Massage Parlor Reports

**ElJefe69** · 06-29-20 01:02

Originally Posted by HanginBalls [View Original Post]

My 50 are old AMP girlfriend had a "gold" client come early without calling. We had just got done fucking and had a healthy load inside her beaver! She threw me in the bathroom and told me to STFU! She grabbed a douche and hurriedly cleansed her cooch. She shoved my head in her cooch and asked if she smelled fresh?

She ran to answer the door and I hear the usual b. S. "Hi honey. You look good. You horny today"? Twenty minutes goes by and she opens the bathroom door pissed! She spits a pool of cum in the sink, washes her mouth out and starts complaining. I asked her, "What's wrong"? She said he was short of cash, tasted like shit and came too fast"! I asked her,"Why do you care if he came quickly"? She said," She enjoys fucking him because he's short in length, thick in width and fucks like a rabbit! On top of that, you came before I did and needed to cum!! And what pisses me off the most I blew five bux on a douche".

Just wondering why do you date / live with a prostitute? Is it your kink?

**SideTalker** · 06-28-20 19:54

Originally Posted by RickSomething [View Original Post]

As a lurker, I figured it was time to add something. A few updates from around town:

Grand Spa. Continues to be an okay place if you land Mia or Amy. There may be others that I'm unaware of. The message is better with Mia, but both will be friendly on the flip. A few nice menu items.

Princess on Belmont. A few ladies that give truly great massages, but limited options. Maggie is working more these days and there is no one better at massage and "anticipation".

I've tried a few other places but they were either closed or just not answering unknown callers.

Can confirm Mia is quite attractive and the massage is nice. A bit of an upsell and negiotiator. Haven't tried Amy. I believe Emily from SXL now works here too, so decent team.

**RickSomething** · 06-28-20 11:42

As a lurker, I figured it was time to add something. A few updates from around town:

Grand Spa. Continues to be an okay place if you land Mia or Amy. There may be others that I'm unaware of. The message is better with Mia, but both will be friendly on the flip. A few nice menu items.

Princess on Belmont. A few ladies that give truly great massages, but limited options. Maggie is working more these days and there is no one better at massage and "anticipation".

I've tried a few other places but they were either closed or just not answering unknown callers.

**HanginBalls** · 06-27-20 18:31

Originally Posted by StanleyStankas [View Original Post]

And in this current environment she should consider drive up! Blow and go! Possibly it would fly along heim out by here. One never knows with all the shady little places we have over here!

My 50 are old AMP girlfriend had a "gold" client come early without calling. We had just got done fucking and had a healthy load inside her beaver! She threw me in the bathroom and told me to STFU! She grabbed a douche and hurriedly cleansed her cooch. She shoved my head in her cooch and asked if she smelled fresh?

She ran to answer the door and I hear the usual b. S. "Hi honey. You look good. You horny today"? Twenty minutes goes by and she opens the bathroom door pissed! She spits a pool of cum in the sink, washes her mouth out and starts complaining. I asked her, "What's wrong"? She said he was short of cash, tasted like shit and came too fast"! I asked her,"Why do you care if he came quickly"? She said," She enjoys fucking him because he's short in length, thick in width and fucks like a rabbit! On top of that, you came before I did and needed to cum!! And what pisses me off the most I blew five bux on a douche".

**ScottWeir** · 06-27-20 00:16

Originally Posted by NiteWolf [View Original Post]

I'm curious and interested.

If you have $200-$250 moneY to spare for a handjob then this is your place. Just to make it worth they try to make the massage more sensual. They definitely suck at prostate massage. The providers can be hot but I can get better use of the money else where.

**NiteWolf** · 06-26-20 22:36

Originally Posted by TheNewGuy1234 [View Original Post]

Been lurking for a bit but does anyone have a report on latin spa / touch been seeing their ads a lot lately.

https://chicago.rubratings.com/137220

I'm curious and interested.

**MoneyT** · 06-26-20 20:58

Do not waste your time on this one.

https://chicago.rubratings.com/158413

I tell her I'm not driving because of a hip / leg injury, she then tells me she doesn't see guys who "walk up. " Her reason is because she doesn't give out her address. I tell her that's literally impossible, Crickets since. Much better out there.

**Avg Joe** · 06-25-20 20:29

Originally Posted by SideTalker [View Original Post]

Does anybody know if phase 4, which starts on Friday, will allow for 1 hour massage sessions? Thank you.

I don't know about Friday but in the past 6 weeks I have had more than several 1 hour AMP & APT FS sessions, some of which I wrote reviews about. Others have also written about 1 hour sessions they had as well so it has been available.

**StanleyStankas** · 06-25-20 13:57

Originally Posted by HanginBalls [View Original Post]

I asked an AMP the same thing! She said, "What difference does it make? I'll get you to blow in under 30" She was right with a few minutes to spare!!

And in this current environment she should consider drive up! Blow and go! Possibly it would fly along heim out by here. One never knows with all the shady little places we have over here!

**TheNewGuy1234** · 06-25-20 13:19

Been lurking for a bit but does anyone have a report on latin spa / touch been seeing their ads a lot lately.

https://chicago.rubratings.com/137220

**GoTSnow78** · 06-25-20 13:00

Pretty new to all of this but decided to post a review of a providerI tried out a little while ago - https://chicago.rubratings.com/142562.

She's nice, located in a small studio and clean table. But she doesn't really look anything like the pictures and gave a light massage. On the flip she didn't really seem too into it, gave some decent dirty talk but wouldn't even user her whole hand just a couple fingers. All in all, I wouldn't repeat.

**UncleNutzy** · 06-25-20 11:58

Originally Posted by RationalityLoL [View Original Post]

How are you so sure you got it from the MP? You can really get it from anywhere.

OP wasn't necessarily saying he got COVID from the MP. I think he's just warning us that he has it, and saw 2 different MPs. The important thing would be to know who he saw and where, but he's radio silent now. Stay safe why'all.

**HanginBalls** · 06-25-20 11:35

Originally Posted by SideTalker [View Original Post]

Does anybody know if phase 4, which starts on Friday, will allow for 1 hour massage sessions? Thank you.

I asked an AMP the same thing! She said, "What difference does it make? I'll get you to blow in under 30" She was right with a few minutes to spare!!

**RationalityLoL** · 06-25-20 01:12

Originally Posted by UBeMyFriend99 [View Original Post]

It was the only person I was with in 3 months. I got a fever and very swollen nodes in my throat 5 days after I saw her. I work in a hospital and confided in a friend that is a MD. It was jyst wrong of me to do oral on a woman that works in the trades. For all I know she bareback and the previous guy shot his shit down there. Any way my original question pertains to has anyone on here got an STD from RECEIVING oral. Do you guys feel safe getting a BBBJ?

Bro, I wasnt doubting you, I was asking the other guy who got covid recently and suggesting he may have gotten it from an MP.

Anyways, to answer your question, getting an std from RECEIVING oral, is relatively very low. If you do get anything from it, its normally not anything very serious either.

I think getting an STD from a girl in the trades is a lot higher risk to get an STD.

**StanleyStankas** · 06-24-20 16:12

Originally Posted by Devlin [View Original Post]

Hi ChiAdventure,

How about reading some of the previous reports then going on a little ADVENTURE and reporting back to the forum.

You have six damn posts. All asking and NOT contributing.

Devlin

Right is right and even though I might get thrashed here I am with devlin on this. You have to look through these threads and yea sometimes that can take a long time, however most all the needed info is right here. Just imo. Stay safe all. Stosh.