Escort Reports

[Joshua Falken]

You must be falling in love sending out poems to a escort someone get his man card and burn it.

I thought your Jen poems were great RoadWarrior. I appreciate when reviewers take the time to inject creativity into their work.

I was hoping to introduce a little game play to the forum with the poetry. I've plagiarized the style and meter from two well known poems and authors. The challenge is to name the poems and authors I've plagiarized.

As for your challenge:

The time has come, as some have said, to speak of who and when
Of trysts and dates and escapades, of mattress play and Jen

This one should have been a no-brainer for the Daytona blokes, since you've referenced it before in the context of Dana. It was surely inspired by The Walrus and the Carpenter, by Lewis Carroll.

Those tempting ads on STG
And sorry I have not funds for all
And as I read and try to see
If brunette or blonde's the one for me
Before time comes to make the call;

So now it's down to who and when
To play and pay the proper sum
I decide that once again
The one I choose to see is Jen
And dream of play time yet to come;

This one is a bit more difficult. Based on a similar meter and identical rhyme scheme, I'm going with The Road Not Taken, by Robert Frost. Let me know if I'm wrong and I'll take another crack at it.

Cheers!

[Joshua Falken]

I don't know about you all. But if we keep giving in to calling them by whatever name they want to use. We end up getting completely confused when trying to do some kind of research. Just like the whole "kayla" issue we just had. If they want to go by something else on STG that's fine. But she will always be known as Rachel too me.

That's funny, because I thought exactly the same thing when she changed her name to Rachel, LOL. I spent a lovely evening with Ms James back in the summer of 2018 when she lived beachside in Daytona. She went by Jada James back then, and didn't adopt the Rachel epithet until she moved to Brevard.

BTW, everything that Tarpo63 said was true back then as well. She was / is something special.

[Meowxag]

I can see why this is called the SPACE COAST Spaced out might be more like it. COMMS terrible, Had a confirmed time, on my way I touch base and nothing. I text, I call, nothing. Pissed and I tell her as much. She text me after 15 minutes, says she was on phone with a GF who thinks she is sleeping with her husband. The service was. Eh. I won't repeat. YES BBBJ and yes BB. But no. Should have went elsewhere. After I leave, about 20 minutes later she text me and asks if I am still coming. Ya. NAH.

Wow bb? Link?

[Willie24]

CLIT.

My oh MY. Was suppose to see her a month ago, something came up on her end. She is older yep, talks a lot yep, thinks this virus is a conspiracy to keep peeps apart. She swears no one has had it she knows. I said well I did in November, she just kept talking like I never said it.

Massage was OK, she is naked and its all out there to play with. I rubbed her puss when I was face down and upon turning over she said she had some oil on it and that she had a big clit. I rubbed it and low and behold, she Ain't lying. I asked if she wanted it licked and she laid on the table and had a shuddering O. She wanted it inside, as did I and after installing a hat, she bent over and I went for the gusto. She was moaning the whole time. But then again she has to be 60. Damage is light $.

I have seen both these providers, although it's been some time for Ronnie and almost a year for Julia. Ronnie review is spot on and she rarely disappoints and for an older woman is still in good shape, an interesting but sometimes weird conversation when you see her, but her service and skills are excellent. Her massage is not bad and if she likes you, turns into a sex machine and will rock your world! It just goes to show you that older people, myself included, can still enjoy sex and have a good time! I'm sorry to hear about Julia, with her, YMMV and I think she is probably under a lot of stress, juggling family, job and hobby. I used to see her quite a bit, but it's been awhile and I never experienced what was posted here as a review! That's why this Forum is so important for our members, exchange information, learn to navigate and do your research before taking the plunge. Although I've never seen her, I'm glad to see that Jada (Rachel) is back in the game, maybe conquering some of her demons and at least making some of you mongers happy!

[LastTimeEyex]

CLIT.

My oh MY. Was suppose to see her a month ago, something came up on her end. She is older yep, talks a lot yep, thinks this virus is a conspiracy to keep peeps apart. She swears no one has had it she knows. I said well I did in November, she just kept talking like I never said it.

