Massage Parlor Reports

[Chris873]

Saw Laura this afternoon. Been wanting to check her out based on the pics alone. They definitely are taken at the right angles, but they are 95% accurate. She is very petite, with not much to show up top and a smaller tighter as than the usual crop at CLM, especially out of the girls I've seen thus far. All in all, the experience was the very definition of average. Took a shower before starting and she was waiting on the bed in her bra and panties, told me to get on the bed and off we went. Her massage is basically a body oil rub down save for the calves and the neck which for some reason she focused on. Didn't mind, because I had a sore neck anyway, but it was nevertheless kinda odd. She takes her time before the flip, so be prepared for a solid chunk of your time on your belly. Once I flipped she hopped on me reverse cowgirl style and went to work on my legs before getting to the important spot. She played with the balls for a good while which was actually kinda hot. Then she hopped off, asked if I wanted a L1 finish, which I of course accepted and she went right to work. She did allow my hand to roam where they wanted, but she wasn't exact enthusiastic about it. Once finished, showered again, paid and left. She understands English fine, buts its definitely a second language so conversation was minimal, but she makes an effort to seem happy and make you happy, but she lacks the enthusiasm I've seen with every other girl I've seen. Can't say she was bad, but she's not one of the best either. Just a very average experience. No talk of upgrades either, so not even sure if there is a menu beyond L1. A damn shame, because she has the spinner body I prefer. But I had to find out for myself. Next on the list is Lilly. Any Intel on her before I make the plunge would be appreciated and I will report back once I've seen her as well.

Nice review. Which spa is CLM? Having a hard time figuring out which one that is?

[Fit312]

Hey guys, going to be in the Chicago area Sunday, could anybody point me to a placeqith a really tiny asian? Don't need full ervice but want to leave happy and wouldn't mind seeing some tits. Just want some really small hands.

Most places are still closed, but there was a small girl at Unwind Spa (open as of yesterday) the last two times I was there.

[AngelBravo]

Saw Laura this afternoon. Been wanting to check her out based on the pics alone. They definitely are taken at the right angles, but they are 95% accurate. She is very petite, with not much to show up top and a smaller tighter as than the usual crop at CLM, especially out of the girls I've seen thus far. All in all, the experience was the very definition of average. Took a shower before starting and she was waiting on the bed in her bra and panties, told me to get on the bed and off we went. Her massage is basically a body oil rub down save for the calves and the neck which for some reason she focused on. Didn't mind, because I had a sore neck anyway, but it was nevertheless kinda odd. She takes her time before the flip, so be prepared for a solid chunk of your time on your belly. Once I flipped she hopped on me reverse cowgirl style and went to work on my legs before getting to the important spot. She played with the balls for a good while which was actually kinda hot. Then she hopped off, asked if I wanted a L1 finish, which I of course accepted and she went right to work. She did allow my hand to roam where they wanted, but she wasn't exact enthusiastic about it. Once finished, showered again, paid and left. She understands English fine, buts its definitely a second language so conversation was minimal, but she makes an effort to seem happy and make you happy, but she lacks the enthusiasm I've seen with every other girl I've seen. Can't say she was bad, but she's not one of the best either. Just a very average experience. No talk of upgrades either, so not even sure if there is a menu beyond L1. A damn shame, because she has the spinner body I prefer. But I had to find out for myself. Next on the list is Lilly. Any Intel on her before I make the plunge would be appreciated and I will report back once I've seen her as well.

Lilly is amazing, completely underrated Hispanic hottie. I will warn you that she speaks a little english but if you speak spanish to her you'll have a better time communicating. She's got amazing body, recent new boltons, and a cute face. Solid 8 on the face.

[ShyGuyTwoPly]

Hey guys, going to be in the Chicago area Sunday, could anybody point me to a placeqith a really tiny asian? Don't need full ervice but want to leave happy and wouldn't mind seeing some tits. Just want some really small hands.

