Massage Parlor Reports

**PhantomFree29** · 07-22-20 11:06

http://orlando.skipthegames.com/mass...i/725357556303

Does anyone have information on this massage place. Has anyone tried it out and if so how are your reviews.

**Miketastic69** · 07-22-20 10:38

Originally Posted by MedellinMike [View Original Post]

I agree with you Mr Gambini, that is the odd part, they did not pull me over for any infraction nor did they state I violated any law. When it was over I asked what did they pull me over for and he ignored me completely and said with a shitty grin, "have a good day sir" He also did not ask me where I came from or any information except DL, proof of Ins and registration. I got 5 PM stating the same thing happened and someone said look at the Spa in Oakland park which is affiliated with ND, KMS and King. Exact same scenario happened to someone leaving their spa yesterday. Just seemed odd they asked me no questions

I drove thru NDS parking lot Monday early evening. Entered at the far end and drove all the way down. Saw several cars parked and someone walking into the door. I figured "busy," so I went to the light, paused and turned right. As I was passing back by the plaza a marked car came out of the plaza and followed me. I turned right at the next light and made a few more right turns and he did too. Finally he made a turn in the middle of the road and left. It was a sphincter check for sure.

I did not even park or get out of my car.

**CebuLuv** · 07-22-20 05:43

Originally Posted by VincentGambini [View Original Post]

As I'm guessing you're aware, that's how LE will often conduct business. They'll set up somewhere near a massage parlor and then follow any patrons as they leave. Unlike what you described, they'll typically wait for some type of traffic infraction, speeding, failing to come to a complete stop, anything to justify pulling you over. Once they've conducted the stop, they then start to ask questions about where you're coming from, what you were doing, etc. The idea being that many people when stopped like that will provide the requested information, especially when the LE tells them they're not after you, they're after the operators of the massage parlor. Damn near 100% of the time, they've got nothing, they're just on a fishing expedition trying to gather intel. You handled it well, give them the requested documents, let them write a ticket if they're going to and then be on your way!

I did not get pulled over but saw a monger leave KMS yesterday and get pulled over leaving. Just past the bank last night on JY pkwy about 2000 yards from the spa, he was sitting in the parking lot. Right after they pulled him over 2 uniformed cars pulled into KMS. I sat across the street watching both shows for about 45 minutes. No one was arrested at either place.

**Civic29** · 07-21-20 23:18

Originally Posted by JayJayTwo [View Original Post]

That's interesting stuff, from the website, the place looks completely legit, even provides information on services available for women. Any idea what's on the "post-shave treatments" menu? Limited or wide open? And additional donations for same?

Honestly, I tried it because I was curious. The price is a bit un the upper side, but for me it was worth it. She's very friendly, we talked for a bit. I have been busy, but I'm planning on going later this week, maybe next. I do t think there's anything else on the table. I'm also waiting for the masseuse to be there and check it out.

**MoogleLight** · 07-21-20 18:11

Originally Posted by DarkStone [View Original Post]

I never got around to posting my first and only report. It's pre-covid now so its a bit old, but figured why not. This was probably 9 months ago.

I first drove to You a week before, sat in the parking lot for about 10-15 minutes and then chickened out and drove away. Next week, I dreamed about doing it over. In the dream it was a week later and I went back, parked and just went inside right away. On my way in I passed some dude coming out and we awkwardly kind of looked away. Inside I told the mamasan 45 minutes, which ended up being way more time than I need. She asked if I had been before and I said no. I realize now I should have just said yes, but it ended up not being an issue. She took my hand and lead me back to one of the rooms. I could tell by the way she held my hand that this would be a good experience. She left me there to get undressed, and a little later in walked a short Chinese girl with nice medium sized fake boobs. She started kissing me immediately, and asked what I want. It was my first time at at AMP so it took a little negotiating, and she asked if I had been there before. I did not bring much cash. We negotiated on an amount for BJ, and she asked if I wanted a table shower first. I said no. But should have said yes. She went straight into CBJ while I stood, and eventually I moved to lay on the table. She continued CBJ and then eventually ripped off the cover. Continued to go until I popped. She cleaned me up with a hot towel, left the room and I heard her outside hawking up spit and then she came back in. Only like 15 minutes had passed, and I got up to get dressed. She said I could stay, but I figured it would cost more, so I said I was good. She hugged me and said she had a good time. She was a gorgeous girl and she said her name but I forget it. She had a great body but never got undressed so I didn't see much more.

