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[Mayor Quimby]

Definitely looks TGTBT.

-w.

Those pics are off a models IG page. Definitely not legit.

[Jc2490]

Saw this posted ad. Looks very nice but I'm suspicious https://yolo.com.listcrawler.eu/post...cago/50055416/.

C'Mon. It took all of 5 seconds to Google her picture. It is a Ukrainian model.

[RedHead169]

Saw this posted ad. Looks very nice but I'm suspicious https://yolo.com.listcrawler.eu/post...cago/50055416/.

Definitely TGTBT.

https://pikdo.info/u/misscandece/4976850686

[Wenger]

Saw this posted ad. Looks very nice but I'm suspicious https://yolo.com.listcrawler.eu/post...cago/50055416/.

Definitely looks TGTBT.

-w.

[ArabDeelight]

Saw this posted ad. Looks very nice but I'm suspicious https://yolo.com.listcrawler.eu/post...cago/50055416/.

[ArabDeelight]

This is my first post, but I saw you ask about her and had to reply. It was my worst experience of all time. Banged up Cicero hotel.

Finished round one. Pimp walks out of the bathroom and gets loud. I left even though I paid for two.

Maybe it's a better experience if you go in for a quick, but like I mentioned it's still a very sketchy location.

LOL,

I also had a bad experience with her. Same run down place. I have to admit she is very easy on the eyes but her attitude is pretty much terrible. Also was confronted by pimp came out of bathroom. I think I'll trust my Spidey sense and not go to shady locations. Guys don't take the chance even if they look super hot.

[Ron M]

No judgment from me. I've had my share of being way too patient in pursuit of pussy and I've been burned as often as I've been rewarded. It's all part of the adventure.

I've seen some people on this board say don't pay ahead of time before. I've never heard of that before coming here. What are you doing instead? The rule for as long as I can remember is come over, use the bathroom, put the money on the sink, come out, she "freshens up" in the bathroom and collects and counts the money then we start. I've never done it any other way and I've never known an escort to do it any other way.

Does it work differently for the $100 types?

This question gets asked every now and then.

My position is never ever pay upfront before you play. Once you pay her the advantage is on her side. She can rip you off or short you on time. She insists on payment upfront just walk out. In my playtime adventures I got ripped off paying upfront when I started in this game. Since that moment I always pay after the session is over. No exceptions.

[Tippe]

Lmao, but that's what we live for man. I almost got tased because I walked out on a provider that had a super deep voice. I can still hear and remember electricity arcing in my face till this day.

Out of the game for a while but dipping my toes back in the water. Good to remind myself of red flags, but the little head took over for too long before I got the hell out of there.

[Sampso]

No judgment from me. I've had my share of being way too patient in pursuit of pussy and I've been burned as often as I've been rewarded. It's all part of the adventure.

I've seen some people on this board say don't pay ahead of time before. I've never heard of that before coming here. What are you doing instead? The rule for as long as I can remember is come over, use the bathroom, put the money on the sink, come out, she "freshens up" in the bathroom and collects and counts the money then we start. I've never done it any other way and I've never known an escort to do it any other way.

Does it work differently for the $100 types?

I've been to the downtown hotel to bang a 20 year old hottie before for $$ and your description is usually how it goes. I usually do outcall to avoid situations like I had last night. I give anyone new I have over a run down of how I like to do things concerning cash. I count out the cash in front of her so she's confident its all there, but once we start the money is on the table in plain view of us both. If she runs out, I run after her. If she holds up her end, shell have no issues with me. Some girls arent with it, so I pass on those. I should have done something similar last night but again thinking with the little head.

Most guys have been burned once or twice paying upfront as I have previously, before my encounter yesterday. If you're using agencies I'd guess the chances are less you get taken. I've had better luck finding a hottie down on her luck needing a few quick bucks and not willing to go the agency route herself.

So in all, its up to you and what you're comfortable with and willing to accept. As I stated in the beginning of my original post, I had been out of the game since I had found a few regulars I was rotating threw. Covid really put a dent in those 3 so being out of the game so long, my level of tolerance for bullshit was quite high. It has since come down considerably after last night. Everyone has their own level of what they will accept and what is a deal breaker. Evidently, senior cross dressers penetrating themselves in front of me was my threshold. LOL.

[Sampso]

First off, it's a good thing you made it out safely. Now with that being said, that is one wild ass story. A 60 year old crossdresser on pcp ramming his own ass with a dildo. WTF lmao. I honestly don't know if I would have even waited as long as you did. That must have been the craziest thing you have ever seen as it ranks up there as one of the wildest stories I have ever read.

I'm still having a hard time thinking about it. New rule for myself is dark ass room, get the fuck out. I usually do outcall. This one was close by so I said fuck it lets check it out.

I had 3 regular girls I was rotating threw, all fall off because of covid. Now I'm back to square one plus covid. Sucks, but not as bad as my experience last night.

[RebelFett]

No judgment from me. I've had my share of being way too patient in pursuit of pussy and I've been burned as often as I've been rewarded. It's all part of the adventure.

I've seen some people on this board say don't pay ahead of time before. I've never heard of that before coming here. What are you doing instead? The rule for as long as I can remember is come over, use the bathroom, put the money on the sink, come out, she "freshens up" in the bathroom and collects and counts the money then we start. I've never done it any other way and I've never known an escort to do it any other way.

Does it work differently for the $100 types?

Thank you. Appreciate the heads up.

[MoneyT]

Out of the game for a while but dipping my toes back in the water. Good to remind myself of red flags, but the little head took over for too long before I got the hell out of there.

