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**Husky2009** · 07-24-20 21:49

Originally Posted by Trapped23 [View Original Post]

Not a pay wall -- here's the direct link: https://www.pornhub.com/view_video.p...h5f1a04770c6b7.

She gave you that GOAT (Greatest Of All Time) Throat.

**Husky2009** · 07-24-20 21:46

Originally Posted by Markssmrk [View Original Post]

Maybe HX just isn't for you. I've seen over 20 different chicks from HX in the last 9/10 months And have never once been stood up by an HX girl. I've been stood-up / ghosted by a few PD chicks and some LC girls and one UTR. But for me HX girls always follow through. Clearly there's something wrong with your approach like the other guy tried to say nicely, just based off the way you type you give off a dickish vibe. I'd suggest maybe trying to phrase things differently. The whole I'm 50+ and a white professional thing just comes off as really entitled. These chicks don't care about that. Since you're a part of a pay site they all pretty much assume that you're an old white guy, it doesn't need to be said. Also specifically asking for menu and rates isnt necessary they know that what you want. They all have a canned response ready to go that includes that info. All you really need to do is greet them and say youre interested in scheduling some time today.

Maybe try MPs you don't have to worry about flaking there you can just go when you're ready. All guys have different niches in the hobby. Some are MP guys some like SWs some are strip club guys. Me personally I don't like MPs I just got torn apart in the MP thread for telling a girl how much I was willing to tip her. Lesson learned, that scene doesn't suit my personality, I moved on. Based on the issues your having I'd suggest you try MPs.

"Hi my name is _ I am 50+ white male professional, I am interested in your menu, pricing and availability today".

That sounds like something a monotone detective would say (think about it). Girls pick up on vibes / tones quick even through texts and us as men we don't get caught up in emotions most of the time so its hard to read emotions so we can say things that are a bit robotic and not understand how to vibe. Try to do the less is more Method. Start off by saying Hi. I like your pics just don't explain too much unless you're a grand pussy slaying master who has a tongue like Don Juan.

**Avocat** · 07-24-20 21:33

These videos don't do anything for me, except feel like me dick is not as small as I thought it was!

Maybe being amateurs recording they don't know how to hold the camera, but it makes feel feel like I have a Super Dick!

**Trapped23** · 07-24-20 21:17

Originally Posted by FlakeUmms [View Original Post]

Nah I pay for premium and that video is already deleted. It was gone two hours after they posted the link. I'm pretty sure somebody's on to you, Trapped23.

Video is still there, sir. Not a paywall. I just had posted the wrong link after I uploaded.

https://www.pornhub.com/view_video.p...h5f1a04770c6b7

**HapaBoy86** · 07-24-20 20:56

Originally Posted by DickensCider [View Original Post]

I would be disappointed expecting this gal then getting the one in the video. If it wasn't for the identifying tattoos I wouldn't know who that was.

She a lot "thicker" in person!

**Trapped23** · 07-24-20 20:51

Fellow mongers,

Any intell on this one. I wanted to know if she was any good. Been eyeing her for awhile.

https://www.humaniplex.com/profiles/JazzminePearl

**Trapped23** · 07-24-20 20:37

Originally Posted by BigM1 [View Original Post]

Wow, she gained weight, but using her pics from 5+yrs ago.

Yep but that head is fire tho but she did gain at least a good 30 pounds. I drove an hour to see her based on the pics and how flexible she looked. The pics on HX showed that they were from April and March 2020 but when I got there they were more like April and March 2016. But again that head is fire though, and pussy was pretty tight.

**Trapped23** · 07-24-20 20:34

Originally Posted by Markssmrk [View Original Post]

Maybe HX just isn't for you. I've seen over 20 different chicks from HX in the last 9/10 months And have never once been stood up by an HX girl. I've been stood-up / ghosted by a few PD chicks and some LC girls and one UTR. But for me HX girls always follow through. Clearly there's something wrong with your approach like the other guy tried to say nicely, just based off the way you type you give off a dickish vibe. I'd suggest maybe trying to phrase things differently. The whole I'm 50+ and a white professional thing just comes off as really entitled. These chicks don't care about that. Since you're a part of a pay site they all pretty much assume that you're an old white guy, it doesn't need to be said. Also specifically asking for menu and rates isnt necessary they know that what you want. They all have a canned response ready to go that includes that info. All you really need to do is greet them and say youre interested in scheduling some time today.

