Massage Parlor Reports

[Muff Diver 305]

From the looks of her dark skin she's definitely an erotic monkey. Give her a yellow or green banana for desert if you ever see her men.

[BigLuber]

Odd! It seems like most of the links were erased. You can check out the first link I posted in my previous post and see the pics of the other providers they have there. I believe they are near the Oakland Park area. Here are more links.

https://escortindex.com/ad/ftlauderd...9233/2/3059535

https://escortfish.ch/ad/view/sensua...lemen/29186888

https://escortfish.ch/ad/view/incall...-love/28719622

https://escortfish.ch/photos/view/954-497-0781/2/

One thing I've learned in 30 plus years of Hobby Mongering is to always be suspicious of ads. I'm Googling the ph#, I'm searching the email and names, and I'm checking for a history of same / similar ads in other cities across the country. Then maybe I'll call her on Google Voice.

The pics are important too, credibility in pictures is a must. For example, If she's got pics from her on vacation in Colorado with the mountains behind her, I'm thinking fake or stolen profile here.

If the girl in the ad is overly dressed in fancy surroundings, that's a red flag for me, she; s probably fake. But if she's going a mirror selfie in her underwear, she's more likely to be legit. Photos on a bed in a cheap motel or in a public place that is definiyely not upscale also helps to lend credibility.

T-shirt or just nude, face pics, more than one, and a local physical place or area like and. Miami or Biscayne in Miami Shores or someplace I can go to is a definite plus in credibility.

And a phone number, especially a 305,786 or 954 area code is even better. The email me and I will send you my address scam doesn't appeal to me.

Take Dee here for example, she's 100% real and easy to negotiate with once you get use to her wacky manner.

But she meets all the criteria for a real girl in an ad. This girl does everything but anal.

https://www.eroticmonkey.ch/dee-dee-escort-miami-281936

https://backpage.com.listcrawler.eu/...iami/50122693/

[Bladder20]

The one in error: 404 - Page not found looks familiar.

Odd! It seems like most of the links were erased. You can check out the first link I posted in my previous post and see the pics of the other providers they have there. I believe they are near the Oakland Park area. Here are more links.

https://escortindex.com/ad/ftlauderd...9233/2/3059535

https://escortfish.ch/ad/view/sensua...lemen/29186888

https://escortfish.ch/ad/view/incall...-love/28719622

https://escortfish.ch/photos/view/954-497-0781/2/

[BigLuber]

Any info on this place?

I've been seeing these ads from this place for the past few months now. Any one has any info? It looks like more than a rub happens there, and some of the women in their ads look decent.

https://escortfish.ch/photos/view/954-515-2661

https://escortindex.com/ad/ftlauderd...5151/6/3052599

https://escortindex.com/ad/ftlauderd...0781/6/3028186

https://adultsearch.com/florida/fort...scorts/1882677

https://adultsearch.com/florida/fort...scorts/1907657

https://escortindex.com/ad/ftlauderd...9838/6/3056662

https://escortindex.com/ad/ftlauderd...2661/6/2854334

The one in error: 404 - Page not found looks familiar.

[Bladder20]

Any info on this place?

I've been seeing these ads from this place for the past few months now. Any one has any info? It looks like more than a rub happens there, and some of the women in their ads look decent.

https://escortfish.ch/photos/view/954-515-2661

https://escortindex.com/ad/ftlauderd...5151/6/3052599

https://escortindex.com/ad/ftlauderd...0781/6/3028186

https://adultsearch.com/florida/fort...scorts/1882677

https://adultsearch.com/florida/fort...scorts/1907657

https://escortindex.com/ad/ftlauderd...9838/6/3056662

https://escortindex.com/ad/ftlauderd...2661/6/2854334

[Orelius]

Disregard.

This reminded me of a line from the movie "Men Of Honor" Navy diver, stand down. - Diver, you will disregard.

[ManyAmp]

Called this place if they are open and said yes, but the lady told me to park at the back. Got to the place and get 1/2 for 45 ,massage is in rushed since as if she is nervous, but anyway got able to release the load for $ CFS. Be back once pandemic is over.

Disregard, Good Luck Spa Oakland Park.

[BigLuber]

Called this place if they are open and said yes, but the lady told me to park at the back. Got to the place and get 1/2 for 45 ,massage is in rushed since as if she is nervous, but anyway got able to release the load for $ CFS. Be back once pandemic is over.

"Called this place" What place, a car lot, a Chinese take-out? And Admin didn't delete this post as having no significant value?

[ManyAmp]

Called this place if they are open and said yes, but the lady told me to park at the back. Got to the place and get 1/2 for 45 ,massage is in rushed since as if she is nervous, but anyway got able to release the load for $ CFS. Be back once pandemic is over.

Guess you mean Good Luck Spa in Oakland Park. My bad?

[ManyAmp]

Called this place if they are open and said yes, but the lady told me to park at the back. Got to the place and get 1/2 for 45 ,massage is in rushed since as if she is nervous, but anyway got able to release the load for $ CFS. Be back once pandemic is over.

Inquiring minds would like to know. Place?

[Orelius]

Called this place if they are open and said yes, but the lady told me to park at the back. Got to the place and get 1/2 for 45 ,massage is in rushed since as if she is nervous, but anyway got able to release the load for $ CFS. Be back once pandemic is over.