Massage was OK, she is naked and its all out there to play with. I rubbed her puss when I was face down and upon turning over she said she had some oil on it and that she had a big clit. I rubbed it and low and behold, she Ain't lying. I asked if she wanted it licked and she laid on the table and had a shuddering O. She wanted it inside, as did I and after installing a hat, she bent over and I went for the gusto. She was moaning the whole time. But then again she has to be 60. Damage is light $.

[LastTimeEyex]

I can see why this is called the SPACE COAST Spaced out might be more like it. COMMS terrible, Had a confirmed time, on my way I touch base and nothing. I text, I call, nothing. Pissed and I tell her as much. She text me after 15 minutes, says she was on phone with a GF who thinks she is sleeping with her husband. The service was. Eh. I won't repeat. YES BBBJ and yes BB. But no. Should have went elsewhere. After I leave, about 20 minutes later she text me and asks if I am still coming. Ya. NAH.

[Pbfla321]

Her USASG member name is Jadajohnsonnx0. Her STG escort name is Jada James. But what's in a name? That which we call a rose by any other name would smell as sweet. William Shakespeare

I don't know about you all. But if we keep giving in to calling them by whatever name they want to use. We end up getting completely confused when trying to do some kind of research. Just like the whole "kayla" issue we just had. If they want to go by something else on STG that's fine. But she will always be known as Rachel too me.

[Tarpo63]

That which we call a rose by any other name would smell as sweet. William Shakespeare

Man you are on FIRE with the quotes! . And yeah, during my "post visit" excitement, I called her Jada Johnson! DUH! LOL!

Jada James is the name we all know her by. UGH if I could go see her today, I would already be there but I have. FAMILY coming over today. ARGH!

BY THE WAY. If you want to see her in ANYTHING during your visit, she is MORE than accomodating in "modeling" anything you bring by and in an effort to help you all out:

Stiletto heel size: 10.

Bra Size: 32 A.

Thong Size: Small.

If you're considering any lace body suit or skin tight dress you just wondered what would look like in real life: Small.

Her favorite colors are Orange, Blue and Yellow, in that order.

Fairvilla Boutique in Cape Canaveral is open and a GREAT place to pick things up, just in case you see that thing you just wonder if it looks as good on the model on the package and their prices are awesome!

https://shop.fairvilla.com/category/...-Wear/Lingerie

By the way, NO deliveries to the rear entrance, but TRUST me, you'll have no issues with the standard delivery system and if I may suggest, and I left this out of my initial review, inquire about the "well lubed hand job" to get things started. It allows you the opportunity to feel that perfect, sweet, tight ass as she shows you how soft and supple her hands are.

MAN I can't wait for tomorrow.

https://space-coast.skipthegames.com...s/704778636219

[RoadWarrior2K]

Aw that's sweet thank you.

He posted this link in a review before he saw her. My guess is that he had such a great time, he didn't realize her name is Jada James and not Jada Johnson. Based on his description, the girl in this add fits the bill. Definitely a nice ass!

https://space-coast.skipthegames.com...s/704778636219

Her USASG member name is Jadajohnsonnx0. Her STG escort name is Jada James. But what's in a name? That which we call a rose by any other name would smell as sweet. William Shakespeare

[Trigg7272]

You got a link? I can find a Jada James, and a plain Jada, but no Jada Johnson.

He posted this link in a review before he saw her. My guess is that he had such a great time, he didn't realize her name is Jada James and not Jada Johnson. Based on his description, the girl in this add fits the bill. Definitely a nice ass!

https://space-coast.skipthegames.com...s/704778636219

[Pbfla321]

Nice review, Tarpo. This review completely knocked me off the fence I was on. I have a birthday this month and Jada sounds like the perfect present.

If you ever seen Rachel than you've seen Jada. It is nice to see her back around then.

[Putzy]

You got a link? I can find a Jada James, and a plain Jada, but no Jada Johnson.

Yeah, this is going to be a long one. I'm not "white knighting" or getting anything in return for this review, I promise!

[RoadWarrior2K]

In finality, WHY, WHY is no one seeing her? I don't mind if you don't because it will keep her schedule open for all the times I am going to see her but she is just freaking AWESOME!

