Massage Parlor Reports

[StanleyStankas]

I don't know what's gotten into my 50 yr old AMP g / f lately! I asked her for a BJ and she says, "OK". She cums out wearing a mask with a slit in it! She says," I suck your dick, but no cum in mouth" I did get to fuck her though!! .

Too fuc*in funny. Mr. Balls. I still want your life! Good 1!

[TJGeek]

Saw Laura this afternoon. Been wanting to check her out based on the pics alone. They definitely are taken at the right angles, but they are 95% accurate. She is very petite, with not much to show up top and a smaller tighter as than the usual crop at CLM, especially out of the girls I've seen thus far. All in all, the experience was the very definition of average. Took a shower before starting and she was waiting on the bed in her bra and panties, told me to get on the bed and off we went. Her massage is basically a body oil rub down save for the calves and the neck which for some reason she focused on. Didn't mind, because I had a sore neck anyway, but it was nevertheless kinda odd. She takes her time before the flip, so be prepared for a solid chunk of your time on your belly. Once I flipped she hopped on me reverse cowgirl style and went to work on my legs before getting to the important spot. She played with the balls for a good while which was actually kinda hot. Then she hopped off, asked if I wanted a L1 finish, which I of course accepted and she went right to work. She did allow my hand to roam where they wanted, but she wasn't exact enthusiastic about it. Once finished, showered again, paid and left. She understands English fine, buts its definitely a second language so conversation was minimal, but she makes an effort to seem happy and make you happy, but she lacks the enthusiasm I've seen with every other girl I've seen. Can't say she was bad, but she's not one of the best either. Just a very average experience. No talk of upgrades either, so not even sure if there is a menu beyond L1. A damn shame, because she has the spinner body I prefer. But I had to find out for myself. Next on the list is Lilly. Any Intel on her before I make the plunge would be appreciated and I will report back once I've seen her as well.

She upgraded me to brief BBBJ and CFS for 150.

[ADAvet101]

Saw Laura this afternoon. Been wanting to check her out based on the pics alone. They definitely are taken at the right angles, but they are 95% accurate. She is very petite, with not much to show up top and a smaller tighter as than the usual crop at CLM, especially out of the girls I've seen thus far. All in all, the experience was the very definition of average. Took a shower before starting and she was waiting on the bed in her bra and panties, told me to get on the bed and off we went. Her massage is basically a body oil rub down save for the calves and the neck which for some reason she focused on. Didn't mind, because I had a sore neck anyway, but it was nevertheless kinda odd. She takes her time before the flip, so be prepared for a solid chunk of your time on your belly. Once I flipped she hopped on me reverse cowgirl style and went to work on my legs before getting to the important spot. She played with the balls for a good while which was actually kinda hot. Then she hopped off, asked if I wanted a L1 finish, which I of course accepted and she went right to work. She did allow my hand to roam where they wanted, but she wasn't exact enthusiastic about it. Once finished, showered again, paid and left. She understands English fine, buts its definitely a second language so conversation was minimal, but she makes an effort to seem happy and make you happy, but she lacks the enthusiasm I've seen with every other girl I've seen. Can't say she was bad, but she's not one of the best either. Just a very average experience. No talk of upgrades either, so not even sure if there is a menu beyond L1. A damn shame, because she has the spinner body I prefer. But I had to find out for myself. Next on the list is Lilly. Any Intel on her before I make the plunge would be appreciated and I will report back once I've seen her as well.

[HanginBalls]

I saw a new spa opening listed on RM. It called PTS spa and it by Peterson and Kimball. Have anyone gone there yet? If not when I have some free I will try it and report back.

I don't know what's gotten into my 50 yr old AMP g / f lately! I asked her for a BJ and she says, "OK". She cums out wearing a mask with a slit in it! She says," I suck your dick, but no cum in mouth" I did get to fuck her though!! .

[ComeRapMe]

I was driving in the area and saw there is a now open sign where gunnison used to be (Across Butera) with a new sign for Glory spa. Little man took over, I called, and a tiny asian voice answered. Signed up for an hour. Entered from the back to find a not so tiny asian. I was in need for a strong back rub so I said screw it and paid the hour. Didn't catch her name but on her way out with the donation she said "I busy, the other girl come 2 minutes". Unfortunately an even bigger lady came in (50's? The table was sprayed, wiped, dried by her before asked to lay on it. The massage was strong but very very bad. Had no rhythm, repeated the same motion on the same area wayy to many time and mostly focused on upper back and lower legs, no tease. On the flip, focused mostly on the lower legs (that too just the right LOL). She kept trying to cover me up but was having a hard time because of my size. At the hour mark said "all done". I would have taken a L1 if she offered but she wasn't someone I would want to force an L1 out of so I said "okay" she was surprised I didn't ask for an L1 and offered a hot towel to clean up. I'm sure it's available, the lackluster massage with no tease with her looks, I just wanted to be out of there. I'd pass on this one boys.

[ScottWeir]

Hello Mongers,

I've been actively reading all your reports for the past 6 months and there definitely good knowledge that is being shared. I started this hobby a year ago and have many experiences to share. Here are a few.

River spa on Harlem.

Really good spa. The masseuse is hot and one of my favorites. However she strictly tried to keep it legit. It took me 3 tries before I could get her to agree for a L1. You may not score the first time like I did but I would still go for the quality of the massage and given the fact that she is hot.

Norwood Massage.