Thanks for the detailed info. Now we know the exact location and name of wherever this place is and what its called. And that whatever the name is, that its open. And whomever her name is what she charges. Wait you're not the same guy that gives the location in google code with the latitude and longitude?

[Bato5613]

Called this place if they are open and said yes, but the lady told me to park at the back. Got to the place and get 1/2 for 45 ,massage is in rushed since as if she is nervous, but anyway got able to release the load for $ CFS. Be back once pandemic is over.

[Bato5613]

Checked out the Lucky 7 last night. Parked in front of an LMP next door. Sat in my car for a while to do some recon. I was a bit baked so I was over analyzing everything. When I arrived a dude in a light blue baseball cap was walking in. I read that there were three girls working so I figured I would wait a few minutes in case someone else was already in there. I wanted to have a choice of at least two girls! That plan didn't work out because guys started showing up left and right. First Ernest Hemingway in his red Tesla, then happy go lucky South Carolina dude, then older.

Cadillac dude (aka Blue Balls) tried the Latina spa but got no answer so he walked next door to Lucky. 2 Mexican dudes show up a few minutes later at the LMP. Curvy middle aged girl opens the frosted glass front door that you could see through. They go in, get the speech and bail. Blue balls comes out of Lucky 15 minutes later and stomps back over to the Latina spa. Rings the doorbell repeatedly. No answer. So he starts to walk away and I'm thinking "Dude! Wait. She's in there. This is right up your alley" and then. A shadow appears behind the frosted glass. Bingo. Lue walks in and gets the speech then they walk into another room. Another match made in heaven. For about 5 minutes. Then BlueBalls walks out again disappointed. That's when he got his nickname. So now I've seen four guys go in and three come out so I'm making my move. I ring the doorbell and One of the thick girls answers. She doesn't even ask how long or say how much she just leads me into a room. She gives Johnson a little touchy feely and says 30 minutes $45,60 minutes $60. I usually start with 30 the first time I visit a place to cut my losses but for an extra $15 bucks I thought I would chance it. The massage sucked. Mostly light rubbing and tickling. 30 minutes into it, the pillow comes out and it's time to flip. She grabbed Johnson and asked if he was happy. She said tip is 60. I responded in disbelief but figured ok, I'll do 60 but I'm going to milk it. So she takes her dress off and starts. I was disappointed that although she's thick, she had zero ass. I know. None of them have asses. 🙄. Well she did have a decent rack and she oiled them up and used them as a massage aid. When I was done I looked at the clock and still had 15 minutes left so I just laid there like I was expecting more massage and she complied. Did some foot and leg massage until the hour was up. And that was it. Another average AMP visit. I was surprised how many AMPs I saw on Oakland Park.

Is 60 a FS or just HE?

[Jack76]

Checked out the Lucky 7 last night. Parked in front of an LMP next door. Sat in my car for a while to do some recon. I was a bit baked so I was over analyzing everything. When I arrived a dude in a light blue baseball cap was walking in. I read that there were three girls working so I figured I would wait a few minutes in case someone else was already in there. I wanted to have a choice of at least two girls! That plan didn't work out because guys started showing up left and right. First Ernest Hemingway in his red Tesla, then happy go lucky South Carolina dude, then older.

Cadillac dude (aka Blue Balls) tried the Latina spa but got no answer so he walked next door to Lucky. 2 Mexican dudes show up a few minutes later at the LMP. Curvy middle aged girl opens the frosted glass front door that you could see through. They go in, get the speech and bail. Blue balls comes out of Lucky 15 minutes later and stomps back over to the Latina spa. Rings the doorbell repeatedly. No answer. So he starts to walk away and I'm thinking "Dude! Wait. She's in there. This is right up your alley" and then. A shadow appears behind the frosted glass. Bingo. Lue walks in and gets the speech then they walk into another room. Another match made in heaven. For about 5 minutes. Then BlueBalls walks out again disappointed. That's when he got his nickname. So now I've seen four guys go in and three come out so I'm making my move. I ring the doorbell and One of the thick girls answers. She doesn't even ask how long or say how much she just leads me into a room. She gives Johnson a little touchy feely and says 30 minutes $45,60 minutes $60. I usually start with 30 the first time I visit a place to cut my losses but for an extra $15 bucks I thought I would chance it. The massage sucked. Mostly light rubbing and tickling. 30 minutes into it, the pillow comes out and it's time to flip. She grabbed Johnson and asked if he was happy. She said tip is 60. I responded in disbelief but figured ok, I'll do 60 but I'm going to milk it. So she takes her dress off and starts. I was disappointed that although she's thick, she had zero ass. I know. None of them have asses. 🙄. Well she did have a decent rack and she oiled them up and used them as a massage aid. When I was done I looked at the clock and still had 15 minutes left so I just laid there like I was expecting more massage and she complied. Did some foot and leg massage until the hour was up. And that was it. Another average AMP visit. I was surprised how many AMPs I saw on Oakland Park.

[Orelius]

What was your damage out the door?

$45 for house fee+ $. 40. Now I must say I don't visit massage parlors much and have not yet honed my negotiation skills. I tried to follow the recommendations of others on here and that is to not ask how much. Also I did not try to negotiate her down or have the money out with the idea of take it or leave it.