Massage Parlor Reports

**HarryDude** · 05-18-20 13:09

Hello guys,

Never posted but long time lurker. Thanks for the advice over the years.

I'm wanting to try downriver Nuru gal have read a lot of reviews from the archived pages, most are 2016,17'and 18'. Only a few negative. Just the one about the FJ.

My question is anyone seen her recently? Like last month or this that can provide an update.

I did see breeze during this, the whole neighbor thing got me spoke but had an OK job. Good gosh the talking LOL.

**Concupiscent69** · 05-18-20 12:03

Originally Posted by Incognito1234 [View Original Post]

Every day that site gets worse with the spam ads. It's getting overwhelmed and whoever owns it is just letting it die from that. I'd been looking at Escort Babylon and either the girls aren't posting as much or it isn't updated. What's worse is that it's starting to get spammed to death too.

About a year ago, the site was overwhelmed with fake ads and was temporarily offline to clean house. They did a good job of eliminating the fakes but they slowly merged in again, as I expect will always be the case with most sites.

**Lemay591** · 05-18-20 12:03

Might try to see her tomorrow. But I live up by Troy just how far downriver do I need to go. Just trying to figure out the time so I know when I call her just how long it might take me to get there. If someone want to pm me her address so I can Google map directions that would be great just hate to get lost.

**DirtyOne313** · 05-18-20 11:51

Originally Posted by Amauer13 [View Original Post]

A few weeks ago I texted Lisa (who sometimes works with Bonita) and set up an appointment with just her. There was a very mild delay in communication, but never more than a day. She had a very clean and safe location near the Pontiac / Waterford border. The appointment was great. The massage was nice, not terribly therapeutic, but very enjoyable. This happened during the pandemic and she sanitized me before applying the oil. I've seen her a handful of times and each session gets better and better. Donated the rate found in the ad. Was able to shower afterwards and wash off the oil. I highly recommend, if you get the chance and want to have a pleasurable experience, contact her.

https://detroit.rubratings.com/153815

Trying like hell to get a hold of this one. No luck.

**HeeJung47** · 05-18-20 11:29

Originally Posted by LostInDetroit [View Original Post]

I just read the news report on this law and it looks like they are only going to allow a total of 18 licensed massage places in the city. Currently the city has 28. Call me crazy, but I have a feeling that SWB and Famous are going to be part of the unlucky 10 that will be shut down (considering they both operate within the city borders). If that happens, that will totally suck. I also got a feeling we're going to start seeing raids ramp up quickly on those places once they open back up after COVID. After all, the fuzz has got to make up for their lost revenue from the pandemic. All I know is that I am not going to be the sacrificial lamb until I know the heat dies down or they find some way to get into that list of the lucky 18. Either that or maybe they move to a different city without this law on the books? I dunno. Just stream of consciousness here. Anyone got some inside knowledge?

I wouldn't count on them being closed. Both have been in the city for over 12 years, paid their taxes, and have never been raided for anything. If for any reason, look for them to leave businesses alone for a while. Remember, the cities are losing tax base too and there will be other businesses that just don't open up after this in over. Cities need tax revenue. The ones that are grandfathered in, like to 2 you mentioned will probably never close. Like Kims in Madison Heights. Its almost impossible to set up shop in MH, yet Kims has been there for almost 30 years. They were grandfathered in under different laws.

**LostInDetroit** · 05-17-20 21:54

Originally Posted by Concupiscent69 [View Original Post]

All massage parlors. The city counsel passed an ordinance on Feb 4th updating massage parlor regulations. The proposal's purpose is to continue to make the city welcoming for law-abiding massage therapists while discouraging unlawful dens of prostitution from setting up shop. Therefore, there will be periodic undercover stings visiting them to confirm legitimacy.

I just read the news report on this law and it looks like they are only going to allow a total of 18 licensed massage places in the city. Currently the city has 28. Call me crazy, but I have a feeling that SWB and Famous are going to be part of the unlucky 10 that will be shut down (considering they both operate within the city borders). If that happens, that will totally suck. I also got a feeling we're going to start seeing raids ramp up quickly on those places once they open back up after COVID. After all, the fuzz has got to make up for their lost revenue from the pandemic. All I know is that I am not going to be the sacrificial lamb until I know the heat dies down or they find some way to get into that list of the lucky 18. Either that or maybe they move to a different city without this law on the books? I dunno. Just stream of consciousness here. Anyone got some inside knowledge?

**Concupiscent69** · 05-15-20 23:04

Originally Posted by TheNewWorld [View Original Post]

I went to this place yesterday, it was great!

http://detroit.skipthegames.com/fema...g/057097211663

My masseuse was hot as hell, a 22 years old. The massage was the best I ever had. I paid for an hour and got 90 minutes. And on the flip, the extras were unlimited. And then my damn alarm clock went off.

The fake ads have become so bad, they dominate the sites. This one is a regular on skp gms. The game I would like to skip is the fake ads.

If the area code isn't 313,248, 810,734, or 517 I don't consider it.

This was damn funny!

**T Long** · 05-15-20 22:39

Originally Posted by TheNewWorld [View Original Post]

I went to this place yesterday, it was great!

http://detroit.skipthegames.com/fema...g/057097211663

My masseuse was hot as hell, a 22 years old. The massage was the best I ever had. I paid for an hour and got 90 minutes. And on the flip, the extras were unlimited. And then my damn alarm clock went off.

