Massage Parlor Reports

[RmD2020]

From Eco-.

We are not open every day. We started with 2 days. Now 4 days. Hopefully by July 1st we can open 7 days a week.

Got a pic of Angie. No Electra pics but I hear she's a total sweetheart.

So do we follow the same steps for ECO as the ones for Relax in Garden Grove to receive lineup / pics of the girls? Or is there some sort of relationship you built up from being a regular there? I've seen Apple, Laura, Sammi, and another very thin provider that kind of put me off from going there a while back way before the Covid pandemic. But Angie looks to have an amazing ass and as an ass man she might be the one to spring me back to ECO. Also Electra seems to be worth the fee for full pleasure from her another mongers review. Thanks for the pics Wicked, they are a sight for sore eyes and can't imagine what that ass looks like in person!

[AquaPinstripe]

Does anyone know if any of the Weho joints have started to open back up? Drove by Pine and there is a 3 month pile of mail jammed in the door.

Still close.

[PaleMan]

Does anyone know if any of the Weho joints have started to open back up? Drove by Pine and there is a 3 month pile of mail jammed in the door.

[Curtcamp6]

I've never met / heard of Electra before. What days is she in? That pic looks like Angie, but might be her exactly. Either way she's super sweet and chill.

[Wicked1]

So apparently Eco is actually open everyday, just not advertising it. And damn, Electra is smoking hot, tall Latina with big naturals and phat ass that won't quit. I'm going to have to figure out how to work this place into my commute home so I can try the variety available there.

From Eco-.

We are not open every day. We started with 2 days. Now 4 days. Hopefully by July 1st we can open 7 days a week.

Got a pic of Angie. No Electra pics but I hear she's a total sweetheart.

[Wicked1]

So apparently Eco is actually open everyday, just not advertising it. And damn, Electra is smoking hot, tall Latina with big naturals and phat ass that won't quit. I'm going to have to figure out how to work this place into my commute home so I can try the variety available there.

Not quite yet. Eco is open 4 days a week looking at 7/1 for regular schedule.

Got a photo of Angie. No pics of Electra. I hear she's a sweetheart.

[PriscillaM]

For the first time there is not a true jedi on the staff, here is the rundown.

https://templeofbliss.com/therapists/queen-love/

The owner of the joint, aka holy love. Has a youtube channel and a severe personality disorder. She runs the temple like marine basic training. These fuken millennials only excuse for not being on time and on budget is that they are going to burning man or on ketamines. She reviews the girls as "QL" and she is the worst person on the planet. She must be making high six figures, all in cash, from the thousands of handjobs at this place. I credit her spirit in staying open in this pandemic – it is a sentient virus that would spread at a football game, but not a protest.

https://templeofbliss.com/therapists/luxy-star/

Executive VP of the place. Has been there since the advent of the wheel. Is friendly but the rub is not really clinically acceptable. She does show a nice white girl pussy, but she is about as into the hand job as Lebron James at a physics lecture. I do not recommend.

https://templeofbliss.com/therapists/ariana-adara/

I guess you would call this one a MILF, if you were generous. It is possible she is old enough to remember the kennedy assassination. Lots of hanging skin. Just not the type of moistie that is the reason for the existence of the temple.

https://templeofbliss.com/therapists/gigi-genevieve/

Never saw this one, but she has reviews from 2009? Fuck, there was not even private delights or rubratings in 2009. It was still hx, backpage, and CL. The bad old days. She looks haggard.

https://templeofbliss.com/therapists/gwen-avalon/

A farm girl with crappy tats and too much buy in to the whole tantra mess. Has skinny hands and body which means good dick work but her bullshit ruins it – all the breathing nonsense. Does not show her pussy and does the patented pretzel sitting position so she does not get dirty from the squirting.

https://templeofbliss.com/therapists/isabella-moon/

Possibly the firmest black ass in the galaxy. Her hands are too rough and she is too forceful on my small cock. Annoying accent. Sweats a little too much.

https://templeofbliss.com/therapists/sola-cura/

A wretched person. Evil. I could barely nut. She was on the phone to some bullshit boyfriend or yogi or coach when I was there and I should have realized how awful she was. Also, she is fat. And she is fat, if I forgot to mention. She may be a lesbo. She is fat.

https://templeofbliss.com/therapists/ka-monique/

Objectively and concretely, the ugliest girl on staff. And, she has really bad breath. Save for sola cura, she is the worst experience I have had at the temple.

https://templeofbliss.com/therapists/ishtar-mera/

A tragedy. She is as moist as a fruit cup. She is young, she is innocent, and just so you do not think it is all dollars with me, she is probably the best piece of ass in the Los Angeles metropolitan statistical area. But she is totally into Vishnu, kundalini, chicken tikka and not into ball massaging. She is probably the hottest girl there now. Great real set, great body, I curse her likely loser boyfriend for being fortunate enough to fuck her missionary. Great face.

https://templeofbliss.com/therapists/kathena-sol/

Unknown. Looks like she is fighting the battle against anorexia and winning. Looks like that old sex coach psalm Isadora who is dead. Prolly would crush me if she got on top.

https://templeofbliss.com/therapists/zoe-athena/

Blasted on 420 and ketamines, she is hella cute and willowy. Has the touch of the marfan syndrome in her chest which makes her small tits look great. Rushed the shit out of me. Has terrible tats, like of people playing skeeball at chuck e cheese.

https://templeofbliss.com/therapists/sara-swati/

Looks like skylar from breaking bad. Terrible breath. Nice fake tits and she will use them to stroke you. Too old for a repeat.

