Massage Parlor Reports

**AhardLanding** · 07-24-20 00:32

LOL. Can you imagine someone losing their virginity to WeHo Jenny / Mary? Scarred for life, or ruined for life.

If I had to pick a hooker to send a young nephew who needed to lose god forsaken cherry it would be either Sugar in Puente or Tanya in Oxnard.

**Kmp Chaser** · 07-23-20 22:21

Originally Posted by Wicked1 [View Original Post]

Got the heads up. No shareable pics but a new Asian beauty Any. Always smiling, pretty face and mid length hair. She's petite, 10 lbs lighter than Apple, thin with nice butt and tits, nice body. Early 20's. Sweet personality.

Chanel is a super hot Brazilian 25 yo. Outrageous body, mid back blonde-ish hair. Whoa. Hot pic.

Next week, Maya. Cuban, beautiful face, slender with a smoking hot body. Really pretty. She's here next week. Killer pic.

Chanel and Maya are hot. Any sounds like a new contender. If they send me any pics to share, I'll post right away.

Play safe!

Thank you for the report! Definitely will making a visit soon.

What sort of damage am I expecting if FS? Do all the girls offer the same menu there?

**Wicked1** · 07-23-20 22:06

Originally Posted by KmpChaser [View Original Post]

Any girl you'd recommend at Eco?

Got the heads up. No shareable pics but a new Asian beauty Annie. Always smiling, pretty face and mid length hair. She's petite, 10 lbs lighter than Apple, thin with nice butt and tits, nice body. Early 20's. Sweet personality.

Chanel is a super hot Brazilian 25 yo. Outrageous body, mid back blonde-ish hair, beautiful with a sick body. Whoa. Hot pic.

Next week, Maya. Cuban, beautiful face, slender with a smoking hot body. Really pretty. She's here next week. Killer pic.

Chanel and Maya are hot. Annie sounds like a new contender. If they send me any pics to share, I'll post right away.

Play safe!

**Kmp Chaser** · 07-23-20 14:32

Originally Posted by Domino727 [View Original Post]

Read my previous post about Mary.

Any girl you'd recommend at Eco?

**Kmp Chaser** · 07-23-20 14:30

Originally Posted by AhardLanding [View Original Post]

Korean usually much better than Chinese operations. Ugly stereotyping, I know, but if you have a choice, go K.

Any you'd recommend? I read Ks have hotter girls too.

**Christophe1** · 07-23-20 11:25

Originally Posted by PriscillaM [View Original Post]

Chen's massage parlor on Santa Monica boulevard. Mary.

It's a trap! Back out, jump in your car, and drive down the 405 to Eco quickly.

Originally Posted by Domino727 [View Original Post]

Read my previous post about Mary.

She is fat fast and got greedy.

**Domino727** · 07-23-20 10:44

Originally Posted by KmpChaser [View Original Post]

This is a tossup between Chen's and Eco. This will be my first ever time visiting an AMP so I'm nervous but excited. Any tips (pun intended) to make it go smoothly? I should add it's been years since I had some P so take that into consideration ha!

Read my previous post about Mary.

**AhardLanding** · 07-23-20 10:22

Korean usually much better than Chinese operations. Ugly stereotyping, I know, but if you have a choice, go K.

**Kmp Chaser** · 07-23-20 04:18

This is a tossup between Chen's and Eco. This will be my first ever time visiting an AMP so I'm nervous but excited. Any tips (pun intended) to make it go smoothly? I should add it's been years since I had some P so take that into consideration ha!

**Domino727** · 07-23-20 03:11

Originally Posted by PriscillaM [View Original Post]

Chen's massage parlor on Santa Monica boulevard. Mary.

Same as before. She has gained a lot of weight since the West Hollywood days.

Also, I booked my appointment at 3 pm. Got there at 2:45 pm. She was free. So I quickly disrobed. She seemed like she was in a hurry. No massage, straight to sex.

However, she kept texting someone every five minutes. I finished up missionary at 3 pm. Just as someone came in. It was the guy she was texting with.

She quickly ushered me out, telling me she had no time to even start a massage (or round 2). Very disappointing.

Problem with this is that I had originally booked for a 3 pm timeslot. Which means Mary is into double booking.

I paid $40 for half hour. So, instead of giving her the usual $120, I gave her a hondo, shorted her $20, because of her rushed attitude.

BTW, she didn't even clean up before meeting that dude. Yuk, he was knee deep in my splooge.

**Biscuit96** · 07-23-20 02:16

Reading about Tina sparked my interest as well, so I decided to check it out. First off, parking is horrific. I drove around for 15 min looking for a spot. Definitely a lot of foot traffic. 2 other pair of shoes were inside the door when I arrived. Jon #4 was coming in when I left, and Jon #5 was in the hallway going into the other room. I saw Eva who looked very nice, however, service was very lackluster all around. Also, as I was getting dressed, she "prepped" for the next guy which just meant straightening the towel on the table and replacing the paper towel for the face hole. I always hope that the top sheet / towel is changed between guys, but not in this case. Anyway, I won't be back, so that's one less pair of shoes at the doorway.

