Massage Parlor Reports

[ReallyGoodBoy]

Anyone found a masseuse with big naturals? I only know of one at the moment, however the massage is quite bad. PM me for details!

[BigBadNut]

Hey gents anyone tried Emma from RR? Looks good she is in the Hcock park area.

[PriscillaM]

After reading PriscillaM's reviews I decided to finally try Temple Of Bliss. I initially followed his advice and tried to book Ishtar but was unlucky that my schedule didn't work with hers. After some back and forth, my schedule worked with Gabriella Dream.

I realized later I had mixed up her review with one of the others and let me say, "Holy average time, batman. " I would call this the most average experience I've ever had. I felt like I was in a yoga class in the valley with a bunch of old women. Her movements were lazy, her massage was light (not her fault she's a tiny lady and not everyone has the iron grip of a Thai masseuse), and the finale was a lazy one handed stroke with direct bored-look-in-her-eyes eye contact till she started looking at the clock. I offered to help rap it up, had to get myself from 65 to 90% and then she took over for the finale.

Best part of the experience was when I was face down and she accidentally put her titty in my hand.

Super whatever.

She reminded me of a girl in university who would always borrow a pen from someone. Cute face, giant aureolas on small tits and a petite frame..

Check your PM. Ishtar mera is worth it just to imagine what it would be like to call her up and listen to her fart over the phone.

[Warlock90]

After reading PriscillaM's reviews I decided to finally try Temple Of Bliss. I initially followed his advice and tried to book Ishtar but was unlucky that my schedule didn't work with hers. After some back and forth, my schedule worked with Gabriella Dream.

I realized later I had mixed up her review with one of the others and let me say, "Holy average time, batman. " I would call this the most average experience I've ever had. I felt like I was in a yoga class in the valley with a bunch of old women. Her movements were lazy, her massage was light (not her fault she's a tiny lady and not everyone has the iron grip of a Thai masseuse), and the finale was a lazy one handed stroke with direct bored-look-in-her-eyes eye contact till she started looking at the clock. I offered to help rap it up, had to get myself from 65 to 90% and then she took over for the finale.

Best part of the experience was when I was face down and she accidentally put her titty in my hand.

Super whatever.

She reminded me of a girl in university who would always borrow a pen from someone. Cute face, giant aureolas on small tits and a petite frame.

I wish I had a better memory at the time to avoid her.

Have an appointment with Ishtar soon and will write a hopefully better review of the place.

[Jlh03]

Isn't it Friday?

Called a couple of my regulars and they all said after Friday. Oh well.

[OhHellYeah]

Curious about this cabin in Northridge.

Likewise. Intel?

[SFVsag]

Curious about this cabin in Northridge.

No, you really don't. All of those 20-somethings advertising Tantra Massage on Eros operate there, advertising Northridge and / or Tarzana. 2 bills an hour for Reiki (non-release) meditation ceremony. You'll get a basic massage, but no touching (neither her nor your willy).

[Curtcamp6]

Curious about this cabin in Northridge.

[Jlh03]

Starting Monday, nail salons, tattoo parlors, and massage therapists are now permitted to open. It's time boys.

Fuck yeah! Have been missing my spots!

[PriscillaM]

Starting Monday, nail salons, tattoo parlors, and massage therapists are now permitted to open. It's time boys.

Some rules:

1. do not ask if you can use the shitter when you enter an MP. Take care of that shit before hand. It ruins my mood when I am getting some heavy OTC action and I hear a guy saying. Where is the restroom I just had some del taco and I need to blast.

2. if you get digits from Selena, share them.

3. do not fucken wear a mask.

4. do not over tip.

5. do not wait in the lobby.

6. do not take the free water.

7. do not ask "what kind of massages do you have".

8. do not say, I hear. Gives a good loving hand job is she available?

9. if.

[Mvmvm]

Starting Monday, nail salons, tattoo parlors, and massage therapists are now permitted to open. It's time boys.

Isn't it Friday?

[SFVsag]

Who provides handjobs in the valley? Kylas spa?

I found a couple on Eros. Tantra Massage, and NOT the cabin of college girls in Northridge.

[AquaPinstripe]

Starting Monday, nail salons, tattoo parlors, and massage therapists are now permitted to open. It's time boys.

[PriscillaM]

<Snipping broadside on Temple of Bliss. .

With reviews like this, I'm happy I have my source here in the Valley. It's not FS, but that's not what I want from a tantra massage.

Who provides handjobs in the valley? Kylas spa?

[SFVsag]

For the first time there is not a true jedi on the staff, here is the rundown.

<Snipping broadside on Temple of Bliss. .

With reviews like this, I'm happy I have my source here in the Valley. It's not FS, but that's not what I want from a tantra massage.