Maybe try MPs you don't have to worry about flaking there you can just go when you're ready. All guys have different niches in the hobby. Some are MP guys some like SWs some are strip club guys. Me personally I don't like MPs I just got torn apart in the MP thread for telling a girl how much I was willing to tip her. Lesson learned, that scene doesn't suit my personality, I moved on. Based on the issues your having I'd suggest you try MPs

Usually, I just say "Appointment" in heading and in the message ask if they can provide rates and list of services, because like the last guy was saying they all have can responses ready to go but sometimes they won't share their price and menu without you asking. I never get into my age or race or description until they see me. What matters how I look if I am paying them?

**ChrisPoontang** · 07-24-20 20:10

Originally Posted by Markssmrk [View Original Post]

Maybe HX just isn't for you. I've seen over 20 different chicks from HX in the last 9/10 months And have never once been stood up by an HX girl. I've been stood-up / ghosted by a few PD chicks and some LC girls and one UTR. But for me HX girls always follow through. Clearly there's something wrong with your approach like the other guy tried to say nicely, just based off the way you type you give off a dickish vibe. I'd suggest maybe trying to phrase things differently. The whole I'm 50+ and a white professional thing just comes off as really entitled. These chicks don't care about that. Since you're a part of a pay site they all pretty much assume that you're an old white guy, it doesn't need to be said. Also specifically asking for menu and rates isnt necessary they know that what you want. They all have a canned response ready to go that includes that info. All you really need to do is greet them and say youre interested in scheduling some time today.

Maybe try MPs you don't have to worry about flaking there you can just go when you're ready. All guys have different niches in the hobby. Some are MP guys some like SWs some are strip club guys. Me personally I don't like MPs I just got torn apart in the MP thread for telling a girl how much I was willing to tip her. Lesson learned, that scene doesn't suit my personality, I moved on. Based on the issues your having I'd suggest you try MPs

You are 100% right, he needs to try something else.

Maybe he needs to Japan and try getting into some of the Geisha houses.

If he thinks his fragile ego is hurting now, wait till he see's how far his since of entitlement gets him over there.

**Markssmrk** · 07-24-20 19:12

Originally Posted by RJD123 [View Original Post]

My friend I do not spend time telling them how white I am how good my job is. I just mean when I send my initial PM I say something like "Hi my name is _ I am 50+ white male professional, I am interested in your menu, pricing and availability today" Once they respond I keep short and sweet. Believe me I don't spend time asking questions as I am certainly not looking to go back and forth with them. I stick to business and just try to book an appointment. The focus of my rant is how many of these girls are flaky. I am standing here with money in my pocket, car keys in my hand and I can't get these girls to focus and respond. I don't tell them my life's story and I don't want to hear theirs. I just want to book an appointment and go get fucked. They disappear, they cancel, they tell me stories about cell phone problems, or change of plans or not respond. Makes me nuts. Like I said I've never had so much trouble trying to give someone money before! LOL!

Maybe HX just isn't for you. I've seen over 20 different chicks from HX in the last 9/10 months And have never once been stood up by an HX girl. I've been stood-up / ghosted by a few PD chicks and some LC girls and one UTR. But for me HX girls always follow through. Clearly there's something wrong with your approach like the other guy tried to say nicely, just based off the way you type you give off a dickish vibe. I'd suggest maybe trying to phrase things differently. The whole I'm 50+ and a white professional thing just comes off as really entitled. These chicks don't care about that. Since you're a part of a pay site they all pretty much assume that you're an old white guy, it doesn't need to be said. Also specifically asking for menu and rates isn’t necessary they know that what you want. They all have a canned response ready to go that includes that info. All you really need to do is greet them and say you’re interested in scheduling some time today.

Maybe try MPs you don't have to worry about flaking there you can just go when you're ready. All guys have different niches in the hobby. Some are MP guys some like SWs some are strip club guys. Me personally I don't like MPs I just got torn apart in the MP thread for telling a girl how much I was willing to tip her. Lesson learned, that scene doesn't suit my personality, I moved on. Based on the issues your having I'd suggest you try MPs.

