Massage Parlor Reports

[AlexKx93]

Went to massage connection. They put me in a room and I had to wait about 15-20 minutes. I was about to fall asleep in that dark room. A small petite girl named Mickey walked in. She's Chinese about 4'10, cute face. She brought a hat covered in paper towel. She grabbed the hat and kept touching her kitty at the same time I was like "WTF?" Thankfully I had brought some. She gives good head. She put lube on, then I put her on the table and spread her legs. She kept saying "come for me baby" after only a minute in. I then put her in k9 and filled the hat. Communication was rather awkward due to her very rudimentary english. I wanted to be with skinny woman for once since theres so many lanwhales out there so I did. Overall, decent experience. Not worth $$ though.

[Carpe Pussem]

I can't explain why but for some reason I like old fat toothless women that give shit service. I think they remind me of my sister and how she used to suck my dick when we were kids if I gave her my allowance.

Micky is just like that, shitty blowjob from a toothless fat chick. It's not for everybody but I like ugly women and MC always delivers in spades.

[WebbedFingers]

Hey Gents.

I just moved from Kissimmee to Sanford and was wondering if there is any good AMPs anyone knows about. Not looking for anything FS but a good hard massage and a great ending. Thanks.

Magic in Altamonte across from Steak and Shake at 43x/ I-4.

Natural Therapy on 17/92 in Casselberry.

They both have excellent massages with standard finish.

[Everlast1]

For fans of Mona and Helen they have rotated to King spa. Enjoy.

Saw them before I went back to Ft Lauderdale they are both fun but Helen over Mona any day of the week. Now checking out the local talent down here in Oakland Park. A few good spots.

[Nudeed]

For fans of Mona and Helen they have rotated to King spa. Enjoy.

[TopGun9181]

Hey Gents.

I just moved from Kissimmee to Sanford and was wondering if there is any good AMPs anyone knows about. Not looking for anything FS but a good hard massage and a great ending. Thanks.

[DonMax]

I went to MC I drew Tina. Bad experience. Rushed, barely GFE. Lots hair down low. Her only saving grace was p*ssy was tight and I could feel her spasm on my d*ck. I felt her orgasm on me and was very wet. Kind of a bad attitude, I felt like she was a just hooker at a brothel. The service there was gone down hill big time. The other places mentioned on here are much better options.

[MedellinMike]

Stopped in for a visit mid day the other day. Looked pretty busy in that someone followed me.

In and they rushed me in back to prevent crossover. Picked up a tall Bella, Korean girl that was about 5'7-8. Thin but well portioned and bolt on c cups. Nice look honestly. Kissed hello and took me to the table shower. Basic table shower with preview BBBJ. Back to the room and right into TUMA, flipped for BBBJ and dart 69 style. She rode my face quite well to a couple of knee shaking Os. Then she wanted to cuddle up while her legs recovered their senses. Had her lay down and bit and rubbed her legs while she sucked me off. Then back on the table while she covered me up and hopped on for a ride. Perfect figure riding deep caused her to big O once more which helped bring me release soon after. Then to a decent pressure massage. However she did rush me out the door, which sucked. I paid for an hour starting at 1 pm and was out the door before 145. Not a fan of that crap at all. Also she quoted that 30 min is now $$, 45 is $$. 2 and 1 hr is $$. 4 but I didn't get my value. Didn't even get a tease of msog.

I had the same experience, I was rushed out as well after paying full price and $160 tip. Going to a different place. The supply and demand theory is exactly right but so is everyone putting up with the BS service.

[LukeWarm1]

Going to make the drive to Orlando this morning.

Looking for actually quality massage to go along with the extras suggestions?

[Bertil]

Stopped in for a visit mid day the other day. Looked pretty busy in that someone followed me.

In and they rushed me in back to prevent crossover. Picked up a tall Bella, Korean girl that was about 5'7-8. Thin but well portioned and bolt on c cups. Nice look honestly. Kissed hello and took me to the table shower. Basic table shower with preview BBBJ. Back to the room and right into TUMA, flipped for BBBJ and dart 69 style. She rode my face quite well to a couple of knee shaking Os. Then she wanted to cuddle up while her legs recovered their senses. Had her lay down and bit and rubbed her legs while she sucked me off. Then back on the table while she covered me up and hopped on for a ride. Perfect figure riding deep caused her to big O once more which helped bring me release soon after. Then to a decent pressure massage. However she did rush me out the door, which sucked. I paid for an hour starting at 1 pm and was out the door before 145. Not a fan of that crap at all. Also she quoted that 30 min is now $$, 45 is $$. 2 and 1 hr is $$. 4 but I didn't get my value. Didn't even get a tease of msog.

And the prices will keep going up I am sure. It's simple economics if you ask me. If these places are getting jammed up all the time with customers then why not raise the prices and cut back on the services? Customers will still come along.

[AmpedOut]

Went to MC yesterday morning and was teamed up with their latest talent Tina. When she walked in the room my jaw dropped as this girl is gorgeous. Perfect petite body with some nicely formed bolt-ons. Started with a very nice TS with some NURU, TUMA, 69 & a BBBJ to boot. Back to the room this girl couldn't get my cock in her mouth fast enough. I was literally face fucking this girl and she loved every second. I finally picked her up and went straight for some aggressive DATY and again she was going crazy. She came in my mouth twice and I suited up and fucked this little thing silly. When I finally filled the hat it almost fell off because it was so full. She said next time you can cum in my mouth. Good thing I didn't this time, I would have probably blown the back of her head off. LOL. I will be going back to see this little firecracker again, again & again. Stay safe fellas!