Nice review, Tarpo. This review completely knocked me off the fence I was on. I have a birthday this month and Jada sounds like the perfect present.

[Tarpo63]

Yeah, this is going to be a long one. I'm not "white knighting" or getting anything in return for this review, I promise!

So I posted this morning about Ms Jada Johnson contacting me on the forum. She gave me a different number than what she has on her ad in the email I sent. I wrote her back on here and then sent her a text and she was quick to reply, which turned into friendly banter, and I like banter so we made some plans, I just had to get "prettied up" before I could head out the door, but she did tell me where she is staying so I would know which direction to head.

On the drive there, someone called me and I had to take the call, and the call lasted the entire drive. I arrived at her place without even letting her know I was on the way. I back in parked, and made the call. Without a single ring, a computer voice tells me "this person has not set up their inbox. Yada, yada, yada". I hang up and before I can think about what to do, I see this pretty girl with black hair with teal streaks in a sweatshirt and green camo pants walk around the corner. She is messing with her phone, she looks at me and smiles (with a BEAUTIFUL smile!) and I smile back. She looks at her phone again, then looks at me and mouthes, "are you here for me?" I mouthe back "Are you Jada?" She says "Yes" and walks over to my truck and she tells me she got a "software update" on her phone and hit "install" by mistake! She went outside because something told her to do so. It was starting to either feel wierd or "fate"! LOL!

She walked me to her place and we talked the whole time. She is sweet and friendly and walking behind her was just a pleasure. !

We get to her room, and she has an AWESOME "suite", and its SUPER nice and super clean. We got to know each other for awhile, she swears she knows me from somewhere, and she is somewhat familiar to me, but I have to admit, EVERYTHING about her is WAY, WAY hotter in person. When she found out who I was on this board, she laughed and said "I actually have the World Famous Tarpo63 from the board in my room, I better make sure I give you my full A game" LOL. I actually blushed!

When she took off her sweatshirt, my life got better. Her abs are rock hard. She is kinda proud of them as well as she noticed me GLARING at her belly and said "I had a baby too!" When we got to the main event, when she took off her pants, my whole WORLD got better. I'm an "ass" man. I love legs in stiletto's and the better the body, the better everything is. She didn't have stilettos on, and she doesn't have any with her, but she'll be getting a pair Sunday I assure you!

When she turned around, I was MESMERIZED by her PERFECT, PERFECT ass. Did I mention her PERFECT, PERFECT ass? Its high and tight and just PERFECT! I stood there for like a whole minute, cupping it in my hands and squeezing it, DAMN! She is a BEAUTIFUL woman and everything else about her is JAW DROPPING!

I could go on but the particulars are, She is SWEET, She is a "contortionist" and she really can put her ankles behind her head, She has absolutely ZERO "Gag Reflex" and I was thinking she could be called the "bottomless throat" LOL! She is tighter than all get out! TIGHT! I had all these plans for all KINDS of positions, but after mish, we went to doggy and that's when I lost it!

We laid around and talked for a few more minutes and then cleaned up, and I was on my way but not before securing a reservation for Sunday.

In finality, WHY, WHY is no one seeing her? I don't mind if you don't because it will keep her schedule open for all the times I am going to see her but she is just freaking AWESOME!

By the way, and as if you couldn't tell, I HIGHLY reccomend! This girl is going to have me buying her stiletto's and all KINDS of stuff. I already know what Orange bodycon dress I will be getting her! LOL!

[RoadWarrior2K]

I have also been speaking with my friend Mr Roadwarrior who has been assuring me with emails and his reports and not to mention his AWESOME poems that Ms Jen Jen, should NOT be missed! I love "cleanliness and sanity"! . Hopefully I can report on her as well!

https://space-coast.skipthegames.com...l/586123181703

Thanks for the compliment. I was hoping to introduce a little game play to the forum with the poetry. I've plagiarized the style and meter from two well known poems and authors. The challenge is to name the poems and authors I've plagiarized. Oh, and I definitely want to hear about Jada if you happen to see her.