**MisterChango** · 07-24-20 17:41

Originally Posted by DickensCider [View Original Post]

I would be disappointed expecting this gal then getting the one in the video. If it wasn't for the identifying tattoos I wouldn't know who that was.

What the hell happened? If I wanted to score a fat trashy looking broad I would just trawl a divorcee five bar and go home with a woman that's better looking that AS69 what the hell happened to her? She's still charging hottie rates for fattie body? Hard pass.

**DickensCider** · 07-24-20 17:21

Originally Posted by BigM1 [View Original Post]

Wow, she gained weight, but using her pics from 5+yrs ago.

I would be disappointed expecting this gal then getting the one in the video. If it wasn't for the identifying tattoos I wouldn't know who that was.

**MoneyMakerMike** · 07-24-20 16:47

Originally Posted by FlakeUmms [View Original Post]

I'm trying to see her myself so I have some prep I can share. Standard HX GFE rate $$$ and Greek upgrade. I believe she is Eastern Euro. Used to post on Eros under the name Eva London but won't admit it if you ask. Tons of reviews on TER under that moniker. I don't have anything crete for you but she sounds like a good time. She wouldn't see me til I had two refs so now that that's out of the way. And she's in fucking Costa Mesa.

Thanks for the info. I didn't know she used to go by another name.

**BigM1** · 07-24-20 14:12

Originally Posted by Trapped23 [View Original Post]

Here is another one out of Inland Empire.

https://www.pornhub.com/view_video.p...h5f1a358b4c09c

Wow, she gained weight, but using her pics from 5+yrs ago.

**FlakeUmms** · 07-24-20 13:32

Originally Posted by RJD123 [View Original Post]

So if you'll all allow and indulge me for a moment I would like to vent. What the hell is wrong with these women? They are SO flaky. I follow their instructions, send them a PM on HX, then text, I am polite, friendly and courteous in my PM and text messages. I do everything correctly. They respond for a second and then often mid-texting conversation they disappear for an hour or stop all together. I communicate distinctly and often offer them more than they quote just so MAYBE they'll pay attention and respond. Trying to connect with these women is unbelievably frustrating. I'll be texting them or PM and they forget who they're talking to and start a conversation all over again in the middle of an existing conversation. As I said I am polite and friendly. I jump through all the right hoops and do everything the right way but many times I can't get anywhere. I am a middle aged white male white collar professional and I let them know that. I thought the whole point of what they're doing is to make money. So fucking flaky and spaced out. I mean I understand some have drug issues and other problems but it seems lately nearly every single one I contact seems to end up being a bunch of wasted time. FLAKY, FLAKY, FLAKY! Never had so much trouble trying to give people money in my life. Do these woman want to work or not? It's like they're going out of their way to make it hard on us. Thoughts? Comments? Any of you feel similar? Am I doing something wrong?

I almost wrote a similar post the other night so I very much feel you on this but I do think you have it twisted. So yeah it's a business but their product is their actual selves so their risk is super high. Since you seemed to vibe a certain way here, it's possible you vibe that way in texts and keep getting ghosted because of it. Personally, I keep asking myself why I vibe po po but that's my cross to bear. Try not to ask too many questions and if they aren't responding the way you like, on to the next. Unless you're into some really niche shit, there are tons of providers that will do the thing you want to do. I'm sure you at least got a mental list of who you might want to see so just cross one name off and try another. It's Los Angeles. The pond is constantly replenished.

For the record, I have been ghosted 3 times over the past month and haven't had a date since the end of June. One said come thru and then went silent when I asked for the addy, next one said they wanted a date asap and then I said cool I can leave in 20 and never heard back until 7 a the next day and then the one from the other night that got me most heated was a girl who said she could meet right then but when I was 5 minutes from her place she texted and said she had someone coming by and could I wait an hour? I was bummed but I was already there, she had been squirrelly plus I had already taken my vitamin before I left the crib so I did the dumbfuck thing and waited for an hour and forty only to wind up ghosted. My takeaway is that I only see pros that do appointments. I am sure I will break this new rule many times and feel all types of ways about it.