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**RogueOne1977** · 07-15-20 23:35

Originally Posted by WriteAnchor;4879805[URL

https://escortalligator.com.listcrawler.eu/post/escorts/usa/missouri/stlouis/52567484/[/URL]

Went to see Kristina. Most dead fish fuck I've ever had. Wouldn't let me massage her to start. Wouldn't get in 69 when she was sucking my dick. Used a dry hand to jerk me off. To make things worse, saw men's shoes under the bed when I was getting ready to leave. She's so deadpan. 6 feet tall, very thin. Didn't say more than 4 sentences the whole time. So bad in fact I am probably going to retire as a Mongerer. Fucking terrible. Worse than Piper!

Piper is terrible! Luckily I ran into some comments here before I pulled the trigger on Kristina. If she is worse than Piper then that is saying a lot. Its a shame the two hottest girls as far as the regular escorts are the worst. What a bummer. Sorry for your experience.

**Dubberman** · 07-15-20 22:31

So while LC was down, I hopped onto STG to see if I could find anyone to play with and came upon this post:

https://st-louis.skipthegames.com/fe...r/423270882859

Okay she has a decent looking body and services seems good enough so I decided to give this one a try. I had her come to me since my car was broken down. Some time later, I was immediately alarmed to see a whale walking up to the door and I almost wanted to say that she must've gotten the wrong house but I'd feel bad for making her come all the way out and who knows she might be a hidden jewel. Nope that wasn't the case, I was even more repulsed to see how morbidly obese she was, probably 3 or 4 times heavier than in her pictures and I smelled a funky odor coming from her. I closed my eyes as I tried to bang wherever her hole was but several seconds later, I felt myself immediately go limp so we tried a BJ but she wasn't very good at that at all. In the end, I never came but she said that she had to go pick up her friend and promised to try again another day free of charge. No thanks, I don't want to be porking a whale, especially when my dick instinctively shut down like that. Later after she left, I tried to get myself off but it took me several minutes just to get it hard again even though I didn't cum with her. Guess the dick was so turned off that it didn't want to play again huh.

But yea, those pictures do not represent her at all. In fact, they may be from years and years ago, or could be photoshopped to look slimmer, or probably even someone else. I guess I should've noticed something was off when there's no face picture or how cheap her rates were. Also, I should've checked her weight to height ratio which would place her in the overweight range, but the pics fooled me to even consider that possibility. Actually, she's not overweight, she's just very obese so she certainly isn't 170 lb as she claims to be.

**PilotPete** · 07-15-20 19:59

Originally Posted by WriteAnchor [View Original Post]

https://escortalligator.com.listcraw...ouis/52567484/

Went to see Kristina. Most dead fish fuck I've ever had. Wouldn't let me massage her to start. Wouldn't get in 69 when she was sucking my dick. Used a dry hand to jerk me off. To make things worse, saw men's shoes under the bed when I was getting ready to leave. She's so deadpan. 6 feet tall, very thin. Didn't say more than 4 sentences the whole time. So bad in fact I am probably going to retire as a Mongerer. Fucking terrible. Worse than Piper!

What really sucks is that the Comments on that site are edited and therefore utterly unreliable.

**TwoSheds** · 07-15-20 19:47

Originally Posted by Semper314 [View Original Post]

Anyone seen them?

https://escortalligator.com.listcraw...ouis/52575575/

That's a cash app scam that always seems to post 2 girls and uses 314.000.0000 format on the phone numbers instead of the standard 314-000-0000 style. Probably european.

Easy to spot his new ads.

**DVelvet69** · 07-15-20 19:00

Originally Posted by RedMilk22 [View Original Post]

Or what do we think about this one? https://adultsearch.com/missouri/sai...scorts/1384325.

You are aware that those pics are about as real as a $3.00 bill, right? For $180.00 you have a ZERO chance of that being the girl who opens the door!

TIP: Tell her to send you a verification pic doing something specific and see what happens...

**Semper314** · 07-15-20 18:55

Anyone seen them?

https://escortalligator.com.listcraw...ouis/52575575/

**JustMe79** · 07-15-20 16:16

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Originally Posted by Fire1234 [View Original Post]

https://escortalligator.com.listcraw...ouis/52572751/

Anybody seen this one? Spelled "Christina", not Kristina brunette that's been talked about recently.

**Fire1234** · 07-15-20 15:34

https://escortalligator.com.listcraw...ouis/52572751/

Anybody seen this one? Spelled "Christina", not Kristina brunette that's been talked about recently.

