Escort Reports

**Yhlqmdlg** · 07-01-20 05:30

Originally Posted by Tomk2323 [View Original Post]

I hear great things about Hannah's performance. How would you all rate her appearance?

She doesn't have the type of figure I'm into. If you seen Sira before, it's kinda like her but a little bit more thick. Hope she lost some weight.

Her face is really beautiful. The reason I like her is because her face reminded me of a stripper I fucked once long time ago when I used to go to those places. And she'll give you a pse kinda of session. It's worth seeing her.

I'll report after seeing her today.

**BoobyHunter** · 07-01-20 01:52

Went out with a kgirl for dinner tonight and we had a nice long conversation. I brought up the recent no replies from agencies and from what that girl mentioned and would like to be relayed to some of you is that agencies and girls are starting to get tired of your BS. Apparently there has been an increase of NCNS, habitual last minute cancellations, guys who will ask a million questions about a girl (like services, looks, etc) but after 30 minutes of text messages and playing 20 Questions will not make a booking, and finally, some of you mofos need to clean yourselves up. Holy shit. Do some of you not take showers at home? When was the last time some of you brushed your own teeth? When you're taking a shower, do you wash your junk? I mean like really wash it. Especially some of you uncut mongers.

The girls don't need you to be surgical instrument clean, but goddammit have some fucking manners and courtesy. Just because you get mouthwash and a scrub down during the session doesn't mean that you're fuck-worthy. If you had a client come to your job and smelled like shit, habitually cancelled, or played 20 Questions on the phone, would you want to work with them? I think not. Same thing here people.

Don't ask me what your status is if you tried to get in contact with an agency and didn't hear back. If you did some recollecting and realized that you're guilty of some of this stuff, I suggest apologizing to the booker. Also, keep in mind that the girls know who some of you are and they know that a mediocre review from some of you is because they were repulsed by you, hence the mediocre service. They also know that some of you are totally FOS and not as cool / knowledgeable as you think you are.

Just relaying a message.

**BoobyHunter** · 07-01-20 01:23

Originally Posted by Jjny25 [View Original Post]

EB is Elizabeth Journey http://elizabethjourney.info/.

Thanks for the clarification! Damn. $450.

**DirteeBoy** · 07-01-20 01:21

Dude that's a lot of luvin! Imagine the cheese. YIKES.

Originally Posted by Mdubya [View Original Post]

https://northern-virginia.skipthegam...v/214651994914

Who thinks they would survive the three bears challenge LOL?

**Mdubya** · 07-01-20 01:17

https://northern-virginia.skipthegam...v/214651994914

Who thinks they would survive the three bears challenge LOL?

**Mdubya** · 07-01-20 00:58

Originally Posted by FreeThrow [View Original Post]

I meet joycebut I don't like her BBBJ she don't do real BBBJ, plus after the Fun I take shower but she did wash her hairy Bush but only light wash and no cleaning her tits. Huh.

This is part of her quirky nature and YMMV. I've gotten poorly done bjs with her in 69 but that's because she's too busy enjoying herself. It was still better than any CBJ I've gotten from so called GFE providers. I've gotten awesome bbjs from her when she has tried to get me to cim. I'm not a big fan of those so I usually resist. Joyce is a clean freak so maybe she was going to clean up after you left. Clean boobs should be the least of your worries in this game LOL.

**Mdubya** · 07-01-20 00:49

Originally Posted by Tomk2323 [View Original Post]

Understood. TBH I thought this stance was pretty standard across all Asians. Since you are saying it does not apply when dealing with Chinese / Thai then I must be given wrong info. I actually have never been with a Chinese / Thai escort.

Now I will admit that alot of the ladies are here on a tourist visa and are looking for a husband. I guess they are getting told this is the right way to get an American husband. I've even had some try to get me to impregnate them LOL. My pullout game is strong though LOL. Just be careful. And as always YMMV.

**Mdubya** · 07-01-20 00:43

Originally Posted by SamFromLa [View Original Post]

Newbie here. Tried to setup an appointment with Joyce (https://escortfish.ch/photos/view/646-691-4075). After a couple of texts back and forth with her, when I mentioned the appointment is for 30 mins, all communications ceased. Can someone shed light on the donations as her ad is not clear with the details.

She's being cautious with newbies because I told her to be careful with new guys because of recent events. Plan on the hour with Joyce you'll spend 10 minutes or longer just in the shower with her. She scrubs you down. She likes to talk too. And if you're into hairy Bush she loves daty and 69 and you will be there for quite sometime because she likes it slow. She's very funny and sweet and not the businesslike wham bam thank you mame. She even gives a damn good massage or a baby oil slip and slide. Only predictable thing about her is the dick sniff and her quirky nature. I've scheduled a hh with her and if she likes you and doesn't have another client you could be there well over an hour. I of course tipped accordingly for her time. Hope this helps.

**Tomk2323** · 07-01-20 00:15

Originally Posted by Mdubya [View Original Post]

That's bs. Are you saying Korean girls are tighter than Chinese girls or Thai girls? Not every aa is slinging a sledgehammer. I'm sure there's plenty of white, Hispanic, Asian guys packing too. If that was the case why can't I just send a picture of my dick and get approved that way. Now I respect girls that are not into aa. That's one thing, but at the end of the day I thought it was about the pink and the green. Now I have had some awesome Korean massages but after my first Thai massage with apple that changed everything LOL. I bet once you send that driver's license or selfie you're automatically deleted. I have references. Asian references. They don't even bother checking them. I can even respect the acs ads that say no aa. At least I know what's up. Even then I'm still seen because at the end of the day they care about green and I care about pink. The kgirl agency should just put that in they're disclaimer LOL. Stop hiding. I have more respect for someone who is blatantly racist than utr racism.

