General Reports

[Coochie Eater]

Hey! Plenty of you guys responded that you want to be part of the blow bang. She's still up for it, but we need a location! If I knew that 6 to 7 of you would show up for sure, I'd rent a hotel room. PM me if you have a spot where you can host this nonsense. She's hungry for dick. Actually, she's really short of money. (of course). So please, let me know if you can host.

Coochie (Still trying) Eater.

God Bless You All.

[Coochie Eater]

My next quest. She doesn't know it yet. Just need to get her to open up and tell uncle Lefty all her drama. Been awhile since I've been on a challenging hunt. Will take it slow and methodical. Got to look like her idea. If not, I will abort.

Too soon old, too late smart. At first I thought it was dark skin. Then I thought it was a nice high-riding round booty. That big booty looking like two cats in a sack fighting to get out as she walks. Oh Yeah! Big brown tits, with long black nipples. Milk dripping from black titties. Full ripe big black rubber baby buggy bumper lips! How about long muscular legs? Big dangly inner lips that look like roast beef. I thought I knew everything that turned me on.

But I was wrong.

It was BRACES!

OMG Lefty, please please please do this young woman. Fuck her and eat her until she doesn't know whether to shit or go blind. Make her fuck nuts, orgasm overloaded, cum psychotic. Then please share her with the rest of us.

Coochie (making the exception for the white woman) Eater.

God Bless You All.

[BobSteel]

Even though the Democrats are currently tied up in sex trafficking and pedophilia scandal

Only in the minds of a few *.

[LookingForLefty]

For years I wondered why so many paid providers who beg me to fuck them or cum in there mouth. It was their way of avoiding being sodomized. There are two types of women who do anal. One is all about the extra money. The other is desperate to keep you paying them. Then there is the girlfriend type. You ass fuck them a few times because they told you to. But after the 3rd time no more. You can see the scared look when you reach for the lube.

[AltereEgo]

Ok folks. The democratic national convention is scheduled to begin August 17th and run through the 20th. Even though the Democrats are currently tied up in sex trafficking and pedophilia scandal doesn't mean they won't be cracking down on the local talent as a show. Don't forget the extra law enforcement that's tagged on for this freak show. Be careful out there.

[TheDarkLurker]

Okay, so I stumble onto a girl that wants to be a porn star. She's got big plans and is willing to do just about anything. To show her I'm real, I send her a boatload of contacts (Thanks you guys). Now she's gone missing. Oh well, many are called and few are chosen.

But NOW! Holy fucking shit the bed! I meet a tall, beautiful shapely woman who's all about it. She has smooth dark black skin with that amazing gun-metal sheen. Nice perky titties that are just right for her frame and the roundest nicest ass that she puts up in my face as she twerks to demonstrate her supple yet athletic body. We talk a little bit about sites that will allow you to do porn and to set up your own porn business without going to California to get in the the trade.

The next day the person that introduced us tells me, she's a guy. FUCK ME! This tranny was bent over with his / her ass in the air, twerking like crazy, and now I'm wondering where the fuck does the junk go? Did I detect a telltale bulge, was there anything groin-wise that would've tipped me off? Am I fucking losing it as I slip into my dotage? But anyway, I dodged a bullet on this, or at least my friend got me to dodge one.

So I remain on the hunt for a local girl that has porn aspirations and isn't a flake. If you have any leads, please let old Cooch know.

Coochie (The heart of a saint, the soul of a pornographer) Eater.

God Bless You All.

Only one I know of is https://milwaukee.skipthegames.com/f...n/166686028108 she's still active on only fan PH been kinda dead. Comes off as an air head but is fun.

[LookingForLefty]

My next quest. She doesn't know it yet. Just need to get her to open up and tell uncle Lefty all her drama. Been awhile since I've been on a challenging hunt. Will take it slow and methodical. Got to look like her idea. If not, I will abort.

[AltereEgo]

Okay, so I stumble onto a girl that wants to be a porn star. She's got big plans and is willing to do just about anything. To show her I'm real, I send her a boatload of contacts (Thanks you guys). Now she's gone missing. Oh well, many are called and few are chosen.