**DVelvet69** · 07-15-20 14:48

https://escortalligator.com.listcraw...ouis/52580268/

Wow, she is either clueless beyond belief or this has got to be a total setup-I'm going to go with the latter, LOL!

**DoodleKatz** · 07-15-20 14:18

Originally Posted by EsGarcea [View Original Post]

From what I read on reviews her CBJ is really good.

Since I usually have "problems" with covers and I still got off. Yes that is true. At least for me. A bit of clarification since I saw another Kash Kash advertising. This Kash is the one going as Mz Soulsnatcher. Kash is under the NYM in the ad.

**RedMilk22** · 07-15-20 13:23

Or what do we think about this one? https://adultsearch.com/missouri/sai...scorts/1384325.

**DVelvet69** · 07-15-20 13:16

Originally Posted by WriteAnchor [View Original Post]

https://escortalligator.com.listcraw...ouis/52567484/

Went to see Kristina. Most dead fish fuck I've ever had. Wouldn't let me massage her to start. Wouldn't get in 69 when she was sucking my dick. Used a dry hand to jerk me off. To make things worse, saw men's shoes under the bed when I was getting ready to leave. She's so deadpan. 6 feet tall, very thin. Didn't say more than 4 sentences the whole time. So bad in fact I am probably going to retire as a Mongerer. Fucking terrible. Worse than Piper!

That's too bad but you really should have searched her name on here first because it would have saved you a lot of money and frustration since her terrible performance and cold, disinterested personality is well documented.

**RedMilk22** · 07-15-20 13:12

Has anyone ever used Asian Jenny? I'm pretty new to this and didn't know if it was a scam / Setup etc.

https://adultsearch.com/missouri/sai...scorts/1977793

**TwoSheds** · 07-15-20 11:09

Originally Posted by ChaseSmith [View Original Post]

So I repeated and unfortunately it wasnt as good as the first time. Since the site was down I reckon she was reaching out to mongers looking for some dates. She hit me up. Quoted 80 for a hhr. So I told her I was cool with that considering what I got last time. So as I was heading there she informed me she had a friend with her doing doubles. So of course for the price I was snared in. So I opted for both hhr for 160. Factoring what the first experience was like I thought this would be a great time. Let me tell you I was not impressed.

First they both were drinking wine coolers. LOL. I don't drink. Don't really care if they did but it was something I do find unappealing.

Second her friend didn't get undressed. At all. I asked her to and she politely declined offering to put her top down because I am sexy. While she was pleasant to look at I didn't find this flattery as a way to compensate for lack of enthusiasm to perform services.

The original dame I went to see also was lacking services that I received last time. When her friend left for a moment to grab something in the middle of the act, she gave me a little bit of a BBBJ which was short lived once the friend came back down stairs.

They asked me if I wanted to be rubbed in baby oil or scented lotion. Like WTF? I can't stand either of them. With my significant other being at the house there is no fucking way I am going home smelling like a daffodil. I opted for the oil and asked for a shower after to help get that shit off afterwards.

To top it all off when I was in the shower the friend asked me for an extra 40. Normally in my real life profession when people ask me for money I will tell them directly why they don't deserve any extra cash. But being naked, in a shower in the ghetto I told her nicely I don't have any extra cash (which I didn't) then the regular girl asked if I had cashapp. So I told her I didn't.

Like trying to milk me for an extra 40 when she didn't even take her top off? No fucking way.

I doubt I will repeat now feeling she is tainted by the friend and expects more for doing less services.

That sucks, I had a fairly good time my first visit and had a second meh experience as well. I never knew that there was a another girl there though. Each time it was just Kylee.

**EsGarcea** · 07-15-20 11:02

Originally Posted by WriteAnchor [View Original Post]

https://escortalligator.com.listcraw...ouis/52567484/

Went to see Kristina. Most dead fish fuck I've ever had. Wouldn't let me massage her to start. Wouldn't get in 69 when she was sucking my dick. Used a dry hand to jerk me off. To make things worse, saw men's shoes under the bed when I was getting ready to leave. She's so deadpan. 6 feet tall, very thin. Didn't say more than 4 sentences the whole time. So bad in fact I am probably going to retire as a Mongerer. Fucking terrible. Worse than Piper!

Oi vey. Wish you would have done some basic research on this site beforehand. You would have seen all the warnings. Sorry you had a crappy time.