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[Oldti]

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[SkyWookie]

Well, there are 2 things that I love; making cream pies and Asian women's feet.

On a recommendation from this board I decided to check our Sunny Day. I keep my monger bucks under the ashtray of my car. I grabbed 12 Jackson's so that I'd be ready for anything. As I was walking through the parking lot toward the door, Newt Gingrich wearing a face mask came down the sidewalk and went in. As not to have an awkward conversation in the lobby I browsed Tuesday Morning for about 10 minutes and then made my way down to Sunny Day.

I walked in and was greeted by a Chinese Amy Winehouse. I'll call her Chinehouse for the rest of the report as I never asked her name. She asked how long I would be staying and I responded an hour. She led me to a room and I looked up and verified the ashiatsu bars were present and began getting undressed.

She entered about 5 minutes later and covers me up. She asked about pressure and I responded that I prefer deep pressure and would like her to walk on my back, she said it would be $10 more, I agreed to the amount. She massaged through the sheet for about 15 minutes then got up and walked on my back and legs, still draped. I prefer no drape but didn't want to rock the boat. Chinehouse was all business. When she finished back walking she got oil and undraped my upper body. The oil was high quality and left no scent (definitely a plus). I grazed her leg with my fingertips while she was working from my right side and she deliberately moved out of my reach. Not a good sign.

Eventually she started working on my right leg and moved the drape to the side and tucked it under my junk. I shifted and started to pull it off and she grabbed the drape and forcefully put it back where I was completely covered. Not playful, no-nonsense, just deliberately getting the point across not to try any funny business. I'm not one to be a dick and force myself on these chicks so I just settled in for the rest of the therapeutic massage.

Overall the massage was pretty good, I was relaxed. She worked out knots that I had from 3 weeks of CrossFit. She didn't work on my hands or feet, but got in really deep on my neck. I'd give the massage a solid 7.

After the flip she rubbed my legs and chest but stayed far away from any extras. She had a stern look that let me know that any attempt would be futile. On my way out she handed me a card and told me to call for a different girl next time. WTF. I've never had that happen before.

I went home with a totally angry unsatisfied boner. I had to aggravate my wife for nearly an hour to take care of it. It only cost me 20 minutes of cunnilingus, 90 minutes of honey-do work and a $100 dinner. I could have saved a lot of work and cash if Chinehouse just took care of it.

On another note, post COVID MP's are weird. It's like if you don't have a rapport from pre-COVID it's going to be hard to make headway. I'm going to head back to my regular shitty massage, but good extras place on SCD that I went to pre-COVID.

Oh and don't waste money at Sunny Day. Might as well go to Massage Evny and save a few $$.

So basically the extra Jacksons you didn't spend on the massage you end up spending on the wife anyways. It's disappointing when the massage girl doesn't want to finish you off, but at least you know where NOT to go in the future.

[Ssss2]

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[BB Love]

Well, there are 2 things that I love; making cream pies and Asian women's feet.

On a recommendation from this board I decided to check our Sunny Day. I keep my monger bucks under the ashtray of my car. I grabbed 12 Jackson's so that I'd be ready for anything. As I was walking through the parking lot toward the door, Newt Gingrich wearing a face mask came down the sidewalk and went in. As not to have an awkward conversation in the lobby I browsed Tuesday Morning for about 10 minutes and then made my way down to Sunny Day.

I walked in and was greeted by a Chinese Amy Winehouse. I'll call her Chinehouse for the rest of the report as I never asked her name. She asked how long I would be staying and I responded an hour. She led me to a room and I looked up and verified the ashiatsu bars were present and began getting undressed.

She entered about 5 minutes later and covers me up. She asked about pressure and I responded that I prefer deep pressure and would like her to walk on my back, she said it would be $10 more, I agreed to the amount. She massaged through the sheet for about 15 minutes then got up and walked on my back and legs, still draped. I prefer no drape but didn't want to rock the boat. Chinehouse was all business. When she finished back walking she got oil and undraped my upper body. The oil was high quality and left no scent (definitely a plus). I grazed her leg with my fingertips while she was working from my right side and she deliberately moved out of my reach. Not a good sign.

Eventually she started working on my right leg and moved the drape to the side and tucked it under my junk. I shifted and started to pull it off and she grabbed the drape and forcefully put it back where I was completely covered. Not playful, no-nonsense, just deliberately getting the point across not to try any funny business. I'm not one to be a dick and force myself on these chicks so I just settled in for the rest of the therapeutic massage.

Overall the massage was pretty good, I was relaxed. She worked out knots that I had from 3 weeks of CrossFit. She didn't work on my hands or feet, but got in really deep on my neck. I'd give the massage a solid 7.

After the flip she rubbed my legs and chest but stayed far away from any extras. She had a stern look that let me know that any attempt would be futile. On my way out she handed me a card and told me to call for a different girl next time. WTF. I've never had that happen before.

I went home with a totally angry unsatisfied boner. I had to aggravate my wife for nearly an hour to take care of it. It only cost me 20 minutes of cunnilingus, 90 minutes of honey-do work and a $100 dinner. I could have saved a lot of work and cash if Chinehouse just took care of it.

On another note, post COVID MP's are weird. It's like if you don't have a rapport from pre-COVID it's going to be hard to make headway. I'm going to head back to my regular shitty massage, but good extras place on SCD that I went to pre-COVID.

