Massage Parlor Reports

**Efurufe** · 05-14-20 12:11

Originally Posted by TomaIn [View Original Post]

Any real Intel on this place? Text with them. 6 house $$ for all services. Is this a decent place? Ladies under 40? Covered or bare? Went to one of the other Lavenders and was disappointed in level of service. Feel free to DM.

The woman working here has been there for years and is kind of crazy. I think she's in her 40's, wears a girdle, and will greet you by grabbing your crotch and saying "sucky? Fucky?

The good: It's discreet since it looks like you're going into a Chinese restaurant (the MP is on the second floor, on the south side. The north side is the banquet room for the restaurant and is rarely used). I've never had to negotiate, just ask for FS and hand over $. 4. And there's a shower you can use afterwards.

The bad: The place was really lacking in ambiance, had a funky smell, seemed like she might be living there. Sometimes she kind of smells bad also. Not sensual at all, just pushes on your skin for a massage and tries to go for the junk right away. I also don't find her very attractive, and she doesn't speak much English at all. I always felt dirty and disappointed after leaving there (even after a shower).

Also, she's been open this entire time during the lockdown (text her and she'll come down and open the door), so I'd be concerned about Covid.

So if you just want a quick, cheap release and are driving by, hit her up. If you want an actual massage, any kind of sensuality or a feel-good experience, give this one a pass.

**Martinh** · 05-14-20 11:36

Originally Posted by XStrudel [View Original Post]

She's a favorite of mine although I know tastes vary and like most gals YMMV. I posted a review of her a few months ago. If you like tall and skinny she's a fit, fans of thicker Asians should look elsewhere.

She posted her new details and photo at https://bit.ly/CocoSeattle -- apparently another girl will be starting with her next week.

Too bad I live in Tacoma. Otherwise I'd be putting my stimulus check to good use.

**Max #01** · 05-14-20 10:34

Originally Posted by TittiesRGreat [View Original Post]

Anybody see the list from the governor's snitch line? Lots of parlors on it. It's up online.

I'm amazed that they list personal information about the snitchers! Somebody who objected to the snitching could have a field day with the snitcher.

**BrownChocolate** · 05-14-20 03:39

Originally Posted by DStyles69 [View Original Post]

Anyone been by dds on 65th lately?

I was nearby and I took a look. It looks to be closed. No massage sign and there were lights in the basement. Maybe they're running it UTR? Be grateful if anyone can PM their number; I didn't think I would need it pre-COVID.

**MassageMeow** · 05-14-20 02:22

Originally Posted by TomaIn [View Original Post]

Any real Intel on this place? Text with them. 6 house $$ for all services. Is this a decent place? Ladies under 40? Covered or bare? Went to one of the other Lavenders and was disappointed in level of service. Feel free to DM.

You'll be quite disappointed. I went on NYE and it might have been one of my top two worst experiences yet.

**MeeLikeeAsians** · 05-14-20 01:29

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**TomaIn** · 05-13-20 22:56

Any real Intel on this place? Text with them. 6 house $$ for all services. Is this a decent place? Ladies under 40? Covered or bare? Went to one of the other Lavenders and was disappointed in level of service. Feel free to DM.

**Efurufe** · 05-13-20 20:35

Originally Posted by LCB [View Original Post]

Here's a link if anyone is curious. Crown in Lake city is one of the first ones listed.

https://www.wethegoverned.com/wp-con...mant-Army-.pdf

LCB.

Yeah, if you search for "massage" there are all kinds of places being reported there.

One of the reports states:

Health Foot Massage 1XX7 SO Jackson st.

"I am a King Co Sheriff's deputy. Last week I warned this business about being open during the.

Restrictions. Today I walked into the business and they had a full staff of 4 workers and were giving a.

Body massage to a male client. The male was naked with a towel on (foot massage?

I told the owner Xingyu Chen to close the business. King Co Case # C200XXX7".

So be careful out there!!

**TinyTim76** · 05-13-20 19:46

Originally Posted by Jonderin [View Original Post]

It's a gigantic list, tons of companies on it so it's all blended together. They'll never get to it all. It includes little stuff, like they saw three people standing next each other at the grocery store.

There's even complaints on panhandlers breaking the 6 foot rule when accepting money.

Some of it might be helpful if it's a large company where the employees aren't following safety precautions, but most of it is just ridiculous stuff.

I know someone who was working at the emerald queen cacino. Very large construction project they never stopped construction for one day. They had special permission from the governor himself.

I called the report line and they got back a month later with they are a sovern nation and the rules don't apply.

Funny shit. Your not shut down if you support crooked Jay.

**LCB** · 05-13-20 19:32

Here's a link if anyone is curious. Crown in Lake city is one of the first ones listed.

https://www.wethegoverned.com/wp-con...mant-Army-.pdf

LCB.

Originally Posted by Jonderin [View Original Post]

It's a gigantic list, tons of companies on it so it's all blended together. They'll never get to it all. It includes little stuff, like they saw three people standing next each other at the grocery store.

There's even complaints on panhandlers breaking the 6 foot rule when accepting money.

Some of it might be helpful if it's a large company where the employees aren't following safety precautions, but most of it is just ridiculous stuff.

**Jonderin** · 05-13-20 17:33

Originally Posted by TittiesRGreat [View Original Post]

Anybody see the list from the governor's snitch line? Lots of parlors on it. It's up online.

It's a gigantic list, tons of companies on it so it's all blended together. They'll never get to it all. It includes little stuff, like they saw three people standing next each other at the grocery store.

There's even complaints on panhandlers breaking the 6 foot rule when accepting money.

Some of it might be helpful if it's a large company where the employees aren't following safety precautions, but most of it is just ridiculous stuff.

**AussieFury** · 05-13-20 16:44

Originally Posted by XStrudel [View Original Post]

She's a favorite of mine although I know tastes vary and like most gals YMMV. I posted a review of her a few months ago. If you like tall and skinny she's a fit, fans of thicker Asians should look elsewhere.

She posted her new details and photo at https://bit.ly/CocoSeattle -- apparently another girl will be starting with her next week.

It's such a common name, any links to discussions here about her?

**TittiesRGreat** · 05-13-20 16:20

Anybody see the list from the governor's snitch line? Lots of parlors on it. It's up online.

**Provo RM** · 05-13-20 13:13

On 127th and Lake City Way is open. I went by last week and it was all locked up, but this morning I saw someone come outside and put the sidewalk sign back up, and the neon Massage light is on. Not sure who is working, but I know Alisa was a fan favorite there.

**XStrudel** · 05-13-20 00:11

She's a favorite of mine although I know tastes vary and like most gals YMMV. I posted a review of her a few months ago. If you like tall and skinny she's a fit, fans of thicker Asians should look elsewhere.

She posted her new details and photo at https://bit.ly/CocoSeattle -- apparently another girl will be starting with her next week.