Massage Parlor Reports

[AhardLanding]

Korean usually much better than Chinese operations. Ugly stereotyping, I know, but if you have a choice, go K.

[Kmp Chaser]

This is a tossup between Chen's and Eco. This will be my first ever time visiting an AMP so I'm nervous but excited. Any tips (pun intended) to make it go smoothly? I should add it's been years since I had some P so take that into consideration ha!

[Domino727]

Chen's massage parlor on Santa Monica boulevard. Mary.

Same as before. She has gained a lot of weight since the West Hollywood days.

Also, I booked my appointment at 3 pm. Got there at 2:45 pm. She was free. So I quickly disrobed. She seemed like she was in a hurry. No massage, straight to sex.

However, she kept texting someone every five minutes. I finished up missionary at 3 pm. Just as someone came in. It was the guy she was texting with.

She quickly ushered me out, telling me she had no time to even start a massage (or round 2). Very disappointing.

Problem with this is that I had originally booked for a 3 pm timeslot. Which means Mary is into double booking.

I paid $40 for half hour. So, instead of giving her the usual $120, I gave her a hondo, shorted her $20, because of her rushed attitude.

BTW, she didn't even clean up before meeting that dude. Yuk, he was knee deep in my splooge.

[Biscuit96]

Reading about Tina sparked my interest as well, so I decided to check it out. First off, parking is horrific. I drove around for 15 min looking for a spot. Definitely a lot of foot traffic. 2 other pair of shoes were inside the door when I arrived. Jon #4 was coming in when I left, and Jon #5 was in the hallway going into the other room. I saw Eva who looked very nice, however, service was very lackluster all around. Also, as I was getting dressed, she "prepped" for the next guy which just meant straightening the towel on the table and replacing the paper towel for the face hole. I always hope that the top sheet / towel is changed between guys, but not in this case. Anyway, I won't be back, so that's one less pair of shoes at the doorway.

I don't know how great this Tina might be, but overall this place is a high traffic AAMP ran out of a ktown apartment complex. They're operating out of two adjacent apartments, with 3 girls in each unit, both 2 bedrooms, with the third setup in the living room, basically a bed with those Asian fold-up walls surrounding it. This Tina chick must be new. Most of the girls here are not as enthusiastic about the service they're providing, probably because of how overworked they are. You can tell when a provider has had a busy day. Sticky skin from all the sweat, lack of enthusiasm in the session, or even worse, when they ask you to be gentle because of how tired and sore they are.

One thing I will say is that the way they are running this operation is extremely careless. Every time I've been there, as I turn the corner to reach the room, I've seen multiple John's standing awkwardly outside the doors waiting their turn. WTF? The first time I went, the booker (mamasan?) greeted me in the hallway and asked me to hang out in the laundry room right around the corner, telling me to wait about 15 minutes. After about 10 minutes, some tenant comes in to do his laundry, so naturally I take that as my cue to gtfo of there to go back to the hallway only to see the mamasan has 3 dudes standing outside the door like it was a line to use the fucking restroom at a nightclub or something. She must've seen the look on my face and she said "oh don't worry, you're first. They go after you". I'm thinking WTF is this amateur hour? How long do they think they can stay under the radar before the other tenants figure out what's going on here?

Anyways, the talent here for the most part has been okay, at best. As far as Chinese aamp providers, these girls are not as accommodating as the ones in SGV. They're all young, but on more than one occasion, I ended up leaving after seeing the lineup. But on busy days you don't get a choice, so what you see is what you get. Usually there's one decent girl, with a fatty and a fugly. It's just the luck of the draw sometimes when it gets that busy

[Mvmvm]

At this point I'd settle for any MP that's still open. Even better if I can get a bit of an actual massage out of it.

[PriscillaM]

Whats the best area is to visit for parlors in LA? I'm mostly interested in 18 yo unicorns, even if that means lack in service. How does LA compare to san diego?

Chen's massage parlor on Santa Monica boulevard. Mary.

[Teddy O]

Whats the best area is to visit for parlors in LA? I'm mostly interested in 18 yo unicorns, even if that means lack in service. How does LA compare to san diego?

[SoulBoy01]

I don't know how great this Tina might be, but overall this place is a high traffic AAMP ran out of a ktown apartment complex. They're operating out of two adjacent apartments, with 3 girls in each unit, both 2 bedrooms, with the third setup in the living room, basically a bed with those Asian fold-up walls surrounding it. This Tina chick must be new. Most of the girls here are not as enthusiastic about the service they're providing, probably because of how overworked they are. You can tell when a provider has had a busy day. Sticky skin from all the sweat, lack of enthusiasm in the session, or even worse, when they ask you to be gentle because of how tired and sore they are.

One thing I will say is that the way they are running this operation is extremely careless. Every time I've been there, as I turn the corner to reach the room, I've seen multiple John's standing awkwardly outside the doors waiting their turn. WTF? The first time I went, the booker (mamasan?) greeted me in the hallway and asked me to hang out in the laundry room right around the corner, telling me to wait about 15 minutes. After about 10 minutes, some tenant comes in to do his laundry, so naturally I take that as my cue to gtfo of there to go back to the hallway only to see the mamasan has 3 dudes standing outside the door like it was a line to use the fucking restroom at a nightclub or something. She must've seen the look on my face and she said "oh don't worry, you're first. They go after you". I'm thinking WTF is this amateur hour? How long do they think they can stay under the radar before the other tenants figure out what's going on here?

