Massage Parlor Reports

**ZzzDamm** · 05-11-20 13:24

Originally Posted by ChicagoSouth [View Original Post]

Nice lady but her kitty is to hair for me.

OMG I love the hairy kitty!

I have not seen Sweet Megan, but she must be HOT!

**ChicagoSouth** · 05-10-20 21:45

Originally Posted by NoseJelly [View Original Post]

Don't bother seeing or worrying about Joy. She is not the good time she used to be. She's 56 years old and likes the money but after 35 years in the biz, she no longer likes the customers. I used to see her a couple times a week, back in the day, but times and people change.

A few years back there was more on the menu. Besides HJ.

**NoseJelly** · 05-10-20 21:39

Originally Posted by Hoeser [View Original Post]

Do you know if Joyyy does more then HJ.

Don't bother seeing or worrying about Joy. She is not the good time she used to be. She's 56 years old and likes the money but after 35 years in the biz, she no longer likes the customers. I used to see her a couple times a week, back in the day, but times and people change.

**Selnik** · 05-10-20 12:46

Originally Posted by ChicagoSouth [View Original Post]

Nice lady but her kitty is to hair for me.

She is a very good masseuse. I love the hairy kitty but never was able to part it with anything but my tongue. BTW totally respect her or any other providers limits but I have to have the whole package.

**Jeff Mcthrustr** · 05-10-20 01:23

I won't go back to her either. The last couple of times I had to deal with constant interruptions from phone calls and the door. Royal Touch needs someone to work the phones so the masseuses can focus on their jobs. Also, based on my experience, providers outside of Grand Rapids are better at taking care of a client. Joy used to service like she cared, but I don't get that impression anymore.

Originally Posted by BobsBurgers202 [View Original Post]

I swear I had the same experience. When I went to visit, I was scheduled, I showed up on time. Was led into the room and started getting ready. She didn't come to the room until 10 m later, so frustrated I was debating to leave. When she finally came in she said she was sorry, but then left again because she forgot something. I'm thinking OMFG, this is never going to happen. 5 m later she comes back, starts the massage, but it feels rushed and half-assed. Plus she's telling me her problem, and I hated all the negative energy from her. Anyways, another 5 m and she left the room again, frustrated and upset I had just gone ahead and flipped by the time she got back. Told her I was in a rush and need to leave. A quick and aggressive HJ from here and I left. Told her I wasn't expecting her to leave the room so much. Gave her a small tip and she got upset with me.

I left and after that got my phone blown up by her at least 8 or 9 x until late at night I blocked her.

Ridiculous!

**Monger01** · 05-09-20 23:15

If you mean the owner, yes, once she knows and trusts you.

Originally Posted by Hoeser [View Original Post]

Does anyone know if Linda a wonder does more then HJ.

**Hoeser** · 05-09-20 10:43

Does anyone know if Linda a wonder does more then HJ.

**Hoeser** · 05-09-20 10:41

Originally Posted by RichieGR [View Original Post]

I concur with the reports. I saw her for a bit, but she consistently calls back and gets an attitude if you don't respond quickly. She's getting older and trying to cash before its too late. Used to be a nice experience but not so much anymore. I avoid her.

Do you know if Joyyy does more then HJ.

**ChicagoSouth** · 05-08-20 23:24

Originally Posted by SweetHemiStud [View Original Post]

I had the pleasure of visiting Sweet Megan this evening. I've seen her several times, and I just can't say enough good about her. She has the perfect combination of therapeutic, soothing, and teasing. Great conversationalist, we always have wonderful chats.

Nice lady but her kitty is to hair for me.

**SweetHemiStud** · 05-08-20 21:51

I had the pleasure of visiting Sweet Megan this evening. I've seen her several times, and I just can't say enough good about her. She has the perfect combination of therapeutic, soothing, and teasing. Great conversationalist, we always have wonderful chats.

**SweetHemiStud** · 05-08-20 21:47

Originally Posted by Noctis4569 [View Original Post]

Well I was in the mood for a massage, checked the usual STG. I ended up calling 4 different providers. Nobody was answering or getting back to me. Sweet Megan, who I've seen a few times. Saisha and a couple others I can't remember the names. Maybe it's because its Friday and they're busy. Maybe something is wrong with my new pre pay. Not sure. But I struck out. Even moved on to escorts, and struck out there too. Which I'll review in that section, as it was shady and not like her reviews I've read.

I can't wait until things open up. I really miss the AMPs. LOL.

Good luck out there!

Sweet Megan didn't respond, because she was with me. Like, looking at your timestamp. I was literally walking out of her room as you posted this.

**Noctis4569** · 05-08-20 19:39

Well I was in the mood for a massage, checked the usual STG. I ended up calling 4 different providers. Nobody was answering or getting back to me. Sweet Megan, who I've seen a few times. Saisha and a couple others I can't remember the names. Maybe it's because its Friday and they're busy. Maybe something is wrong with my new pre pay. Not sure. But I struck out. Even moved on to escorts, and struck out there too. Which I'll review in that section, as it was shady and not like her reviews I've read.

I can't wait until things open up. I really miss the AMPs. LOL.

Good luck out there!

**Spartan191** · 05-08-20 12:59

I am not sure what I need sooner- Nookie or a haircut.

Right now they are pretty close and if I can do it all at the same time and place, so much the better.

Originally Posted by LaVick [View Original Post]

And she will probably give you some money to stop looking like the Ancient Alien guy!

**LaVick** · 05-08-20 08:44

And she will probably give you some money to stop looking like the Ancient Alien guy!

Originally Posted by Spartan191 [View Original Post]

But if I go and see Haley and I come home with my haircut and a smile on my face, my wife will know something's up.

But man it is tempting.

Have fun and be safe.

**Spartan191** · 05-08-20 06:48

But if I go and see Haley and I come home with my haircut and a smile on my face, my wife will know something's up.

But man it is tempting.

Have fun and be safe.

Originally Posted by Pelorus [View Original Post]

Did you get a haircut? That's what I need!!