Bullshit that has Nothing to do With Pussy

[ChasP44]

https://youtu.be/76D2UGnWJyE

Watch around minute 5.

You hit someone on the head with a blackjack you're going to kill him.

You don't want to do that and risk jail. Better to have more defensive weapons to just disable an attacker temporarily.

Flashlight, pepper spray, stun gun. Stuff like that will render an opponent for a few minutes so you can make a quick exit.

Technically these things are legal to have on your person. Blackjack is designed to shatter bones and kill people with one hit.

Stun guns are illegal as well over a certain voltage. I go for the leg.

[Layne123]

Where are all the desperate out of work strippers selling their tits these dark days?

[ApplePiePussy]

In 7 years of hobbying, I've never had to deal with any of this shit you guys are talking about. And I've never spent more than 300. I usually operate in the mid to lower mid market. This is the stuff you deal with when you mess with the bottom of the barrel drug addicts.

[Admin2]

Could all you Dirty Harry wannabe's please keep this on the stupid shit page?

[Neilsh87]

I carry a blackjack. Easy to conceal and wield. Do not take any training and if you hit someone they are going down.

https://youtu.be/76D2UGnWJyE

Watch around minute 5.

You hit someone on the head with a blackjack you're going to kill him.

You don't want to do that and risk jail. Better to have more defensive weapons to just disable an attacker temporarily.

Flashlight, pepper spray, stun gun. Stuff like that will render an opponent for a few minutes so you can make a quick exit.

Technically these things are legal to have on your person. Blackjack is designed to shatter bones and kill people with one hit.

[Ron M]

Now for some tips, if you're going to go to unreviewed cheap spots you need to be going to a boxing / BJJ gym regularly to workout. You should be able to run, wrestle and box. If you don't want to do all this, go to a proper agency and pay $350.

In my younger days, I liked to get the adrenaline going, so like you I found myself at places like this. I always keep 3 things on my person:

1. Most importantly a flashlight: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uCCa_aQSNnY - watch this video for why this is the best self defense weapon.

In your situation, you mentioned everything was dark. If I was there, I'd have lit up the place like the 4th of July and got a good sense of my bearings. Probably would have left based on what I saw but let's imagine I continued on this adventure. If someone blocks my exit, I shine my light in their face, as he's briefly stunned, I use my weight to push him out of the way of the exit, maybe even set up a foot sweep to put him down and give myself extra time.

2. Pepper Spray: completely legal to have on your person. If a pimp blocks my exit; boom, he's going to get a shot in the eye. Remember, I mentioned staying in shape. As he's temporarily handicapped I'm sprinting out of there.

3. Stun Gun: I have one that looks like a flash drive. If I'm stopped by the cops, everything I have is legal. But if I get pinned down, out it comes and it's going to zap the son of a ***** and debilitate him for about 5 minutes giving me an escape route.

Of course, do all the usual, like you said too but if you want to play this low end monger game you got to put in the work to fight yourself out of a nasty situation.

Note, everything I suggested is defensive. You never know when someone has a gun. I have one too but I'm not about to take it out and try to get into a battle with a pimp and end up in jail / hospital. All the weapons and moves should be practiced purely for self defense and a quick exit.

If seeing a girl is going to get this dangerous I guess we'll have to bring a wingman for protection.

[ChasP44]

So you have pepper spray, a stun gun, a gun, a tactical flashlight that you take to all of your incalls, and are trained in boxing, wrestling and can do a fast sprint in case a tactical retreat is needed after all of that?

I'd have trouble finding my wallet without injuring myself if I were that armed LOL.

I carry a blackjack. Easy to conceal and wield. Do not take any training and if you hit someone they are going down.

[Jinurso]

So you have pepper spray, a stun gun, a gun, a tactical flashlight that you take to all of your incalls, and are trained in boxing, wrestling and can do a fast sprint in case a tactical retreat is needed after all of that?

I'd have trouble finding my wallet without injuring myself if I were that armed LOL.

Now for some tips, if you're going to go to unreviewed cheap spots you need to be going to a boxing / BJJ gym regularly to workout. You should be able to run, wrestle and box. If you don't want to do all this, go to a proper agency and pay $350.

In my younger days, I liked to get the adrenaline going, so like you I found myself at places like this. I always keep 3 things on my person:

1. Most importantly a flashlight: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uCCa_aQSNnY - watch this video for why this is the best self defense weapon.

In your situation, you mentioned everything was dark. If I was there, I'd have lit up the place like the 4th of July and got a good sense of my bearings. Probably would have left based on what I saw but let's imagine I continued on this adventure. If someone blocks my exit, I shine my light in their face, as he's briefly stunned, I use my weight to push him out of the way of the exit, maybe even set up a foot sweep to put him down and give myself extra time.

2. Pepper Spray: completely legal to have on your person. If a pimp blocks my exit; boom, he's going to get a shot in the eye. Remember, I mentioned staying in shape. As he's temporarily handicapped I'm sprinting out of there.

