Massage Parlor Reports

[Harley Dude 29]

Dude, I'm sorry that happened to you. Thanks for TOFTT. I saw her ad and wanted to try, even did some research (as we all do) as to the standard procedures and tips when paying. 2 for a massage. That's crazy that it doesn't come with the standard NOVA. We Def need to stand together and not pay these girls inflated prices. I've read elsewhere in NOVA the. 2 covers the finish as well. Anyway, thanks for the intel. I Def won't be calling her.

I don't want to bash anyone's choice but why are is anyone tipping anything when they have already milked 120 out of you for a rub and nothing else. That is why they continue doing that as they just got 140 for about 40 minutes of their time. It is tough to do but get up and walk out and then share so others don't fall for their BS. It is hard to believe that in this time of CV19 that they have enough business to do this. Maybe there is just way too many accepting people with too much money.

HD29.

[Member #6438]

Howdy all so I have been a member here for a while and a reader for even longer but thought I would post my first dream so as to contribute. Anyway, I had a dream a couple of weeks ago about meeting with one of the Thai ladies over in Tyson's. I did not know at the time I called that it was one that a few of you folks already knew but was new for me. Anyway I did not save the ad where in my dream I found the number, but contacted the number and inquired about a massage for soon thereafter. The responded was accommodating and I made an appointment to see her for an hour after I texted. The person (I hesitate to say she as I never spoke only texted) did ask for my name and race. Being a black man in this time for mongers seems to be tough as I have read about muggings and other such nonsense, plus I have found an overall bias against black men from non black ladies in this field. I am sure a few bad apples have soured some, but it is what it is, I will never beg a lady to see me if she does not want to see. Back top the main subject, I dreamt I pulled up to 1500 Logan Circle and texted for an apartment number, one was provided and I headed up. Was met at the door by a cute enough 30's Thai woman, I do remember she was older and different than shown in the picture, but was mid 30's and cute enough so I decided to go ahead. Inside was a curtain right behind the front door closing off the living room, but I did see several other curtained off massage areas. My dream self was led to a bedroom with a nice massage setup including a big massage table and all the expected extras, towel warmer, massage gel, all that jazz. The towels on the table looked clean and new for my dream so I was happy. Anyhow dream me provided the agreed upon $ . 2 for the hour massage, whereupon Mimi left and dream me got naked on the massage table. Now let me be clear, dream me has visited massage parlors all over this great land of ours from sea to shining sea and usually receives a mediocre massage and maybe an extra or two, as this was my first visit here and it was in the middle of this pandemic shit, dream me did not know what to expect. Well dream me hoped for at least a standard NOVA finish for the inflated $ . 2/ hr starting price but dream me was prepared to be underwhelmed. Anyhow Mimi was wearing some tight jean shorts and a tight top that showed off some nice cleavage, likely showing a full C when in the bra but I determined the bra was real tight and was pushing the ladies up and giving the illusion of a fuller bust. I realize I am jumping around a bit but that is just how my mind works remembering a dream from a few weeks ago, Mimi said she was from L. A. When asked where she was from (which is not what I meant and she knew it but oh well), but as I have been to Thailand several times I knew exactly where she was from once she started speaking in halting Thai accented English. Back to the main dream, Mimi provided an above average massage! Which was really quite enjoyable. I am a big strong guy and do not really feel light massages and they do nothing for me, so I always ask for hard pressure. Mimi delivered and dream me was very happy with the massage. That part lasted about 40 minutes maybe, not really sure as dream me does not take anything of value with me when going to meet a new masseuse especially when going to an apartment, only the agreed upon fee and some money for a tip if needed. The back massage is overall very pleasing and Mimi says to let her know when or if I want to roll over. Now this triggered my spidey sense as dream me was expecting at least a NOVA finish for $ . 2. Anyway I enjoy a couple more minutes of massage then ask to turn over. Now to the not so fun part of this dream. Dream me flips over and Mimi asks if I want a massage here, while pointing at my groin, now the back massage had very little in the way of teasing so I was not sure before then what was available. Dream me says yes to the front side massage whereupon Mimi asks how much I am going to tip her, now dream me mentions I paid $ . 2 already so if she wants more tip then just give me the NOVA finish and I will be on my way. She says the $ . 2 was only for massage, and wants another $ for the handy. Dream me is shocked and asks if she will get naked and can I touch. She says no, $ . 5 for topless and still only NOVA finish! This about kills my vibe, but I only had an extra. 8 on me as my limit for the day was $$. So I now know I will never be going back to see her or anyone from that location, so say fuck it tell her I only have. 8 and want to touch her while she NOVA's me. Dream me says this knowing I will never finish from an HJ without touching at least over the clothes and likely will not even then. Long story longer, she agrees as I imagine she is hurting for clients. Her true colors come through with a very lackluster NOVA job, her face is bored the entire time and keeps asking if I will cum every 2 minutes, like she wants dream me to hurry up. I will say her dream tits did feel decent even through her shirt. So I am lkaying there feeling kind of good with her effort but can start to tell I won't finish from her attempt. I take the matter in my own hands while she sits between my legs and dream me imagines fucking the daylight out of what looks like a reasonable ass. Hahahahaha, dream me finishes, Mimi cleans up dream me quite nicely and offers a shower. Dream me accepts, gets a towel and Mimi grabs my clothing and shows me to the bathroom and shower. I did appreciate her bringing my clothes into the bathroom so I could watch them, but I only had my car key attached to a belt loop and nothing else with me. Shower over, dream me dresses and Mimi walks me out. I can still hear other ladies talking when we walk past the curtained off living room but I do not see anyone else.

