Strip Club Reports

[Mr Tattoo]

If strip clubs (or any other public places of business) are equipped with testing that provides immediate and reliable test results then businesses can reopen safely and responsibly. Using Follies as an example, a test administrator (perhaps in a hazmat suit) in the Follies parking lot gives you a test while you are still parked in your vehicle. You're only allowed to exit your vehicle and pay admission to Follies if your test comes back negative. If positive, you must exit the parking lot.

This provides a continuous testing framework since this test (with instant results) could theoretically be implemented by all public establishments before its workers and patrons are allowed to enter / re-enter (no exceptions). Without a continuous testing framework then reopening seems like an enormous gamble.

A company called Abbott has been and still is producing exactly this type of testing kit at scale. What's shocking to me is that there is no federal mandate that funds and deploys continuous testing. This solution seems like a silver bullet in terms of curbing the spread, saving lives, boosting consumer confidence, and speeding up economic recovery while we wait for a vaccine. The only real downside to this approach is that it will take longer to get inside a place of business.

Who wants to go through all of that just to go inside a damn strip club I mean people not going to be bothered with it too much of a hassle to everyone. I say this the strip club scene probably will never recover from this Coronavirus pandemic.

[Mr Tattoo]

Gov Kemp declared today that bars and nightclubs will remain closed until the end of May, unless he extends it again.

Bummer!

Shit it's probably going to be longer then that I'm thinking July at the earliest.

[SilentK69]

If strip clubs (or any other public places of business) are equipped with testing that provides immediate and reliable test results then businesses can reopen safely and responsibly. Using Follies as an example, a test administrator (perhaps in a hazmat suit) in the Follies parking lot gives you a test while you are still parked in your vehicle. You're only allowed to exit your vehicle and pay admission to Follies if your test comes back negative. If positive, you must exit the parking lot.

This provides a continuous testing framework since this test (with instant results) could theoretically be implemented by all public establishments before its workers and patrons are allowed to enter / re-enter (no exceptions). Without a continuous testing framework then reopening seems like an enormous gamble.

A company called Abbott has been and still is producing exactly this type of testing kit at scale. What's shocking to me is that there is no federal mandate that funds and deploys continuous testing. This solution seems like a silver bullet in terms of curbing the spread, saving lives, boosting consumer confidence, and speeding up economic recovery while we wait for a vaccine. The only real downside to this approach is that it will take longer to get inside a place of business.

Actually, being in the medical industry that kind of testing and set up is QUITE expensive also there is not a "few minute" testing kit that is available with actual accurate results. Also, from a business standpoint it would be a loss for them to have all that equipment / test kit when they cost about 120 $ a pop for a 10 $ head admission fee? That's a -110 $ they would have to go on. The fastest test kits right now are 45 minutes and it requires you to have a PCR machine that can churn those results those machines alot are 5 k-10 k.

[Sgt Lurker]

Gov Kemp declared today that bars and nightclubs will remain closed until the end of May, unless he extends it again.

Bummer!

[GoldMonger]

If strip clubs (or any other public places of business) are equipped with testing that provides immediate and reliable test results then businesses can reopen safely and responsibly. Using Follies as an example, a test administrator (perhaps in a hazmat suit) in the Follies parking lot gives you a test while you are still parked in your vehicle. You're only allowed to exit your vehicle and pay admission to Follies if your test comes back negative. If positive, you must exit the parking lot.

If Follies reverses the polarity on the big metal detector and gets the right flux capacitor it can be used to detect coronavirus, right? Or maybe let the dancers help screen customers. Maybe semen tastes different if you are infected. Then again, after that test no need to go inside.

[Slicker]

I've never gone the AMP / escort route; negatives (ie legal) always seemed too high. Having recently moved to the area, I've found Follies to be an excellent and unique time.

