Massage Parlor Reports

[Edgewater94]

I never got around to posting my first and only report. It's pre-covid now so its a bit old, but figured why not. This was probably 9 months ago.

I first drove to You a week before, sat in the parking lot for about 10-15 minutes and then chickened out and drove away. Next week, I dreamed about doing it over. In the dream it was a week later and I went back, parked and just went inside right away. On my way in I passed some dude coming out and we awkwardly kind of looked away. Inside I told the mamasan 45 minutes, which ended up being way more time than I need. She asked if I had been before and I said no. I realize now I should have just said yes, but it ended up not being an issue. She took my hand and lead me back to one of the rooms. I could tell by the way she held my hand that this would be a good experience. She left me there to get undressed, and a little later in walked a short Chinese girl with nice medium sized fake boobs. She started kissing me immediately, and asked what I want. It was my first time at at AMP so it took a little negotiating, and she asked if I had been there before. I did not bring much cash. We negotiated on an amount for BJ, and she asked if I wanted a table shower first. I said no. But should have said yes. She went straight into CBJ while I stood, and eventually I moved to lay on the table. She continued CBJ and then eventually ripped off the cover. Continued to go until I popped. She cleaned me up with a hot towel, left the room and I heard her outside hawking up spit and then she came back in. Only like 15 minutes had passed, and I got up to get dressed. She said I could stay, but I figured it would cost more, so I said I was good. She hugged me and said she had a good time. She was a gorgeous girl and she said her name but I forget it. She had a great body but never got undressed so I didn't see much more.

After reflecting. on the dream, there's a bunch of things I would done differently but didn't really know better.

It's refreshing to hear an honest report. We've all had days like that but never mentioned it to anyone.

[VincentGambini]

I agree with you Mr Gambini, that is the odd part, they did not pull me over for any infraction nor did they state I violated any law. When it was over I asked what did they pull me over for and he ignored me completely and said with a shitty grin, "have a good day sir" He also did not ask me where I came from or any information except DL, proof of Ins and registration. I got 5 PM stating the same thing happened and someone said look at the Spa in Oakland park which is affiliated with ND, KMS and King. Exact same scenario happened to someone leaving their spa yesterday. Just seemed odd they asked me no questions.

Hard to say, but LE may just be stopping everyone that leaves the massage parlor. If there's an infraction, write it up and try to shake loose some information. If not, hell, stop them anyway and just consider it a bit of a scare tactic. However, if the person pulled over has the knowledge, they'll know not to worry too much about it and just go about their day.

[MedellinMike]

As I'm guessing you're aware, that's how LE will often conduct business. They'll set up somewhere near a massage parlor and then follow any patrons as they leave. Unlike what you described, they'll typically wait for some type of traffic infraction, speeding, failing to come to a complete stop, anything to justify pulling you over. Once they've conducted the stop, they then start to ask questions about where you're coming from, what you were doing, etc. The idea being that many people when stopped like that will provide the requested information, especially when the LE tells them they're not after you, they're after the operators of the massage parlor. Damn near 100% of the time, they've got nothing, they're just on a fishing expedition trying to gather intel. You handled it well, give them the requested documents, let them write a ticket if they're going to and then be on your way!

I agree with you Mr Gambini, that is the odd part, they did not pull me over for any infraction nor did they state I violated any law. When it was over I asked what did they pull me over for and he ignored me completely and said with a shitty grin, "have a good day sir" He also did not ask me where I came from or any information except DL, proof of Ins and registration. I got 5 PM stating the same thing happened and someone said look at the Spa in Oakland park which is affiliated with ND, KMS and King. Exact same scenario happened to someone leaving their spa yesterday. Just seemed odd they asked me no questions.

[RowdyReptile]

Can this news story be true? If it is I will be doing business in Tampa a lot more often.

https://tampanewsforce.com/tampa-bec...happy-endings/

If you would have clicked about, you would find its like The Onion.

https://tampanewsforce.com/about/

Now. This really is Fake News, LOL.

[Bjceb]

You could say it tastes like chicken!

From the same source you cited, a gator is impregnated by a chicken. Fake news anyone?

https://tampanewsforce.com/gator-imp...-ybor-chicken/

[VincentGambini]

Left New day and got pulled over, did not do anything wrong, was not speeding, made a full stop, did nothing. Police asked me for my Lic, reg and proof of Ins, kept me there for over 20 minute. 2 other police pulled up and they sat behind me chatting. Eventually they came back and said, "thank you, your free to go" I asked what I did wrong and he walked away saying nothing.

