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[Sukerxxx]

She is advertising for. 80 for hh in Hofmann States.

https://escortalligator.com.listcraw...cago/49290810/

[Bkmsw]

http://chicago.skipthegames.com/fema...t/413724671948

I don't remember if I reviewed this girl, but I have to say, when I saw her ad get newly posted, I felt it had to let everyone know about my time with her. Her ringing positive thing is that she is super fast with responding. Hits the major beats and questions in record time. I tell you that because I was in text convos with like 3 girls that I had started the process of trying to see them but you know how these girls can be. I sent a quick text to her and 20 min later she was at my place. Maybe faster. Nice girl. But when I say that those pics are basically sorcery compared to what she looked like in person, I am not joking.

I know what your thinking. Slam the door on her and go about my day. My response was to get her in because I did not want anyone seeing her come into my place. I am by no means new to this. I am pretty good at finding the scams and filters from pictures but I was far less amused when she took off her cloths. I'm not making this to make fun of a girl for no reason. She was professional and what not but I am giving you guys a heads up. I know that Game 7 feeling of working ourselves up from ads then having to pull it thru because girls are horrible on the phone.



Ok I'm done with what I wanted to say. Good hunting out there. Weed thru all these Onlyfans / Snapchat newbies that don't know what the sites are for to find a diamond.

Wow, her prices jump up, double in fact for a qv.

I reviewed her a month or so ago and gave her a positive review. But that was based on 60 qv price. I consider donation a factor in my review. Usually I am on a time crunch and if I am spending literally 15 minutes or less with a girl I refuse to go above 100 unless she is super hot. This one wasn't hot but for the donation at that time I thought it was worth it. Not at the current prices though. I humbly withdrawal my positive review.

B.

[TJGeek]

https://chicago.rubratings.com/149535

I remembered someone review her in the past. But I can't find the post. Can anyone help me out.

I can't fins the review but I remember it was not good.

[MoliJohnGuy82]

https://chicago.rubratings.com/153767Anyone had a chance to erupt in this ass. Check it out guys. Might have to skip the donation plate at church and give it to this girl.

[JimmyBean1969]

https://chicago.rubratings.com/149535

I remembered someone review her in the past. But I can't find the post. Can anyone help me out.

[MoliJohnGuy82]

https://escortalligator.com.listcraw...cago/49255568/

She was in Naperville but now in Elk Grove, has anyone seen?

Damn I am thinking this girl my be TGTBT. I was reading the comments and her first post. She post on Jan 31. And some dude says on Feb 1 he already hit it and recommend it. That's a fake flag for me. But do as you you please. Those suburban departments over by the air port ain't got nothing to do, so beware. Hopefully someone on here legitimately beat that up and can give us a recommendation. But as I mention; my buzz off radar in one for this girl. There are a few girl who I want to smash like no tomorrow; but I can not deal with the fall out in case it uncle LEO we all don't want to see ever.

[SamiSami]

Moderator. If this is an inappropriate request I apologize. I'm active in another region; passing through along I80 and 294 southern passing through and back again next Saturday. Man, the city has so many ads I don't know where to start. Been perusing the forum, checking the rip off reports etc to increase my luck, but if any of ya'all want to help a brother out please PM me if you have any suggestions not far off my route between say Hammond and Joliet. Hell, if I'm feeling spunky I may make a stop before my destination and follow up with a second in the afternoon.

I'm looking for someone that will make me feel like she wants to be there so I guess GFE; I like to pretend like maybe I'm not the whatever # dude she's seen today. Some BBJ is icing on the cake. Typically only into white girls if they are smoking hot. I'll check back here but please feel free to PM me. Love the Chinatown apartments but they are seeming quarantine quiet right now. Any budget.

Doing my best to read through the pages but man, your forum covers a huge geographic area and I'm not all that familiar with the names of each burb. Thanks.

[Jinurso]

Thanks for the roundup. Of the girls you saw, which ones were BBBJ? Were any offering any GFE services?

I don't really do long posts. I hope this made sense and helps anyone that was interested.

[ZckBrc]

https://escortalligator.com.listcraw...cago/49255568/

She was in Naperville but now in Elk Grove, has anyone seen?

[Gary Man]

Oh regredless of how this post comes off, I try and see the good in everythig situation and encounter. This last girl works with other discounts that all need ubers. Such as.
http://chicago.skipthegames.com/fema...y/009857281233

http://chicago.skipthegames.com/fema...r/474969276546

I didn't understand this part. "This Girl" looks like two different girls. Also "works with other discounts that all need ubers. " Can you explain further? The Greek goddess looks good. Not recommended? Thanks.

[Chi1000]

https://escortalligator.com.listcraw...cago/49110399/

And.

https://escortindex.com/ad/chicago/6...3528/1/5765688

I think I remember a post saying not worth it but looks good to me.

Any info yet?

[Chi1000]

https://escortalligator.com.listcraw...cago/49226547/ any reports on this girl. She looks really good.