First time I had Olga. She gave me an awesome prostate massage and was even able to upgrade to L2. Sadly she isn't there anymore. There is Natalia who also gives a decent massage and L1. The providers here aren't the hottest but if you are desperate then this place isn't bad.

Green Spa Oakbrook.

Just went here recently and the provider is good looking. She had a mask on. The massage was actually good and pretty decent L1 finish. This place was open thought.

Ivy massage Lombard.

Typical Korean place. My most favorite was J. She is the hottest Asian I've come across yet. Nice boobs and ass. I think she qualifies between a spinner and borderline curvy. What makes her even better is her attitude. The moment she walks in she is GFE. I've also had Hanna here but nothing beats J.

Marigold Spa in Glenn Ellyn.

The best here is Bella. She has amazing DD boobs but only L2. Massage is blah, she just rubs for you the time until it's time to flip.

I will keep updating with more.

[OrdLover]

I saw a new spa opening listed on RM. It called PTS spa and it by Peterson and Kimball. Have anyone gone there yet? If not when I have some free I will try it and report back.

[Captain1954]

Decided to dip my toe back in, Yang Yang opened the door in a mask and a sundress that barely covered the good bits, decent AMP massage, then down to business as usual, mask off no kissing but that's not my thing everything else was normal multiple positions etc.

[TJGeek]

Has anyone seen Anita or anyone else from European massage?

https://chicago.rubratings.com/123542

Thanks!

Typical 262 talent, meaning not that impressive compared to other agencies. Tall and thin, face less than attractive, will do FS. Saw her twice not realizing I've seen her before. Not a bad experience, but not worth repeating.

[Jinurso]

Sounds like Claire scaled back her menu a lot. Wonder if it's a COVID thing where she doesn't want to exchange bodily fluids anymore. When I saw her the first couple of times she was the most GFE experience I ever had from a masseuse. The last time was right before the pandemic started and she did reduce her menu just a little bit. Not as much you though.

Finally got around to seeing Claire. Her reviews have been all over the map, so I had to find out for myself. All in all it was a nice experience. The reports on her body are spot on. Big natural tips and a big ass to go with it. She has a great attitude and was a good time. The bad though. Not worth the 200 upcharge for FS. Contrary to previous posts, she's not a GFE, at least for first time clients. Covered everything, no kissing or DATY. Very vanilla menu and the most expensive upcharge I've seen at CLM to date. Perhaps she offers more to established clients, but at $200 upcharge, I likely won't find out.

[ConfuciusMan]

I called today and they were open. I went for my 30 min massage and it was great massage and I left very happy. It was great to be out.

[BeepBopBoop]

Has anyone seen Anita or anyone else from European massage?

https://chicago.rubratings.com/123542

Thanks!

[Oramo]

Finally got around to seeing Claire. Her reviews have been all over the map, so I had to find out for myself. All in all it was a nice experience. The reports on her body are spot on. Big natural tips and a big ass to go with it. She has a great attitude and was a good time. The bad though. Not worth the 200 upcharge for FS. Contrary to previous posts, she's not a GFE, at least for first time clients. Covered everything, no kissing or DATY. Very vanilla menu and the most expensive upcharge I've seen at CLM to date. Perhaps she offers more to established clients, but at $200 upcharge, I likely won't find out.

Way overpriced. With a little research, one can find decent talent for under 250 for full hour of GFE, including BBBJ.

[ADAvet101]

Finally got around to seeing Claire. Her reviews have been all over the map, so I had to find out for myself. All in all it was a nice experience. The reports on her body are spot on. Big natural tips and a big ass to go with it. She has a great attitude and was a good time. The bad though. Not worth the 200 upcharge for FS. Contrary to previous posts, she's not a GFE, at least for first time clients. Covered everything, no kissing or DATY. Very vanilla menu and the most expensive upcharge I've seen at CLM to date. Perhaps she offers more to established clients, but at $200 upcharge, I likely won't find out.

[Angai]

Hi mongers, first time posting here and wanted to share my experience with Zena.

https://chicago.rubratings.com/139866

This was my second time at this location. The first was with Sabrina and she that was a decent experience, not the best but good enough to go back and try one of the other fine ladies she has working with her.

Yesterday decided to call and only girl available was Zena. She is a nice girl but completely botched our encounter and I won't be going back for a 3rd.

Zena is a very petitie woman with tattoos on her neck, arms and chest. Pretty face but I prefer my woman with a bit more meat on them where it matters.

Walk in and I had booked the 2. 5 VIP which included 2 pops for an HR on the milking table.

As we prepared I layed down on my belly on the table and waited about 5 minutes for her to come back in. She came in with sweat pants and a bra on. She started to lightly rub down back and legs for only 15 minutes and then got to work under table with a HE. After another 10 minutes first pop done. She asked me to turn around and brought me a warm towel and that was it, she left the room. As I waited a few minutes to come in the room I realized there was no second pop and 25 minutes into the hour we were done. She came in the room and told me to hurry up and get dressed as there's another client coming in.

I was rushed with a terrible rub down and absolutely no mutual touch or any visual stimulation and won't be back.

I don't recommend Zena and quite frankly won't recommend this location. Photos and content on rubratings looks enticing but in reality it's all marketing.

I appreciate this report I was looking at this place. I had been here before and I liked the milking table I can't remember the name of the Latina I got a massage from but she was decent with 2 pops and just 2 for the VIP. This was the elston and central location, my only problem with the place is that it was convenient for me to visit after work and they don't offer patrons showers and to be blunt the pillows and used tiles smelled like ass. That was the only reason I never repeated otherwise the service was good.