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**EsGarcea** · 07-15-20 11:02

Originally Posted by WriteAnchor [View Original Post]

https://escortalligator.com.listcraw...ouis/52567484/

Went to see Kristina. Most dead fish fuck I've ever had. Wouldn't let me massage her to start. Wouldn't get in 69 when she was sucking my dick. Used a dry hand to jerk me off. To make things worse, saw men's shoes under the bed when I was getting ready to leave. She's so deadpan. 6 feet tall, very thin. Didn't say more than 4 sentences the whole time. So bad in fact I am probably going to retire as a Mongerer. Fucking terrible. Worse than Piper!

Oi vey. Wish you would have done some basic research on this site beforehand. You would have seen all the warnings. Sorry you had a crappy time.

**ChaseSmith** · 07-15-20 10:24

Originally Posted by ChaseSmith [View Original Post]

https://escortalligator.com.listcraw...ouis/52086226/

Not my favorite location. But this girl is class all the way. Great personality. Definitely is looking out for the consumer's experience. I'll be repeating for sure.

So I repeated and unfortunately it wasnt as good as the first time. Since the site was down I reckon she was reaching out to mongers looking for some dates. She hit me up. Quoted 80 for a hhr. So I told her I was cool with that considering what I got last time. So as I was heading there she informed me she had a friend with her doing doubles. So of course for the price I was snared in. So I opted for both hhr for 160. Factoring what the first experience was like I thought this would be a great time. Let me tell you I was not impressed.

First they both were drinking wine coolers. LOL. I don't drink. Don't really care if they did but it was something I do find unappealing.

Second her friend didn't get undressed. At all. I asked her to and she politely declined offering to put her top down because I am sexy. While she was pleasant to look at I didn't find this flattery as a way to compensate for lack of enthusiasm to perform services.

The original dame I went to see also was lacking services that I received last time. When her friend left for a moment to grab something in the middle of the act, she gave me a little bit of a BBBJ which was short lived once the friend came back down stairs.

They asked me if I wanted to be rubbed in baby oil or scented lotion. Like WTF? I can't stand either of them. With my significant other being at the house there is no fucking way I am going home smelling like a daffodil. I opted for the oil and asked for a shower after to help get that shit off afterwards.

To top it all off when I was in the shower the friend asked me for an extra 40. Normally in my real life profession when people ask me for money I will tell them directly why they don't deserve any extra cash. But being naked, in a shower in the ghetto I told her nicely I don't have any extra cash (which I didn't) then the regular girl asked if I had cashapp. So I told her I didn't.

Like trying to milk me for an extra 40 when she didn't even take her top off? No fucking way.

I doubt I will repeat now feeling she is tainted by the friend and expects more for doing less services.

**WriteAnchor** · 07-15-20 01:15

https://escortalligator.com.listcraw...ouis/52567484/

Went to see Kristina. Most dead fish fuck I've ever had. Wouldn't let me massage her to start. Wouldn't get in 69 when she was sucking my dick. Used a dry hand to jerk me off. To make things worse, saw men's shoes under the bed when I was getting ready to leave. She's so deadpan. 6 feet tall, very thin. Didn't say more than 4 sentences the whole time. So bad in fact I am probably going to retire as a Mongerer. Fucking terrible. Worse than Piper!

**Steven Hyde** · 07-15-20 00:33

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**Parakleet** · 07-14-20 23:39

Originally Posted by Parakleet [View Original Post]

Based on what I am seeing.

Usually the FEDS advertise the hell out of their work.

These sites are just dissapearing or redirecting.

That their ISP providers are gettting squeezed.

It will probably take a week or so but I bet dollars to donuts that the sites will be back up in a week or so from a new location.

Called it.

**EsGarcea** · 07-14-20 22:34

Originally Posted by DoodleKatz [View Original Post]

I did not ask but I believe that at 1/2 hour is available. I hear and understand about the GFE CBJ. I was a bit taken aback when it happened. But I just didn't feel like making an issue. It all worked out for me anyhow.

From what I read on reviews her CBJ is really good.

**DoodleKatz** · 07-14-20 21:41

I did not ask but I believe that at 1/2 hour is available. I hear and understand about the GFE CBJ. I was a bit taken aback when it happened. But I just didn't feel like making an issue. It all worked out for me anyhow.

**TwoSheds** · 07-14-20 18:33

And just like that, it looks like they are back.

**DVelvet69** · 07-14-20 11:53

Originally Posted by Parakleet [View Original Post]

CBJ with GFE caught me as well.

Same here, "CBJ and GFE" is an oxymoron-thats kinda like saying you're a 7ft tall midget...

**Parakleet** · 07-14-20 09:56

Originally Posted by PharmD00 [View Original Post]

I'm glad you had a nice time Doodle. However, I do have an issue when girls claim to be GFE then offer CBJ. A real girlfriend wouldn't make me wear a cover, so therefore it is not a true GFE. Just my opinion.

PharmD00.

CBJ with GFE caught me as well.

**PharmD00** · 07-14-20 00:47

Originally Posted by DoodleKatz [View Original Post]

Saw Kash today. She's posting on skip. Very easygoing, no drama or surprises. Opted for the Hour GFE. 200. Well I was an optimist. After the CBJ was nothing left in the tank for a re play. Ended up just talking about various stuff. Just as a note as an older guy I usually have problems with a CBJ. Not this time! Was excellent.

I'm glad you had a nice time Doodle. However, I do have an issue when girls claim to be GFE then offer CBJ. A real girlfriend wouldn't make me wear a cover, so therefore it is not a true GFE. Just my opinion.

PharmD00.

**Tobydude1000** · 07-13-20 19:51

Originally Posted by DoodleKatz [View Original Post]

Saw Kash today. She's posting on skip. Very easygoing, no drama or surprises. Opted for the Hour GFE. 200. Well I was an optimist. After the CBJ was nothing left in the tank for a re play. Ended up just talking about various stuff. Just as a note as an older guy I usually have problems with a CBJ. Not this time! Was excellent.

She looks delightful. Did she quote you a price for half hour and / or quick visit. Thanks for report.

**DoodleKatz** · 07-13-20 17:53

Saw Kash today. She's posting on skip. Very easygoing, no drama or surprises. Opted for the Hour GFE. 200. Well I was an optimist. After the CBJ was nothing left in the tank for a re play. Ended up just talking about various stuff. Just as a note as an older guy I usually have problems with a CBJ. Not this time! Was excellent.