Streetwalker Reports

**Larry 56** · 01-05-07 00:24

Originally Posted by Oriole Mon

After 3 weeks, I would do Rosie O'donell.

I should introduce you to my ex-wife.

Big Red, when are you getting your senior member status??

Larry!

**Big Red50** · 01-04-07 19:17

Originally Posted by Oriole Mon

As a country singer once said "I never went bed with any less than an 10, but I've woke up with a couple of 2s"

My scale is quite simple when mongering:

N - No good
Y - Pick up, get some, drop off

I've not had the chance to meet Robo, and only know of rumors and what I've read on the board. And openly admit to mistakes, and dips of standards when so horney my leg cramps. After 3 weeks, I would do Rosie O'donell.

Oriole

Hey Oriole Mon,

You are a f**king genius, look at all the time you save mongering.

Am I making this to complicated?

Just wondering.

Big Red

**Oriole Mon** · 01-03-07 23:12

As a country singer once said "I never went bed with any less than an 10, but I've woke up with a couple of 2s"

My scale is quite simple when mongering:

N - No good
Y - Pick up, get some, drop off

I've not had the chance to meet Robo, and only know of rumors and what I've read on the board. And openly admit to mistakes, and dips of standards when so horney my leg cramps. After 3 weeks, I would do Rosie O'donell.

Oriole

**Big Red50** · 01-03-07 16:05

Hey Members:

Sorry for posting twice on the same issue, I left out the Big Red SW Looks Rating Scale on the previous post and could not edit it in time. That is what you get for trying to Monger, work and surf USG Forum at the same time, you gotta f**k up something. Hey we have to have priorities.

Hi Clixx:
Hi Oriole Mon:

I have met Robux and consider myself a good judge of character; therefore I feel very qualified to define Robux Ugly on the Big Red SW Looks Rating Scale.

Big Red’s SW Looks Rating System:

1. Fugly no teeth, hair or skin, scabs only
2. Robux or Curtis Bay Ugly don’t let your friend f**k her
3. Regular ugly not f**ckable unless stoned
4. Minor ugly ok to f**k if drunk
5. Average ok to f**k any time (this is where Big Red tries to draw the line)
6. Pretty well groomed
7. Attractive face and appearance
8. Hot and sexy looking
9. Model Material
10. Goddess perfect in every way

This portion only was posted yesterday, humble apologies.
First let me state I have never picked up a 10 SW so don’t worry about that one. I usually try to set the bar at a five; however in the past when my judgment was compromised, by alcohol or controlled substances I have woken up with 3’s and 4’s much to my own chagrin. Typically we judge people by our own standards; so here goes:

If they are Robux ugly they must be a 2 for Robux to pass, I picked up a 2 at a bar once, she was so excited to have a drunk man of my caliber, she was dragging me out of the bar to have her way with me. I was saved by a friend who did not have beer goggles or mongervision. Since I have never sunken to a 2, It is conjecture on my part that Robux, the fine gentleman(I use that term loosely) that he is applies a similar standard.

Just trying to set the bar

Big Red

**Big Red50** · 01-02-07 15:45

Originally Posted by Clixxx

Oriole Mon

Robux ugly if memory serves, is pretty damn ugly. Sort of like a -10 on the 1 to 10 SW scale.

Had a little free time this AM.

Cruised up the Blvd and Wilkens area while staying somewhat clear of the S Carey area due to time of morning.

Came down the one way street (can never remember the name of that damn street, but it is where Bench's statue is (Millington? )). Usually the sws who frequent this area are pretty dismal, I got lucky. Saw a black girl just walking who could have passed for a civilian other than the look that was given back. Bingo. Say she was a 7. 5 on the SW scale.

Approximately 5'6" tall, stockish frame, nice large B to small C cups, not too much junk in the trunk, but an ample ass. Said she only comes out once in a while. Kids were sleeping and she wanted to pick up some bucks to help for the holidays.