Long story real long it was a great massage even for that price, but everything else after that was a waste. I did ask if a larger tip would get more than just her top off but Mimi said nothing else was available. I am sure many of you fine mongering have been to this location already, but for those newbies at least you have some idea of what you are getting yourself into! Haha, stay safe out there mongers and ladies!

Dude, I'm sorry that happened to you. Thanks for TOFTT. I saw her ad and wanted to try, even did some research (as we all do) as to the standard procedures and tips when paying. 2 for a massage. That's crazy that it doesn't come with the standard NOVA. We Def need to stand together and not pay these girls inflated prices. I've read elsewhere in NOVA the. 2 covers the finish as well. Anyway, thanks for the intel. I Def won't be calling her.

[Mdubya]

I had a similar dream in Tysons. Might be the same place. I told her I wanted everything and she said HJ for 100. I told her no way tipped her 20 and left.

I can't believe guys are paying 100 for a HJ. What is this world coming to. I can see if it was an enhanced HJ like full touch, daty, or something. But just a regular ol hand job? I've never met a lady who could HJ me better than me LOL.

[LegendX]

I also had Jiji on the brains. After reading so much review I assume she would be stack with big cups maybe with red hair and light skin. Went up the door was open as I was waking up and felt like I got swap with Nana. There was another girl behind the curtains that I couldn't see. I Basically left cause I didn't want to be rude to ask and check the other girl out. Maybe next time. Or if anyone could really describe her.

After reading the reports I had JiJi on the brain so I texted and set up an appointment. I've only been to that area once to visit someone in Luna's circle. She heard me walking up the stairs and had the door open as I made it to the landing. I didn't expect her to be quite that thick but it wasn't too much. I paid upfront and after she left the room to stow it she was back quickly and started the massage. It's not the best but she keeps up the good pressure while she sits or kneels on you. She gives you her full attention the whole time. It's funny though, for all she will do she really doesn't seem to like for you to play with her kitty using your hand. I was about to be disappointed at finishing early but then came the shower. Not bad.

Someone here said she was better looking than Nana. Well, then Nana probably doesn't make the grade.

