Massage Parlor Reports

**Eddinger** · 05-26-20 17:21

Guys. Be real about this. You're not going to get a hand job (and only a hand job) from a woman wearing gloves just because that's what statewide regulations say. Before covid AMPs weren't allowed to give you a HJ, or BJ, or BBBJ, or BBBJTC, or Fuck you. And they all did.

They're going to have masks and gloves in the spa so they can show they confrom and then when you're in the room and its time to pay for what you want your going to get what you want and she's going to get the money she wants and now needs even more because its been over 2 months without her being able to get 60-200 $ extra dollars from you because of 5 minutes of jerking you off, or 20 minutes of titty sex, or letting you fuck her. Its going to be fine and fun just like before.

**ApplePiePussy** · 05-26-20 14:22

Guys, there's no way they're going to be able to know or enforce the 30 minute BS. These are the Chinese we are talking about. They will do whatever they please.

**OPIllini** · 05-26-20 13:25

I miss going to AMPs, and I'm interested to see how things will be once they reopen. I hear you'll be limited to 30-minute sessions. I think if HE is available, it will be a HJ only (and I'm guessing the MT will always have gloves on). What do you guys think?

**Dbiz01** · 05-26-20 13:20

Originally Posted by SmileySam [View Original Post]

I believe it was the CH7 news.

CH 7 doing good work with its PSA Re: MPs!

**Dbiz01** · 05-26-20 13:16

Originally Posted by Casper27 [View Original Post]

I'm just curious as to what some of you / us are actually waiting for, about this quarantine ending. Is it a rubdown, a legit massage, a HJ from someone. Few of the AMPs actually have attractive massage therapists. I had success calling and visiting an AMP and didn't think much of the session. Average looking woman and ok massage with the standard HJ finish. She did say that they would be available to regulars.

YEP! Heard through the grapevine and directly from a RA at an MP. If they don't know you, then you can forget it.

**Casper27** · 05-26-20 13:12

I'm just curious as to what some of you / us are actually waiting for, about this quarantine ending. Is it a rubdown, a legit massage, a HJ from someone. Few of the AMPs actually have attractive massage therapists. I had success calling and visiting an AMP and didn't think much of the session. Average looking woman and ok massage with the standard HJ finish. She did say that they would be available to regulars.

**Dbiz01** · 05-26-20 13:09

Originally Posted by Wenger [View Original Post]

This document is applicable to businesses that meet the following criteria:

Hair salons, hair braiders, barber shops, nail salons, spas, massage parlors, waxing centers, tattoo parlors, tanning.

Salons, cosmetology schools, hair club services and other providers of personal care services.

In Phase III, services for personal care should be limited to:

I. Services which can be performed while customer and employee are wearing a face covering.

Over their nose and mouth.

IL law allows local governments to adopt a standard MORE stringent then state standard. Pritzker even acknowledged as much on May 25, 2020. So personal care services are not allowed right now, including massages. Now I have no doubt some places are illegally providing services for regular customers. But as far as being currently allowed as far as the city of Chicago, it's a no go. The city is on the lost of the three major hot spots in the U.S., along with Los Angeles and Washington, D.C.

Pritzker acknowledge that Phase 3 doesn't include Chicago, and whether he wanted to or not, IL state law allows local governments to adopt standards more stringent than the state. Technically, the Cook County Commission can clamp down and not allow Phase 3 to not be implemented within the its County. Now I'm sure everyone has heard or knows of an MP illegally providing services. From what I'm aware of, that's been extended to regular customers. But if you want to meet the confines of the law (no pun intended) in Chicago, you'll need to wait until Lightfoot says so. I've heard rumblings that might not be until July 2020 at the earliest. The biggest problem is that Chicago, along with Washington D. C. and Los Angeles, are nationally the three major hotspots. Even Dr. Brix as stated that the three locations are still plateauing, I. E, still increasing, but haven't reach the downside of the curve.

https://www.pjstar.com/news/20200525...-for-reopening

**Wenger** · 05-26-20 06:07

Originally Posted by SmileySam [View Original Post]

The MPs in Illinois except Chicago can open on the 29th. 1/2 hour only massage with mask but we will see how that plays out.

Originally Posted by ApplePiePussy [View Original Post]

Where did you hear about half hour only massage?

This document is applicable to businesses that meet the following criteria:

• Hair salons, hair braiders, barber shops, nail salons, spas, massage parlors, waxing centers, tattoo parlors, tanning.

Salons, cosmetology schools, hair club services and other providers of personal care services.

• In Phase III, services for personal care should be limited to:

I. Services which can be performed while customer and employee are wearing a face covering.

Over their nose and mouth.

Ii. Massages and body treatments (e. G. Body wraps, scrubs) of 30 minutes or less.

https://www2.illinois.gov/dceo/Pages/RestoreILP3.aspx

Hello,

I'd like two 1/2 hour sessions please.

-w.

**SmileySam** · 05-26-20 00:23

Originally Posted by ApplePiePussy [View Original Post]

Where did you hear about half hour only massage?

I believe it was the CH7 news.

**LilMonger** · 05-25-20 23:07

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**ApplePiePussy** · 05-25-20 21:55

Originally Posted by SmileySam [View Original Post]

The MPs in Illinois except Chicago can open on the 29th. 1/2 hour only massage with mask but we will see how that plays out.

Where did you hear about half hour only massage?

**SmileySam** · 05-25-20 18:43

Originally Posted by WillyWonkHer [View Original Post]

So I've been calling an AMP every few days for the past few weeks to see if they'd be (secretly) open or maybe something private and they haven't been answering. Fast forward to yesterday and they answered but said they're still not open. Any chance that's just for legal reasons and there's a way I can get get serviced?

The MPs in Illinois except Chicago can open on the 29th. 1/2 hour only massage with mask but we will see how that plays out.

**Tela1980** · 05-25-20 12:19

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Don't feed the trolls.

A2

**WillyWonkHer** · 05-25-20 11:19

So I've been calling an AMP every few days for the past few weeks to see if they'd be (secretly) open or maybe something private and they haven't been answering. Fast forward to yesterday and they answered but said they're still not open. Any chance that's just for legal reasons and there's a way I can get get serviced?

**Wenger** · 05-25-20 09:10

Originally Posted by Dbiz01 [View Original Post]

Looks like AMPs, or getting a massage in general won't be an option according to Lightfoot's plan. She believes, and rightly so, that Chicago, still a national hotspot for COVID-19, isn't ready yet.

https://blockclubchicago.org/2020/05...eOF9bNoUdgmk_Y

This was from when he initially said the 29th for stage 3. She's saying that restaurants will hopefully be open early June later as they work on getting everything straight, so spa's should (hopefully) be in that too. Getting closer.

https://www.nbcchicago.com/news/loca...unces/2276737/

-w.