[OngBak15]

You are absolutely right about the first one. I picked her up while she was at the casino in desplaines. I prolly should had kept moving on, but I had to get rid of some tadpoles given I had a full tank. After I plunged out a batch I took a shower, she walks in and asks if she can piss on me. I thought about it and I was like ok. Today I have no idea why guys are in to that. The next time around she was over by midways airport and I text her along with 3 other girls; one of the other girls got the date, and she was blowing up my phone bitching and nonsense. I just avoided her since. The other girl with the bad hygiene; I only ran into that twice, I don't know what gives with girls doing that too. Hell we got to go home hopefully not smelling like yeast or cigarettes. Ridiculous.

First of all, I did not know that my posts were that long. I hate writing I try and keep things short but glad it was useful.

Yeah I try not to be a dick about girls that smell. I have seen the hard working ones kinda just piss and head for the door. I can only imagine it comes from all of use sweating, condom res, lubes and just basic running around. I know for a fact they can't smell it. Add in that natual girl goodness and we have a melting pot for a Derection.

I asked Bunni about her friend, she said give her a few more weeks to get her up to the same standands of service. I would wait. But Bunni is cool. And more power to whatever you are into. But I totally hate prego women.

[MoliJohnGuy82]

I focused this week on not using retail therapy as a way to feel better during this downtime. In trying to reel in that addiction, I fell harder into this hobby this week. Really lost count of girls but I will report the ones with the ads I could find. Hope it helps and Seniors can always hit my inbox.

http://chicago.skipthegames.com/fema...t/316410723898

This is Nola. I will keep this real simple for you guys. Yes these pics are her and recent. $200 plus uber. Not a clock watcher and attentive to your needs. The downside: Drugs. The pics are real but perfect angles and filter sorcery. Teeth will remind you of the cast of The Tiger King. Her ass is amazing, just like it looks like in the pictures but track marks all over and veins blew out distracted me. And I have seen a lot. But she is clean in her presentation. You can tell she has lost a lot of weight really fast. So her body is not as tight as it would seem. With that, tits deflated. Not the best sight. Great girl but for the price point, I can't recommend.

Skills: 7.

Looks: 5.

*Honorable Mention*.

http://chicago.skipthegames.com/fema...r/296345400254

This is one of the many scams / pay deposit Ads that now flood the sites. I reached out because I have seen the girl in the pics at clubs and my friend did get a chance to lay her. So me thinking this was her, was kinda a real possibilty. And these are the times that will drag the closet ho from out of the house to make a real go at it.

Anyway, this is not a bot but a real person that is pretty smooth. I had plenty of time and I liked the way the person was trying to set me up to send $. I was amused but this person added a little twist into the routine. If you are bored and want to make sure you stay sharp, I think this is a great warm up. And if you want the real girls onlyfans and name, inbox me. She does live here. And it might be her, but don't blink.

http://chicago.skipthegames.com/fema...l/813008109292

Bunnie is who I started my week off with. I saw her years ago and reviewed her then. She is older but way better at everything now. She loves dressing up and acting like a little girl. Normally not my thing, but I was seduced by her into partaking into the GFE. The hotel she is staying at is clean and she makes sure she is perm and proper for the get down. Seniors inbox. She also works with another girl that I got a chance to stare at for a while. I will update when I partake.

Skills: 8.

Looks:7.

https://chicago.skipthegames.com/fem...0/962763815431

Meeting with her was so easy. Not to many texts back and forth. She was ready when I got to the address she sent me. The pictures are her but maybe 2 years ago. But she was trying. Threw on make up and I was ok as I got into her room. She is kinda cold and surgical with the mechanics. Everything covered but it was a win because of how easy it was to book with her. Her body is pretty tight. She takes directions for a few but then resorts back to whatever she was doing before.

Skills:6.

Looks: 6.

https://escortindex.com/ad/chicago/6...3528/1/5801907

https://escortfish.ch/ad/view/slip-a...-time/28655876

So hard to get a hold of. I made contact with her and her friend before going out there because it would ruin my day if they flaked. 35 mins late on their part, I get into the room with the promised things I said I would bring for them. Both are young and hot. They smoke a lot of weed. I think I saw handlers leaving before I got to the door but I was to far to not go forward. I thought I was going to enjoy them both but they changed the agreed upon rate and I made the friend sit and watch. It was fun enough but I will be doing a outcall next time.

Skills:7.

Looks:8.

https://escortindex.com/ad/chicago/3...4959/8/5679671

Pictures don't do her justice. She is hip hop video model hot. Another girl that I saw a while ago and reviewed but only remembered when I was in front of her. Her prices went up but still recommended. Sometimes you need to treat yourself to a high number.

Skills:8.

Looks:9.

https://escortfish.ch/ad/view/man-pleaser/27758601

Showed up beyond fucked up for a outcall. I am a pro and can work with that. She is far smaller than she looks in pictures. But she came in record time. No warm up, she strips and gets right to it. It was for sure a energy dump because I could only assume she was on something that made her sleepy. But because she is tiny, I got the chance to throw her around and make the most out of the situation. She got a little more energy and it became way better til the end. I will try her again to see if that is the state she always shows up in. And I saw the blonde. The other girl is prego and not working. Just driving.

