Escort Reports

[VikingPride]

Coochie, I must say, your posts would hands down win the most entertaining award,.

Coochie should have been a writer. I like chocolate with sauerkraut line had me rollin. What a classy line. Speaking of sauerkraut anybody remember the SW Maggie? All this talk about being distinguished on here lately got me real horney so I had to go out and remind myself how classy I am by picking up the most classy SW / escort out there. Old butter faced Maggie. She is about 50 now with some missing teeth and sounds like a grandma when she talks. Thought she disappeared from the face of the earth but she is back. Went to her very classy incall off of 16th and L, we engaged in a intellectually stimulating conversation to a very high degree then I straddled her face as she laid down and face fucked her. Shot my load all over her face. She loves it. She is always down for a good face pounding.

[PipeLayerDaddy]

I had the fortunate pleasure of hosting the lovely Alizee Lynette again this afternoon. Without providing too much detail. She showed up in a cute crop top and short SHORT jean shorts looking hot as can be. She took a shower at my place and came out in an amazing outfit looking even hotter. We had fun and said our usual pleasantries and she was out the door. I have an amazing time every time she comes over. Can't wait for next time. Anyone who has not seen her is missing out.

However are price in my opinion keeps her low volume so you have a working relationship with her being you already got another visit scheduled thus leaves less time to take on new clients.

[GioX 68]

Gave Sasha a jingle - https://milwaukee.skipthegames.com/f...c/331785665052.

45 minutes later I was at her downtown hotel getting busy. The set up went smoothly. Got to her hotel room and she greeted me in a one piece bikini. The hotel room was a small double queen bed, bath. It was all clear in there, besides the aroma of Mary Jane. I jumped out of my clothes and onto the bed that had a fresh condom lying on it. She unsnapped her swim suit from the crotch area and exposed a lovely apple bottom. Maybe that was a onesie? Anywho, she grabbed the condom, tore it open and put it on my limp noodle ass peter and sucked started the hell out it. Mouth skills, excellent! I was ready to go and she instructs me to get up as she points that beautiful ass in my direction. I go at it, doggystyle, pounding away. That ass is a sight to see. Take your hands off it and watch the motion of that ass as you stroke it. Just beautiful. A little smelly but, not too bad. I don't DATY so whatever. CFS and CBJ $180 hhr. A little steep but I was bored. Her pictures are real just those social media app filters. She said she wasn't going to be in town long, heading to Chicago next. I would give her a go if she is still here.

Really? What stunk? Her ass or pussy? I like showering with women, but for her look and price she should be fresh, girls used to smell like condoms, now you never know what you're going to get, I'm traumatized everytime I feed my fish now. Last little spinner smelled exactly like like fish flakes, I keep baby wipes in car for them to use, I think they stink on purpose to avoid full service, if they freshened up they could make more, she has a room with a shower so there's no excuse, but I'd shower with her and wash her, soap up that ass and eat it, it's also relaxing and you can break the ice with a hot shower, get foreplay started.

[OldGuy414]

Okay, without going into the whole damn story, I've met Audree Jaymes. I didn't get a chance to fuck her or eat her delightful chocolate pussy. She's had her nose fixed since I met her, and I can't say it's an improvement. She was cute as hell 15 years ago.

Anyway, she now charges $750 an hour to spend time with her. Not bad for a little black girl from Mequon.

But this I can guarantee. Her pussy feels exactly the same as the deaf street walker up on Lisbon. Sure, there are women that have had 14 kids and haven't done their Kegels, but for the most part pussy is pussy. When it comes down to blowjobs, it's all about technique. The cutest babe can give the shittiest blowjob, but when your grandma take her falsies out and sucks hard, GAHDAM that's some good shit.

So the only thing that makes a woman worth $750 an hour is marketing. Beautiful black former pornstar - $750. Cracked out hype on Greenfield - $20, plus tip if she's good. If you can afford to drop $1,000 for someone who's been filmed fucking, god bless you. One got filmed fucking, Greenfield Gobbler didn't - $20 plus tip.

I wrote a lengthy answer on how to cruise for SW's to a new guy. I've finally figured out why I like the streets vs massage parlors. I have a fucking death wish and the danger, (STDs, LEO, boyfriends, rip-offs, etc) makes cruising worthwhile. So who the fuck knows why any of you guys like what you like. Some of us like chocolate cake, others of us like sauer kraut. Go figure.

Coochie (Likes chocolate cake with sauer kraut) Eater.

God Bless You All.

Coochie, I must say, your posts would hands down win the most entertaining award,.

[BeanieErik]

Not a good experience. Too many bad things to say about this one. Just don't do it. Trust me.

https://milwaukee.skipthegames.com/f...k/805574600057

[Jc2490]

Gave Sasha a jingle - https://milwaukee.skipthegames.com/f...c/331785665052.

45 minutes later I was at her downtown hotel getting busy. The set up went smoothly. Got to her hotel room and she greeted me in a one piece bikini. The hotel room was a small double queen bed, bath. It was all clear in there, besides the aroma of Mary Jane. I jumped out of my clothes and onto the bed that had a fresh condom lying on it. She unsnapped her swim suit from the crotch area and exposed a lovely apple bottom. Maybe that was a onesie? Anywho, she grabbed the condom, tore it open and put it on my limp noodle ass peter and sucked started the hell out it. Mouth skills, excellent! I was ready to go and she instructs me to get up as she points that beautiful ass in my direction. I go at it, doggystyle, pounding away. That ass is a sight to see. Take your hands off it and watch the motion of that ass as you stroke it. Just beautiful. A little smelly but, not too bad. I don't DATY so whatever. CFS and CBJ $180 hhr. A little steep but I was bored. Her pictures are real just those social media app filters. She said she wasn't going to be in town long, heading to Chicago next. I would give her a go if she is still here.

