Streetwalker Reports

[Coochie Eater]

Hey, looking to pick up a SW for the first time. Any tips? Locations? Etc?

Cruise. You'll learn what "the look" is. SWs make intense eye contact. If you see one you like, cruise to the next side street. The hooker will follow you there. Keep your doors locked with the rider's window down but not far enough for them to reach in. You want to get a good look at her before you let her into your car. Is she as attractive as when you cruised by her at 20 mph? Prolly not, but hopefully not horrible. If she is horrible, say "I'm sorry. I thought you were Regina, Lawanda, Tacomah or whatever name comes to mind. Thank you!" and pull off. If she's not horrible or not a guy, pop the locks. If she starts conversation outside the car, cruise. Hookers jump in, UCLEO will ask what you're into, and blah blah blah until you're busted. UCLEO NEVER gets in your car. NEVER! OK, so now you've got one in your car. What do you do?

Well before all that went down you did this. You took the money out of your wallet that you can afford to spend or get robbed of, and you locked your wallet in your trunk. Not the side door pouch, not the glove compartment, not the center bolster; the trunk! You might have an extra $10 stuck in your sock for a tip, but that's it. If you have one of these new-fangled cars with electronic ignition, that gizmo is in your pocket. If you're old school, you have your ignition key in the column, and that's it. You do not have your entire keyring dangling where it can be grabbed and taken off with when the hooker realizes you just want a $10 blow job, you cheap bastard. On most cars it's impossible to pull the key if the car is running. When you pull over and shut the car off for the action, you take the ignition key out and put it in your left pants pocket so it's harder for them to get when your pants are open.

Also, you should cruise the area for places to park. Most hookers will take you to a spot they like, but sometimes the spot they like is close to their drug house, and they'll dash before doing anything. Or sometimes there's someone waiting to pull in behind you or beside or whatever blocks your exit and then the fun will really begin.

Okay, so that's pretty much the prep for cruising. Don't have anything on you that you can't afford to lose or something super inconvenient to replace. Be aware of the ignition grab trick. Don't converse with people through the window. If I stop and a hooker (UCLEO) starts asking what I'm into and what do I want to do, I always say that I'm witnessing for Jesus. Have they been saved?

Pick your spot to park, not the hooker's. Oh, and have Kleenex ready. If you got a chicken head bobbing in your lap, she may let your jism run out of her mouth, down your shaft and into your pubes. Super messy to clean up if you're not prepared. Okay, the rest of you mongers! Have I left anything out?

[Safado55]

Thought I'd throw this out there.

Hoping there's some help out there. I have about an hour drive to get to MKE scoop lanes.

It's difficult for me to get comfortable on streets I'm not familiar with. Too much to think about.

While trying to get. And certainly do not want to get pinched.

So, I'm wondering if there are any short term room rentals, or safe accommodation.

To take care of biz and head out.

PM if there's a reasonable solution.

Safado.

[MilwaukeeGuyy]

Hey, looking to pick up a SW for the first time. Any tips? Locations? Etc?

[wisn]

Took a cruise on south loop last Friday afternoon. Several WSW and the BSW with geen hair out on G. Picked up Shawna around 21st. Wanted 40 took 20 for bbbjcimws.

[AltereEgo]

Does any one have a photo or ad of her? Trying to figure out if I know her or not.

There is a picture. Not a good one on that post.

[BobSacamano]

Does any one have a photo or ad of her? Trying to figure out if I know her or not.

I don't have a photo of her, but she's tall (probably 5'8-5'10), thin, medium size tits, and long black hair.

[Member #7165]

Does any one have a photo or ad of her? Trying to figure out if I know her or not.

[AsiaPhileJake1]

"Unfortunately she has no interest other than getting the date over and getting her dope. ".

This is why I go to AMPs more frequently than pick up SWs. I have had the same experience with too many hot women from the street.

I have also come to figure out how to get what I want and need from AMP girls over time. It takes a longer term investment and more money per session than even an escort but I usually get a nice massage and the sex acts I want from a naked woman.

Unfortunately the AMP scene in the Milwaukee area is beyond pathetic. I cruised the north and south yesterday and saw only one girl worth scooping up and she was gone on the turn around also. Might be better at night but this was afternoon.

