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[RodneyDanger]

Doesn't mean it's a customer. Personally, I make I flush it & it goes down.

Side story I was just thinking about: Once this chick wouldn't let me use the bathroom, so I knotted up the end & took it with me. I know gross, but I don't trust these providers.

I was hoping someone would piss me off on the drive home; & I was not disappointed. This Saab cut me off, nearly took my bumper off. Sped up, passed him, & tossed my semen balloon out the window. It was raining so our wipers were on, it got stuck under the wiper. I was laughing my ass off watching the rubber streak back & forth, & knowing he was going to have to pull over to get rid of it.

Not everyone has a Saab story like this one.

Revenge is a dish best served cold, or in a knotted up, used condom that gets thrown on to someone's windshield.

[DrJohnson]

All of this is true. I have experienced it. Not a HUGE fan of all the bodily fluid, but it is certainly copious if that's you're thing. Nice woman. Very nice. Not awful looking. In good shape. Probably open to just about anything. Got very revved up with me and was going to put me in bareback even though I didn't pay extra. I prefer covered FS, but she was ready to go. I stopped her, and slipped on a cover. Very very sexual. But also crazy. Like nuts. Nice, but super hyper. It was almost too much. I haven't repeated but would consider it. I'm looking for something to bang hard when this lockdown starts easing up. It might be Callie, or a couple of SA girls I haven't called in a while. Not sure.

If Callie wasn't so manic, and I just was choosing based on skills, I would definitely see her.

Ok, so I've seen her twice, both times were good, multiple shots fired by me. And she is essentially down for anything but greek.

She probably squirted 5-6 times.

Her head is so so, she is a bit crazy and she gets Into it so she definitely gets a little crazy / rough.

But she likes sex and if you are cool and let her talk a bit you will certainly get your $ worth.

She will ask for $$ to do bare.

Not my thing, I went merely for the waterworks which I thought was very cool.

[Random3]

Thanks very much to all who provided info on London! It definitely saved me a trip and the unnecessary risk of dreaming about a dark arts "medical veteran". I really miss my old city (much larger) where there were multiple high class but affordable houses with drug free, healthy, well-groomed, beautiful Latina, visiting from DR, Costa Rica, Colombia, etc. Seems like such a thing doesn't exist here, unfortunately.

I'm guessing FL. Tampa, perhaps?

[DrJohnson]

I can confirm that the phone number in the ad is Ariana's number. I saw her on April 25th and had no trouble communicating with her (mostly via text) using that number.

The number is correct and she is spectacular in every possible way.

[FrankLinave]

Thanks very much to all who provided info on London! It definitely saved me a trip and the unnecessary risk of dreaming about a dark arts "medical veteran". I really miss my old city (much larger) where there were multiple high class but affordable houses with drug free, healthy, well-groomed, beautiful Latina, visiting from DR, Costa Rica, Colombia, etc. Seems like such a thing doesn't exist here, unfortunately.

[PutNamAnthony]

Doesn't mean it's a customer. Personally, I make I flush it & it goes down.

Side story I was just thinking about: Once this chick wouldn't let me use the bathroom, so I knotted up the end & took it with me. I know gross, but I don't trust these providers.

I was hoping someone would piss me off on the drive home; & I was not disappointed. This Saab cut me off, nearly took my bumper off. Sped up, passed him, & tossed my semen balloon out the window. It was raining so our wipers were on, it got stuck under the wiper. I was laughing my ass off watching the rubber streak back & forth, & knowing he was going to have to pull over to get rid of it.

That is funny, good idea to take it out of the room. Just in case there is a crime later on.

[SirLoin69]

Not sure about that. There was a used condom in the toilet so some guy slipped it in her tight little twat.

Doesn't mean it's a customer. Personally, I make I flush it & it goes down.

Side story I was just thinking about: Once this chick wouldn't let me use the bathroom, so I knotted up the end & took it with me. I know gross, but I don't trust these providers.

