Massage Parlor Reports

[JRose13]

Saw her today; excellent service. If you guys want the details pm me.

[Jeffc 574]

Holy shit that's almost worse then going to AMP thanks for the review will avoid.

I have always called them as I see them. I have always had a good time with ProLux / YGND.

[Jeffc 574]

I was contacted by a member here who told me she is active. He said something about phone issues between my app and hers. If she is still advertising, she is well worth seeing. I will give it a shot next time I go looking.

[Lfsman]

TOFTT, Wishful thinking, been quarantined to long, thinking with the little head, call it what you will, I tried Krista recently.

ProLux is still the master of booking. I called up, gave my available times and who I wanted to see and we worked from there. I decided on Krista. She doesn't have many reviews here and most are about six months old. I gave it a go.

She has dark hair and is curvy. She was wearing a nice little bra and pantie set. The uplift bra was creating a better view than real life would have been. First bad sign. Everything stayed on. The back rub was fair. She used some kind of solid oil that became liquid at body temperature. Scentless and felt OK. Was more of a basic arm and leg rub. Zero teasing. "Are you ready to turn over?" seemed to come too quickly. It was.

She promptly went for Mr. Happy. My hand went to her butt. Nice butt to be sure. "Only on my back, please. " I find out in a few minutes by back she means above the panties, not over, above. OK then. With the minimum amount of effort possible, Mr. Happy does his thing. Wash cloth and get dressed. I look at the clock. 30 minutes exactly. No after chit chat, no offer of a shower. Notice I didn't say anything about the bra or panties coming off, they didn't.

I will not be back. They have other options. Use them.

Holy shit that's almost worse then going to AMP thanks for the review will avoid.

[Bill20]

Visited last week, she's fine af but only ended up getting a handy. I was disappointed because some reviews ended in BBBJ. I texted her today and asked if she offered extras, she said "not at the moment" what could that mean?

She charged you 1. 5 for a handy? She's usually FS at that. Maybe the virus thing?

[LowdownOne]

I had a very similar experience yesterday with Abby. Only my session was 20 minutes.

So Are you talking about Abbey James? Her $100 (use to be $80) is not an hour even though that's what it says. She tries to get you done in 30 minutes.

[KongDong64]

Visited last week, she's fine af but only ended up getting a handy. I was disappointed because some reviews ended in BBBJ. I texted her today and asked if she offered extras, she said "not at the moment" what could that mean?

I've come to understand that it's good to avoid asking for extras thru talk And text. To offer a professional Approach. Providers tend to recoil when you're too "thirsty" via text.

[Zergiok]

I had a very similar experience yesterday with Abby. Only my session was 20 minutes.

"Abby" from prolux is formerly Aspen from Ana's. She's always been bad and has tried to rebrand herself with Lake, still same rushed service and ridiculous upcharges.

[RangerStl]

TOFTT, Wishful thinking, been quarantined to long, thinking with the little head, call it what you will, I tried Krista recently.

ProLux is still the master of booking. I called up, gave my available times and who I wanted to see and we worked from there. I decided on Krista. She doesn't have many reviews here and most are about six months old. I gave it a go.

She has dark hair and is curvy. She was wearing a nice little bra and pantie set. The uplift bra was creating a better view than real life would have been. First bad sign. Everything stayed on. The back rub was fair. She used some kind of solid oil that became liquid at body temperature. Scentless and felt OK. Was more of a basic arm and leg rub. Zero teasing. "Are you ready to turn over?" seemed to come too quickly. It was.

She promptly went for Mr. Happy. My hand went to her butt. Nice butt to be sure. "Only on my back, please. " I find out in a few minutes by back she means above the panties, not over, above. OK then. With the minimum amount of effort possible, Mr. Happy does his thing. Wash cloth and get dressed. I look at the clock. 30 minutes exactly. No after chit chat, no offer of a shower. Notice I didn't say anything about the bra or panties coming off, they didn't.

I will not be back. They have other options. Use them.

I had a very similar experience yesterday with Abby. Only my session was 20 minutes.

[Jeffc 574]

I ended up at Pro Lux after calling Diana and discovering the number in her ad is disconnected. Pity, she was a blast.

[Jeffc 574]

TOFTT, Wishful thinking, been quarantined to long, thinking with the little head, call it what you will, I tried Krista recently.

ProLux is still the master of booking. I called up, gave my available times and who I wanted to see and we worked from there. I decided on Krista. She doesn't have many reviews here and most are about six months old. I gave it a go.

She has dark hair and is curvy. She was wearing a nice little bra and pantie set. The uplift bra was creating a better view than real life would have been. First bad sign. Everything stayed on. The back rub was fair. She used some kind of solid oil that became liquid at body temperature. Scentless and felt OK. Was more of a basic arm and leg rub. Zero teasing. "Are you ready to turn over?" seemed to come too quickly. It was.