The fake ads have become so bad, they dominate the sites. This one is a regular on skp gms. The game I would like to skip is the fake ads.

If the area code isn't 313,248, 810,734, or 517 I don't consider it.

Thanks bro. Needed a good laugh. Haha seriously. Laughed out loud.

**Incognito1234** · 05-15-20 20:43

Originally Posted by TheNewWorld [View Original Post]

I went to this place yesterday, it was great!

http://detroit.skipthegames.com/fema...g/057097211663

My masseuse was hot as hell, a 22 years old. The massage was the best I ever had. I paid for an hour and got 90 minutes. And on the flip, the extras were unlimited. And then my damn alarm clock went off.

The fake ads have become so bad, they dominate the sites. This one is a regular on skp gms. The game I would like to skip is the fake ads.

If the area code isn't 313,248, 810,734, or 517 I don't consider it.

Every day that site gets worse with the spam ads. It's getting overwhelmed and whoever owns it is just letting it die from that. I'd been looking at Escort Babylon and either the girls aren't posting as much or it isn't updated. What's worse is that it's starting to get spammed to death too.

**The New World** · 05-15-20 19:12

I went to this place yesterday, it was great!

http://detroit.skipthegames.com/fema...g/057097211663

My masseuse was hot as hell, a 22 years old. The massage was the best I ever had. I paid for an hour and got 90 minutes. And on the flip, the extras were unlimited. And then my damn alarm clock went off.

The fake ads have become so bad, they dominate the sites. This one is a regular on skp gms. The game I would like to skip is the fake ads.

If the area code isn't 313,248, 810,734, or 517 I don't consider it.

**Robertin75** · 05-15-20 18:53

Originally Posted by BigBootyFan [View Original Post]

Hey thanks for the comment- I'm not the sharpest tool in the shed! I had something set up with her for Wednesday and then I came back and checked this forum and seen your comment so I texted her back and asked for a confirmation picture and then crickets. Then she deleted the ad from c-list. I blocked her # after that.

I thought she was legit because of the wording of the ad saying professional and the wording but the pic looked TGTBT. I figured she was legit just trying to make some money because of being laid off because of Covid.

What is the point of the fake ad? Its either a catfish or I guess someone could come over and rob me since she only does outcalls. Its just stupid! If I would of went through with it and a nasty looking chick came to my door than I just wouldn't of answered the door.

No problem mate. We've all been there.

Just think about it. With that face and body of a supermodel no one will charge $150 for one hour.

Most likely some douchebags that have nothing to do and think it's funny to post those kind of ads.

Don't feel sorry for a chick that tells you a sob story about losing her job because of COVID-19.

An never ever under any circumstances send them a dime in advance.

And when you want to know if it's really the chick in the ad don't just ask her for another pic. Tell them to take a selfie with a smile where you can see her teeth. Most girls whether is an escort, masseuse or even sugar babies are on hard drugs right now and they have nasty or rotten teeth. I tell you this by experience.

Few weeks ago I saw a couple sugar babies who sent me a selfie and indeed they looked hot (mouths closed of curse) but when I saw their teeth in person I was like WTF.

Stay safe!

**BigBootyFan** · 05-15-20 15:38

Originally Posted by Robertin75 [View Original Post]

Come on man. Everyone can smell fake a thousand miles away.

Hey thanks for the comment- I'm not the sharpest tool in the shed! I had something set up with her for Wednesday and then I came back and checked this forum and seen your comment so I texted her back and asked for a confirmation picture and then crickets. Then she deleted the ad from c-list. I blocked her # after that.

I thought she was legit because of the wording of the ad saying professional and the wording but the pic looked TGTBT. I figured she was legit just trying to make some money because of being laid off because of Covid.

What is the point of the fake ad? Its either a catfish or I guess someone could come over and rob me since she only does outcalls. Its just stupid! If I would of went through with it and a nasty looking chick came to my door than I just wouldn't of answered the door.

**Robertin75** · 05-15-20 07:52

Originally Posted by BigBootyFan [View Original Post]

Anyone seen this dime piece?

https://detroit.craigslist.org/mcb/b...120044766.html

Come on man. Everyone can smell fake a thousand miles away.

**BigBootyFan** · 05-14-20 21:01

Anyone seen this dime piece?

https://detroit.craigslist.org/mcb/b...120044766.html

**FCastle88** · 05-14-20 20:03

Originally Posted by Amauer13 [View Original Post]

A few weeks ago I texted Lisa (who sometimes works with Bonita) and set up an appointment with just her. There was a very mild delay in communication, but never more than a day. She had a very clean and safe location near the Pontiac / Waterford border. The appointment was great. The massage was nice, not terribly therapeutic, but very enjoyable. This happened during the pandemic and she sanitized me before applying the oil. I've seen her a handful of times and each session gets better and better. Donated the rate found in the ad. Was able to shower afterwards and wash off the oil. I highly recommend, if you get the chance and want to have a pleasurable experience, contact her.

https://detroit.rubratings.com/153815

Lucky you getting her to respond. When she first gave me her number she was very responsive. Now I haven't gotten a response in months.