Oh and don't waste money at Sunny Day. Might as well go to Massage Evny and save a few $$.

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[MassageAwesome]

What do you all use as excuses or alibis for a $100-$200 ATM withdrawal if someone were to look at your bank statement or Bank app and inquire why there was a $200 withdrawal yesterday and why is the money not in your wallet today / what did you spend it on? Poker with the boys is not an excuse I can use right now. Thanks.

Luckily I work as a bartender so the tips I get I save bit by bit until I'm ready to go have fun. The only struggle of that is where to hide that $$$ so no one can find it. I think someone said when you purchase something use the cash back to get some cash out, however, don't that also show on the bank statement? If you're married and in this situation it can be very difficult.

[LuvThis]

What do you all use as excuses or alibis for a $100-$200 ATM withdrawal if someone were to look at your bank statement or Bank app and inquire why there was a $200 withdrawal yesterday and why is the money not in your wallet today / what did you spend it on? Poker with the boys is not an excuse I can use right now. Thanks.

Serious. Stop doing that! I know. IT WILL GET YOU IN TROUBLE. You have to learn to be patient and do as some suggest. Withdraw little amounts or take a $20/$40 as cash when buying groceries. But if you have the same account, she will find out. And if you have had the same account together, she will be very suspicious if NOW, you suggest separate accounts.

[SkyWookie]

What do you all use as excuses or alibis for a $100-$200 ATM withdrawal if someone were to look at your bank statement or Bank app and inquire why there was a $200 withdrawal yesterday and why is the money not in your wallet today / what did you spend it on? Poker with the boys is not an excuse I can use right now. Thanks.

It's hard to justify ATM withdrawals if someone else has access to your banking records, maybe too little too late but separate accounts seems like the way to go if you want to spend your money more freely.

[GermX3000]

So no one knows a good parlor near McDonough, Stockbridge, or Jonesboro? Or all good ones near the Northside? Can't seem to find a recent review on any and that's scary LOL.

[Niteluvr]

Oh, I agree. I was just saying that hustling goes on at most parlors. In your case at OS Massage, they took it a step further. One time I got a shitty massage and was shorted on time, so I threw the house fee at the woman manning the front desk. She couldn't locate one of the bills, so she thought I cheated her and threatened to call the cops. Told her I hoped she would, as I was staring at that "missing" bill on the floor behind the desk. She finally noticed me staring at the floor and picked up the bill. Told her next time I would call LE if she tried to pull that shit again.

Never be afraid to call them out when they try to fuck with you like that. Maybe we all need to start jotting down the serial numbers of the $ bills we pay the fee (s) with so, if they claim we didn't pay, we call LE and they can confirm the serial numbers. Would love to see the shock on a CAMP girl's face when she's arrested

Note: Want to clarify that the time I got the shitty massage and was shorted on time was not at OS, but at a parlor in Norcross. OS Massage in Roswell did not exist at that time.

[Niteluvr]

Part of her behavior is that she is just plain batshit crazy and people need to know about that too. Caveat emptor.

She is known to be just that. When I met her last year at DS, that's the impression I got and decided she wasn't worth my time. I hope others will take your advice and avoid her.

[Niteluvr]

What do you all use as excuses or alibis for a $100-$200 ATM withdrawal if someone were to look at your bank statement or Bank app and inquire why there was a $200 withdrawal yesterday and why is the money not in your wallet today / what did you spend it on? Poker with the boys is not an excuse I can use right now. Thanks.

You made the mistake of marrying / dating a crazy possessive spouse that doesn't respect your privacy. Grow some balls. Geezus. Are you really asking this as a serious question? LOL The moment a girl tries to go through my stuff is the moment I show her the door.

Hold on, sweet pea. It's not that simple for married mongers. Ever heard anyone say, "It's cheaper to keep her?" When you're balls deep into a marriage with a mortgage, car payments, kids, church, a large circle of mutual friends, investments, etc, you don't just flip a switch and make things all better. Your comment at best refers to single or unattached guys. Married guys have to be crafty and creative when mongering.

As to DanPen, you know your situation better than anyone, so you really have to think hard as to what excuse would work for your situation. I know that sound vague but only you can figure that out. I personally would tell the ol' lady I spent it on a legit hobby I have. Cars? Fishing? Hunting? Underwater basket weaving? You decide.

[Niteluvr]

Just rode by a spot on North Buford Highway that had about 10 LE with folks lined up on the sidewalk. It was on a side street about a mile from Pleasant Hill.

What's the significance of this if you're not providing the name of a parlor with time of day and other info?.

[Ssss2]

Totally agree with you. I am a big / strong guy. The outcome would be very different if someone tried to hold me down elsewhere.

The bottomline is, these girls are hoes. Treat them that way.

I totally know every girl from escort, SW, or massage will try to hustle you for more money, but a girl lying saying she didn't get paid and trying to hold you in place physically to force you to give more money is definitely a scam, robbery, these massage girls don't get a pass just because they are small framed girls, if they steal they're no different than someone who robs a store. People with pussy's don't get a pass I'm sorry. The girl got off lucky imo I would not have been as nice if some massage girl did that to me.

[Dbaby]

Just rode by a spot on North Buford Highway that had about 10 LE with folks lined up on the sidewalk. It was on a side street about a mile from Pleasant Hill.