She is incredible, appreciate the review and suggestion.

[IslandLover1]

Stopped in for a visit mid day the other day. Looked pretty busy in that someone followed me.

In and they rushed me in back to prevent crossover. Picked up a tall Bella, Korean girl that was about 5'7-8. Thin but well portioned and bolt on c cups. Nice look honestly. Kissed hello and took me to the table shower. Basic table shower with preview BBBJ. Back to the room and right into TUMA, flipped for BBBJ and dart 69 style. She rode my face quite well to a couple of knee shaking Os. Then she wanted to cuddle up while her legs recovered their senses. Had her lay down and bit and rubbed her legs while she sucked me off. Then back on the table while she covered me up and hopped on for a ride. Perfect figure riding deep caused her to big O once more which helped bring me release soon after. Then to a decent pressure massage. However she did rush me out the door, which sucked. I paid for an hour starting at 1 pm and was out the door before 145. Not a fan of that crap at all. Also she quoted that 30 min is now $$, 45 is $$. 2 and 1 hr is $$. 4 but I didn't get my value. Didn't even get a tease of msog.

I agree with you, I don't like that rush shit either.

[OrlandoOD]

Stopped in for a visit mid day the other day. Looked pretty busy in that someone followed me.

In and they rushed me in back to prevent crossover. Picked up a tall Bella, Korean girl that was about 5'7-8. Thin but well portioned and bolt on c cups. Nice look honestly. Kissed hello and took me to the table shower. Basic table shower with preview BBBJ. Back to the room and right into TUMA, flipped for BBBJ and dart 69 style. She rode my face quite well to a couple of knee shaking Os. Then she wanted to cuddle up while her legs recovered their senses. Had her lay down and bit and rubbed her legs while she sucked me off. Then back on the table while she covered me up and hopped on for a ride. Perfect figure riding deep caused her to big O once more which helped bring me release soon after. Then to a decent pressure massage. However she did rush me out the door, which sucked. I paid for an hour starting at 1 pm and was out the door before 145. Not a fan of that crap at all. Also she quoted that 30 min is now $$, 45 is $$. 2 and 1 hr is $$. 4 but I didn't get my value. Didn't even get a tease of msog.

[SpaDaddy1990]

Great review, I will go check out Helen today. You are doing doubles with Mona and Helen today. Please give me details on that experience looking forward to reading your review.

I returned to Fort Lauderdale early this morning, when I return I will share my review.

[IslandLover1]

Had some free time the other day so I decided to eliminate some stress and stop by King. I walked in and within seconds I could hear her cute little voice, she opened the door with a huge smile and bubbly personality. I was amazed at how pretty she was and her size, she is tiny, perfectly proportioned in every way. I told her I wanted an hour she giggled and said good, "that's just enough time to get you to fall in love with me" I had an excited feeling in my stomach, lets be honest, you knock on these doors, you never know what is coming through from the other side. I hit the jack pot with Helen. She grabbed my hand to walk me to the room, her hand is so tiny, I felt like a giant and being the deviant that I am I instantly imagined how huge my dick is going to look in those little hands. In the room Helen started getting me undressed and asked me to help her. She told me she was from Taiwan and loves studying English, I could understand everything she was saying so I thought she was doing a good job. She looked at me and asked if I was going to help her take off her clothes. Helen has a body that is perfect, Natural larger size Bs that felt incredible, an amazing ass and the smallest prettiest little kitty. Into the shower room we go, Helen soaped up everything and washed me from head to toe making sure to give some areas much more attention. She started kissing me down my chest and stopped to give me a great BBBJ, lots of Tuma and very passionate. I wanted to go to the room, I was so ready. In the room she brought me in front of the mirror and backed her as up to me, took my hands and placed them on her perfect, soft Bs and said, look, we are a perfect couple. Helen turned to face me and lightly ran her finger nails down my chest stopping at my balls, she started kissing my chest and stroking me at the same time as I became rock hard. She asked If I wanted to taste her and she laid down bringing her knees up and spreading her legs. I found out Helen is very orgasmic and not shy on guiding you to wear she likes to be touched. It is also crystal clear when Helen reaches the big O, her stomach muscles tighten, her legs twitch and she does everything to get away from being touched for at least 5 seconds. She sat back up and gave me more BBBJ to help me get hard again. I sat her on the edge of the table facing the mirror, put on the cover and slid in, my god this girl is so tight, not dry tight just perfectly fit me, like she was made for my exact size. I start slow until I see Helen bring her knees to her chest, arch her back and push into me trying to match my thrust, so I picked up the pace and she started to really moan loud, almost too loud. She was pushing hard against me and without missing a beat, she rolled to her side, keeping me inside her the entire time. Now I can watch myself penetrating her as her lips grabbed me tight like a glove. She smiled and rolled to her stomach, every position was a different angle of incredible beauty, she almost looked and moved like a ballerina with so much grace. I wanted to do Mish for the finale, I wanted to see her face, her body and her reactions. She moves perfectly matching your every thrust, she clutches the bed sheet and has it balled up in her little hands and we both push as deep as we can and hold pressure in that position, I am spent, I am done and she is incredible, best I have ever experienced. If I were not a fairly intelligent man, I would fall in love with this girl but I prefer her remaining a rental, After all, who is dumb enough to fall in love with a rental, too many people have driven it and a lot have abused it plus I like a variety and next time at her request, I will enjoy her and Mona together.

Great review, I will go check out Helen today. You are doing doubles with Mona and Helen today. Please give me details on that experience looking forward to reading your review.