[Member #6313]

Howdy all so I have been a member here for a while and a reader for even longer but thought I would post my first dream so as to contribute. Anyway, I had a dream a couple of weeks ago about meeting with one of the Thai ladies over in Tyson's. I did not know at the time I called that it was one that a few of you folks already knew but was new for me. Anyway I did not save the ad where in my dream I found the number, but contacted the number and inquired about a massage for soon thereafter. The responded was accommodating and I made an appointment to see her for an hour after I texted. The person (I hesitate to say she as I never spoke only texted) did ask for my name and race. Being a black man in this time for mongers seems to be tough as I have read about muggings and other such nonsense, plus I have found an overall bias against black men from non black ladies in this field. I am sure a few bad apples have soured some, but it is what it is, I will never beg a lady to see me if she does not want to see. Back top the main subject, I dreamt I pulled up to 1500 Logan Circle and texted for an apartment number, one was provided and I headed up. Was met at the door by a cute enough 30's Thai woman, I do remember she was older and different than shown in the picture, but was mid 30's and cute enough so I decided to go ahead. Inside was a curtain right behind the front door closing off the living room, but I did see several other curtained off massage areas. My dream self was led to a bedroom with a nice massage setup including a big massage table and all the expected extras, towel warmer, massage gel, all that jazz. The towels on the table looked clean and new for my dream so I was happy. Anyhow dream me provided the agreed upon $ . 2 for the hour massage, whereupon Mimi left and dream me got naked on the massage table. Now let me be clear, dream me has visited massage parlors all over this great land of ours from sea to shining sea and usually receives a mediocre massage and maybe an extra or two, as this was my first visit here and it was in the middle of this pandemic shit, dream me did not know what to expect. Well dream me hoped for at least a standard NOVA finish for the inflated $ . 2/ hr starting price but dream me was prepared to be underwhelmed. Anyhow Mimi was wearing some tight jean shorts and a tight top that showed off some nice cleavage, likely showing a full C when in the bra but I determined the bra was real tight and was pushing the ladies up and giving the illusion of a fuller bust. I realize I am jumping around a bit but that is just how my mind works remembering a dream from a few weeks ago, Mimi said she was from L. A. When asked where she was from (which is not what I meant and she knew it but oh well), but as I have been to Thailand several times I knew exactly where she was from once she started speaking in halting Thai accented English. Back to the main dream, Mimi provided an above average massage! Which was really quite enjoyable. I am a big strong guy and do not really feel light massages and they do nothing for me, so I always ask for hard pressure. Mimi delivered and dream me was very happy with the massage. That part lasted about 40 minutes maybe, not really sure as dream me does not take anything of value with me when going to meet a new masseuse especially when going to an apartment, only the agreed upon fee and some money for a tip if needed. The back massage is overall very pleasing and Mimi says to let her know when or if I want to roll over. Now this triggered my spidey sense as dream me was expecting at least a NOVA finish for $ . 2. Anyway I enjoy a couple more minutes of massage then ask to turn over. Now to the not so fun part of this dream. Dream me flips over and Mimi asks if I want a massage here, while pointing at my groin, now the back massage had very little in the way of teasing so I was not sure before then what was available. Dream me says yes to the front side massage whereupon Mimi asks how much I am going to tip her, now dream me mentions I paid $ . 2 already so if she wants more tip then just give me the NOVA finish and I will be on my way. She says the $ . 2 was only for massage, and wants another $ for the handy. Dream me is shocked and asks if she will get naked and can I touch. She says no, $ . 5 for topless and still only NOVA finish! This about kills my vibe, but I only had an extra. 8 on me as my limit for the day was $$. So I now know I will never be going back to see her or anyone from that location, so say fuck it tell her I only have. 8 and want to touch her while she NOVA's me. Dream me says this knowing I will never finish from an HJ without touching at least over the clothes and likely will not even then. Long story longer, she agrees as I imagine she is hurting for clients. Her true colors come through with a very lackluster NOVA job, her face is bored the entire time and keeps asking if I will cum every 2 minutes, like she wants dream me to hurry up. I will say her dream tits did feel decent even through her shirt. So I am lkaying there feeling kind of good with her effort but can start to tell I won't finish from her attempt. I take the matter in my own hands while she sits between my legs and dream me imagines fucking the daylight out of what looks like a reasonable ass. Hahahahaha, dream me finishes, Mimi cleans up dream me quite nicely and offers a shower. Dream me accepts, gets a towel and Mimi grabs my clothing and shows me to the bathroom and shower. I did appreciate her bringing my clothes into the bathroom so I could watch them, but I only had my car key attached to a belt loop and nothing else with me. Shower over, dream me dresses and Mimi walks me out. I can still hear other ladies talking when we walk past the curtained off living room but I do not see anyone else.

