Massage Parlor Reports

[BoriiDope]

Since Friday is right around the corner I dare you the parlors may get busy whoever mongers Friday be safe I'm going to play the wait and see game to me it feels like Friday is too soon.

[HobbyMan51]

Here is a copy of that statement today.

Given the favorable data, enhanced testing, and approval of our healthcare professionals, we will allow gyms, fitness centers, bowling alleys, body art studios, barbers, cosmetologists, hair designers, nail care artists, estheticians, their respective schools, and massage therapists to reopen their doors this Friday, April 24,2020

The list says massage therapists, not massage parlors. Big difference. Some of you horny camped out in front of your favorite spot all night Thursday night into Friday might be highly disappointed come Friday.

[Mike454]

It's not a venereal disease: you can pop an many raw loads up her vagina as you can muster and it won't matter COVID-wise.

Likewise, she can suck your dick: you just want to make sure if you handle your dick later (peeing on a tree or whatever), you make sure to wash your hands before touching your face or eating.

No kissing, obviously.

Best scenario is probably just standing doggie: have her kneel on the massage table, back her ass up with her legs spread, and just stand behind her and slide it in. If she's okay with a little B&D, maybe she'll let you bag her head for extra security.

(Me, I got my current issues of Harvard Business Review and The London Review of Books today. Life of the mind, the body can wait. I think a bit of monastic discipline is good for us from time to time.).

O.

It doesn't really matter how long we stay at home, the virus has not left. Its still out there, the only way it will die out is herd immunity (read about how these Sars-Cov2 virus spread and eventually die out) read research not news reports. Or a vaccine.

I'd say a whole lot more people than we know, have already had it, and now have the antibody, and can't spread it anymore. Thats really the only way for it to go away, althought the higher temps and humidity of summertime will slow the air to air transmissions.

All this staying home has done has moved the dates later in the year and helped ease the pressure on the healthcare systems.

[JDont]

Maybe with her face down either on or over the table is the safest. She breathing away from you.

I think that face hole in the table is the covid soup pot.

These girls normally don't change the sheets very often. I would hope they would now. But still.

[Ozymandias]

So I'm assuming CFS is practicing appropriate social distancing and BBFS would be against the rules? Maybe I should ask the Governor for the proper protocol for AMPs.

It's not a venereal disease: you can pop an many raw loads up her vagina as you can muster and it won't matter COVID-wise.

Likewise, she can suck your dick: you just want to make sure if you handle your dick later (peeing on a tree or whatever), you make sure to wash your hands before touching your face or eating.

No kissing, obviously.

Best scenario is probably just standing doggie: have her kneel on the massage table, back her ass up with her legs spread, and just stand behind her and slide it in. If she's okay with a little B&D, maybe she'll let you bag her head for extra security.

(Me, I got my current issues of Harvard Business Review and The London Review of Books today. Life of the mind, the body can wait. I think a bit of monastic discipline is good for us from time to time.).

O.

[Funbr202]

So I'm assuming CFS is practicing appropriate social distancing and BBFS would be against the rules? Maybe I should ask the Governor for the proper protocol for AMPs.

Maybe with her face down either on or over the table is the safest. She breathing away from you.

I think that face hole in the table is the covid soup pot.

[Bbinsider]

KEMP: This Friday allowing certain businesses to reopen:

Gyms.

Fitness centers.

Barbers.

Hair dressers.

Nail salons.

Massage therapists.

Expecting they still practice social distancing, regular santization, testing workers for flu and teleworking where possible at FOX5 Atlanta #Fox5 atl.

So I'm assuming CFS is practicing appropriate social distancing and BBFS would be against the rules? Maybe I should ask the Governor for the proper protocol for AMPs.

[LuvThis]

Here is a copy of that statement today.

Given the favorable data, enhanced testing, and approval of our healthcare professionals, we will allow gyms, fitness centers, bowling alleys, body art studios, barbers, cosmetologists, hair designers, nail care artists, estheticians, their respective schools, and massage therapists to reopen their doors this Friday, April 24,2020.

[TaoistMaster]

I just read his statement. He said gyms, bowling alleys, salons, and some other types of indoor businesses. I didn't see anything at all about massage businesses whether they be parlors or legit therapeutic massage businesses.

KEMP: This Friday allowing certain businesses to reopen:

Gyms.

Fitness centers.

Barbers.

Hair dressers.

Nail salons.

Massage therapists.

Expecting they still practice social distancing, regular santization, testing workers for flu and teleworking where possible at FOX5 Atlanta #Fox5 atl.

[MassageAwesome]

I just read his statement. He said gyms, bowling alleys, salons, and some other types of indoor businesses. I didn't see anything at all about massage businesses whether they be parlors or legit therapeutic massage businesses.

Massage places are included. So expect the AMPs to have an overflow of mongers (no pun intended) this upcoming weekend. I think Imma still wait a while longer. Too soon for me.

[Niteluvr]

I just read his statement. He said gyms, bowling alleys, salons, and some other types of indoor businesses. I didn't see anything at all about massage businesses whether they be parlors or legit therapeutic massage businesses.

Interesting how it will play out but it's a reckless move. Now science, logic, and a huge lack of resources are starting to take a back door.

If this mentality keeps up, it will turn into a shit storm.

[Niteluvr]

If anyone wants to try it out the phone nu for an appointment is 770-xxx-1988

Are you going to post any details?

[HobbyMan51]

Gov Kemp just announced hair, massage, etc will reopen this Friday.

I just read his statement. He said gyms, bowling alleys, salons, and some other types of indoor businesses. I didn't see anything at all about massage businesses whether they be parlors or legit therapeutic massage businesses.

[Niteluvr]

Yes, but the happy ending must be administered from six feet away.

I've been thinking about that 6-foot, HJ situation for weeks now, wondering how it will play out at parlors when the "all clear" is given. Wonder if the Chinese ladies will all be wearing masks and refuse to get too cozy? I assume some will.

Anyone kept in contact with their CAMP girl and heard any different?

[Dick M Good]

If anyone wants to try it out the phone nu for an appointment is 770-xxx-1988.

I went by the previously mentioned new AMP by the hot dog store on Peachtree pkwy in Peachtree City. I noticed an open door and a young lass with a plunging neck line in the door. She said they were doing business but you had to make an appointment by phone.