Massage Parlor Reports

**Slow Lee7** · 05-30-20 23:59

Originally Posted by TBrookie1 [View Original Post]

Hi mongers, first time posting here and wanted to share my experience with Zena.

https://chicago.rubratings.com/139866

This was my second time at this location. The first was with Sabrina and she that was a decent experience, not the best but good enough to go back and try one of the other fine ladies she has working with her.

Yesterday decided to call and only girl available was Zena. She is a nice girl but completely botched our encounter and I won't be going back for a 3rd.

Zena is a very petitie woman with tattoos on her neck, arms and chest. Pretty face but I prefer my woman with a bit more meat on them where it matters.

Walk in and I had booked the 2. 5 VIP which included 2 pops for an HR on the milking table.

As we prepared I layed down on my belly on the table and waited about 5 minutes for her to come back in. She came in with sweat pants and a bra on. She started to lightly rub down back and legs for only 15 minutes and then got to work under table with a HE. After another 10 minutes first pop done. She asked me to turn around and brought me a warm towel and that was it, she left the room. As I waited a few minutes to come in the room I realized there was no second pop and 25 minutes into the hour we were done. She came in the room and told me to hurry up and get dressed as there's another client coming in.

I was rushed with a terrible rub down and absolutely no mutual touch or any visual stimulation and won't be back.

I don't recommend Zena and quite frankly won't recommend this location. Photos and content on rubratings looks enticing but in reality it's all marketing.

Thanks for the report. I've been wondering about this place for a while. Tried to setup an appointment a couple of weeks and had to deal with a shitty attitude so I didn't go. I'll scratch this one off of my To Do List.

**PwnLife** · 05-30-20 18:56

Originally Posted by Eddinger [View Original Post]

Guys. Be real about this. You're not going to get a hand job (and only a hand job) from a woman wearing gloves just because that's what statewide regulations say. Before covid AMPs weren't allowed to give you a HJ, or BJ, or BBBJ, or BBBJTC, or Fuck you. And they all did.

They're going to have masks and gloves in the spa so they can show they confrom and then when you're in the room and its time to pay for what you want your going to get what you want and she's going to get the money she wants and now needs even more because its been over 2 months without her being able to get 60-200 $ extra dollars from you because of 5 minutes of jerking you off, or 20 minutes of titty sex, or letting you fuck her. Its going to be fine and fun just like before.

I think this will be different since they can super-easily contract corona themselves compared to your other transmitable STDs and stuff. I guess we will have to see how it goes. Sure they might be wearing gloves and masks at the entrance to stick to regulations, but I think the gloves and mask might just stay on to avoid the virus for their own personal peace of mind.

**TBrookie1** · 05-30-20 09:05

Hi mongers, first time posting here and wanted to share my experience with Zena.

https://chicago.rubratings.com/139866

This was my second time at this location. The first was with Sabrina and she that was a decent experience, not the best but good enough to go back and try one of the other fine ladies she has working with her.

Yesterday decided to call and only girl available was Zena. She is a nice girl but completely botched our encounter and I won't be going back for a 3rd.

Zena is a very petitie woman with tattoos on her neck, arms and chest. Pretty face but I prefer my woman with a bit more meat on them where it matters.

Walk in and I had booked the 2. 5 VIP which included 2 pops for an HR on the milking table.

As we prepared I layed down on my belly on the table and waited about 5 minutes for her to come back in. She came in with sweat pants and a bra on. She started to lightly rub down back and legs for only 15 minutes and then got to work under table with a HE. After another 10 minutes first pop done. She asked me to turn around and brought me a warm towel and that was it, she left the room. As I waited a few minutes to come in the room I realized there was no second pop and 25 minutes into the hour we were done. She came in the room and told me to hurry up and get dressed as there's another client coming in.

I was rushed with a terrible rub down and absolutely no mutual touch or any visual stimulation and won't be back.

I don't recommend Zena and quite frankly won't recommend this location. Photos and content on rubratings looks enticing but in reality it's all marketing.

**Dbiz01** · 05-29-20 19:38

Originally Posted by ApplePiePussy [View Original Post]

Tomorrow's going to be an absolute orgy across the entire state. These girls better be ready.

Got to wait until June 3!!

**HanginBalls** · 05-28-20 21:56

Originally Posted by Jinurso [View Original Post]

I wonder if that will end up being seen as an upgrade too after this. "Managed to talk her into upgrading to a BBHJ for an extra $20. She wanted another $20 to do it maskless but I talked her down to $10".

I'm sitting here reading these posts with my 50 yr old AMP girlfriend (Yes, she's laughing) with her hand on my cock! She just got up and rolled a glove on her hand! I asked her," What's that for"? She responded, " Well, it certainly isn't for your ass" Now she's rolling a condom in her mouth!

Thanks a lot guys! Now I'm getting fully protected sex form my girlfriend whom I've been fucking raw for the last two months!

**ApplePiePussy** · 05-28-20 21:55

Tomorrow's going to be an absolute orgy across the entire state. These girls better be ready.

**Davouch** · 05-28-20 20:58

Originally Posted by Terrapin911 [View Original Post]

Fully agree! Once the doors open it will be business as usual! At least with regulars.

Been looking forward to seeing my favorite Korean gal for what seems like forever now. We have a connection a little bit beyond the norm though. She seems to really enjoy the way I service her in return for how she services me. We both smile real big when we see each other, share soft kisses and hugs while we say hello and catch up. Then usually I enjoy a great rub, and then she always seems anxious to jump on the table and spread her legs wide for me saying "now you service me" (we giggle about it often) which always leads to some passionate fucking and passionate DFK and staring into each others glazed over eyes with pure lust. There are times I have seen her that we have skipped the massage all together and gone straight to "servicing her". She even tells me come see me last call of the day so she can cum before going home for the night. On days I can't make last call and show up early she gets upset with me because if she lets me make her cum she complains she an't work the rest of the day. LOL. Call me crazy but I'm trying to get this gal to date me IRL, get to know me even better and come live with me for a while and if she likes the situation and we got along well I would marry her in a second, but so far no luck. She says she doesn't want to get married til she is done working. LOL. Sorry to drivel like this, but it's been a while now lmao.

