Escort Reports

[Large Ess]

Still interested in comparing notes with anyone who has seen this lady. I was extremely happy with our experiences but then she sent me the oddest message that I have received in my two decades of mongering. She wasn't angry with my actions or anything like that. I don't want to say anything more because I want to see what others have experienced with her. She has been on SA for at least three years and is still active.

[SteakTartare]

Oh my god I don't even know what to say. Finally met with them after contemplating for weeks. Never pulled the trigger because the price was so fuckin high but it was so worth it. Tightest I've ever been in and lets you do bb everything if you have real recent test results. Head game was out of this world. Never going to another girl again this chick the fuckin goat.

I vote this as the most useless first post ever.

I would like to formally second that motion.

The only thing I got from his post is that his name is Tyrone, he appears to work for the British Broadcasting Corporation, and he likes to fuck goats. I am actually disappointed because I assumed our colorful friends from across the pond would prefer to fuck sheep instead.

That didn't sound too baaaaaad.

Steak.

[PriscillaM]

That's right up there with "I beat my dick like it owed me money".

Sorry, I realize this post isn't helpful for providing intel but I think it's important to call out a particularly artful review from time to time. Nice one PM. Always enjoy the advanced metaphors and similes.

Thank you for the compliment. I actually saw this creature recently, but portrayed it as a long ago visit. Lots of duds here are making it a habit to send these reports to their BBFS faves. Like it is some big fucken secret that BBFS is as popular as a hoodie. Scandalous I tell you, what with the high r0 rate for transmission of HIV in heterosexual sex.

[DannyFknKay]

I think secretly sasha was one of the first gals I saw on one of the newer sites.

First off, the photo shopping of her pictures is as masterful as Einstein's later works on the theory of relativity. Her face looks like it was eaten by a pack of wild pomeranians.

She is addicted to some shit. Her place was full of these fucken sayings about the 12 steps and shit, meanwhile her ass is rashed up like she has the worse case of meth induced cellulitis since the casting for extras on breaking bad.

I do think she is a female, but she is pretty fucken diesel.

It is a very uncomfortable session, she sweats like she has a case of primary focal hyperhidrosis.

She sucks your dick like she is trying to collect from it.

She will swallow.

BBFS is available.

She is tall.

That's right up there with "I beat my dick like it owed me money".

Sorry, I realize this post isn't helpful for providing intel but I think it's important to call out a particularly artful review from time to time. Nice one PM. Always enjoy the advanced metaphors and similes.

[Mintzpo]

I vote this as the most useless first post ever.

I would like to formally second that motion.

[BikiniFan]

Oh my god I don't even know what to say. Finally met with them after contemplating for weeks. Never pulled the trigger because the price was so fuckin high but it was so worth it. Tightest I've ever been in and lets you do bb everything if you have real recent test results. Head game was out of this world. Never going to another girl again this chick the fuckin goat.

I vote this as the most useless first post ever.

[FlyPunter]

I think secretly sasha was one of the first gals I saw on one of the newer sites.

First off, the photo shopping of her pictures is as masterful as Einstein's later works on the theory of relativity. Her face looks like it was eaten by a pack of wild pomeranians.

She is addicted to some shit. Her place was full of these fucken sayings about the 12 steps and shit, meanwhile her ass is rashed up like she has the worse case of meth induced cellulitis since the casting for extras on breaking bad.

I do think she is a female, but she is pretty fucken diesel.

It is a very uncomfortable session, she sweats like she has a case of primary focal hyperhidrosis.

She sucks your dick like she is trying to collect from it.

She will swallow.

BBFS is available.

She is tall.

LOL, hyperhidrosis? I think I may have dealt with this as a teenager. Haven't heard that term in a while. Your description of your experience tells me to stay away LOL. Thanks for the heads up.

[FlyPunter]

Oh my god I don't even know what to say. Finally met with them after contemplating for weeks. Never pulled the trigger because the price was so fuckin high but it was so worth it. Tightest I've ever been in and lets you do bb everything if you have real recent test results. Head game was out of this world. Never going to another girl again this chick the fuckin goat.

Huh? Who are you even talking about? Useless post unless you can clarify. "Them", as in more than one or "this chick" signifying one?

[Braddock1]

Oh my god I don't even know what to say. Finally met with them after contemplating for weeks. Never pulled the trigger because the price was so fuckin high but it was so worth it. Tightest I've ever been in and lets you do bb everything if you have real recent test results. Head game was out of this world. Never going to another girl again this chick the fuckin goat.

Uh. Congrats? You know, any sort of info about who you're talking about would be great.

[TyroneBBC]

Oh my god I don't even know what to say. Finally met with them after contemplating for weeks. Never pulled the trigger because the price was so fuckin high but it was so worth it. Tightest I've ever been in and lets you do bb everything if you have real recent test results. Head game was out of this world. Never going to another girl again this chick the fuckin goat.

[Barebacking]

I haven't. Is she still worth it?

She's older now and still provides a great service. Check her out and see if she's worth it. She has aged quite a bit since those photos were taken, though.

[IAmGib1]

I think if you google secretly sasha escort los angeles it's her. She should be the one that is blonde and looks trans LOL.

That clears that up. No trans for me. LOL.

[MrChaco]

Every escort I've been in contact with has asked me to get Steam gift cards as payment, they have asked me to take one of the gift cards scratch off the number so they can confirm the amount and if the card is legit before seeing me, I have been mongering for 30 years but never with escorts, that right there race is all sorts of red flags for me because I don't like getting f* ripped off, is this something that is totally common with all escorts on alligator escort etc or am I getting played. For escorts have told me to do the same thing I would like to think it's legitimate but the street smart part of me does not want to get scammed, does anyone have any experience with this and whether it's legit or am I being played thank you very much.

You're being Played, don't be a fool.

[PriscillaM]

https://www.humaniplex.com/profiles/SECRETLYSAGE

I think secretly sasha was one of the first gals I saw on one of the newer sites.

First off, the photo shopping of her pictures is as masterful as Einstein's later works on the theory of relativity. Her face looks like it was eaten by a pack of wild pomeranians.

She is addicted to some shit. Her place was full of these fucken sayings about the 12 steps and shit, meanwhile her ass is rashed up like she has the worse case of meth induced cellulitis since the casting for extras on breaking bad.

I do think she is a female, but she is pretty fucken diesel.

It is a very uncomfortable session, she sweats like she has a case of primary focal hyperhidrosis.

She sucks your dick like she is trying to collect from it.

She will swallow.

BBFS is available.

She is tall.

[Highlander 777]

Every escort I've been in contact with has asked me to get Steam gift cards as payment, they have asked me to take one of the gift cards scratch off the number so they can confirm the amount and if the card is legit before seeing me, I have been mongering for 30 years but never with escorts, that right there race is all sorts of red flags for me because I don't like getting f* ripped off, is this something that is totally common with all escorts on alligator escort etc or am I getting played. For escorts have told me to do the same thing I would like to think it's legitimate but the street smart part of me does not want to get scammed, does anyone have any experience with this and whether it's legit or am I being played thank you very much.