Shantall or something like that was her name. Nice girl for SW scene and did not appear to be a crack head. Said sbhe enjoyed a joint etc. Once in a while, but was not a druggie.

Two kids were from her ex boyfriend, a white guy. Asked about greek, she did not know what that was, so put it out there about taking it in the ass. She avoided the subject.

Went to one of my preferred places out in the county. Gave her the agreeed $20 with promise of a tip if service is good to excellent. Got a great blow job with CIM spit. Nice and slow with some good throating as well. VERY NICE.

Gave her the $20, don't flame me yet, tip. It was that good.

On the way back, she told me she does take it in the ass, but had only done it with her former BF. Dropped her off at her home which was about 2 blocks from where I picked her up. Says when she goes out, she simply walks the back streets in the shadows and not Wilkens or any other high profile avenue or area.

Told me to stop by and ask for her (she lives supposedly with mother and her two kids and ask for her) and she would go to a hotel with me for some serious activity including backdoor action (since I paid well and was so nice).

Will try to hook up with her again if I can.

Monger on

Clix

First let me state I have never picked up a 10 SW so don’t worry about that one. I usually try to set the bar at a five; however in the past when my judgment was compromised, by alcohol or controlled substances I have woken up with 3’s and 4’s much to my own chagrin. Typically we judge people by our own standards; so here goes:

If they are Robux ugly they must be a 2 for Robux to pass, I picked up a 2 at a bar once, she was so excited to have a drunk man of my caliber, she as dragging me out of the bar to have her way with me. I was saved by a friend who did not have beer goggles or mongervision. Since I have never sunken to a 2, It is conjecture on my part that Robux, the fine gentleman (I use that term loosely) that he is applies a similar standard.

Just trying to set the bar

Big Red

**Benchseats Rock** · 12-31-06 18:44

Nice to see someone found the statue.

It's even nicer to see that someone took the time to post a report about a BSW that actually happened.

Benchseats Rock

**Clixxx** · 12-31-06 16:03

Oriole Mon

Robux ugly if memory serves, is pretty damn ugly. Sort of like a -10 on the 1 to 10 SW scale.

Had a little free time this AM.

Cruised up the Blvd and Wilkens area while staying somewhat clear of the S Carey area due to time of morning.

Came down the one way street (can never remember the name of that damn street, but it is where Bench's statue is (Millington? )). Usually the sws who frequent this area are pretty dismal, I got lucky. Saw a black girl just walking who could have passed for a civilian other than the look that was given back. Bingo. Say she was a 7. 5 on the SW scale.

Approximately 5'6" tall, stockish frame, nice large B to small C cups, not too much junk in the trunk, but an ample ass. Said she only comes out once in a while. Kids were sleeping and she wanted to pick up some bucks to help for the holidays.

Shantall or something like that was her name. Nice girl for SW scene and did not appear to be a crack head. Said sbhe enjoyed a joint etc. Once in a while, but was not a druggie.

Two kids were from her ex boyfriend, a white guy. Asked about greek, she did not know what that was, so put it out there about taking it in the ass. She avoided the subject.

Went to one of my preferred places out in the county. Gave her the agreeed $20 with promise of a tip if service is good to excellent. Got a great blow job with CIM spit. Nice and slow with some good throating as well. VERY NICE.

Gave her the $20, don't flame me yet, tip. It was that good.

On the way back, she told me she does take it in the ass, but had only done it with her former BF. Dropped her off at her home which was about 2 blocks from where I picked her up. Says when she goes out, she simply walks the back streets in the shadows and not Wilkens or any other high profile avenue or area.

Told me to stop by and ask for her (she lives supposedly with mother and her two kids and ask for her) and she would go to a hotel with me for some serious activity including backdoor action (since I paid well and was so nice).

Will try to hook up with her again if I can.

Monger on

Clix

**Oriole Mon** · 12-29-06 12:20

What is Robuex ugly?

**Bad Bad Boy** · 12-24-06 11:13

I can hear the music now. It helps. Thanks, Kulli. lol

**Big Red50** · 12-24-06 11:04

Originally Posted by Larry 56

Yeah, that happens all the time. The little head takes over for the big one causing Mongervision.