Long story real long it was a great massage even for that price, but everything else after that was a waste. I did ask if a larger tip would get more than just her top off but Mimi said nothing else was available. I am sure many of you fine mongering have been to this location already, but for those newbies at least you have some idea of what you are getting yourself into! Haha, stay safe out there mongers and ladies!

I had a similar dream in Tysons. Might be the same place. I told her I wanted everything and she said HJ for 100. I told her no way tipped her 20 and left.

[FanOfChaos]

Howdy all so I have been a member here for a while and a reader for even longer but thought I would post my first dream so as to contribute. Anyway, I had a dream a couple of weeks ago about meeting with one of the Thai ladies over in Tyson's. I did not know at the time I called that it was one that a few of you folks already knew but was new for me. Anyway I did not save the ad where in my dream I found the number, but contacted the number and inquired about a massage for soon thereafter. The responded was accommodating and I made an appointment to see her for an hour after I texted. The person (I hesitate to say she as I never spoke only texted) did ask for my name and race. Being a black man in this time for mongers seems to be tough as I have read about muggings and other such nonsense, plus I have found an overall bias against black men from non black ladies in this field. I am sure a few bad apples have soured some, but it is what it is, I will never beg a lady to see me if she does not want to see. Back top the main subject, I dreamt I pulled up to 1500 Logan Circle and texted for an apartment number, one was provided and I headed up. Was met at the door by a cute enough 30's Thai woman, I do remember she was older and different than shown in the picture, but was mid 30's and cute enough so I decided to go ahead. Inside was a curtain right behind the front door closing off the living room, but I did see several other curtained off massage areas. My dream self was led to a bedroom with a nice massage setup including a big massage table and all the expected extras, towel warmer, massage gel, all that jazz. The towels on the table looked clean and new for my dream so I was happy. Anyhow dream me provided the agreed upon $ . 2 for the hour massage, whereupon Mimi left and dream me got naked on the massage table. Now let me be clear, dream me has visited massage parlors all over this great land of ours from sea to shining sea and usually receives a mediocre massage and maybe an extra or two, as this was my first visit here and it was in the middle of this pandemic shit, dream me did not know what to expect. Well dream me hoped for at least a standard NOVA finish for the inflated $ . 2/ hr starting price but dream me was prepared to be underwhelmed. Anyhow Mimi was wearing some tight jean shorts and a tight top that showed off some nice cleavage, likely showing a full C when in the bra but I determined the bra was real tight and was pushing the ladies up and giving the illusion of a fuller bust. I realize I am jumping around a bit but that is just how my mind works remembering a dream from a few weeks ago, Mimi said she was from L. A. When asked where she was from (which is not what I meant and she knew it but oh well), but as I have been to Thailand several times I knew exactly where she was from once she started speaking in halting Thai accented English. Back to the main dream, Mimi provided an above average massage! Which was really quite enjoyable. I am a big strong guy and do not really feel light massages and they do nothing for me, so I always ask for hard pressure. Mimi delivered and dream me was very happy with the massage. That part lasted about 40 minutes maybe, not really sure as dream me does not take anything of value with me when going to meet a new masseuse especially when going to an apartment, only the agreed upon fee and some money for a tip if needed. The back massage is overall very pleasing and Mimi says to let her know when or if I want to roll over. Now this triggered my spidey sense as dream me was expecting at least a NOVA finish for $ . 2. Anyway I enjoy a couple more minutes of massage then ask to turn over. Now to the not so fun part of this dream. Dream me flips over and Mimi asks if I want a massage here, while pointing at my groin, now the back massage had very little in the way of teasing so I was not sure before then what was available. Dream me says yes to the front side massage whereupon Mimi asks how much I am going to tip her, now dream me mentions I paid $ . 2 already so if she wants more tip then just give me the NOVA finish and I will be on my way. She says the $ . 2 was only for massage, and wants another $ for the handy. Dream me is shocked and asks if she will get naked and can I touch. She says no, $ . 5 for topless and still only NOVA finish! This about kills my vibe, but I only had an extra. 8 on me as my limit for the day was $$. So I now know I will never be going back to see her or anyone from that location, so say fuck it tell her I only have. 8 and want to touch her while she NOVA's me. Dream me says this knowing I will never finish from an HJ without touching at least over the clothes and likely will not even then. Long story longer, she agrees as I imagine she is hurting for clients. Her true colors come through with a very lackluster NOVA job, her face is bored the entire time and keeps asking if I will cum every 2 minutes, like she wants dream me to hurry up. I will say her dream tits did feel decent even through her shirt. So I am lkaying there feeling kind of good with her effort but can start to tell I won't finish from her attempt. I take the matter in my own hands while she sits between my legs and dream me imagines fucking the daylight out of what looks like a reasonable ass. Hahahahaha, dream me finishes, Mimi cleans up dream me quite nicely and offers a shower. Dream me accepts, gets a towel and Mimi grabs my clothing and shows me to the bathroom and shower. I did appreciate her bringing my clothes into the bathroom so I could watch them, but I only had my car key attached to a belt loop and nothing else with me. Shower over, dream me dresses and Mimi walks me out. I can still hear other ladies talking when we walk past the curtained off living room but I do not see anyone else.