[SkSoccer]

Maybe she changed her ways but my experiences from a few years back were very lackluster but damn one time I brought her back to my room in Oak creek and she showered and walked out butt naked and you can confirm you will not find a SW anywhere that has a nicer body. It was flawless! Unfortunately she has no interest other than getting the date over and getting her dope. I think I even let her get some stuff before hand and once that is gone, she wants to get right back to ground zero and get more dope. Idk, I am going to be back in town soon for a few nights. I would give it another shot. That body is worth losing 40 on a bad date IMO.

"Unfortunately she has no interest other than getting the date over and getting her dope. ".

This is why I go to AMPs more frequently than pick up SWs. I have had the same experience with too many hot women from the street.

I have also come to figure out how to get what I want and need from AMP girls over time. It takes a longer term investment and more money per session than even an escort but I usually get a nice massage and the sex acts I want from a naked woman.

[LedFox]

About 3:00 this afternoon, I drove up Nat'l from about 2nd St till about Miller Pkwy, and then back down G'field. First time through I saw absolutely nothing. I decided to do one more time around. Saw one WSW about 26th and Nat. She looked all doped up. It was an odd combination of not being able to stand up straight and trying to look sexy at the same time. Blond, thin, tattoos on the legs, arms, and chest. Jean skirt and white tank top. I kept right on going. Maybe another loop on another day.

[GioX 68]

I have thought about visiting escorts until a vaccine is developed but I don't know if they are any safer than SW or AMPs. Do you think one encounter type is safer than the other?

Maybe a SW encounter is safer if you keep the windows down. Maybe an AMP is safer if you and her both wear masks.

Masks are awesome for the girls we have in Milwaukee. So much easier than getting them to keep the bag on their heads.

[BigFriknNutz]

You picked up "Crazy Vanessa" but actually enjoyed the experience? She's been discussed many times here before a while back, was wondering where she was lately.

Maybe she changed her ways but my experiences from a few years back were very lackluster but damn one time I brought her back to my room in Oak creek and she showered and walked out butt naked and you can confirm you will not find a SW anywhere that has a nicer body. It was flawless! Unfortunately she has no interest other than getting the date over and getting her dope. I think I even let her get some stuff before hand and once that is gone, she wants to get right back to ground zero and get more dope. Idk, I am going to be back in town soon for a few nights. I would give it another shot. That body is worth losing 40 on a bad date IMO.

[BobSacamano]

Now that you tagged her with that nickname, I did a search, she hadn't been mentioned in about a year. Found all of the old comments.

But yeah, it was actually a good experience. She was good with me, but the situation with the Arab and the Gangbangers made her happy to find someone less scary to deal with. It was good. Now that I've read old reports, I might hesitate, but if she remembers me, it might work out OK. We'll see.

Knowing Vanessa I'm willing to bet there was no Arab guy nor gangbangers. But I'm happy to hear you had a good experience with her.

[ATW2020]

So no pickups yet as I've been slightly picky. But what I can say is gf is kind of zombie land while national is at least second lookable. I stayed away from Lincoln since I saw that report how bad it has been and that construction sucks. But last night, went to linc late on my circles around and saw this cute short black hair girl. Finally came around to scoop only to be under scooped. She was great looking with her ass hanging out. Oh well. Hopefully it was one of you last night who got her and can report. I might go today again to see what's out.

So I found this one this evening on national with a friend. I find her alone, only to see her run off and into a car on the side. I was going to head home only to see her out of the car really soon (pimp, drugs, who knows). I pick her up and she starts saying where to go. I honestly didn't know if she was working then. Finally get talking and she wants 60 or more. I only have 30 so not happening. She has me pull over and I say "not doing it here" as I saw a cop around there recently. She then tried to have me go down the alley the cop went. So I'm thinking setup or robbed at this point. I tell her to give me her number and I'll call when I have more funds just to get her out. She wanted money then for her number and time. It was seriously two turns at this point. She tries to search my car for cash at this point. I'm pissed she sucks and hate the area we are so I throw 10 at her to get out. Was a cute face and nice ass but slight gut and hairy armpits (she put her hair up and that's when I saw).

So kind of sucked that she was a letdown.

[GRMan42]

You picked up "Crazy Vanessa" but actually enjoyed the experience? She's been discussed many times here before a while back, was wondering where she was lately.

Now that you tagged her with that nickname, I did a search, she hadn't been mentioned in about a year. Found all of the old comments.

But yeah, it was actually a good experience. She was good with me, but the situation with the Arab and the Gangbangers made her happy to find someone less scary to deal with. It was good. Now that I've read old reports, I might hesitate, but if she remembers me, it might work out OK. We'll see.