I was hoping someone would piss me off on the drive home; & I was not disappointed. This Saab cut me off, nearly took my bumper off. Sped up, passed him, & tossed my semen balloon out the window. It was raining so our wipers were on, it got stuck under the wiper. I was laughing my ass off watching the rubber streak back & forth, & knowing he was going to have to pull over to get rid of it.

[Big Mac Daddy]

Ben was President?

Not quite, but close!

6th President of Pennsylvania
(this title preceded what we now call governor).
In office October 18,1785 November 5, 1788.

Vice President Charles Biddle.
Peter Muhlenberg
David Redick

Preceded by John Dickinson.
Succeeded by Thomas Mifflin.

Source: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Benjamin_Franklin.

BMD.

[Leg Man69]

Benji aka Benjamin Franklin = President on $100 bill. Also sometimes called a Franklin.

Ben was President?

[Boy Wonder 9]

What was the damage?

Benji aka Benjamin Franklin = President on $100 bill. Also sometimes called a Franklin.

[Boy Wonder 9]

I've thought about seeing her but her ad says that she'll refuse FS if you're too big, but you can stick it down her throat.

My guess is that everyone is "too big" so she can charge high prices for a BJ.

That's why I've never seen her.

Kev.

Not sure about that. There was a used condom in the toilet so some guy slipped it in her tight little twat.

[SirLoin69]

Her ad has been circulating for a while finally decided to take a chance. Her pics and description are spot on. I couldn't believe it.

https://hartford.skipthegames.com/fe...i/487395372944

I was waiting in the truck for OK to go in when I see a van pull up and she got out. She went inside and I waited. I texted after 10 minutes no answer was about to leave when in came the room #.

No sign of drugs but she was a little frantic like high on caffeine. She's a chain smoker cigarettes and tobacco all over but the room didn't small bad at all. Dropped my Benji on the table and began with very enthusiastic BBBJ. Condom still in pocket. She was going to town and I asked her to get on top. She kept going harder I asked again still working on it so I sat back and enjoyed. Not the first time this happened. After CIM went to the bathroom and saw a used condom in the toilet. I think she didn't take a ride was because she didn't think there was a cover available. She got on the phone before I left I said goodbye and that was it. Somewhat friendly no where near GFE and when done impersonal. Considering returning for FS because her bod and face are incredible but she didn't really turn me on so I will probably pass.

I've thought about seeing her but her ad says that she'll refuse FS if you're too big, but you can stick it down her throat.

My guess is that everyone is "too big" so she can charge high prices for a BJ.

That's why I've never seen her.

Kev.

[Mighty Spearsman]

Her ad has been circulating for a while finally decided to take a chance. Her pics and description are spot on. I couldn't believe it.

https://hartford.skipthegames.com/fe...i/487395372944

I was waiting in the truck for OK to go in when I see a van pull up and she got out. She went inside and I waited. I texted after 10 minutes no answer was about to leave when in came the room #.

No sign of drugs but she was a little frantic like high on caffeine. She's a chain smoker cigarettes and tobacco all over but the room didn't small bad at all. Dropped my Benji on the table and began with very enthusiastic BBBJ. Condom still in pocket. She was going to town and I asked her to get on top. She kept going harder I asked again still working on it so I sat back and enjoyed. Not the first time this happened. After CIM went to the bathroom and saw a used condom in the toilet. I think she didn't take a ride was because she didn't think there was a cover available. She got on the phone before I left I said goodbye and that was it. Somewhat friendly no where near GFE and when done impersonal. Considering returning for FS because her bod and face are incredible but she didn't really turn me on so I will probably pass.

Thanks for a great post and for letting us know she is legit (warts and all). She's been on my radar for a while so now I may take a chance. I'll be sure to bring a condom and show it to her, that definitely must be a tight pussy so I wouldn't want to settle for a BJ.

Based on what you wrote, I'm guessing you paid an even $100.

[DarkStar123]

Saw her very recently; flat as a board, stinky test and must have had a horrible cesarean, given the enormous stomach scarring. Nice girl, though, not a scammer.

Test should have been twat.

[SeenItAll55]

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