[StanleyStankas]

I don't know what's gotten into my 50 yr old AMP g / f lately! I asked her for a BJ and she says, "OK". She cums out wearing a mask with a slit in it! She says," I suck your dick, but no cum in mouth" I did get to fuck her though!! .

Too fuc*in funny. Mr. Balls. I still want your life! Good 1!

[TJGeek]

Saw Laura this afternoon. Been wanting to check her out based on the pics alone. They definitely are taken at the right angles, but they are 95% accurate. She is very petite, with not much to show up top and a smaller tighter as than the usual crop at CLM, especially out of the girls I've seen thus far. All in all, the experience was the very definition of average. Took a shower before starting and she was waiting on the bed in her bra and panties, told me to get on the bed and off we went. Her massage is basically a body oil rub down save for the calves and the neck which for some reason she focused on. Didn't mind, because I had a sore neck anyway, but it was nevertheless kinda odd. She takes her time before the flip, so be prepared for a solid chunk of your time on your belly. Once I flipped she hopped on me reverse cowgirl style and went to work on my legs before getting to the important spot. She played with the balls for a good while which was actually kinda hot. Then she hopped off, asked if I wanted a L1 finish, which I of course accepted and she went right to work. She did allow my hand to roam where they wanted, but she wasn't exact enthusiastic about it. Once finished, showered again, paid and left. She understands English fine, buts its definitely a second language so conversation was minimal, but she makes an effort to seem happy and make you happy, but she lacks the enthusiasm I've seen with every other girl I've seen. Can't say she was bad, but she's not one of the best either. Just a very average experience. No talk of upgrades either, so not even sure if there is a menu beyond L1. A damn shame, because she has the spinner body I prefer. But I had to find out for myself. Next on the list is Lilly. Any Intel on her before I make the plunge would be appreciated and I will report back once I've seen her as well.

She upgraded me to brief BBBJ and CFS for 150.

[ADAvet101]

Saw Laura this afternoon. Been wanting to check her out based on the pics alone. They definitely are taken at the right angles, but they are 95% accurate. She is very petite, with not much to show up top and a smaller tighter as than the usual crop at CLM, especially out of the girls I've seen thus far. All in all, the experience was the very definition of average. Took a shower before starting and she was waiting on the bed in her bra and panties, told me to get on the bed and off we went. Her massage is basically a body oil rub down save for the calves and the neck which for some reason she focused on. Didn't mind, because I had a sore neck anyway, but it was nevertheless kinda odd. She takes her time before the flip, so be prepared for a solid chunk of your time on your belly. Once I flipped she hopped on me reverse cowgirl style and went to work on my legs before getting to the important spot. She played with the balls for a good while which was actually kinda hot. Then she hopped off, asked if I wanted a L1 finish, which I of course accepted and she went right to work. She did allow my hand to roam where they wanted, but she wasn't exact enthusiastic about it. Once finished, showered again, paid and left. She understands English fine, buts its definitely a second language so conversation was minimal, but she makes an effort to seem happy and make you happy, but she lacks the enthusiasm I've seen with every other girl I've seen. Can't say she was bad, but she's not one of the best either. Just a very average experience. No talk of upgrades either, so not even sure if there is a menu beyond L1. A damn shame, because she has the spinner body I prefer. But I had to find out for myself. Next on the list is Lilly. Any Intel on her before I make the plunge would be appreciated and I will report back once I've seen her as well.

[HanginBalls]

I saw a new spa opening listed on RM. It called PTS spa and it by Peterson and Kimball. Have anyone gone there yet? If not when I have some free I will try it and report back.

I don't know what's gotten into my 50 yr old AMP g / f lately! I asked her for a BJ and she says, "OK". She cums out wearing a mask with a slit in it! She says," I suck your dick, but no cum in mouth" I did get to fuck her though!! .

