Cream pies

[Dokkennx]

I started getting tested 3 times a year in 2015, and have faithfully maintained. It has become a routine for me every 4 months. I stopped mongering for over 2 months due to the China Virus, but resumed my prolific hobbying in May. I always use an online service paying with my CC, everything is anonymous and my private physician or private insurance is never involved. I never go to the same lab twice in a row so they don't get used to my face. Within a 10 mile radius of my home there are almost 100 different places I could go to. And because they are not testing for diabetes and it does not include a Metabolic Panel, fasting is not as crucial. In fact, I make sure to drink a large cup of coffee on my way to the lab so my urine sample is adequate. I just got tested again 7 days ago, and as always, my 10-panel is 100% negative. My dick is more clean and pristine than Mother Theresa's pussy. I have been very lucky.

I always bring a folded printed copy of my last 3 consecutive test results in all my appointments, and when I try to get BBFS, have always worked to my advantage with girls who are fence sitters. The vast majority of girls have told me I was the very first one who have ever shown them test results, and to bring 3 of the last ones is downright impressive. I know that 99% of the mongers here have never been tested in their lives, and to date I have already had over a dozen.

The girls who are not BB will not care if you bring a hundred test results no matter how much you pay them. Some girls charge extra, others just happen organically. If they are physically attracted to you, then YMMV.

Steak.

Hey Steak,

May I ask what "Online service" you use?

Thanks.

Dokk.

[Mb3333]

It could be hidden currently? Many clubs went dark awhile back and that could be why you can't see it.

Nothing you can do about it.

The club requires Level 1 or higher for access but even if you aren't when you go to clubs. See all clubs on right hand side. These are the only clubs your current level will allow you too see and / or join.

[KingOfFours]

Is worth 10,000 words!

[HapaBoy86]

Clearly I am doing something wrong or it is not named "Safety Club" but I just don't see it.

It could be hidden currently? Many clubs went dark awhile back and that could be why you can't see it.

Nothing you can do about it.

[SteakTartare]

What happened to the public blog you started on HX asking the same question and also asking where to find bareback beauties in LA, OC, and IE? I saw it briefly, was going to respond, then the topic disappeared.

Steak.

Clearly I am doing something wrong or it is not named "Safety Club" but I just don't see it.

[BullWinkle25]

Clearly I am doing something wrong or it is not named "Safety Club" but I just don't see it.

If you're not Level 1 on HX, you won't be able to see the club.

[Member #6037]

Click the Clubs button on top, then See All Clubs in the top right corner, scroll down the list of clubs, choose Safety First more than halfway down the list since it was formed in 2011, then click Petition Owner For Access.

Steak.

Getting access to the club is in itself a hurdle.

[SocalBbfs]

Click the Clubs button on top, then See All Clubs in the top right corner, scroll down the list of clubs, choose Safety First more than halfway down the list since it was formed in 2011, then click Petition Owner For Access.

Steak.

Clearly I am doing something wrong or it is not named "Safety Club" but I just don't see it.

[HapaBoy86]

Fishy pussy is bad pussy.

If you ever encounter that fishy or stenchy smell? 100% promise you'll always remember that smell and never dive into that watering hold again.

Just mt 2 centavos.

[Guy456]

Fishy pussy is bad pussy, period. I passed up fishy pussy bunches of times.

In the pics I've I don't think Steak would put his face down there. The simple stinky finger tells you what you don't want to know.

Thanks for the great advice fellas!

And if I would have taken your advice Dog, I would have avoided an extremely painful STD, I caught a long time ago. It was one of the most painful things I've ever experienced.

[SteakTartare]

Never had the pleasure of an STI in my life, but I am 100% convinced my borrowed time is running out.

I looked at your previous posts and it became k-crystal k-clear why you had the k-drip ha ha ha.

Steak.

But the question is, how many times did you have to visit the doctor between the 10 panel tests to get rid of a "drip"? I had to.

