EMP (European Massage Parlor) Reports

[Industrial]

If she's legit extra play won't happen. No matter how charming and funny you are.

Several other posts indicate extras, L1, so wanting to know if it takes several visits or what.

[Ron M]

Expecting to get extras from a legit massuse will usually lead to alot of disappoints

Saw Sara for an hour massage in the familiar building in NB. It was my first time seeing her, but am an old pro at this game. Pretty good massage and then an "I'm done". Asked if she would massage elsewhere and she repeated "I'm done" and left the room.I was charming, had her laughing, and was respectful the entire visit. Not sure if she's only legit now or what, as always YMMV

If she's legit extra play won't happen. No matter how charming and funny you are.

[Industrial]

Saw Sara for an hour massage in the familiar building in NB. It was my first time seeing her, but am an old pro at this game. Pretty good massage and then an "I'm done". Asked if she would massage elsewhere and she repeated "I'm done" and left the room.

I was charming, had her laughing, and was respectful the entire visit. Not sure if she's only legit now or what, as always YMMV.

[Datsurman]

If you don't want to waste time and money. Just ask the masseuse if she minds if you go undraped. If she says, "no" or gives any hesitation at all, tell her not to let the door hit her on the way out. If she says "yes", 95% chance you're going to get at least L1. The nice thing about that question is that it doesn't imply anything illegal but the response tells you a lot.

A pretty girl gives a legit massage with no extra play. She sets up her ad to lead guys to think there might be extra play. Well that's a good sales catch. It fooled some of you guys. You can't always expect extra play from a gorgeous massuse. If you want an extra play massage make sure she offers it. Expecting to get extras from a legit massuse will usually lead to alot of disappoints.

[Dr Manhattan]

Following up on the post asking if Tat's is still open. The fact that this is the 4th of July weekend, could be skewing my hours of operation results.

Most of these numbers feed into the same system. Tat's, Absolute, Anna's, Alina's, Lovely Hands, etc. Nobody picked-up my call. Each line asked me to leave a message.

If anyone gets a live response from any of the following, please update:

(773) 407-7025.

(847) 946-3532.

(847) 257-0257.

(847) 845-6348.

(847) 537-7493.

(224) 522-4066.

[Ron M]

A pretty girl gives a legit massage with no extra play. She sets up her ad to lead guys to think there might be extra play. Well that's a good sales catch. It fooled some of you guys. You can't always expect extra play from a gorgeous massuse. If you want an extra play massage make sure she offers it. Expecting to get extras from a legit massuse will usually lead to alot of disappoints.

[ManuelJellison]

According to my experience and all of the reports I've read on her, you will get nothing but a massage. Her ads are designed to mislead you into thinking you will get something other than legit. My recommendation is to avoid.

Yeah all you will get is only massage nothing more than that, adds are made just to attract you like you will get more wild time with her not only the massage.

[Yoni Sniffer]

According to my experience and all of the reports I've read on her, you will get nothing but a massage. Her ads are designed to mislead you into thinking you will get something other than legit. My recommendation is to avoid.

Coachman is correct. Don't go see her if you even expect an erection. She is a creep.

[Big Waffle]

Anyone know if Tats is still operating? I can't find a working number.

[JamesTChicago]

Does anyone know what happened to Sofiya from Logan tantricas about 5 years ago? She was a gorgeous, mid 20's brunette, I think she said she was of Russian decent, but you'd never know it if you talked to her. She sounded as American as a an apple pie tastes.

Anyway, she was incredibly sweet and I'm wondering if she's still in the business. I think she ended up back at LT under a different name for a short period of time. Any info would be great and thanks! Pms are fine.

Stay safe.

[ItsHowdyDoody]

Any luck on this one? Looks amazing!

https://chicago.rubratings.com/158301

The phone number connects to the AH sun clinic that was just mentioned recently, or luxury European massage.

[EdCarbone]

Any luck on this one? Looks amazing!

https://chicago.rubratings.com/158301

[EdCarbone]

So has anyone hit the NB places on Shermer since the re-opening? Any changes for the better, or still GPS all around?

[GeorgeMax]

How do you go about initiating contact for L1?

It's really simple to let the massage technician know you are game and want her to touch you in a way that makes your cock spew cum all over. Wave your erect penis at her, when you are face down. Insist on no draping. Spread your legs wide. Raise your hips up so she can clearly see your balls and cock. It also doesn't hurt to make sure she see you have some cash with you.

Remember. Money talks! Bullshit walks (with cum filled balls).

[ReadyForRub]

So I've read the history, but nothing new in a long time on Sofia in Park Ridge: https://www.adultlook.com/p/2909044.

Has anyone become the first to have any luck with her? I've had some teasing and flirting, but nothing further.

Over the years, reviews have supported your experience. The poster child of false advertising. At minimum grossly exaggerated.