Looks: 6.

Skills: 7.

https://escortfish.ch/ad/view/ebony-...calls/26844572

I had plans to meet with someone else in the area. I knew to start prep work and this is who responded. I should have known from the pictures what was next but I am sure you guys know what urges when your plans fall thru.

She did look a little better in person. Hotel is decent. But I was still on guard because of her voice, look and darkness in the room, I was not going to relax til I knew she was a female. We laughed about it but I was dead serious. I can confirm she is a female. She got extra relaxed and pulled out her party favors. It was midday and by this time, every light is on in the room. Whatever, she put a lot of effort into getting me into it. Let me record a few things for a extra $20. She is a nice enough girl but she was not doing it for me.

But the saving grace soon texts and starts calling her phone. She said it was her wife letting her know that time was up or something like that. I was ok with not completing til the wife comes in. Turns out, it is https://escortfish.ch/ad/view/outcal...-here/28757236.

I reviewed her awhile back and because she remembered me, I got to stay and have a few pops from her while her wife went to town on her. Only drawback was having to see some substances used in large amount but whatever. Ill add it to the stories I can only tell a few people in my life. I will recommend. Here is why. The price of both of them together is only 30 more. Video is allowed. And the BBBJ that the white wife does is still top rank. Black wife sucks at it all besides enthusiasm is because she is a real lesbian Stud. Have you guys in real life, seen a real lesbian go to town on kitty? It was way more educational for me than it had any right to be. Also, their prices seem to be on a sliding scale once they know you.

For black wife.

Looks:4.

Skills:4.

I don't really do long posts. I hope this made sense and helps anyone that was interested.

Is Bunnie's friend even worth shit— she had a few photos and I thought about chiseling a fresh nut off in her. But I saw some comments that were negative about her I was not sure if they were true. Tossing a $20 gold piece in the air. Who would you smash at drop of a hat? I am leaning toward Bunnie. A few months ago I should had smashed her when she was prego. I love prego snatch.

[MoliJohnGuy82]

http://chicago.skipthegames.com/fema...t/413724671948

I don't remember if I reviewed this girl, but I have to say, when I saw her ad get newly posted, I felt it had to let everyone know about my time with her. Her ringing positive thing is that she is super fast with responding. Hits the major beats and questions in record time. I tell you that because I was in text convos with like 3 girls that I had started the process of trying to see them but you know how these girls can be. I sent a quick text to her and 20 min later she was at my place. Maybe faster. Nice girl. But when I say that those pics are basically sorcery compared to what she looked like in person, I am not joking.

I know what your thinking. Slam the door on her and go about my day. My response was to get her in because I did not want anyone seeing her come into my place. I am by no means new to this. I am pretty good at finding the scams and filters from pictures but I was far less amused when she took off her cloths. I'm not making this to make fun of a girl for no reason. She was professional and what not but I am giving you guys a heads up. I know that Game 7 feeling of working ourselves up from ads then having to pull it thru because girls are horrible on the phone.

Just watch out. Also another girl that you should maybe wait for the next train or roll of the dice is.

https://escortindex.com/ad/chicago/6...3058/1/5791925

This is her. But of course the angles and sucking her tummy in go a long way. Nothing new there. But she is shorter and bigger than I was expecting. Not my fav but ill go along because she is here and a nut is a nut. Her energy was off but maybe I was wearing my disappoint on my face. Not a strike. I will say we both were off. The major thing is besides the subpar bbj, was her hygiene. A strong smell. But still I went on. She then proceeded to say she just had a baby. I was not amused with myself.

She changes her name and number a lot. I know I reviewed her but again just putting that in the forefront of all of you guys mind.

Oh regredless of how this post comes off, I try and see the good in everythig situation and encounter. This last girl works with other discounts that all need ubers. Such as.

http://chicago.skipthegames.com/fema...y/009857281233

http://chicago.skipthegames.com/fema...r/474969276546

https://escortindex.com/ad/chicago/7...0893/3/5786095 I just reviewed her. In my view, she is the only serviceable one of the group.

Ok I'm done with what I wanted to say. Good hunting out there. Weed thru all these Onlyfans / Snapchat newbies that don't know what the sites are for to find a diamond.

You are absolutely right about the first one. I picked her up while she was at the casino in desplaines. I prolly should had kept moving on, but I had to get rid of some tadpoles given I had a full tank. After I plunged out a batch I took a shower, she walks in and asks if she can piss on me. I thought about it and I was like ok. Today I have no idea why guys are in to that. The next time around she was over by midways airport and I text her along with 3 other girls; one of the other girls got the date, and she was blowing up my phone bitching and nonsense. I just avoided her since. The other girl with the bad hygiene; I only ran into that twice, I don't know what gives with girls doing that too. Hell we got to go home hopefully not smelling like yeast or cigarettes. Ridiculous.