But for more at risk, older guys like me, Follies for now really isn't a smart option. There's just too little control over points of contact (people all around, multiple women getting right up in your face to talk) to make it worthwhile. An escort, on the other hand, now seems much more manageable in terms of making sure things are safe as long as certain basics (I. E. NO kissing; CDC says virus is passed on by saliva) are followed. Having never done that, not sure how it will go, though this forum helps.

For you younger guys, have fun. It was a nice ride while it lasted.

If strip clubs (or any other public places of business) are equipped with testing that provides immediate and reliable test results then businesses can reopen safely and responsibly. Using Follies as an example, a test administrator (perhaps in a hazmat suit) in the Follies parking lot gives you a test while you are still parked in your vehicle. You're only allowed to exit your vehicle and pay admission to Follies if your test comes back negative. If positive, you must exit the parking lot.

This provides a continuous testing framework since this test (with instant results) could theoretically be implemented by all public establishments before its workers and patrons are allowed to enter / re-enter (no exceptions). Without a continuous testing framework then reopening seems like an enormous gamble.

A company called Abbott has been and still is producing exactly this type of testing kit at scale. What's shocking to me is that there is no federal mandate that funds and deploys continuous testing. This solution seems like a silver bullet in terms of curbing the spread, saving lives, boosting consumer confidence, and speeding up economic recovery while we wait for a vaccine. The only real downside to this approach is that it will take longer to get inside a place of business.

[Mr Tattoo]

I don't think most of the guys would care at this point. There's so many blue balls out there, I'd bet there's going to be a line out of every club once opening day comes around.

Na I doubt guys will be line up outside the strip clubs once they open if anything they will have to follow certain guidelines as far as social distance like allowing a certain amount of people in at one time and some of those Strip Clubs won't even open back up so will see how it goes.

[AllTheTime]

I don't think most of the guys would care at this point. There's so many blue balls out there, I'd bet there's going to be a line out of every club once opening day comes around.

I've never gone the AMP / escort route; negatives (ie legal) always seemed too high. Having recently moved to the area, I've found Follies to be an excellent and unique time.

But for more at risk, older guys like me, Follies for now really isn't a smart option. There's just too little control over points of contact (people all around, multiple women getting right up in your face to talk) to make it worthwhile. An escort, on the other hand, now seems much more manageable in terms of making sure things are safe as long as certain basics (I. E. NO kissing; CDC says virus is passed on by saliva) are followed. Having never done that, not sure how it will go, though this forum helps.

For you younger guys, have fun. It was a nice ride while it lasted.

[Focker 2]

Yea but who wants to go through all of that shit they might as well stay closed don't think guys going to pay a dancer wearing a mask.

I don't think most of the guys would care at this point. There's so many blue balls out there, I'd bet there's going to be a line out of every club once opening day comes around.

[Mr Tattoo]

Or they could just require dancers and patrons to wear N95 certified face masks and gloves and put hand sanitizer on all the tables.

Yea but who wants to go through all of that shit they might as well stay closed don't think guys going to pay a dancer wearing a mask.

[IAmAmazing]

They supposed to open after May 14 unless governor decides other wise.

Or they could just require dancers and patrons to wear N95 certified face masks and gloves and put hand sanitizer on all the tables.

[SeekingHead]

I heard Tatletalles is suppose to in 2 weeks. Girl that works there showed me the text from the house mom about it. She said no way is she going.

I said this in the SB forum, right now girls have their stimulus checks & tax returns, wait until the middle of June when the money runs out.

Also shows strippers have more common sense than 50% of my friends on facebook.

[Mr Tattoo]

Are you Atlanta gentlemen getting any reliable information about when the clubs may reopen?

They supposed to open after May 14 unless governor decides other wise.

[Azeter]

Are you Atlanta gentlemen getting any reliable information about when the clubs may reopen?

I heard Tatletalles is suppose to in 2 weeks. Girl that works there showed me the text from the house mom about it. She said no way is she going.

[Almanac]

Are you Atlanta gentlemen getting any reliable information about when the clubs may reopen?