Understood. TBH I thought this stance was pretty standard across all Asians. Since you are saying it does not apply when dealing with Chinese / Thai then I must be given wrong info. I actually have never been with a Chinese / Thai escort.

**BiCoastalBrian** · 07-01-20 00:08

Originally Posted by BoobyHunter [View Original Post]

Thanks for the update! I've been really curious about Meena and Bebe. I heard there was one more indy Thai provider. There was a post awhile back comparing Meena, Bebe, and EB. Who is EB?

http://www.usasexguide.nl/forum/show...656&viewfull=1#post4671656.

Speaking of Thai providers, has anyone used mysecretsweetheart lately? They were like my absolute last resort. Overpriced and the service was unpredictable. Girls looks were also up and down.

I agree EB is probably Elizabeth Journey (goes by EB). Great body. Great service (great massage as well). I was a regular with her when she lived in Tysons a couple of years ago. Moved out West, but I've seen where she is back now (or else touring here frequently). Haven't seen her since she returned because she raised her rates a bit. Provided you're okay with the rate, she will treat you right.

**Mdubya** · 07-01-20 00:01

Originally Posted by Tomk2323 [View Original Post]

No problem. Unfortunately, I heard there is with some Kgirls because the average size for AA is larger than other groups.

That's bs. Are you saying Korean girls are tighter than Chinese girls or Thai girls? Not every aa is slinging a sledgehammer. I'm sure there's plenty of white, Hispanic, Asian guys packing too. If that was the case why can't I just send a picture of my dick and get approved that way. Now I respect girls that are not into aa. That's one thing, but at the end of the day I thought it was about the pink and the green. And don't say they're scared I'm going to rob them or some bs. I'm giving you super intrusive pii so only a fkn idiot would do that. Now I have had some awesome Korean massages but after my first Thai massage with apple that changed everything LOL. I bet once you send that driver's license or selfie you're automatically deleted. I have references. Asian references. They don't even bother checking them. I can even respect the acs ads that say no aa. At least I know what's up. Even then I'm still seen because at the end of the day they care about green and I care about pink. The kgirl agency should just put that in they're disclaimer LOL. Stop hiding. I have more respect for someone who is blatantly racist than utr racism. I'm not implementing that all kgirl agencies are racist. I'm just saying the 6 I've tried all ghosted me after I sent my pii, with no explanation. I'm a civil gentleman with the ladies and tip very well and have never had a bad experience with any Asian women. If they say I'm too big that's fine. I'll take a hj or a bj. Let the girl make the decision though. That might be the easiest 300 she'd make that day lol. I wouldn't even care if I didn't get the rimjob that you guys brag about. Really don't like shaving my ass so a chick can stick her tongue up it. Now that I'm on that subject are you guys shaving your assholes for rimjobs or the girls just licking your hairy hole? Because I dont discriminate I've eaten Joyce's hairy bush, to landing strip, to bald. I've even been with indy Koreans. It's the agency screeners that have the bias against aa. To tell the truth I've gotten some of the same experiences the kgirls are giving with Chinese girls at a fraction of the cost including rimjobs and in some cases bbfs. Let's see if you get that from the kgirl agencies.

**Mdubya** · 06-30-20 23:43

Originally Posted by JRavensLoot [View Original Post]

My fault, I misread. Did initial contact take more than 4 days? Does anyone know if Kgirls have some aversion to African Americans? I know my references are rock solid.

Any aa speak up if you are in regular rotation with kgirl agencies.

**Decadentme** · 06-30-20 21:41

Originally Posted by Galleon [View Original Post]

All the spiritual stuff on her website (https://www.dakinigoddessofmarrakech.com/) give me pause but she doesn't seem that different from the kind of lady you'd meet at things like Burning Man so I am curious. Does anyone have a link to a TER for her or 1st hand experience? I am all for interesting happenings so maybe she is the good kind of strange

Have never met her. Did buy her videos, over a year ago. And they were very sexual, solo videos. My guess is that she loves to F $# at.

**Member #6451** · 06-30-20 21:34

Originally Posted by Djmd1 [View Original Post]

I didn't see her. I did speak with her when the ad was posted and she quoted me $$ and gave me the address. Other sites gave her not so great reviews so I didn't pull the trigger.

I haven't seen her post in quite a few years. She use to post daily back in the day with that same dress pick. She was over the hill then. I'd say in 50's now at least. What I remember most was her retirement campaign like 4-5 years ago. Literally said she was going to retire from the game and going on one last tour. Like used up hot dog down a hallway but hanging up the hat is a turn on. I mean whatever floats your boat. We all got our kinks I guess.

**Tomk2323** · 06-30-20 21:26

Originally Posted by JRavensLoot [View Original Post]

My fault, I misread. Did initial contact take more than 4 days? Does anyone know if Kgirls have some aversion to African Americans? I know my references are rock solid.

No problem. Unfortunately, I heard there is with some Kgirls because the average size for AA is larger than other groups.