After reflecting on the dream, there's a bunch of things I would done differently but didn't really know better

More or less like my first time, a couple weeks back, but instead I stayed and got a massage.

At least now I know to either take a pill first or make sure I'm not that built up so that I can enjoy it more.

**Edgewater94** · 07-21-20 16:41

Originally Posted by DarkStone [View Original Post]

I never got around to posting my first and only report. It's pre-covid now so its a bit old, but figured why not. This was probably 9 months ago.

I first drove to You a week before, sat in the parking lot for about 10-15 minutes and then chickened out and drove away. Next week, I dreamed about doing it over. In the dream it was a week later and I went back, parked and just went inside right away. On my way in I passed some dude coming out and we awkwardly kind of looked away. Inside I told the mamasan 45 minutes, which ended up being way more time than I need. She asked if I had been before and I said no. I realize now I should have just said yes, but it ended up not being an issue. She took my hand and lead me back to one of the rooms. I could tell by the way she held my hand that this would be a good experience. She left me there to get undressed, and a little later in walked a short Chinese girl with nice medium sized fake boobs. She started kissing me immediately, and asked what I want. It was my first time at at AMP so it took a little negotiating, and she asked if I had been there before. I did not bring much cash. We negotiated on an amount for BJ, and she asked if I wanted a table shower first. I said no. But should have said yes. She went straight into CBJ while I stood, and eventually I moved to lay on the table. She continued CBJ and then eventually ripped off the cover. Continued to go until I popped. She cleaned me up with a hot towel, left the room and I heard her outside hawking up spit and then she came back in. Only like 15 minutes had passed, and I got up to get dressed. She said I could stay, but I figured it would cost more, so I said I was good. She hugged me and said she had a good time. She was a gorgeous girl and she said her name but I forget it. She had a great body but never got undressed so I didn't see much more.

After reflecting. on the dream, there's a bunch of things I would done differently but didn't really know better.

It's refreshing to hear an honest report. We've all had days like that but never mentioned it to anyone.

**VincentGambini** · 07-21-20 16:13

Originally Posted by MedellinMike [View Original Post]

I agree with you Mr Gambini, that is the odd part, they did not pull me over for any infraction nor did they state I violated any law. When it was over I asked what did they pull me over for and he ignored me completely and said with a shitty grin, "have a good day sir" He also did not ask me where I came from or any information except DL, proof of Ins and registration. I got 5 PM stating the same thing happened and someone said look at the Spa in Oakland park which is affiliated with ND, KMS and King. Exact same scenario happened to someone leaving their spa yesterday. Just seemed odd they asked me no questions.

Hard to say, but LE may just be stopping everyone that leaves the massage parlor. If there's an infraction, write it up and try to shake loose some information. If not, hell, stop them anyway and just consider it a bit of a scare tactic. However, if the person pulled over has the knowledge, they'll know not to worry too much about it and just go about their day.

**MedellinMike** · 07-21-20 15:53

Originally Posted by VincentGambini [View Original Post]

As I'm guessing you're aware, that's how LE will often conduct business. They'll set up somewhere near a massage parlor and then follow any patrons as they leave. Unlike what you described, they'll typically wait for some type of traffic infraction, speeding, failing to come to a complete stop, anything to justify pulling you over. Once they've conducted the stop, they then start to ask questions about where you're coming from, what you were doing, etc. The idea being that many people when stopped like that will provide the requested information, especially when the LE tells them they're not after you, they're after the operators of the massage parlor. Damn near 100% of the time, they've got nothing, they're just on a fishing expedition trying to gather intel. You handled it well, give them the requested documents, let them write a ticket if they're going to and then be on your way!