But yeah the problem with right now is getting you in the door under lock down without drawing unwanted attention at a time everyone is on edge. When it's acceptable to walk in the front door again I can't at all imagine, at least with regulars, things will be any different than normal. If you are not a regular I could possible see some "vetting" going on for a while I guess.

TP.

Just curious, which AMP is this you are referring to? Please point me to the right direction LOL as I been looking for pretty Korean girl but I am running out of luck!

**Oramo** · 05-28-20 17:12

Originally Posted by Jinurso [View Original Post]

I wonder if that will end up being seen as an upgrade too after this. "Managed to talk her into upgrading to a BBHJ for an extra $20. She wanted another $20 to do it maskless but I talked her down to $10".

BBHJNMNG = no mask no gloves

**Jinurso** · 05-28-20 12:08

Originally Posted by OPIllini [View Original Post]

I miss going to AMPs, and I'm interested to see how things will be once they reopen. I hear you'll be limited to 30-minute sessions. I think if HE is available, it will be a HJ only (and I'm guessing the MT will always have gloves on). What do you guys think?

I wonder if that will end up being seen as an upgrade too after this. "Managed to talk her into upgrading to a BBHJ for an extra $20. She wanted another $20 to do it maskless but I talked her down to $10".

**Terrapin911** · 05-28-20 04:50

Originally Posted by Eddinger [View Original Post]

Guys. Be real about this. You're not going to get a hand job (and only a hand job) from a woman wearing gloves just because that's what statewide regulations say. Before covid AMPs weren't allowed to give you a HJ, or BJ, or BBBJ, or BBBJTC, or Fuck you. And they all did.

They're going to have masks and gloves in the spa so they can show they confrom and then when you're in the room and its time to pay for what you want your going to get what you want and she's going to get the money she wants and now needs even more because its been over 2 months without her being able to get 60-200 $ extra dollars from you because of 5 minutes of jerking you off, or 20 minutes of titty sex, or letting you fuck her. Its going to be fine and fun just like before.

Fully agree! Once the doors open it will be business as usual! At least with regulars.

Been looking forward to seeing my favorite Korean gal for what seems like forever now. We have a connection a little bit beyond the norm though. She seems to really enjoy the way I service her in return for how she services me. We both smile real big when we see each other, share soft kisses and hugs while we say hello and catch up. Then usually I enjoy a great rub, and then she always seems anxious to jump on the table and spread her legs wide for me saying "now you service me" (we giggle about it often) which always leads to some passionate fucking and passionate DFK and staring into each others glazed over eyes with pure lust. There are times I have seen her that we have skipped the massage all together and gone straight to "servicing her". She even tells me come see me last call of the day so she can cum before going home for the night. On days I can't make last call and show up early she gets upset with me because if she lets me make her cum she complains she an't work the rest of the day. LOL. Call me crazy but I'm trying to get this gal to date me IRL, get to know me even better and come live with me for a while and if she likes the situation and we got along well I would marry her in a second, but so far no luck. She says she doesn't want to get married til she is done working. LOL. Sorry to drivel like this, but it's been a while now lmao.

But yeah the problem with right now is getting you in the door under lock down without drawing unwanted attention at a time everyone is on edge. When it's acceptable to walk in the front door again I can't at all imagine, at least with regulars, things will be any different than normal. If you are not a regular I could possible see some "vetting" going on for a while I guess.

TP.

**RDarris** · 05-27-20 17:45

Originally Posted by BabeLover303 [View Original Post]

Long story short, I saw a new post on RM that had AD Health Spa that opened up kind close by.

I texted the number and got in touch with someone saying to call them on Sunday to talk more about details.

I see the ONE review that this place has might be fake but I'm kinda bored and wondering if I should TOFTT

Have you had a chance to check this place out? Live near here but wasn't sure how legit it is. Thanks!

**Yoni Sniffer** · 05-26-20 23:00

Has anyone been to Aroma Thai Spa. I've been looking for a nice Thai massage from a pretty, open girl. I always hear about guys experience in Thailand so I wonder if there is any good Thai girls here. I'd enjoy visiting one soon.

**Eddinger** · 05-26-20 17:21

Guys. Be real about this. You're not going to get a hand job (and only a hand job) from a woman wearing gloves just because that's what statewide regulations say. Before covid AMPs weren't allowed to give you a HJ, or BJ, or BBBJ, or BBBJTC, or Fuck you. And they all did.

They're going to have masks and gloves in the spa so they can show they confrom and then when you're in the room and its time to pay for what you want your going to get what you want and she's going to get the money she wants and now needs even more because its been over 2 months without her being able to get 60-200 $ extra dollars from you because of 5 minutes of jerking you off, or 20 minutes of titty sex, or letting you fuck her. Its going to be fine and fun just like before.

**ApplePiePussy** · 05-26-20 14:22

Guys, there's no way they're going to be able to know or enforce the 30 minute BS. These are the Chinese we are talking about. They will do whatever they please.

**OPIllini** · 05-26-20 13:25

I miss going to AMPs, and I'm interested to see how things will be once they reopen. I hear you'll be limited to 30-minute sessions. I think if HE is available, it will be a HJ only (and I'm guessing the MT will always have gloves on). What do you guys think?