https://templeofbliss.com/therapists/rose-gold/

This one has the worst case of man hands ever. Watch that video. She is fat and she appears to be wearing a circus tent. I would not go see her unless it was to board up a storefront.

https://templeofbliss.com/therapists/livia-sirene/

Saw her in the hallway at the marina temple. Average. No interest to try her out. I do not even know if she has been to burning man.

https://templeofbliss.com/therapists/gabriella-dream/

Sexy as hell Italian / Greek descent gal. So lazy her ass hole is like brown. Really sad, because she is at the point where she is turning skinny fat, but she is so lovely. But it is a lazy handie and no verve. Looks like she is asleep. Has some truly horrible tatoos.

https://templeofbliss.com/therapists/dream-astara/

An Aussie porker. Very nice in the Aussie tradition. Very fat in the late 20's la chic who fucks douche bag guys.

[Unnoticed]

First visit here. And it was great. Saw Cici. She is cute and attractive. When she came into the room, she basically slid onto my back tits out body to body, nice intro imo. Gave me a light massage with her hands. Wasn't bad but massage could have been better. Once her hands were done, she asked me if I could flip. Started with a CBJ, and she can suck dick. Then we went into cfs. Finished. Hhr massage was 50 and tipped 120. Enjoyed myself. Would repeat.

Cici was attractive like I said. Great tits! Just enough meat on her to enjoy. Ass was ok but was good to watch bounce.

I should have asked when I was there. Does anyone know if she does BBBJ / cim?

[Noobz]

So apparently Eco is actually open everyday, just not advertising it. And damn, Electra is smoking hot, tall Latina with big naturals and phat ass that won't quit. I'm going to have to figure out how to work this place into my commute home so I can try the variety available there.

[OGswaggyP]

Visitor here. DTLA. Seeking a provider who gives a solid massage and is mobile. PM me if you can help. Thanks in advance.

[Rondooo]

I don't know if they're open right now with the lockdown and all, but this place is the only one in Norwalk that I know of that is guaranteed CFS. The place is not a massage parlor, it's a brothel so no massage. I went earlier this year and got a pretty nice 30 ish Latina with bolt ons and a huge clit (she didn't let me suck on it though hahahaha). Even though it shows as closed, it always been open (you don't enter through front, you enter through back and it looks like a closed business). Feet Good Sole is HJ only (mamasan is legit though if you get her). Cathay massage in Bellflower is nearby and good too, though milfy Chinese.

https://www.rubmaps.ch/erotic-massag...rwalk-ca-22918#rubmaps.

Sounds enticing. What was the damage for cfs.

[HowdyDoody32]

Anyone know of a FS massage Parlor around Norwalk?

I don't know if they're open right now with the lockdown and all, but this place is the only one in Norwalk that I know of that is guaranteed CFS. The place is not a massage parlor, it's a brothel so no massage. I went earlier this year and got a pretty nice 30 ish Latina with bolt ons and a huge clit (she didn't let me suck on it though hahahaha). Even though it shows as closed, it always been open (you don't enter through front, you enter through back and it looks like a closed business). Feet Good Sole is HJ only (mamasan is legit though if you get her). Cathay massage in Bellflower is nearby and good too, though milfy Chinese.

https://www.rubmaps.ch/erotic-massag...rwalk-ca-22918#rubmaps.

[AquaPinstripe]

https://losangeles.rubratings.com/149186

Decided to TOFTT since I didn't see any reports for her and I come back to say it was a complete dud. First I requested her address (or general location) so I would know when I needed to leave, she responded back and finally sent the general location 5 minutes after it was supposed to start, strike 1. After arriving I couldn't get a hold of her and after maybe the third or fourth call she picked up and said she went to the corner store to get food to sober up because she was "tipsy", strike 2. She comes back and drives past my car and asks if that was me, I confirm and she starts to tell me that she needed to change clothes in an alley? I'm an idiot at this point for still trying to see it through but after another 10 minutes passed (almost an hour and a half after agreed time) I said screw it and left. Maybe someone else has had better luck so YMMV but still had bad vibes overall sitting there for that long. Waste my money sure but I can't stand when these girls aren't professional and waste my time.

She cancelled on me twice.

First time she said 'something came up' and it was a personal issue.

2nd time she said she had a problem with a woman in her building or some shit?

I dunno what her deal is.

[Lazymotivated]

This is a FS ONLY place, so you buy a half hour or they will laugh at you. They know exactly what you are there for. Be on your stomach buck naked with just a towel covering your ass when the provider enters. I don't think I ever felt the need to leave money out or anything to indicate what I wanted, I've certainly touched the ladies as they do the massage, especially if they are doing that longer than I would expect. If you want less than FS, go somewhere else or at least pay the FS price, or they won't be at all happy. The massage has ranged anywhere from 2 to 10 minutes depending on whom you get, last one walked on my back and also massaged my hands and feet after the deed for a few minutes since I finished pretty quick. Some dudes report just skipping the massage all together, but I always follow standard procedure.

Much obliged! This was exactly what I needed to know. Thank you.

[Lazymotivated]

Usually, it's been my experience that if you're lying' on the table without your drawers on, it's pretty obvious what you're there for. You could either make up that you've been there before or when they inevitably ask if it's your first time or answer that you've been to other places like it. Usually, if there is a rub and they offer more and hands haven't roamed, they're not quite trusting of you. Yet. If they ask if you'd like anything else, you can ask something like "do you offer any extras" or whatever. That's worked for me in the past but YMMV, of course. Feel out the situation and how comfortable your girl is.

Thank so much for the advice.