As I'm guessing you're aware, that's how LE will often conduct business. They'll set up somewhere near a massage parlor and then follow any patrons as they leave. Unlike what you described, they'll typically wait for some type of traffic infraction, speeding, failing to come to a complete stop, anything to justify pulling you over. Once they've conducted the stop, they then start to ask questions about where you're coming from, what you were doing, etc. The idea being that many people when stopped like that will provide the requested information, especially when the LE tells them they're not after you, they're after the operators of the massage parlor. Damn near 100% of the time, they've got nothing, they're just on a fishing expedition trying to gather intel. You handled it well, give them the requested documents, let them write a ticket if they're going to and then be on your way!

[VincentGambini]

Can this news story be true? If it is I will be doing business in Tampa a lot more often.

https://tampanewsforce.com/tampa-bec...happy-endings/

From the same source you cited, a gator is impregnated by a chicken. Fake news anyone?

https://tampanewsforce.com/gator-imp...-ybor-chicken/

[PJ001]

Can this news story be true? If it is I will be doing business in Tampa a lot more often.

https://tampanewsforce.com/tampa-bec...happy-endings/

Sure it's true. BTW I have a bridge that's for sale at a knock down price. One previous owner. Cash only please.

[ChuckWheat]

Can this news story be true? If it is I will be doing business in Tampa a lot more often.

https://tampanewsforce.com/tampa-bec...happy-endings/

[Member #6533]

That's interesting stuff, from the website, the place looks completely legit, even provides information on services available for women. Any idea what's on the "post-shave treatments" menu? Limited or wide open? And additional donations for same?

By post-shave treatments I mean that literally. It's a spa -- lotions and potions galore. Junior & The Boys get lotioned, oiled and refreshed. If you're getting manscaped, same for your hole. (No FIA.).

This place is as advertised. If, in the process of getting treated, you happened to ejaculate, well gosh, look what happened by accident! Shalonda wore hip-hugging jeans, a top + her apron the entire time. I think you might get away with a feel here or there, but those garments aren't coming off.

Now: Very curious to hear reports come mid-fall when the masseuse is on board. I don't for one second think FS will ever be on the menu, but some top-off activity might be. Who knows?

A man of your experience, JayJayTwo, might enjoy such a different dream.

Hope that helps. PM me if your need more.

[AmpedOut]

I fully support the boys in blue when in pursuit of their vital duties to protect and serve. That said, if they have nothing else to do than hassle people seen leaving an establishment, it makes one wonder what they were thinking. Perhaps there was some OTHER untoward activity in the area and they were dutifully sorting that out to assure you/your vehicle wasn't involved, all of which would be understandable. And, if that WERE the case, I wouldn't expect them to report the details of their activity to those innocent citizens they may stop in pursuit of that duty, but it still causes curious minds to speculate! All of which is futher confirmation of the wisdom to always drive ultra-carefully upon leaving any AMP, and to always cooperate with LE when stopped and to never say ANYTHING other than offering your ID.

I was at New Day Spa on Sunday late afternoon, and had no similar issues. Would you care to share the day and time of your experience with this mystery stop by LE?

By the way, the attendent I saw wanted to call herself "YummyYummy", but I'm certain I've seen her at KMS last November under the name "Summer". She's a cute short girl built a bit "stoutly", with slightly thick thighs, almost no ass, and a bit of a belly to the point she has a very slight overhang/flap at the waistline. Not your typical spinner for this chain, but she's very skilled in her techniques. I had an immensely enjoyable time.

Happened to me also, I thought maybe I did something wrong but got no ticket, no warning or explanation. Took all my information, kept me there for almost half an hour and wished me well. This was after 6 PM yesterday after leaving ND.

[RobertDeniro]

That's interesting stuff, from the website, the place looks completely legit, even provides information on services available for women. Any idea what's on the "post-shave treatments" menu? Limited or wide open? And additional donations for same?

The price of 125 bucks is on the high end. However, A beautiful woman doing the job may indeed make it worth it.

[JayJayTwo]

Have visited this interesting place recently. It's unique in several ways. First, you have to book in advance, and every service requires a deposit on a credit card. (As one friend told me, nothing beats a pre-paid VISA card.) After you book, you'll get multiple text messages about your upcoming appointment at The Body Cave.

