Massage Parlor Reports

[Fitfun7723]

Try Be Be. Left very happy. Called asked for her and went straight upstairs.

Definitely time for a break, my bank account is taking a severe beating. Ended up seeing Bebe and then saw Gigi on a different day.

Gigi looks like she is about 5'9 and is the tallest Asian woman I have ever met, but has a great body, it was hard to see her face that well because she had a big mask on, performance was OK. Previous review was correct, appears to have had some plastic surgery, slight lisp and not much of a massage or teasing, just kind of goes right into it.

Bebe doesn't look as good, but her enthusiasm, personality and performance is great. Very playful and fun. Likes to joke around.

[DurtyDawg]

I don't even do that!! I hand over a Ben, get nekkid, lay on my front-side with my dick pointed toward my ankles and don't even look at the change she brings back. Sometimes I'll leave a a bit extra next to my watch and glasses as an extra hint. Then, while she's up near my head doing my shoulders I'll reach out and stroke the back of her legs or grab her arse. That generally gives them the message. LOL.

I've never left a joint dissatisfied using that M. O.

[Fitfun7723]

Longtime lurker, first time poster.

I had been going to a rub&tug, it was fine, the one price you paid on the way in automatically got you the full experience. Earlier this week I decided to try to graduate to FS. Went to oasis. Pd 8 to house. Got Coco. Very pretty and very fit. I tried a tad of roaming OTC and it was not rebuked, but after 50 minutes I was worried that no offer had been made and we were running out of time. I was not sure what to do, so I asked sheepishly if I could take my underwear off and she violently shook her head NO. At the conclusion, I wasn't sure what to tip. I gave her $60 and she seemed happy. I wasn't sure what I did wrong, or if she is not a FS girl. Thoughts? I don't look like LEO, I am a fat guy with a cane.

I've never heard of any place called Oasis that offers anything like that and I thought I've seen them all. Sounds like a legit place especially if she wouldn't even let your hands roam.

Also, you may want to speak up way before the 50 minute mark if you're interested in something.

[RhodeDawg69]

Anyone ever go here? They've been closed for a while, starting to think the pandemic put them out of biz.

[MongerBob]

You kept your underwear on from the beginning.

You overpaid for no service.

Yeah, every time I've ever been to any kind of AMP, as soon I'm brought to the room and hand over the fee and takes it out of the room, I always strip completely naked and put the towel on. Thought that was standard. Keeping the underwear on probably freaked her out and made her think he was a cop or something.

[Sounds]

Longtime lurker, first time poster.

I had been going to a rub&tug, it was fine, the one price you paid on the way in automatically got you the full experience. Earlier this week I decided to try to graduate to FS. Went to oasis. Pd 8 to house. Got Coco. Very pretty and very fit. I tried a tad of roaming OTC and it was not rebuked, but after 50 minutes I was worried that no offer had been made and we were running out of time. I was not sure what to do, so I asked sheepishly if I could take my underwear off and she violently shook her head NO. At the conclusion, I wasn't sure what to tip. I gave her $60 and she seemed happy. I wasn't sure what I did wrong, or if she is not a FS girl. Thoughts? I don't look like LEO, I am a fat guy with a cane.

You kept your underwear on from the beginning.

You overpaid for no service.

[Diem401]

Longtime lurker, first time poster.

I had been going to a rub&tug, it was fine, the one price you paid on the way in automatically got you the full experience. Earlier this week I decided to try to graduate to FS. Went to oasis. Pd 8 to house. Got Coco. Very pretty and very fit. I tried a tad of roaming OTC and it was not rebuked, but after 50 minutes I was worried that no offer had been made and we were running out of time. I was not sure what to do, so I asked sheepishly if I could take my underwear off and she violently shook her head NO. At the conclusion, I wasn't sure what to tip. I gave her $60 and she seemed happy. I wasn't sure what I did wrong, or if she is not a FS girl. Thoughts? I don't look like LEO, I am a fat guy with a cane.

[Sounds]

LOL! It is widely accepted theory that you need to download and use the "Asian MP Therapist Age" app.

You input their height, weight, bra size, amount of make-up, and YOUR best guess at their age. The app automatically add 10-15 years, and gives you their real age!

Just read the arrest reports of known operators / therapists! The app NEVER overestimates, in fact, routinely UNDER reports actual ages!!

Only works in FS places.

Have noticed some of the Asian women look younger except when you check out her ass when she is naked. Often her ass looks older than the rest of her.

If ass nice and tight, she may be the age she looks like. If not, she is older than she looks for sure.

[Craven Morehed]

LOL! It is widely accepted theory that you need to download and use the "Asian MP Therapist Age" app.

