Massage Parlor Reports

**TonyDe** · 05-06-20 11:38

Originally Posted by Biliator [View Original Post]

If we stick to porn, without politics, on this board?

Great idea. There's a section for Bullshit that has nothing to do with pussy. This political stuff all belongs there.

**Hrodebert** · 05-06-20 00:22

+1000. Agree 100%.

Originally Posted by Biliator [View Original Post]

If we stick to porn, without politics, on this board?

**Biliator** · 05-05-20 20:38

Originally Posted by StanleyStankas [View Original Post]

Mr. Stark. It's all and I mean all a line of b s. Even their local (I am a mile outside of the city by choice as I no longer want to be sucker punched for high wheel taxes nor real estate tax) mayor is the same. All about safety and cleanliness! Really? Then I woke up. Very early and had my coffee! Since we are all on shutdown the only time I go into the city as in downtown is to pickup my mail. On the way back one of the streets by uic was blocked so instead of going back through the west loop I figured I'd shoot down des plaines to roosevelt to damen north to come back home. Well I have seen a lot of pods of homeless in my days down there in front of abandoned buildings, behind the wally world off grand, under expressways, however I have never seen what I saw at roosevelt just in the embankment of the ryan. Tents and tents of homeless with their bq's, signs hung on the fence, the cardboard box condos, etc! So why isn't that covered more in the main stream media about the spread? And their streets except the immediate downtown are falling apart. So imo it's all for the cameras. they say and do whatever people want to hear so they get voted in at the next election! wtf would jumbo want to run a state except for the power? his inheritance is like his physique enormous! Plus that cut and color for his/her honor did wonders for her/him! Stosh out and all imo- I'll sit back down now and be quiet!

If we stick to porn, without politics, on this board?

**StanleyStankas** · 05-05-20 06:57

Originally Posted by GeorgeStark [View Original Post]

I think things will be phased, by service and area. We'll be lucky if they allow any near suburbs to open while the city is locked. And the city isn't looking good.

I think spas my be in the later phases, as the interaction is closer. Can't really social distance.

Plus I think that fat fuck Pritzker is going to stall. These Leftist pieces of shit *love* the power.

Mr. Stark. It's all and I mean all a line of b s. Even their local (I am a mile outside of the city by choice as I no longer want to be sucker punched for high wheel taxes nor real estate tax) mayor is the same. All about safety and cleanliness! Really? Then I woke up. Very early and had my coffee! Since we are all on shutdown the only time I go into the city as in downtown is to pickup my mail. On the way back one of the streets by uic was blocked so instead of going back through the west loop I figured I'd shoot down des plaines to roosevelt to damen north to come back home. Well I have seen a lot of pods of homeless in my days down there in front of abandoned buildings, behind the wally world off grand, under expressways, however I have never seen what I saw at roosevelt just in the embankment of the ryan. Tents and tents of homeless with their bq's, signs hung on the fence, the cardboard box condos, etc! So why isn't that covered more in the main stream media about the spread? And their streets except the immediate downtown are falling apart. So imo it's all for the cameras. they say and do whatever people want to hear so they get voted in at the next election! wtf would jumbo want to run a state except for the power? his inheritance is like his physique enormous! Plus that cut and color for his/her honor did wonders for her/him! Stosh out and all imo- I'll sit back down now and be quiet!

**George Stark** · 05-05-20 06:37

Originally Posted by AvgJoe [View Original Post]

My thoughts are that everything may totally or at least partially re-open June 1st. There seems to be almost daily pressure to re-open and I have noticed more traffic on the roads as more people are going out.

Hope things are going well for you and it's good to see you posting again.

I think things will be phased, by service and area. We'll be lucky if they allow any near suburbs to open while the city is locked. And the city isn't looking good.

I think spas my be in the later phases, as the interaction is closer. Can't really social distance.

Plus I think that fat fuck Pritzker is going to stall. These Leftist pieces of shit *love* the power.

**Bob521** · 05-05-20 02:52

Thanks for the update. Think California will be similar. As soon as there is some governmental green light we'll open. Our partner in the BG shop is still pretty worried about the virus. But we've been getting inquiries every day.