I agree with you Mr Gambini, that is the odd part, they did not pull me over for any infraction nor did they state I violated any law. When it was over I asked what did they pull me over for and he ignored me completely and said with a shitty grin, "have a good day sir" He also did not ask me where I came from or any information except DL, proof of Ins and registration. I got 5 PM stating the same thing happened and someone said look at the Spa in Oakland park which is affiliated with ND, KMS and King. Exact same scenario happened to someone leaving their spa yesterday. Just seemed odd they asked me no questions.

**RowdyReptile** · 07-21-20 14:53

Originally Posted by ChuckWheat [View Original Post]

Can this news story be true? If it is I will be doing business in Tampa a lot more often.

https://tampanewsforce.com/tampa-bec...happy-endings/

If you would have clicked about, you would find its like The Onion.

https://tampanewsforce.com/about/

Now. This really is Fake News, LOL.

**Bjceb** · 07-21-20 14:12

You could say it tastes like chicken!

Originally Posted by VincentGambini [View Original Post]

From the same source you cited, a gator is impregnated by a chicken. Fake news anyone?

https://tampanewsforce.com/gator-imp...-ybor-chicken/

**VincentGambini** · 07-21-20 14:06

Originally Posted by MedellinMike [View Original Post]

Left New day and got pulled over, did not do anything wrong, was not speeding, made a full stop, did nothing. Police asked me for my Lic, reg and proof of Ins, kept me there for over 20 minute. 2 other police pulled up and they sat behind me chatting. Eventually they came back and said, "thank you, your free to go" I asked what I did wrong and he walked away saying nothing.

As I'm guessing you're aware, that's how LE will often conduct business. They'll set up somewhere near a massage parlor and then follow any patrons as they leave. Unlike what you described, they'll typically wait for some type of traffic infraction, speeding, failing to come to a complete stop, anything to justify pulling you over. Once they've conducted the stop, they then start to ask questions about where you're coming from, what you were doing, etc. The idea being that many people when stopped like that will provide the requested information, especially when the LE tells them they're not after you, they're after the operators of the massage parlor. Damn near 100% of the time, they've got nothing, they're just on a fishing expedition trying to gather intel. You handled it well, give them the requested documents, let them write a ticket if they're going to and then be on your way!

**VincentGambini** · 07-21-20 14:01

Originally Posted by ChuckWheat [View Original Post]

Can this news story be true? If it is I will be doing business in Tampa a lot more often.

https://tampanewsforce.com/tampa-bec...happy-endings/

From the same source you cited, a gator is impregnated by a chicken. Fake news anyone?

https://tampanewsforce.com/gator-imp...-ybor-chicken/

**PJ001** · 07-21-20 12:50

Originally Posted by ChuckWheat [View Original Post]

Can this news story be true? If it is I will be doing business in Tampa a lot more often.

https://tampanewsforce.com/tampa-bec...happy-endings/

Sure it's true. BTW I have a bridge that's for sale at a knock down price. One previous owner. Cash only please.

**ChuckWheat** · 07-21-20 12:38

Can this news story be true? If it is I will be doing business in Tampa a lot more often.

https://tampanewsforce.com/tampa-bec...happy-endings/

**Member #6533** · 07-21-20 12:28

Originally Posted by JayJayTwo [View Original Post]

That's interesting stuff, from the website, the place looks completely legit, even provides information on services available for women. Any idea what's on the "post-shave treatments" menu? Limited or wide open? And additional donations for same?

By post-shave treatments I mean that literally. It's a spa -- lotions and potions galore. Junior & The Boys get lotioned, oiled and refreshed. If you're getting manscaped, same for your hole. (No FIA.).

This place is as advertised. If, in the process of getting treated, you happened to ejaculate, well gosh, look what happened by accident! Shalonda wore hip-hugging jeans, a top + her apron the entire time. I think you might get away with a feel here or there, but those garments aren't coming off.

Now: Very curious to hear reports come mid-fall when the masseuse is on board. I don't for one second think FS will ever be on the menu, but some top-off activity might be. Who knows?

A man of your experience, JayJayTwo, might enjoy such a different dream.

Hope that helps. PM me if your need more.