She promptly went for Mr. Happy. My hand went to her butt. Nice butt to be sure. "Only on my back, please. " I find out in a few minutes by back she means above the panties, not over, above. OK then. With the minimum amount of effort possible, Mr. Happy does his thing. Wash cloth and get dressed. I look at the clock. 30 minutes exactly. No after chit chat, no offer of a shower. Notice I didn't say anything about the bra or panties coming off, they didn't.

I will not be back. They have other options. Use them.

[MeesterMan]

I texted her today and asked if she offered extras, she said "not at the moment" what could that mean?

Probably taking extra precautions during the pandemic. When things settle down a bit more she'll probably loosen up.

[TonySlang]

She's been been around for a couple years, saw her when she was at Richmondheights. Curvey / heavy girl but cute pics are accurate she was OK, I had fun but did not repeat as I have my regulars I liked better at the time. Let us know how it goes.

Visited last week, she's fine af but only ended up getting a handy. I was disappointed because some reviews ended in BBBJ. I texted her today and asked if she offered extras, she said "not at the moment" what could that mean?

[Massage 145]

Hello, used to be a lot more active on a different account. Blew it up when that SOPA stuff was going on, not sure why.

Here's a list of experiences at massage parlors over the past few years.

Jasmine. My biggest go-to. Julie is my favorite there, but I have had a HE with each visit.

VIP- unfortunately for my non-st. Louis brothers this has become a legit massage parlor. Would compare this to how chen was.

Chen- my favorite out of all options, unfortunately has closed as well. I think I saw each girl that was recommended here, Maggie was my favorite. I believe she went back to California for school.

Paradise massage- legit massage from my 3 visits. Have not been back since 2018.

Healthy Body Day Spa. I have had three fantastic visits here, and 3 that were awful. The three fantastic visits happened in the same time frame as the three shitty ones. I have never gotten anyone's name here for whatever reason, but it is a complete coin toss on whether or not you will have a good time. It's also next to a fairly popular children's martial arts studio, and I hate seeing parents through the giant windows when I am walking to HBDS.

Pink spa- biggest waste of time for people not near centerville in my opinion. Very unattractive staff and the whole experience was uncomfortable. I was at one point discussing my masseuse's depression. That visit actually made me feel bad enough about the situation that I never went back. Wish I could have talked to the masseuse with clothing on. It's also expensive, would rather just go with anangelstouch.

Happy feet. A bit out of my way but the reviews were super good on here so I checked it out. Probably one of my least favorite experiences with any massage parlor. Had to HE myself and had a vice grip on my boys the whole time. Maybe I just had a bad experience but I did not return.

Panda. What happened to panda? Had an amazing time here twice, and they had heated massage beds which was amazing. Saw a younger provider and got to have some fun past normal massage stuff both times.

Massage East garden. The non-downtown guys don't get a break. This place was fantastic when it was open, had a HE every visit and had some more fun one trip out of maybe 30. Never got the girls name here either but she was mid 30's or mid 40's with huge tits. Not sure if any of you guys know where these girls went.

Anangelstouch:

Sidney- best provider I have ever seen, think she is just done with it now.

Anastasia. Most attractive provider I have ever seen, and an amazing personality. Go see her if you haven't.

Ruby- cute and fun, very loud personality which is great if that's what you want. I had a really good time with her.

Kiyah- had to wait 20 minutes on her porch at 1 am. Otherwise really fun time. She is very attractive as well.

ProfessionalLuxuriesMassage:

I have completely forgotten what these guys used to be called but lake is awesome, very professional scheduling.

Lilia. Close second to Ana for most attractive provider, but had 0 energy or interest in what was going on. Only time I have regretted the $$$ upgrade.

Tammy. Recommended, super fun and cute. $$$ upgrade was very worth it.

Sarah. Not sure what happened to her but she was the best no-upgrade session I have had.

Brielle. Lilias friend I believe? Saw her once and had a great time. $$$ upgrade was worth it and she had a really fun personality. I believe it was Brielle but it might be someone else, whoever was billed as "lilias friend" is who I'm talking about.

[PeoGuy]

"Offically" PLM does not offer upgrades. Do not ask Lake about them.

That being said, each girl does what she does. I last saw a PLM girl in December. The line up has changed. In the past, many of the PLM / YGNS girls have used a base price /200/300 model. Upgrades have been if you ask politely you will be told the price list to a chalk board spelling everything out.

My advice for a first time PLMer is to bring 300. If nothing is offered up front, ask after about ten minutes of rubbing.

Thanks for the information. I appreciate it.