Massage Parlor Reports

[MassageAwesome]

Yes, I'm being a bit facetious. I've stated elsewhere here that folks need to just *not* hobby for now (hence my bit about catching up on some reading).

It's a respiratory virus, so it needs to "land" in your lungs. There is some evidence out of Singapore that contact transmission is possible, though that's probably because you then touch your face and eventually it gets to your mouth.

Anyway, dudes, stop fucking *the kind of woman desperate enough to rent her mouth and vagina out during a pandemic*. That's no Judgement Poster Child.

The Paris Opera has a ton of ballet performances free on Amazon Prime. Perhaps plant a garden? The dick is designed to fold up for safe keeping; it will still be there in a few months!

O.

Obviously our small heads are overthinking our big ones. In that case go pop on pornhub or xvideos. Just think of all the AMP spending you can do once all of this ends. Works for me 👍127997;.

[Oldti]

This guy name Vietnamese.

Guy Khao just laid the hammer down and Sara.

No sex with black guys at all.

Yes Sarah from holiday.

Overheard it from his mouth to her ears.

So no more full service there.

[Oldti]

I can't blame them. If I owned a parlor, I'd stay closed until the healthcare industry gives the green light.

5% fatality rate and in Italy it's 13%.

[Oldti]

Yes, they're supposed to be licensed from a legitimate US massage school. A few might be but the rest? Fake licenses or none at all.

No a lot can't get one.

Because of getting busted for sex.

If you get caught then you can't have a license.

That's why so many want to be legitimate no extras.

[Ozymandias]

I would think the amount of viral load in an infected person giving you a BBBJ almost would guarantee infection. There is no way you wouldn't get infected especially with just heavy breathing in a closed space like that. Moreover, exchanging bodily fluids BBFS is probably a good way to transmit it; we don't know because there isn't enough studies around it because a bigger concern is BREATHING around an infected person. I'm just saying if you are inviting someone to your crib for a session it is probably safer than going in a shower or room with someone who may or may not know they are infected and haven't begin showing symptoms yet, but have come in constant intimate contact with 5-7 different people every day.

Yes, I'm being a bit facetious. I've stated elsewhere here that folks need to just *not* hobby for now (hence my bit about catching up on some reading).

It's a respiratory virus, so it needs to "land" in your lungs. There is some evidence out of Singapore that contact transmission is possible, though that's probably because you then touch your face and eventually it gets to your mouth.

Anyway, dudes, stop fucking *the kind of woman desperate enough to rent her mouth and vagina out during a pandemic*. That's no Judgement Poster Child.

The Paris Opera has a ton of ballet performances free on Amazon Prime. Perhaps plant a garden? The dick is designed to fold up for safe keeping; it will still be there in a few months!

O.

[HobbyMan51]

Yes, they're supposed to be licensed from a legitimate US massage school. A few might be but the rest? Fake licenses or none at all.

Exactly. I would not look for a widespread opening of parlors on Friday. The state was quite specific with the term "therapists" and made no mention of "parlors". With the current state of Covid-mindset, including parlors would be irresponsible and would only invite more negative criticism from those who wish to keep the economy strangled until it no longer twitches.

[Niteluvr]

I have spoken to a few owners and girls in Buford Highway that are NOT opening up Friday. They are still being cautious.

I can't blame them. If I owned a parlor, I'd stay closed until the healthcare industry gives the green light.

[Niteluvr]

Aren't these girls licensed massage therapist?

Maybe not all but they're supposed to be.

Yes, they're supposed to be licensed from a legitimate US massage school. A few might be but the rest? Fake licenses or none at all.

[TaoistMaster]

The list says massage therapists, not massage parlors. Big difference. Some of you horny camped out in front of your favorite spot all night Thursday night into Friday might be highly disappointed come Friday.

Aren't these girls licensed massage therapist?

Maybe not all but they're supposed to be.

[Niteluvr]

Best scenario is probably just standing doggie: have her kneel on the massage table, back her ass up with her legs spread, and just stand behind her and slide it in. If she's okay with a little B&D, maybe she'll let you bag her head for extra security.

O.

And I'll pay any BBFS lady $5 extra if she wears a doggie head cone and points her face out the window while boning her from behind.

[GorosDawg]

I would think the amount of viral load in an infected person giving you a BBBJ almost would guarantee infection. There is no way you wouldn't get infected especially with just heavy breathing in a closed space like that. Moreover, exchanging bodily fluids BBFS is probably a good way to transmit it; we don't know because there isn't enough studies around it because a bigger concern is BREATHING around an infected person. I'm just saying if you are inviting someone to your crib for a session it is probably safer than going in a shower or room with someone who may or may not know they are infected and haven't begin showing symptoms yet, but have come in constant intimate contact with 5-7 different people every day.

You nailed it!

If you are an older guy with any health issues you would be a fool to jump in right now.

[Anubis06]

It's not a venereal disease: you can pop an many raw loads up her vagina as you can muster and it won't matter COVID-wise.

Likewise, she can suck your dick: you just want to make sure if you handle your dick later (peeing on a tree or whatever), you make sure to wash your hands before touching your face or eating.

No kissing, obviously.

Best scenario is probably just standing doggie: have her kneel on the massage table, back her ass up with her legs spread, and just stand behind her and slide it in. If she's okay with a little B&D, maybe she'll let you bag her head for extra security.

(Me, I got my current issues of Harvard Business Review and The London Review of Books today. Life of the mind, the body can wait. I think a bit of monastic discipline is good for us from time to time.).

O.

I would think the amount of viral load in an infected person giving you a BBBJ almost would guarantee infection. There is no way you wouldn't get infected especially with just heavy breathing in a closed space like that. Moreover, exchanging bodily fluids BBFS is probably a good way to transmit it; we don't know because there isn't enough studies around it because a bigger concern is BREATHING around an infected person. I'm just saying if you are inviting someone to your crib for a session it is probably safer than going in a shower or room with someone who may or may not know they are infected and haven't begin showing symptoms yet, but have come in constant intimate contact with 5-7 different people every day.

[TroutMan69]

I have spoken to a few owners and girls in Buford Highway that are NOT opening up Friday. They are still being cautious.

[BoriiDope]

Since Friday is right around the corner I dare you the parlors may get busy whoever mongers Friday be safe I'm going to play the wait and see game to me it feels like Friday is too soon.

[HobbyMan51]

Here is a copy of that statement today.

Given the favorable data, enhanced testing, and approval of our healthcare professionals, we will allow gyms, fitness centers, bowling alleys, body art studios, barbers, cosmetologists, hair designers, nail care artists, estheticians, their respective schools, and massage therapists to reopen their doors this Friday, April 24,2020

The list says massage therapists, not massage parlors. Big difference. Some of you horny camped out in front of your favorite spot all night Thursday night into Friday might be highly disappointed come Friday.