Second, it's a low-key spa. Sugar scrubs, exfoliating, microblading (eyebrows) and all kinds of hair removal treatments, including wax or razor Brazilian treatments for men or women. You'll get a robe if you want it. There is a shower, but there is no massage available yet. The owner says she hopes to have her masseuse in place next month -- will be curious to see what kind of menu that entails.

The owner is Shalonda, classy, very cute, exceptionally sweet, big hips. As far as I know, she does all the treatments herself, and odds are you will be the only person in the spa with her.

The razor manscape is at once professional and erotic. She wears gloves, turns up the light and the music (she likes country) and gets to work on Junior with her creams and lotions. There's no dirty talk, though she'll carry on any conversation you want to have. She'll get you all shaved up, and then you have a lengthy period of post-shave treatments to make sure Junior is well-tended to. If you happen to get your nut while she massages in lotion, well, this shall not be spoken of and everyone will be happy.

When you leave, you're free to take your Maker's Mark (or whatever travel bottle of liquor was stocked that day) and some chocolates. And buyer beware: you will NOT smell like yourself.

Prices are spa-like: $125 for a manscape, including $50 deposit.

https://thebodycave.com

That's interesting stuff, from the website, the place looks completely legit, even provides information on services available for women. Any idea what's on the "post-shave treatments" menu? Limited or wide open? And additional donations for same?

[MedellinMike]

I fully support the boys in blue when in pursuit of their vital duties to protect and serve. That said, if they have nothing else to do than hassle people seen leaving an establishment, it makes one wonder what they were thinking. Perhaps there was some OTHER untoward activity in the area and they were dutifully sorting that out to assure you/your vehicle wasn't involved, all of which would be understandable. And, if that WERE the case, I wouldn't expect them to report the details of their activity to those innocent citizens they may stop in pursuit of that duty, but it still causes curious minds to speculate! All of which is futher confirmation of the wisdom to always drive ultra-carefully upon leaving any AMP, and to always cooperate with LE when stopped and to never say ANYTHING other than offering your ID.

I was at New Day Spa on Sunday late afternoon, and had no similar issues. Would you care to share the day and time of your experience with this mystery stop by LE?

By the way, the attendent I saw wanted to call herself "YummyYummy", but I'm certain I've seen her at KMS last November under the name "Summer". She's a cute short girl built a bit "stoutly", with slightly thick thighs, almost no ass, and a bit of a belly to the point she has a very slight overhang/flap at the waistline. Not your typical spinner for this chain, but she's very skilled in her techniques. I had an immensely enjoyable time.

I agree with you Willy, I completely support all of our brothers in blue. I am certain I did not do anything wrong leaving the spa. Odd thing is the other day while pulling out of the Kissimmee location, LEO was pulling in. I called my buddy who was supposed to be coming to KMS to warn him but found out he decided to go to NDS instead. He said while he pulled in so did the police. What are the chances that LEO visits more than one spa at the same time? This combined with getting pulled over has created more of a concern.

[SpaDaddy1990]

I fully support the boys in blue when in pursuit of their vital duties to protect and serve. That said, if they have nothing else to do than hassle people seen leaving an establishment, it makes one wonder what they were thinking. Perhaps there was some OTHER untoward activity in the area and they were dutifully sorting that out to assure you/your vehicle wasn't involved, all of which would be understandable. And, if that WERE the case, I wouldn't expect them to report the details of their activity to those innocent citizens they may stop in pursuit of that duty, but it still causes curious minds to speculate! All of which is futher confirmation of the wisdom to always drive ultra-carefully upon leaving any AMP, and to always cooperate with LE when stopped and to never say ANYTHING other than offering your ID.

I was at New Day Spa on Sunday late afternoon, and had no similar issues. Would you care to share the day and time of your experience with this mystery stop by LE?

By the way, the attendent I saw wanted to call herself "YummyYummy", but I'm certain I've seen her at KMS last November under the name "Summer". She's a cute short girl built a bit "stoutly", with slightly thick thighs, almost no ass, and a bit of a belly to the point she has a very slight overhang/flap at the waistline. Not your typical spinner for this chain, but she's very skilled in her techniques. I had an immensely enjoyable time

Are you talking about the location in Orlando or the one down south? I had the exact same thing happen to me at the south Fl location, I mean identical.