3. Stun Gun: I have one that looks like a flash drive. If I'm stopped by the cops, everything I have is legal. But if I get pinned down, out it comes and it's going to zap the son of a ***** and debilitate him for about 5 minutes giving me an escape route.

Of course, do all the usual, like you said too but if you want to play this low end monger game you got to put in the work to fight yourself out of a nasty situation.

Note, everything I suggested is defensive. You never know when someone has a gun. I have one too but I'm not about to take it out and try to get into a battle with a pimp and end up in jail / hospital. All the weapons and moves should be practiced purely for self defense and a quick exit.

[Neilsh87]

Pcp guy is about 60 years old and this son of a ***** comes out wearing a goddamn dress and panties!!

Now I'm in deep. This is a cluster fuck. I'm starting to feel covid has got to be somewhere in this fucking crack house so I'm getting a bit more nervous.

Now I know you guys are going to give me shit, I know I fucked up not leaving as soon as I walked into a pitch black room. I fucked up giving up the cash in full. And I fucked up staying way too long when I should have just cut my losses.

But its my advice to just stay the fuck as far away from that place as you can!

Now for some tips, if you're going to go to unreviewed cheap spots you need to be going to a boxing / BJJ gym regularly to workout. You should be able to run, wrestle and box. If you don't want to do all this, go to a proper agency and pay $350.

In my younger days, I liked to get the adrenaline going, so like you I found myself at places like this. I always keep 3 things on my person:

1. Most importantly a flashlight: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uCCa_aQSNnY - watch this video for why this is the best self defense weapon.

In your situation, you mentioned everything was dark. If I was there, I'd have lit up the place like the 4th of July and got a good sense of my bearings. Probably would have left based on what I saw but let's imagine I continued on this adventure. If someone blocks my exit, I shine my light in their face, as he's briefly stunned, I use my weight to push him out of the way of the exit, maybe even set up a foot sweep to put him down and give myself extra time.

2. Pepper Spray: completely legal to have on your person. If a pimp blocks my exit; boom, he's going to get a shot in the eye. Remember, I mentioned staying in shape. As he's temporarily handicapped I'm sprinting out of there.

3. Stun Gun: I have one that looks like a flash drive. If I'm stopped by the cops, everything I have is legal. But if I get pinned down, out it comes and it's going to zap the son of a ***** and debilitate him for about 5 minutes giving me an escape route.

Of course, do all the usual, like you said too but if you want to play this low end monger game you got to put in the work to fight yourself out of a nasty situation.

Note, everything I suggested is defensive. You never know when someone has a gun. I have one too but I'm not about to take it out and try to get into a battle with a pimp and end up in jail / hospital. All the weapons and moves should be practiced purely for self defense and a quick exit.

[Dbiz01]

That's for sure! My 50 yr old AMP is now starting to see some of her higher donating regs! The last few days all I've been doing is giving her one hour massages! Last night we laid in bed and noticed I was hard as a rock! "Geez, honey! I'm so sorry! My mouth and pussy are sore! Would you mind jacking off tonight? You can even cum on my face" I was perturbed as much as horny! So, she tickled my balls as I nutted on her face! "Asshole", she called me as I blew on her silky, soft hair!

Sometimes you have to give a little and sometimes you have to take a lot!

Your getting tiring dude. Maybe you should start your own thread entitling it your continuing adventures and save space for meaningful contributions.

[Tela1980]

I think things will be phased, by service and area. We'll be lucky if they allow any near suburbs to open while the city is locked. And the city isn't looking good.

I think spas my be in the later phases, as the interaction is closer. Can't really social distance.

Plus I think that fat fuck Pritzker is going to stall. These Leftist pieces of shit *love* the power.

Leftist Fatboy will not open up COOK county untll September for new school year. Prickser indeed!

[Fdottt]

Saw some girls doing this. But this one is the cherry.

https://tryst.link/escort/angela-thompson

Love Letters? Texting?

Haha this is the definition of BULLSHIT that has NOTHING to do with pussy.

You got guys out there who would still pay for it. Probably some on here.

[Ron M]

Saw some girls doing this. But this one is the cherry.

https://tryst.link/escort/angela-thompson

Love Letters? Texting?

Haha this is the definition of BULLSHIT that has NOTHING to do with pussy.

As ridiculous as this ad is some guys will take her offer. As PT Barnum said, "There's A Sucker Born Every Minute."

[Oramo]

Saw some girls doing this. But this one is the cherry.

https://tryst.link/escort/angela-thompson

Love Letters? Texting?

Haha this is the definition of BULLSHIT that has NOTHING to do with pussy.

I love how detailed the menu is.

[SAnderson75]

Saw some girls doing this. But this one is the cherry.

https://tryst.link/escort/angela-thompson

Love Letters? Texting?

Haha this is the definition of BULLSHIT that has NOTHING to do with pussy.