Long story real long it was a great massage even for that price, but everything else after that was a waste. I did ask if a larger tip would get more than just her top off but Mimi said nothing else was available. I am sure many of you fine mongering have been to this location already, but for those newbies at least you have some idea of what you are getting yourself into! Haha, stay safe out there mongers and ladies!

[WalterKovacs]

I think Bena is Jewell, who some on here have liked, but she didn't do it for me

Was going to point this out but couldn't remember the other name she went by. Bena is Jewell who others have reviewed and this outfit have worked together for some time from what I gathered. I was booked to see her one time but didn't pull the trigger, didn't really get the feeling I'm missing out based on mixed reviews.

[Tom McAn]

Is when you read these articles, they all say the same thing. The law is really going after sex trafficking. Trying to bring down the establishments that force their workers to perform sex acts. 100% of the AMPs I've dreamt of, are filled with mature, consenting, SWs who negotiate their prices and never have to feel "forced" to act.

The problem with these laws is in theory it's meant to combat trafficking and in practice it hurts genuine SW trying to scrape a living. To add insult to injury, it won't even hurt trafficking, because you simply wont stop trafficking at the massage parlor. You have to attack it at the source and hint; its not at the MP. So theyll never properly fight trafficking. So it's just ludicrous to label as such. It's Puritan bullshit and nothing more, they're just trying to use trigger words to draw more saps to the cause.

I'm not sure whether I'd call this "Puritan bullshit" considering that Virginia has moved far to the left in recent years. Just as there are plenty of do-gooders on the right, they exist on the other side of the spectrum as well. The Polaris Project is a prime example. What these professional scolds are doing is trying to label all consenting adults behavior as sex trafficking whenever an exchange of money is involved.

As for the new law, I wouldn't be surprised if this cuts down on the number of AMP's this side of the Potomac. However, it could be a boon for independents such as the various Thai providers in Northern Virginia. I guess we'll find out soon enough.

[TheOuroboros]

Read this - https://www.richmond.com/news/virgin...ea3de3ee4.html.

In the hands of police (which may vary widely by jurisdiction) this law makes a rub and tug a prostitution bust. For everyone. After July 1st. That's something LE can't do today as only penetrative sex carries that charge. Under the current law it's not even clear if getting a handjob is illegal and no one is busted for just that. After July 1st it will be prostitution for provider and monger. Today they have to catch them doing or offering FS. After July 1st they just have to catch them giving a HE.