I'm sorry, but for $180 for a half hour, that pussy had better be smelling like roses. Just my opinion.

[FlyWay]

Must be something you said. She is pretty well reviewed. I think she's a drama queen and a time waster. Never met a bf with a club.

Its true and your either her pimp or luck to get away with it.

[JohnSmith2196]

Must be something you said. She is pretty well reviewed. I think she's a drama queen and a time waster. Never met a bf with a club.

She has a big BF with a club. You got away with it.

[Void79]

I had the fortunate pleasure of hosting the lovely Alizee Lynette again this afternoon. Without providing too much detail. She showed up in a cute crop top and short SHORT jean shorts looking hot as can be. She took a shower at my place and came out in an amazing outfit looking even hotter. We had fun and said our usual pleasantries and she was out the door. I have an amazing time every time she comes over. Can't wait for next time. Anyone who has not seen her is missing out.

[Sonic69]

Hi anyone have utr they would be willing to trade. I have a younger asian massage chick who's going to open back up here in the next couple of days been shut down because of the COVID-19 going on. Message me for more details location is just over the boarder in IL so that might not be great for some.

[FlipNDip]

Gave Sasha a jingle - https://milwaukee.skipthegames.com/f...c/331785665052.

45 minutes later I was at her downtown hotel getting busy. The set up went smoothly. Got to her hotel room and she greeted me in a one piece bikini. The hotel room was a small double queen bed, bath. It was all clear in there, besides the aroma of Mary Jane. I jumped out of my clothes and onto the bed that had a fresh condom lying on it. She unsnapped her swim suit from the crotch area and exposed a lovely apple bottom. Maybe that was a onesie? Anywho, she grabbed the condom, tore it open and put it on my limp noodle ass peter and sucked started the hell out it. Mouth skills, excellent! I was ready to go and she instructs me to get up as she points that beautiful ass in my direction. I go at it, doggystyle, pounding away. That ass is a sight to see. Take your hands off it and watch the motion of that ass as you stroke it. Just beautiful. A little smelly but, not too bad. I don't DATY so whatever. CFS and CBJ $180 hhr. A little steep but I was bored. Her pictures are real just those social media app filters. She said she wasn't going to be in town long, heading to Chicago next. I would give her a go if she is still here.

[Coochie Eater]

Okay, without going into the whole damn story, I've met Audree Jaymes. I didn't get a chance to fuck her or eat her delightful chocolate pussy. She's had her nose fixed since I met her, and I can't say it's an improvement. She was cute as hell 15 years ago.

Anyway, she now charges $750 an hour to spend time with her. Not bad for a little black girl from Mequon.

But this I can guarantee. Her pussy feels exactly the same as the deaf street walker up on Lisbon. Sure, there are women that have had 14 kids and haven't done their Kegels, but for the most part pussy is pussy. When it comes down to blowjobs, it's all about technique. The cutest babe can give the shittiest blowjob, but when your grandma take her falsies out and sucks hard, GAHDAM that's some good shit.

So the only thing that makes a woman worth $750 an hour is marketing. Beautiful black former pornstar - $750. Cracked out hype on Greenfield - $20, plus tip if she's good. If you can afford to drop $1,000 for someone who's been filmed fucking, god bless you. One got filmed fucking, Greenfield Gobbler didn't - $20 plus tip.

I wrote a lengthy answer on how to cruise for SW's to a new guy. I've finally figured out why I like the streets vs massage parlors. I have a fucking death wish and the danger, (STDs, LEO, boyfriends, rip-offs, etc) makes cruising worthwhile. So who the fuck knows why any of you guys like what you like. Some of us like chocolate cake, others of us like sauer kraut. Go figure.

Coochie (Likes chocolate cake with sauer kraut) Eater.

God Bless You All.

[BigMilwaukee]

I have probably said this a bunch of times already, but for those who are to dense to understand the basic principal of this hobby, we are all paying for the pussy. Doesn't matter if it is a 1 k per hour chick in New York, or a 20 buck strung out streetwalker, it is the same damn thing. Find what you like. If you like and can afford high end girls, sweet. Good for you. If you are more budget conscious, that is fine. In the end, you come, you stick it in, you nut, you leave. The surroundings might be different, the girl might smell and let's be honest look better from one end of the spectrum to the other, but the deed is identical. I would never think to criticize someone getting it for 30 or 300 or 3 k. I might be jealous over the last 2, but oh well.

Let's stick to helping each other and keeping ourselves safe in the hobby, not trying to show off and bringing each other down.

Understood. My apologies. I think there are differences in some of the ladies out there too. Some are the street walking addicts that got themselves into a mess and they don't really have another option or are just too lazy to try another option. I do believe there are some generally good women out there. I have a regular that has shown me her real life and she's extremely low volume UTR that admits she just likes to fuck and likes the money. It's the same in any profession. You're going to have your bottom feeders and your ladder climbers.

[FlintStone69]

Point taken about the girls striving for "accuracy and honesty", LOL! And it's not that I didn't believe your description; just asking if the pic was actually her. I'll go with your description rather than a probably-fake pic.

It's probably just an old pic. The face pic that she sends out is her and shows tits but that might have been before she found a new best friend in Mr Heroin. He tends to make girls skinny with no tits. She is cute and fun though.

[RockHardThrob]

Keeping awareness on this, she will befried you, ask for gas money, etc, and ghost you. She makes an art of separating you from your money. Link: https://milwaukee.skipthegames.com/f...y/586857639979.