Take care everyone.

Bob.

Originally Posted by AvgJoe [View Original Post]

My thoughts are that everything may totally or at least partially re-open June 1st. There seems to be almost daily pressure to re-open and I have noticed more traffic on the roads as more people are going out.

Hope things are going well for you and it's good to see you posting again.

**Avg Joe** · 05-04-20 22:08

Originally Posted by Bob521 [View Original Post]

Now that we're in California, it's gotten a little harder to keep tabs on when Chicago (actually Buffalo Grove) will end the shutdown (for SPAs). We temporarily closed our little shop and recently we've been getting a lot of calls asking about when we'll reopen. I've been guessing May 31. But I wonder what you guys are hearing.

Thanks, and stay safe.

Bob.

My thoughts are that everything may totally or at least partially re-open June 1st. There seems to be almost daily pressure to re-open and I have noticed more traffic on the roads as more people are going out.

Hope things are going well for you and it's good to see you posting again.

**Bob521** · 05-04-20 19:32

Now that we're in California, it's gotten a little harder to keep tabs on when Chicago (actually Buffalo Grove) will end the shutdown (for SPAs). We temporarily closed our little shop and recently we've been getting a lot of calls asking about when we'll reopen. I've been guessing May 31. But I wonder what you guys are hearing.

Thanks, and stay safe.

Bob.

**ErvsBlues** · 05-04-20 12:31

Hey y'all. Staying (relatively) safe? Getting tough convincing the little head that the big head knows better during the lockdown.

This place looks interesting -.

https://chicago.rubratings.com/155639

Anyone had any experience here? It looks like there are recent reviews. I understand that many of the reviews on RR are bogus, and that reviews drive business especially now (big head talking.). But, looks like this place might be an option (little head talking.).

Any thoughts?

**Thirsty28** · 05-03-20 18:14

Hey fellow mongers been lurking reading for about a little over a year, I can vounch fir sxl spa but does anyone have juju contact info. Been wanting to go to a parlor for a while but it's lockdown. Can anyone help? LOL.

**Spiros792** · 05-03-20 13:38

Originally Posted by Chiguy1983 [View Original Post]

Has anyone been to D&D or Comfort on Archer. I pass by them all the time but never stop by.

Never been to D&D, been to Comfort a few times. I've always enjoyed Comfort.

**Ump1969** · 05-02-20 22:02

Originally Posted by Randolph [View Original Post]

I never understood what women think when they post pictures like that in a massage ad and then get offended when guys assume they are at least getting a handie.

Think about it for a moment, She got your attention. You contacted her, Then either you end up at her place or she ends up at yours. Holy cow! That is not what her ad looks like! And this is not the service offered in the ad! And dammit, she is going for an upsell! This is not exactly a new occurrence. She is not online to make you happy. She is trying to make money. Once she is in the room, will you send her away or are you that horny? And what are you going to do, report her to the cops? Or maybe the Better Business Bureau? Hey, I want to file a complaint! My prostitute is not what she looked like in the ad or offering me the service I expected! As stated previously a few days ago, when someone brought up the subject, I pointed out that some guys were very happy with their purchases, but based on comments here, a lot more guys were disappointed. It's like people that buy clothing from Amazon without trying it on first, then get upset that it looks or fits different when they get it. I'm an old fart that wants to see the merchandise before paying.

**ZzTopSterZz** · 05-02-20 20:02

Originally Posted by DontItsMe [View Original Post]

How reliable is that rub maps site cause I've been trying to find a good AMP but haven't had any luck and saw that site.

Rubmaps seems to have a lot of BS. Most AMP's are discussed here. Use the search and RTFF you'll prob find what you need.

**Biliator** · 05-02-20 15:11

Heard a rumor from a girl who doesn't work at this particular place that a north side spa is discreetly allowing 1:1 appointments. I won't post the name her for obvious reasons. The sad thing is I've known the mamasan here many years, dating back to her previous employer. But never got her digits, alas. Yes, rookie mistake! Anyway, willing to share on PM, but can someone share any insight about how to avoid sharing info with someone who might use it for nefarious purposes?