Massage Parlor Reports

**Orch13** · 07-04-20 16:51

Originally Posted by Ccup2 [View Original Post]

I wouldn't get hope up, these energy workers if legit are really into it but the whole sexual part isn't really their thing. Their table is sacred. She could be fake but she looks the type who is legit.

Going to pursue this one only because of my past hobby history before retiring here to the Gulf. Both Boston ladies, Rezakkah and Nativa were holistic practitioners who talked about chi and chakras, but the key was their expertise in lingam massage (google that. LOL) Prolonged is the best word to use as they practiced it. Was sort of a ceremony for both. Here is the kick, one captured the HE "essence" as it was her sacred milk to rub into her breasts. The other had a similar practice but she called it life's energy and used to put it in medicine bottles to add to her morning protein shakes. I always used to laugh as I thought it was COB and CIM by proxy. LOL. Both were only a Franklin and some of the best massages I ever got. Hoping this one here In Fort Myers might be of the same Tao / chi school.

**Orch13** · 07-04-20 12:49

So my friend Thick opened the door and told us in a review as his vehicle was being serviced at Firestone, he got serviced across the street next to Eyeglass world. So I called and made an appointment with Lucy. She was glad to see me, walked me to the table shower and proceeded to thoroughly give me a soapy cleansing back and front. I asked her to make sure a certain area was really clean and she giggled and did as requested. Massage was good with medium pressure, good pre flip tease to be greeted with the girls out and encouraged to kiss them gently and off to a solid HJ. Standard 70/40 and will return. Thanks Mr Thick.

**Ccup2** · 07-04-20 12:46

Originally Posted by FisherKing [View Original Post]

I had an almost identical experience. I saw her original ad and responded via email. A few hours later I received an email reply with her name and phone number. I tried calling, but no luck getting through. I then tried texting and emailing. Again had no luck. Finally last night I got a text reply saying she apologized, but had been busy all day. I then called and left another message saying I would try to set up something for next week. It definitely has caught my interest. If I can ever get her to answer her phone, I'll set something up for next week and report my findings.

I wouldn't get hope up, these energy workers if legit are really into it but the whole sexual part isn't really their thing. Their table is sacred. She could be fake but she looks the type who is legit.

**Fisher King** · 07-04-20 12:05

Originally Posted by Orch13 [View Original Post]

https://fortmyers.craigslist.org/lee...152947257.html

Responded to her first post which was like reading a verse on Tao, chi and it included massage. I told her I was interested in sensual massage and got a quick reply with contact number. Two subsequent posts with full face and body, which really caught my attention. Said her name is Kay at 239 244-4. Googled the number and came up with nothing in the adult ad world.

Anyone know this one?

OR CH.

I had an almost identical experience. I saw her original ad and responded via email. A few hours later I received an email reply with her name and phone number. I tried calling, but no luck getting through. I then tried texting and emailing. Again had no luck. Finally last night I got a text reply saying she apologized, but had been busy all day. I then called and left another message saying I would try to set up something for next week. It definitely has caught my interest. If I can ever get her to answer her phone, I'll set something up for next week and report my findings.

**CapeGuy269** · 07-04-20 01:30

Originally Posted by Orch13 [View Original Post]

https://fortmyers.craigslist.org/lee...152947257.html

Responded to her first post which was like reading a verse on Tao, chi and it included massage. I told her I was interested in sensual massage and got a quick reply with contact number. Two subsequent posts with full face and body, which really caught my attention. Said her name is Kay at 239 244-4. Googled the number and came up with nothing in the adult ad world.

Anyone know this one?

OR CH.

Let me know how it goes, I could be interested in that too.

**Orch13** · 07-03-20 17:08

https://fortmyers.craigslist.org/lee...152947257.html

Responded to her first post which was like reading a verse on Tao, chi and it included massage. I told her I was interested in sensual massage and got a quick reply with contact number. Two subsequent posts with full face and body, which really caught my attention. Said her name is Kay at 239 244-4. Googled the number and came up with nothing in the adult ad world.

Anyone know this one?

OR CH.

**SwflRubDowns** · 07-03-20 16:58

Really, really wanted to make it work with this provider. I saw the previous drama from her and how she was treating potential clients, but I ignored it and tried to think with the little head. I tried booking with her, leaving "a name", number, email, and age. I reserved a spot a day ahead, and messaged her three times about the location or if the time was okay. No response. I try again weeks later, which brings us to today, where she ignores my scheduled appointment for the second and third time. I finally call to see what the big deal is, and it turns out, I'm already blocked. I reached out to her Twitter, where I politely as possible try to ask what was going on and try to diffuse the situation, because I still want that nuru massage real badly haha. She explained she blocked me because of my age, which I guess I get, because I gave an age between 21 and 25, but I would have at least been told that before trying for weeks to connect with the broad. So, my response, is that I offer her even more donation, to at least make up for the fact I would be a younger visitor. Three and a half Benji's are offered (instead of only 2), and she flips out, goes into Karen mode, and blocks me. It sucks because I bet that body rub would have been sweet, but her sourness can drive anyone away. Save your money, and Invest in someone who will treat you with respect. Or invest in dip of the stock market haha.

