Utr

[LuvLargeCheeks]

I saw her for hh 700. Not! Pretty sure she wants 700 for donation. I have her IG. She doesn't look THAT good (8 out of 10). NEXT!

[HorneyBear]

Congrats (on the semi-retirement, I always enjoy reading your reviews! Business doesn't take me to Orlando very often, but I had hoped to hit you up for some digits sometime. Just goes to show that occasionally you need to make things happen rather than wait for an opportunity. Best of luck to you all!

[Vino 7373]

Can't seem to get in touch with anyone this morning.

Many providers take Sundays off.

[Member #6935]

Any ideas on who I can see today? Need a fix my bro's?

Can't seem to get in touch with anyone this morning.

[GcFantasy93]

Any ideas on who I can see today? Need a fix my bro's?

[Plattler]

Enjoy your lady my friend there is something to be said for the whole falling in love thing. I'm a card carrying bachelor LOL but been there and it can be very fulfilling. But as for the free pussy comment there is nothing that is free especially pussy. LOL. Your paying for it just not as up front as your use too but trust me your paying for it. LOL. Enjoyed your reviews and some of the PM we've shared over the years as well as the ladies we've had in common two of which you mentioned and others. Play safe man and enjoy the ride. Peace.

Enjoy your new super girl! Good luck, but don't become a stranger!!

[TheBeaverHunt]

Hey Bud,

It's been a long time we have been hanging around this place and it will not be the same without all the great dreams you have brought us all into like if we where there pounding the pussy with you. Hope all the best and if Cassie needs a helping hand sometime I will be ready to fill the spot. She has been a sweet heart the times that we did connect and will dream of her hopefully again if giving the chance.

TBH.

[Camera3]

I concur, Mimi is awesome! If the Cuban pastry place is across the street then I believe that's where she was headed after my visit the other day. She couldn't stop talking about that pastry and had a craving for it. LOL.

That's the place. She said she buys for the room maid and desk clerk, too. I should get a commission from that bakery for all the new business.

Great Cuban sandwich, too. Maybe the best I have had in a long time.

C3.

[Enzo2018]

Had a great time with Mimi. Coolest chick out there. Zero drama and no candy use. She has plenty of sexy outfits BTW. Ask Trollingobt for digits.

[FunCoolGuy29]

It's been a very long pending review, able to get in touch with MM Sarah. Thanks for SM's sharing awesome reports about sexy Mom Sarah. I'm glad I did. Communication was great through text. She was prompt and ready freshly showered. I picked her up from her hotel and took her to Geneva. As said by all our SM's she really talks through your ears and very communicative lady, what a cool woman, she immediately made me feel comfortable. Had a fresh shower and started playing with each other privates, she took her time and enjoys pleasing you! She loved receiving daty and her BBBJ skills are great. Enjoyed our time together and tried multiple positions with absolutely no rushing. Don't miss. Must see!

The only downside its an hour ride for me to reach to her. Good things comes with extra mile! .

I'll repeat seeing her whenever possible.

Stay & Play Safe.

Aryan.

[Eelectri]

Wishing you the best my friend.

Maybe we can have a beer or lunch as we used to have with Vino.

Good luck.

All the best.

Ee.

[SevenYearMitch]

Wagers?

How long will the civilian last for SYM? Inquiring minds want to know. I wager about a New York Minute! Yd.

Haha! I'd put the over/under at about seven years, LOL

Link to "The Seven Year Itch" trailer:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MkfMSAq09xk

However, if Cassie and/or M1L should ever break up with their BF(s) or if JennCiCi (RIP) should somehow get reincarnated then all bets are off!

BTW, I really wish you hadn't brought up New York because now I can't get my 3 day weekend with Cassie in NYC out of my head. It was probably my best dream ever and after reminiscing with the review and pics I'm starting to get 2nd thoughts already about what the fuck I'm doing! LOL

Links to my old 4 part review of Cassie in NYC for those of you who may have missed it:

Part One (Saturday - Sunday morning):
http://www.usasexguide.nl/forum/show...=1#post4623531

Part Two (Sunday - Monday morning):
http://www.usasexguide.nl/forum/show...=1#post4625195

Part Three (Monday):
http://www.usasexguide.nl/forum/show...=1#post4625237

Part Four (Monday evening):
http://www.usasexguide.nl/forum/show...=1#post4626011

Thanks for all the kind words everyone!
SYM

[MITransplant]

So, I don't get a few things, at all. What the hell is in a name and there are certainly a lot of girls with really weird names.

I have now seen Mimi a few times and she is now on my regular rotation. Absolute blast. I took her to lunch one day and introduced her to Cuban pastry, and that may now be her only addiction. Full on GFE covering most of the alphabet including LMNOP. Incall is nice enough (obvious she doesn't live there but just uses it to meet guys), she is cute, flexible, energetic (I could say that twice). She is not tainted by the business. She is a true UTR.

As for her business model, I doubt seriously anyone has told her what to charge. Better yet, I doubt she has ever listen to anyone telling her what to charge. She seems to have her shit together on that and most other business maters. Kinda refreshing.

Hey, I have been the gatekeeper for a lady one time. I may never do that again. We have a lot of great guys here but we have some real dumb asses, too. With my girl, I fielded about 150 requests, 70 of which were from guys that couldn't by a clue so didn't make my cut. Of those, she talked to about 25 and had less than 10 actually make dates. Until you have been a gatekeeper, which by definition means you are doing a lot of people a favor for no compensation, you need to STFU. You just do.

If you want to have a great date with an attractive spinner with enough energy to power a city block, beg her gatekeeper and follow though. You will thank me.

Play safe,

C3.