You input their height, weight, bra size, amount of make-up, and YOUR best guess at their age. The app automatically add 10-15 years, and gives you their real age!

Just read the arrest reports of known operators / therapists! The app NEVER overestimates, in fact, routinely UNDER reports actual ages!!

Nailed it. LMAO.

[MarriedTom]

Are these girls at Smilers really as young as 30, or just look young from an American's perspective?

LOL! It is widely accepted theory that you need to download and use the "Asian MP Therapist Age" app.

You input their height, weight, bra size, amount of make-up, and YOUR best guess at their age. The app automatically add 10-15 years, and gives you their real age!

Just read the arrest reports of known operators / therapists! The app NEVER overestimates, in fact, routinely UNDER reports actual ages!!

[Dlqcpvd]

That doesn't make sense, I'm not saying that you're lying or trying to be offensive, but maybe YMMV with Sue because she didn't have any problems being touched when I was there and we took the masks off for the shower and in the room.

I called Smilers on the way down and asked "is there any way I can go straight upstairs and skip the part going downstairs? She told me "No, you have to come downstairs first or we can't let you come in". End of call.

No big deal, it's just strange that my visit was so different than the stuff I'm reading on here. It could be something crazy, like 2 different girls named Sue, but I highly doubt it and I don't think they would do something that stupid.

Are these girls at Smilers really as young as 30, or just look young from an American's perspective?

[Elroy91]

Try Be Be. Left very happy. Called asked for her and went straight upstairs.

Is BeBe the tiny one? May have seen her when I went in. Can you tell more about her and your experience? May be willing to give another shot here.

Definitely YMMV here. I called in ahead, told to go straight upstairs. No happy so I got Su. TS was great, massage was 5/10. That's where it went south, negotiation and finish were pretty bad. She insisted on. 6 for standard. Honestly that would be OK if touching and looking were allowed cause she looks good but to my disappointment that was not the case.

[Knight62]

They may have a way to recognize your number when you call if you've been there before. Because this time a woman answered and I asked again if I could skip the first floor and she said, "yeah, just come right upstairs", but the first time, they wouldn't allow it.

I would say to make sure you have a name of a girl when you call or go there, because I rolled the dice this time and got stuck with a much older one with a saggy belly that wasn't really that attractive at all. While she was leading me to the TS, I saw a much more attractive, younger one walk through and it's a terrible feeling to think you could of had a new Ferrari and you got a 1980 Ford Pinto.

Taking a break from this place for little bit until I can get some better names or recommendations before I go. Rough day today.

Try Be Be. Left very happy. Called asked for her and went straight upstairs.

[Fitfun7723]

Any way of getting a lignup, I know they can backfire in so many ways. I have used the excuse that I wanted to see if a girl was still here but forgot her name. In response had gotten not bothering all new. All that said for what seems a $220 1 hr price tag getting close to escort rates. If I do not see what I like and definitely if its fugly I walk. I don't get out much now so it needs to be memorable. Minimum MILF. OK way the Asian women hold up some of the 50 yo GMILF are passable and have some great skills.

As far as a lineup goes, I think it would be really difficult to get right now.

The problem is that they're pretty busy, I had to wait downstairs in the old Smilers for about 10 minutes and there was a guy in the room next to me waiting also.

When I saw the older lady, I immediately asked if Sue was there and they said yes, but she's very busy and I couldn't think of any other names to ask for that I saw in reviews.

Most of them are usually named Lulu, Gigi, Coco, or Cici, I should have just started rattling off names until I got a match and could switch.

[HappyDave]

They may have a way to recognize your number when you call if you've been there before. Because this time a woman answered and I asked again if I could skip the first floor and she said, "yeah, just come right upstairs", but the first time, they wouldn't allow it.

I would say to make sure you have a name of a girl when you call or go there, because I rolled the dice this time and got stuck with a much older one with a saggy belly that wasn't really that attractive at all. While she was leading me to the TS, I saw a much more attractive, younger one walk through and it's a terrible feeling to think you could of had a new Ferrari and you got a 1980 Ford Pinto.

Taking a break from this place for little bit until I can get some better names or recommendations before I go. Rough day today.

Any way of getting a lignup, I know they can backfire in so many ways. I have used the excuse that I wanted to see if a girl was still here but forgot her name. In response had gotten not bothering all new. All that said for what seems a $220 1 hr price tag getting close to escort rates. If I do not see what I like and definitely if its fugly I walk. I don't get out much now so it needs to be memorable. Minimum MILF. OK way the Asian women hold up some of the 50 yo GMILF are passable and have some great skills.