[PlutoKiller]

I started getting tested 3 times a year in 2015, and have faithfully maintained. It has become a routine for me every 4 months. I stopped mongering for over 2 months due to the China Virus, but resumed my prolific hobbying in May. I always use an online service paying with my CC, everything is anonymous and my private physician or private insurance is never involved. I never go to the same lab twice in a row so they don't get used to my face. Within a 10 mile radius of my home there are almost 100 different places I could go to. And because they are not testing for diabetes and it does not include a Metabolic Panel, fasting is not as crucial. In fact, I make sure to drink a large cup of coffee on my way to the lab so my urine sample is adequate. I just got tested again 7 days ago, and as always, my 10-panel is 100% negative. My dick is more clean and pristine than Mother Theresa's pussy. I have been very lucky.

I always bring a folded printed copy of my last 3 consecutive test results in all my appointments, and when I try to get BBFS, have always worked to my advantage with girls who are fence sitters. The vast majority of girls have told me I was the very first one who have ever shown them test results, and to bring 3 of the last ones is downright impressive. I know that 99% of the mongers here have never been tested in their lives, and to date I have already had over a dozen.

The girls who are not BB will not care if you bring a hundred test results no matter how much you pay them. Some girls charge extra, others just happen organically. If they are physically attracted to you, then YMMV.

Steak.

But the question is, how many times did you have to visit the doctor between the 10 panel tests to get rid of a "drip"? I had to.

[HapaBoy86]

BTW. How much extra do you typically add for bb? Is there a magic number you use?

From my perspective every girl is different when it comes to tipping for bare services. My usual starting point is 100 but has gone way more than that on a few occasions.

I always show 5 twenty or a hundy and majority usually bite but some you read the expression in there faces. That's when ya throw a few more twenty and it's game on.

But, as always YMMV's.

But, yes I've been turned down and no biggies. Cause the next appt they buckled and accepted the 100.

Don't know how steak negotiates but once you do it all the time it gets easy.

Also. I keep my money in different pockets. Original donation in left front pocket, bare tips in right front pocket and extra stash in back pockets. I always do my intel before I see a girl so I know I won't get robbed. Always take your clothes with ya wen you shower!

[SaltyDog]

May I ask, how often you get tested? I used to get tested and at first it worked with a couple ladies who wouldn't normally do bb, then I went and got tested again and couldn't find any ladies who would budge.

I think you've answered this before, but do you ask beforehand, in person, or a mix of the two? I sometimes ask before and with others just in person. In person you can see if there is anything nasty down there, or any smells that you would want to avoid going bb though.

BTW. How much extra do you typically add for bb? Is there a magic number you use?

Fishy pussy is bad pussy, period. I passed up fishy pussy bunches of times.

In the pics I've I don't think Steak would put his face down there. The simple stinky finger tells you what you don't want to know.

[SteakTartare]

I started getting tested 3 times a year in 2015, and have faithfully maintained. It has become a routine for me every 4 months. I stopped mongering for over 2 months due to the China Virus, but resumed my prolific hobbying in May. I always use an online service paying with my CC, everything is anonymous and my private physician or private insurance is never involved. I never go to the same lab twice in a row so they don't get used to my face. Within a 10 mile radius of my home there are almost 100 different places I could go to. And because they are not testing for diabetes and it does not include a Metabolic Panel, fasting is not as crucial. In fact, I make sure to drink a large cup of coffee on my way to the lab so my urine sample is adequate. I just got tested again 7 days ago, and as always, my 10-panel is 100% negative. My dick is more clean and pristine than Mother Theresa's pussy. I have been very lucky.

I always bring a folded printed copy of my last 3 consecutive test results in all my appointments, and when I try to get BBFS, have always worked to my advantage with girls who are fence sitters. The vast majority of girls have told me I was the very first one who have ever shown them test results, and to bring 3 of the last ones is downright impressive. I know that 99% of the mongers here have never been tested in their lives, and to date I have already had over a dozen.

The girls who are not BB will not care if you bring a hundred test results no matter how much you pay them. Some girls charge extra, others just happen organically. If they are physically attracted to you, then YMMV.

Steak.

May I ask, how often you get tested? I used to get tested and at first it worked with a couple ladies who wouldn't normally do bb, then I went and got tested again and couldn't find any ladies who would budge.

I think you've answered this before, but do you ask beforehand, in person, or a mix of the two? I sometimes ask before and with others just in person. In person you can see if there is anything nasty down there, or any smells that you would want to avoid going bb though.

BTW. How much extra do you typically add for bb? Is there a magic number you use?