But NOW! Holy fucking shit the bed! I meet a tall, beautiful shapely woman who's all about it. She has smooth dark black skin with that amazing gun-metal sheen. Nice perky titties that are just right for her frame and the roundest nicest ass that she puts up in my face as she twerks to demonstrate her supple yet athletic body. We talk a little bit about sites that will allow you to do porn and to set up your own porn business without going to California to get in the the trade.

The next day the person that introduced us tells me, she's a guy. FUCK ME! This tranny was bent over with his / her ass in the air, twerking like crazy, and now I'm wondering where the fuck does the junk go? Did I detect a telltale bulge, was there anything groin-wise that would've tipped me off? Am I fucking losing it as I slip into my dotage? But anyway, I dodged a bullet on this, or at least my friend got me to dodge one.

So I remain on the hunt for a local girl that has porn aspirations and isn't a flake. If you have any leads, please let old Cooch know.

Coochie (The heart of a saint, the soul of a pornographer) Eater.

God Bless You All.

I can see how something like this could be embarrassing. Best not to let it get out there.

[Ranger51]

Some time ago I posted about Dawn. She had lived at two places In WA where she hosted. She is now living with a friend and can only car date. I've seen her a couple of times within the last few months. She calls to tell me she is broke but it's hard for me to get away easily. Some of you have seen her. Her old number ending 3835 still works but only with the house WiFi. Her hair is gray and she has put on a few pounds but her service is still what I enjoy IMO. She cannot text at this time because she has no data plan.

What's with surreptitious spy shots? I'm sure that octogenarian, dried up, disease ridden bridge troll would be flattered if you asked to take her picture.

[Coochie Eater]

Okay, so I stumble onto a girl that wants to be a porn star. She's got big plans and is willing to do just about anything. To show her I'm real, I send her a boatload of contacts (Thanks you guys). Now she's gone missing. Oh well, many are called and few are chosen.

But NOW! Holy fucking shit the bed! I meet a tall, beautiful shapely woman who's all about it. She has smooth dark black skin with that amazing gun-metal sheen. Nice perky titties that are just right for her frame and the roundest nicest ass that she puts up in my face as she twerks to demonstrate her supple yet athletic body. We talk a little bit about sites that will allow you to do porn and to set up your own porn business without going to California to get in the the trade.

The next day the person that introduced us tells me, she's a guy. FUCK ME! This tranny was bent over with his / her ass in the air, twerking like crazy, and now I'm wondering where the fuck does the junk go? Did I detect a telltale bulge, was there anything groin-wise that would've tipped me off? Am I fucking losing it as I slip into my dotage? But anyway, I dodged a bullet on this, or at least my friend got me to dodge one.

So I remain on the hunt for a local girl that has porn aspirations and isn't a flake. If you have any leads, please let old Cooch know.

Coochie (The heart of a saint, the soul of a pornographer) Eater.

God Bless You All.

[SoccerFan4245]

Some time ago I posted about Dawn. She had lived at two places In WA where she hosted. She is now living with a friend and can only car date. I've seen her a couple of times within the last few months. She calls to tell me she is broke but it's hard for me to get away easily. Some of you have seen her. Her old number ending 3835 still works but only with the house WiFi. Her hair is gray and she has put on a few pounds but her service is still what I enjoy IMO. She cannot text at this time because she has no data plan.

[PleasurPiranha]

Recently, many seniors messaging for info but their mailbox is full. I'm unable to respond fellas.

[HuntingStreets]

Two guys said they have locations. I say "Great! Let me know so we can get this set up!" No response.

So if you are one of the two guys that said you have locations, please PM me immediately. I'm waiting on you!

Coochie (The Impatient) Eater.

God Bless You All.

Herding cats. That's what it was like when I set up both gangbangs. Good luck bro.

HS.

[Coochie Eater]

Two guys said they have locations. I say "Great! Let me know so we can get this set up!" No response.

So if you are one of the two guys that said you have locations, please PM me immediately. I'm waiting on you!

Coochie (The Impatient) Eater.

God Bless You All.

[BrewCityGuy]

Yes this is her. Thank you and BigMilwaukee for responding. Now I remember she was a little steep in her requirements.

I've had my eye on her for years now. The price always kept me from pulling the trigger. Although I will say I can't remember ever reading a bad report about her.