Larry!

Hey Larry: You need to add Mongervision to Monger vocabulary!
Hey Prototype

Normally I monger during daylight hours, and schedule it with work, you know just 1 more job, blow job, hum job, cum job.

Mongering in good light helps to prevent picking up ugly SW’s; however there are times when you just can’t get a good look. If you cruise by to many times and it is busy some other monger will bag your game, I hate when that happens. I have attached the Big Red SW Rating System for the purpose of clarity:

Big Red’s SW Rating System:

1. Fugly no teeth, hair or skin, scabs only
2. Curtis Bay Ugly don’t let your friend f**k her
3. Regular ugly not f**ckable unless stoned
4. Minor ugly ok to f**k if drunk
5. Average ok to f**k any time (this is where Big Red tries to draw the line)
6. Pretty well groomed
7. Attractive face and appearance
8. Hot and sexy looking
9. Model Material
10. Goddess perfect in every way

First let me state I have never picked up a 10 SW so don’t worry about that one. On my first pass if she looks ok, I will stop, if the SW gets in and is:

8 or 9 This quality of SW is rare proceed immediately to notel.
5-7 No problem proceed to notel or industrial spot and thoroughly enjoy.
3-4 Here are the options, they are in your vehicle if you are not drunk or. stoned, get drunk or stoned or put them out, either way you will be sorry.
1-2 If you let a1 or 2 SW in your vehicle you must: get new glasses or stop mongering you are hopeless.

Now the subject of getting a miss rated SW out of your vehicle, this has happened to me several times, especially in winter when they are all bundled up. I try to be somewhat honest not brutally honest. I say you are not my type or I thought you were another SW, sorry here is 5 bucks for cigarettes and 99% will get out at this point.

I had one difficult SW refuse and tell me I had to pay 20 or she would not get out, I mean who the f**k is running the show here. I put the truck in park, turned off the ignition, pocketed the key and told her this was her last chance to get out on her own. She told me to do some sexual things that were physically impossible. Then I grabbed her left wrist with my right hand, twisted it up behind her back, pushing her against the dash, grabbed her right arm that she was swinging at me with my left hand, across her front and pulled her ass out of the truck Benchseats do Rock. After I got her out she said she would take the $5 to leave me alone WTF. As I left, driving up Wilkens with her screaming at me, I noticed her purse on the floor, out it went at the next light.

In the event the police arrive, just explain you were stopped and the female jumped in and tried to take your cell phone ect. I guess if you think you can’t get someone out of the vehicle, don’t let them in. If you decide to put out a difficult SW, don’t talk or argue, just do it use the element of surprise.

Happy Holidays

Big Red

**Kulli** · 12-24-06 10:43

BBB -- If you want some music to go with that, Bobby Bare recorded "I've never gone to bed with an ugly woman, but I sure woke up with a few."

**Bad Bad Boy** · 12-24-06 10:38

Prototype, it's like the old adage: I never go to bed with ugly girls, but have woken up to several the next morning. lol

**PsyberZombie** · 12-24-06 10:22

Originally Posted by Prototype

Is it just me or has anyone else driven past what looks to be a decent looking sw(I usually go past a couple times, trying to get a good look)figure they look decent enough while going past at speed. Then stop to pick them up and as they approach the car, they get uglier and uglier. I hate that.

That's a syndrome known as " Good from far .... but far from good "

**Seva Lurker** · 12-24-06 09:35

Sort of like the "girls get prettier at closing time" isn't it?

**Larry 56** · 12-24-06 08:12

Originally Posted by Prototype

Is it just me or has anyone else driven past what looks to be a decent looking sw(I usually go past a couple times, trying to get a good look)figure they look decent enough while going past at speed. Then stop to pick them up and as they approach the car, they get uglier and uglier. I hate that.

Yeah, that happens all the time. The little head takes over for the big one causing Mongervision.

Larry!