TL; DR: Provider's customer service skills and communication are so bad it seems like mission impossible just to book a session with the witch. Too much drama and estrogen for many.

**ModMotor** · 06-25-20 20:22

I called and was glad to hear that my favorite place is open. Lisa always treats me right. However, everything is now done with mask and gloves on, and that really takes away from the experience. It's good that everyone is trying to stay healthy but I think I might try someplace different next time until things get back to normal.

**SalmonHunter** · 06-20-20 15:26

Went back to see Lina and what a nice girl she is. If you have any worries about this COVID thing, this is the place to go. This is the cleanest place that I have ever been to in Fort Myers. Finally saw her without the mask and she is very pretty. The service was great, will keep the details UTR, however most will be pleased. Standard house fee for this area. Near Walgreens on McGregor.

**BadDog5** · 06-19-20 15:30

Stopped by biz by the fireworks place on 41 in Ft myers saw old standby Amber. Good massage good chess match afterward but had to give her under bens number and his 2 Jackson cousins to play. A little mouthy then the fun started. Will go back.

Later tried the shop before the bridge on Colonial. Heavy short girl, ok massage and playing cards she drew a Ben and a Jackson. Not worth the effort.

Even later went to Hong Kong and saw and old friend Angel. Great massage and good chess player. Had to take my uncle Ben and cousin Jackson. She didn't even use the mouth at all. Not sure I'll return. Got the job done but ehhh.

Dog out.

**Midnsx** · 06-18-20 09:25

My barber was telling me how disappointed he was. Since he couldn't get Kay or Lexi to respond over the past couple days, he took a tour. Now he knows the person who greets you is not always the one that provides service but many times it is; and first impressions are very disappointing. Stopped at many and was not enticed enough to stay. Here is what he told me:

- A Asian (by Paige Field) - old, unattractive, and overweight (OUO).

- ? (Colonial and side just before River bridge) - OUO.

- ? (across from Olive Garden) - doesn't seem to be open.

- Hong Kong (just south of Gladilous on 41) - OUO.

- ? (further south on 41 by fireworks) - wasnt open yet but saw it was later; didn't have time to stop.

- YoYo (further south on 41) - OUO.

- Asian Massage (across from YoYo) - ok but by this time he didn't have enough time to stay. Elite (further down 41) - OUO.

- ? (further down 41 by FK Your Diet) - OUO.

- Green Leaf (north side of Boy Scout) - doesn't seem to be open.

- AAA Asian (south side of Boy Scout) - as he was pulling in, saw a shapely person walking out and got into a car. Parked and waited a couple min; she got out and went back in. As he was closer, he could see she was ok but was wearing skin tight full length leggings. Did not seem inviting so he left.

Very disappointing to hear!

**RipSomeLip** · 06-17-20 06:44

Stopped by yesterday to see what all the hype was about, greeted at door by little But older provider, opted 1/2 hour, then she said you wait 15 minutes in here, then another provider came out of room, younger but typical face, flat chested masked up asking me to stay, I asked I anyone else was working, No she said, no younger one with The bolt ons reported from older reports, opted to split. Maybe new girls, my luck. As I was leaving passed monger coming in door, while I was in my car he spilt too.

**RedyFourFun** · 06-17-20 05:28

Originally Posted by Spicy1 [View Original Post]

Which suite is it, it's not marked, or I guess I am cruising the wrong strip mall or commercial center? Ramsey in Ft Myers right, I'm a fan of the bimbo silicone look. I'd appreciate some input, thanks in advance.

You will have to call the number to get an appointment. They are very discreet and do not allow walk-ins.

**Spicy1** · 06-16-20 20:12

Which suite is it, it's not marked, or I guess I am cruising the wrong strip mall or commercial center? Ramsey in Ft Myers right, I'm a fan of the bimbo silicone look. I'd appreciate some input, thanks in advance.

**Orch13** · 06-14-20 12:50

Originally Posted by LoveToDine [View Original Post]

Same one I saw two weeks back. She is Korean and what you can see around the mask, is good looking. She shut down any roaming at all and did the finish for half a ben. Yeah not real happy either. I'm done with them too. The Wendy I spoke of before was tall and hot and allowed a free hand. Hope she comes back soon. Oh, her English was weak at best.

LTD.

Yeah, if I venture that way after calling and requesting Wendy, it will be when I have time to spare because if it's that same one we both experienced, I am just doing a 180 and heading elsewhere. I left her 40 and she was not happy. I told her neither was I. Her dirty talk was full of mo money in between oh babies.