Do NOT go to the 4300 block of north Cicero avenue for an incall! She was relatively close in proximity so I sent her a text. She replied back with hh and hr options so I took the hh and got on the road. Walked in to a mid 30's, maybe closer to 40 year old woman who fit my type. Thin, petite, decent looking and a nice demeanor. Once we arrived at the top of the stairs, she opened the door and it was pitch black (1st red flag). We talked for a brief minute before she started her stories about drugs and she mentioned she was waiting for them to arrive. Just some weed so I wasnt too concerned and I've been in worse spots before. She asks for cash and my dumbass gave it to her in full. SURPRISE! The drugs she was waiting on were in the other room when the pimp / crack dealer came out and broke her off a fat rock.

Now I've dealt with crackheads before but its been so long I just went with the flow. Pimp / crack dealer was a big dude and seemed pleasant and I was there for love, not war. So we sat on a couch in the living room and had a cig as she stated her friends were leaving and then we could start. Pimp / CD runs out for smokes so I'm thinking let me blow my load while hes gone and gtfot. She wasnt having it, making small talk while I'm asking her to let me bang her and just go home. I've now been there for probably 25 minutes and she says she's sorry for the wait, her friends are leaving soon and she will give me more time. I'm like ok this can't get too much worse.

SURPRISE! So my dumbass lights another cig and out comes another rock star. She goes on to tell me hes on pcp. Great!! She tells me hes just going to shower and his ride will be here to pick him and the pimp / CD up and we can get to business. Now I'm starting to plot my escape. This is just too much but I'm an easy going guy so I'm just hanging and hoping I'm going to plow this chick and head home. Were up to an hour of me being there at this point.

This broad waits for pcp guy to get out of the shower and then she jumps in the shower right after he gets out. The water in the shower has been running 40 plus minutes, I eventually see her get out with a towel around her, hair wet so I'm thinking to myself we got to be close to starting. She asks if I'm doing ok and I politely state I'm just waiting on her. Now she disappears completely. Pcp guy is about 60 years old and this son of a ***** comes out wearing a goddamn dress and panties!!

Now I'm in deep. This is a cluster fuck. I'm starting to feel covid has got to be somewhere in this fucking crack house so I'm getting a bit more nervous. Now I don't want to just eat the cash, but my life is worth more than a few bucks and this freak show has gone on long enough. I put my jacket on and magically she appears again with the same story from an hour ago. They're leaving, ill give you more time etc. And disappears again. Pcp guy comes back with a dildo and a jar of vaseline and starts ramming his ass with the dildo. I'm frozen! Ice cold frozen! I got to get the fuck out of here! Who knows what pcp guy will do if I just bolt so I look at my phone while pcp guy fucks himself and I'm just shook. Finally, pcp guy has had enough of his dildo and heads toward the bathroom. I ran out of that motherfucker like I've never ran before!! Threw the McDonald's parking lot and down an alley so pcp guy or anyone else doesn't see where I'm headed.

I just got home. I'm safe and hopefully don't have covid but at this point I'm still scared as fuck. Absolute shitshow!

Now I know you guys are going to give me shit, I know I fucked up not leaving as soon as I walked into a pitch black room. I fucked up giving up the cash in full. And I fucked up staying way too long when I should have just cut my losses.

This is only my experience personally. Others may have a more pleasant time under different circumstances. I for one won't even be patronizing that McDonald's for fear I may have flashbacks.

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But its my advice to just stay the fuck as far away from that place as you can!

First off, it's a good thing you made it out safely. Now with that being said, that is one wild ass story. A 60 year old crossdresser on pcp ramming his own ass with a dildo. WTF lmao. I honestly don't know if I would have even waited as long as you did. That must have been the craziest thing you have ever seen as it ranks up there as one of the wildest stories I have ever read.

[MoneyT]

This is my first post, but I saw you ask about her and had to reply. It was my worst experience of all time. Banged up Cicero hotel.

Finished round one. Pimp walks out of the bathroom and gets loud. I left even though I paid for two.

Maybe it's a better experience if you go in for a quick, but like I mentioned it's still a very sketchy location.

This is the 2nd time I have heard about a pimp hiding in the bathroom with this one. And I believe that was told sometime last year. Easy way to check. When you arrive, ask if you can freshen up in the bathroom. Any female in this business should be okay with this. If she says no, simply turn around and leave. Do not leave the money, just bolt out of there.

[Jinurso]

No judgment from me. I've had my share of being way too patient in pursuit of pussy and I've been burned as often as I've been rewarded. It's all part of the adventure.

I've seen some people on this board say don't pay ahead of time before. I've never heard of that before coming here. What are you doing instead? The rule for as long as I can remember is come over, use the bathroom, put the money on the sink, come out, she "freshens up" in the bathroom and collects and counts the money then we start. I've never done it any other way and I've never known an escort to do it any other way.

Does it work differently for the $100 types?

Now I know you guys are going to give me shit, I know I fucked up not leaving as soon as I walked into a pitch black room. I fucked up giving up the cash in full. And I fucked up staying way too long when I should have just cut my losses.

This is only my experience personally. Others may have a more pleasant time under different circumstances. I for one won't even be patronizing that McDonald's for fear I may have flashbacks.

Escort Lawrence and Cicero. Chicago, Illinois 872-888-7515 escortalligator.

https://escortalligator.com.listcraw...cago/50025462/

But its my advice to just stay the fuck as far away from that place as you can!

[AnonR]

Has anybody met or dreamt of this girl? Might see her this upcoming week and any info would be helpful.

https://escortalligator.com.listcraw...cago/49674301/

This is my first post, but I saw you ask about her and had to reply. It was my worst experience of all time. Banged up Cicero hotel.

Finished round one. Pimp walks out of the bathroom and gets loud. I left even though I paid for two.

Maybe it's a better experience if you go in for a quick, but like I mentioned it's still a very sketchy location.