[ComeRapMe]

I was driving in the area and saw there is a now open sign where gunnison used to be (Across Butera) with a new sign for Glory spa. Little man took over, I called, and a tiny asian voice answered. Signed up for an hour. Entered from the back to find a not so tiny asian. I was in need for a strong back rub so I said screw it and paid the hour. Didn't catch her name but on her way out with the donation she said "I busy, the other girl come 2 minutes". Unfortunately an even bigger lady came in (50's? The table was sprayed, wiped, dried by her before asked to lay on it. The massage was strong but very very bad. Had no rhythm, repeated the same motion on the same area wayy to many time and mostly focused on upper back and lower legs, no tease. On the flip, focused mostly on the lower legs (that too just the right LOL). She kept trying to cover me up but was having a hard time because of my size. At the hour mark said "all done". I would have taken a L1 if she offered but she wasn't someone I would want to force an L1 out of so I said "okay" she was surprised I didn't ask for an L1 and offered a hot towel to clean up. I'm sure it's available, the lackluster massage with no tease with her looks, I just wanted to be out of there. I'd pass on this one boys.

[ScottWeir]

Hello Mongers,

I've been actively reading all your reports for the past 6 months and there definitely good knowledge that is being shared. I started this hobby a year ago and have many experiences to share. Here are a few.

River spa on Harlem.

Really good spa. The masseuse is hot and one of my favorites. However she strictly tried to keep it legit. It took me 3 tries before I could get her to agree for a L1. You may not score the first time like I did but I would still go for the quality of the massage and given the fact that she is hot.

Norwood Massage.

First time I had Olga. She gave me an awesome prostate massage and was even able to upgrade to L2. Sadly she isn't there anymore. There is Natalia who also gives a decent massage and L1. The providers here aren't the hottest but if you are desperate then this place isn't bad.

Green Spa Oakbrook.

Just went here recently and the provider is good looking. She had a mask on. The massage was actually good and pretty decent L1 finish. This place was open thought.

Ivy massage Lombard.

Typical Korean place. My most favorite was J. She is the hottest Asian I've come across yet. Nice boobs and ass. I think she qualifies between a spinner and borderline curvy. What makes her even better is her attitude. The moment she walks in she is GFE. I've also had Hanna here but nothing beats J.

Marigold Spa in Glenn Ellyn.

The best here is Bella. She has amazing DD boobs but only L2. Massage is blah, she just rubs for you the time until it's time to flip.

I will keep updating with more.

[OrdLover]

I saw a new spa opening listed on RM. It called PTS spa and it by Peterson and Kimball. Have anyone gone there yet? If not when I have some free I will try it and report back.

[Captain1954]

Decided to dip my toe back in, Yang Yang opened the door in a mask and a sundress that barely covered the good bits, decent AMP massage, then down to business as usual, mask off no kissing but that's not my thing everything else was normal multiple positions etc.

[TJGeek]

Has anyone seen Anita or anyone else from European massage?

https://chicago.rubratings.com/123542

Thanks!

Typical 262 talent, meaning not that impressive compared to other agencies. Tall and thin, face less than attractive, will do FS. Saw her twice not realizing I've seen her before. Not a bad experience, but not worth repeating.

[Jinurso]

Sounds like Claire scaled back her menu a lot. Wonder if it's a COVID thing where she doesn't want to exchange bodily fluids anymore. When I saw her the first couple of times she was the most GFE experience I ever had from a masseuse. The last time was right before the pandemic started and she did reduce her menu just a little bit. Not as much you though.

Finally got around to seeing Claire. Her reviews have been all over the map, so I had to find out for myself. All in all it was a nice experience. The reports on her body are spot on. Big natural tips and a big ass to go with it. She has a great attitude and was a good time. The bad though. Not worth the 200 upcharge for FS. Contrary to previous posts, she's not a GFE, at least for first time clients. Covered everything, no kissing or DATY. Very vanilla menu and the most expensive upcharge I've seen at CLM to date. Perhaps she offers more to established clients, but at $200 upcharge, I likely won't find out.

[ConfuciusMan]

I called today and they were open. I went for my 30 min massage and it was great massage and I left very happy. It was great to be out.