Originally Posted by SoulBoy01 [View Original Post]

I don't know how great this Tina might be, but overall this place is a high traffic AAMP ran out of a ktown apartment complex. They're operating out of two adjacent apartments, with 3 girls in each unit, both 2 bedrooms, with the third setup in the living room, basically a bed with those Asian fold-up walls surrounding it. This Tina chick must be new. Most of the girls here are not as enthusiastic about the service they're providing, probably because of how overworked they are. You can tell when a provider has had a busy day. Sticky skin from all the sweat, lack of enthusiasm in the session, or even worse, when they ask you to be gentle because of how tired and sore they are.

One thing I will say is that the way they are running this operation is extremely careless. Every time I've been there, as I turn the corner to reach the room, I've seen multiple John's standing awkwardly outside the doors waiting their turn. WTF? The first time I went, the booker (mamasan?) greeted me in the hallway and asked me to hang out in the laundry room right around the corner, telling me to wait about 15 minutes. After about 10 minutes, some tenant comes in to do his laundry, so naturally I take that as my cue to gtfo of there to go back to the hallway only to see the mamasan has 3 dudes standing outside the door like it was a line to use the fucking restroom at a nightclub or something. She must've seen the look on my face and she said "oh don't worry, you're first. They go after you". I'm thinking WTF is this amateur hour? How long do they think they can stay under the radar before the other tenants figure out what's going on here?

Anyways, the talent here for the most part has been okay, at best. As far as Chinese aamp providers, these girls are not as accommodating as the ones in SGV. They're all young, but on more than one occasion, I ended up leaving after seeing the lineup. But on busy days you don't get a choice, so what you see is what you get. Usually there's one decent girl, with a fatty and a fugly. It's just the luck of the draw sometimes when it gets that busy

**Mvmvm** · 07-22-20 21:45

At this point I'd settle for any MP that's still open. Even better if I can get a bit of an actual massage out of it.

**PriscillaM** · 07-22-20 18:08

Originally Posted by TeddyO [View Original Post]

Whats the best area is to visit for parlors in LA? I'm mostly interested in 18 yo unicorns, even if that means lack in service. How does LA compare to san diego?

Chen's massage parlor on Santa Monica boulevard. Mary.

**Teddy O** · 07-22-20 14:12

Whats the best area is to visit for parlors in LA? I'm mostly interested in 18 yo unicorns, even if that means lack in service. How does LA compare to san diego?

**SoulBoy01** · 07-22-20 10:02

I don't know how great this Tina might be, but overall this place is a high traffic AAMP ran out of a ktown apartment complex. They're operating out of two adjacent apartments, with 3 girls in each unit, both 2 bedrooms, with the third setup in the living room, basically a bed with those Asian fold-up walls surrounding it. This Tina chick must be new. Most of the girls here are not as enthusiastic about the service they're providing, probably because of how overworked they are. You can tell when a provider has had a busy day. Sticky skin from all the sweat, lack of enthusiasm in the session, or even worse, when they ask you to be gentle because of how tired and sore they are.

One thing I will say is that the way they are running this operation is extremely careless. Every time I've been there, as I turn the corner to reach the room, I've seen multiple John's standing awkwardly outside the doors waiting their turn. WTF? The first time I went, the booker (mamasan?) greeted me in the hallway and asked me to hang out in the laundry room right around the corner, telling me to wait about 15 minutes. After about 10 minutes, some tenant comes in to do his laundry, so naturally I take that as my cue to gtfo of there to go back to the hallway only to see the mamasan has 3 dudes standing outside the door like it was a line to use the fucking restroom at a nightclub or something. She must've seen the look on my face and she said "oh don't worry, you're first. They go after you". I'm thinking WTF is this amateur hour? How long do they think they can stay under the radar before the other tenants figure out what's going on here?

Anyways, the talent here for the most part has been okay, at best. As far as Chinese aamp providers, these girls are not as accommodating as the ones in SGV. They're all young, but on more than one occasion, I ended up leaving after seeing the lineup. But on busy days you don't get a choice, so what you see is what you get. Usually there's one decent girl, with a fatty and a fugly. It's just the luck of the draw sometimes when it gets that busy.

I'm going to have to see if this Tina girl lives up to all the hype. This place is usually my last resort when other options are dry. The girls tend to be clock watchers with lots of rules and get visibly frustrated when you don't finish within 15 minutes, which I honestly can't stand. When I'm trying to get off, and the girl starts copping an attitude pouting about how long I'm taking, it's a fucking boner killer. But the work schedule must be brutal. They operate from 9 am till 11 pm, officially, but they keep booking till midnight. 15 hour shifts on a packed schedule means they must be handling up to 30 sessions a day, so I can't really blame them.

I think the enthusiastic reviews on rubmaps are coming from people that have never experienced an incall. If your mongering experience has been limited to massage parlors with Asian grannies, obviously this type of place is going to be awesome. But if you're in the kgirl scene, where the providers are always clean, fresh, and accommodating, this place will leave you disappointed.

I'll report back after I see what Tina's all about, but I can't imagine this place being around for that much longer. There's just way too much traffic as it was, but now after this review on Tina got posted here, it's about to be game over. I've seen it happen time and time again where a good reliable but busy spot gets shared here, and then it's only a matter of weeks before they close down for good. So act fast, because this place is not going to be around much longer. Mark my words.