I concur, Mimi is awesome! If the Cuban pastry place is across the street then I believe that's where she was headed after my visit the other day. She couldn't stop talking about that pastry and had a craving for it. LOL.

[SMF1234]

Cassie the Sexy Lioness (most embarrassing dream ever and perhaps my final report)

Spent a lovely evening with Cassie the Sexy Lioness recently that will go down as my most embarrassing dream ever, LOL. Also, this will probably be my last report - please see my note at the end.

My dream started with some shopping. Cassie looked smoking hot as usual and guys' jaws dropped wherever we went. See brand new pic below which she authorized me to post. I helped her pick out a new short and t-shirt outfit to wear for me as well as some sexy panties.

So we get to the cashier and after she scans in the clothes and skimpy panties the following tragicomedy unfolded:

Cashier: "Sir, are you over 50?"
Me: "Excuse me, what?"
Cashier: "Are you over 50?"
Me: "Maybe, why?"
Cashier: "It's our senior citizen discount day today."
Me: "Well than yes, I am over 50 - would you like to see my I.D.?"
Cashier: "No sir, that won't be necessary."

As we exited the store Cassie proceeded to bust out in an uncontrollable fit of laughter at my expense - I can't remember the last time I was so embarrassed! I mean I know I'm fucking old but did the cashier really have to do that to me in front of the whole store? Cassie proceeded to reenact the above script for me several times in the car to further humiliate me, LOL. To make it up to me she got naked in the car and let me squeeze her perfect firm boobies while she changed into her new outfit.

We picked up some Pollo Tropical for dinner to enjoy while watching a movie on the couch before heading into the bedroom. Cassie gave me probably the best BBBJ she's ever given me. Her skills in this area have always been lacking and she will never threaten Jersey Girl or M1L for the best head game title, but it was still pretty good!

We fucked in doggy where I spanked her perfect "10" ass and then some extended Mish where her super tight pussy caused my cock to finally explode in the bag as she wrapped her long legs around me. After I recovered I joined her in the shower where I enjoyed soaping up her gorgeous body. Taking a hot steamy shower with Cassie is about as good as it gets!

Will repeat! Cassie says she's only seeing current and former clients (that she remembers) at this time, so if you've seen her before hit her up!

SYM

NOTE: I have some good news and bad news depending on your perspective, LOL. I am getting ready to embark on a "monogamous" relationship with a beautiful woman that I think I'm in love with (picture a woman with M1L's face on Cassie's tall slender perfect ass body but with blond hair and blue eyes!). I put "monogamous" in quotes because knowing my craving for M1L and Cassie I will definitely keep seeing them for as long as they will have me. But out of respect to my significant other my plan is to try my best to resist seeing anyone else (well, I might have to keep seeing Rachel too, LOL). Now that I'm getting lots of free pussy I figure I should be more than satisfied with just M1L and Cassie on the side but time will tell how long things work out - so who knows, I may be back pretty soon!

Since I no longer have anything to gain from posting reviews and since my love interest has a rather high profile job my plan is to go completely UTR and no longer post reviews. However, I will continue to check in on the forum periodically and respond to PMs when I can, and maybe post an occasional comment.

I'd like to thank everyone for their kind PMs over the years thanking me for some of my over the top reviews, LOL. I must have gotten a thousand PMs and it always warmed my heart to know that others shared my appreciation for the fairer sex. As one guy recently said to me in a PM, he appreciates the journey far more than just seeing how quickly and cheaply he can get off and that my reviews reminded him of the passion he once shared with his old flames. As I've said before, the reason I've written so many long reviews is because in addition to just enjoying writing, I want to be able to remember all these incredible experiences with these sexy girls when I'm going senile in a nursing home one day, LOL

My parting advice, especially to you new mongers, is read everything that Camera3 and Vino post - they are like the two Yodas of this forum and their advice has been invaluable to me in my mongerjng career. Just listen to what they say and you will be swimming in hot pussy in no time, LOL

Happy mongering and stay safe everyone!

Regards,
SYM

SYM:

I sincerely wish you the best of luck. I'm happy to hear that you're happy. There's too many mopey bastards in the world (and on this blog) and you're reviews were always a bit of brightness. Hopefully things work out for you and your new lady. Just remember, Mario Lemieux, Payton Manning, George Foreman and Seabiscuit all took well deserved time off for recovery and rethinking. You're in their category of greatness (relatively speaking) so one never knows.

Cheers! SMF1234.

[Camera3]

Mimi is a weird name.

So, I don't get a few things, at all. What the hell is in a name and there are certainly a lot of girls with really weird names.

I have now seen Mimi a few times and she is now on my regular rotation. Absolute blast. I took her to lunch one day and introduced her to Cuban pastry, and that may now be her only addiction. Full on GFE covering most of the alphabet including LMNOP. Incall is nice enough (obvious she doesn't live there but just uses it to meet guys), she is cute, flexible, energetic (I could say that twice). She is not tainted by the business. She is a true UTR.

As for her business model, I doubt seriously anyone has told her what to charge. Better yet, I doubt she has ever listen to anyone telling her what to charge. She seems to have her shit together on that and most other business maters. Kinda refreshing.

Hey, I have been the gatekeeper for a lady one time. I may never do that again. We have a lot of great guys here but we have some real dumb asses, too. With my girl, I fielded about 150 requests, 70 of which were from guys that couldn't by a clue so didn't make my cut. Of those, she talked to about 25 and had less than 10 actually make dates. Until you have been a gatekeeper, which by definition means you are doing a lot of people a favor for no compensation, you need to STFU. You just do.

If you want to have a great date with an attractive spinner with enough energy to power a city block, beg her gatekeeper and follow though. You will thank me.

Play safe,

C3.