Anyways, the talent here for the most part has been okay, at best. As far as Chinese aamp providers, these girls are not as accommodating as the ones in SGV. They're all young, but on more than one occasion, I ended up leaving after seeing the lineup. But on busy days you don't get a choice, so what you see is what you get. Usually there's one decent girl, with a fatty and a fugly. It's just the luck of the draw sometimes when it gets that busy.

I'm going to have to see if this Tina girl lives up to all the hype. This place is usually my last resort when other options are dry. The girls tend to be clock watchers with lots of rules and get visibly frustrated when you don't finish within 15 minutes, which I honestly can't stand. When I'm trying to get off, and the girl starts copping an attitude pouting about how long I'm taking, it's a fucking boner killer. But the work schedule must be brutal. They operate from 9 am till 11 pm, officially, but they keep booking till midnight. 15 hour shifts on a packed schedule means they must be handling up to 30 sessions a day, so I can't really blame them.

I think the enthusiastic reviews on rubmaps are coming from people that have never experienced an incall. If your mongering experience has been limited to massage parlors with Asian grannies, obviously this type of place is going to be awesome. But if you're in the kgirl scene, where the providers are always clean, fresh, and accommodating, this place will leave you disappointed.

I'll report back after I see what Tina's all about, but I can't imagine this place being around for that much longer. There's just way too much traffic as it was, but now after this review on Tina got posted here, it's about to be game over. I've seen it happen time and time again where a good reliable but busy spot gets shared here, and then it's only a matter of weeks before they close down for good. So act fast, because this place is not going to be around much longer. Mark my words.

[Emmjay22]

Thanks. I'll request for Tina when I get there.

I texted their number and they sent me some other address to some hotel out there. And they said they had 5 girls including Tina, any luck is it all real?

[ThinderStick]

I looked for it on google maps and that's what it shows. I'm familiar with the area, a little guidance please. Will relay some information around the Compton area in return.

Same any info showing private residence? Interest in given Tina a try. Before another shutdown.

[TylerDurd]

Thanks. I'll request for Tina when I get there.

Is the number / address on rubmaps accurate? Can't seem to find it on google maps. Thanks.

[Aniceman333]

Thanks. I'll request for Tina when I get there.

I looked for it on google maps and that's what it shows. I'm familiar with the area, a little guidance please. Will relay some information around the Compton area in return.

[JuJu256]

Basically you want to see Tina. 40 or 50 on the entry. 120 for all you can ask for. I'll copy one of the reviews below. These aren't my words.

I got to keep this short, but after reading about Tina, having been here at least 5 times (had two a few times etc etc) I REALIZED I never had Tina. And not to take away from ANY of my experiences here, but, TINA is the perfect fantasy.

For any monger looking to plunge their manhood into a tiny Japanese chic! I woke up early knowing I just couldn't get the day started unless I fuck this girl (thanks to all of the reviews). I hesitantly wrote this because adding to the list could only mean MORE dicks in this provider. But fuck it!

Fellas, I've been a lot of places, some of you may know Apple etc (those who kniw, know) but I must say, TINA is the only one who SUPERCEDED a very much hyped up reputation! In those 30 minutes, I was in another world. This girl loves on you to the point where I felt like I was saying goodbye "to my wife" in the morning. SHIT!

The dirty talking DT was mind boggling. The ball sucking was stupendous, and yes, she lichee my ass (probably doesn't do that with MANY. I'm clean-shaven and I always shower before fucking any of these bitches) . I could be wrong.

Long story short, you can fuck her as hard as you "need to" she can take it (I'm a "solid" above average size but not necessarily HUGE) . Her sounds alone will make you NUT if you're a newbie (I'm not). While I'm at it, I'd say she's not for the newbie. She will fuck up ALL the rest of your mongering experiences. Work your way up to her. Like I said, I never thought Apple Could be "topped" as far as GF experiences go. TINA makes you think she wants your "babies" . And that's why I do this. I only need about the 30 minutes of being "doted" on and then I'm out. Building my empire.

Thanks. I'll request for Tina when I get there.

[Warlock90]

After having mixed up my masseuse last time. I returned again to the cozy little spot for another attempt. Booking was easy a second time which was super nice. Was delayed slightly by traffic but as they always suggest text before you're at the door. Easy in. My gods, Ishtar was fucking cute. I'm talking old school fantasizing about the bangin chick in chem class. So glad I came back.

She's into the spiritual side of it which I'm also down with. Sound bowl after some yub nub is chill, its like asmr but with goddess titties in view. She will hum into ya chakras, so that's a thing that happens. But also lets be real, I'm having a great time. Her massage skills are fucking choice, and her hands are soft. She's no Thai masseuse so pain level is chill but I want aa team of grannies practicing their stomp routine on my back.

Flip is legit. She played me like pro and the eye contact was fucking delightful. Didn't get to play with the ladies at all, but she put some elbow grease into it and I def finished a strong 9/10. Probably lost 5 lbs from the load.

Premium.

She is fun to talk to too, so if your nice she might give ya the grease.

[IAmGib1]

I visited Pine Therapy in West Hollywood yesterday and drew LiLi. Very good Looking White girl. Mid or late 20's. Great Body. Very friendly. I was very satisfied with her services.

What services and rates?