This law will give LE the tool they need to put AMP's out of business, and that's what they (with the support of politicians) intend to do.

Time to consider permanently decamping to Greenbelt for your post COVID-19 AMP fun.

Is when you read these articles, they all say the same thing. The law is really going after sex trafficking. Trying to bring down the establishments that force their workers to perform sex acts. 100% of the AMPs I've dreamt of, are filled with mature, consenting, SWs who negotiate their prices and never have to feel "forced" to act.

The problem with these laws is in theory it's meant to combat trafficking and in practice it hurts genuine SW trying to scrape a living. To add insult to injury, it won't even hurt trafficking, because you simply won’t stop trafficking at the massage parlor. You have to attack it at the source and hint; it’s not at the MP. So they’ll never properly fight trafficking. So it's just ludicrous to label as such. It's Puritan bullshit and nothing more, they're just trying to use trigger words to draw more saps to the cause.

[Mandane]

Doesn't seem much different than the current law except different wording.

Read this - https://www.richmond.com/news/virgin...ea3de3ee4.html.

In the hands of police (which may vary widely by jurisdiction) this law makes a rub and tug a prostitution bust. For everyone. After July 1st. That's something LE can't do today as only penetrative sex carries that charge. Under the current law it's not even clear if getting a handjob is illegal and no one is busted for just that. After July 1st it will be prostitution for provider and monger. Today they have to catch them doing or offering FS. After July 1st they just have to catch them giving a HE.

This law will give LE the tool they need to put AMP's out of business, and that's what they (with the support of politicians) intend to do.

Time to consider permanently decamping to Greenbelt for your post COVID-19 AMP fun.

[TheOuroboros]

Doesn't seem much different than the current law except different wording.

It's just a way for the suits to pat themselves on the back and pretend like they are making a difference. "Mission accomplished" boys.

It won't change anything: adaptation is the forefront of evolution

[NyHornet]

Jiji was a breath of fresh air after getting dunked into the shit tank with my previous Thai excursion.

Appreciate the recommendation and she's definitely worth the price of admission.

Simple text to the handler. Now there was some back an forth and I offered to pay an early morning visit. Jiji wasn't originally on the table and I got sent a picture of nana with the handler telling me her friend nana was available during the time slot I asked for and frankly I was just looking to shoot my wand so I texted that nana was ok.

But a few minutes later "she" sent me a picture of Jiji with an apology saying she was a available if I could wait just 30 min more. While I haven't tried nana, I can tell you Jiji definitely looks the hottest of the bunch. So I was going to take that trade and made my appointment with Jiji. As stated before $$ gives you 1 hr massage and CFS which honestly is a great deal because it skips the whole need for a negotiation and thus never spoils the fantasy..

I think Bena is Jewell, who some on here have liked, but she didn't do it for me.

[Member #6313]

https://lis.virginia.gov/cgi-bin/leg...201+sum+HB1524

HB 1524 Prostitution; touching the unclothed genitals or anus of another, penalty.

Introduced by: Karrie K. Delaney.

SUMMARY AS PASSED:

Prostitution; touching the unclothed genitals or anus of another; penalty. Provides that any person who touches the unclothed genitals or anus of another with the intent to sexually arouse or gratify for money is guilty of prostitution, which is punishable as a Class 1 misdemeanor. The bill also provides that any person who receives any money on account of procuring for or placing in a house of prostitution any person for the purpose of causing such person to engage in the touching of the unclothed genitals or anus of another person with the intent to sexually arouse or gratify is guilty of a Class 4 felony. As introduced, this bill is a recommendation of the Virginia State Crime Commission.

Doesn't seem much different than the current law except different wording.

[Asphalt]

This doesn't really give any insight on the menu. BBBJ? CBJ only?

If you take the basic package (1. 2) you'll get a nice handshake. If you take the 2. 0 package you'll get covered BJ and FS, just like the other posters said.

[Bunker Buster]

Don't mean to damper the forum, but was wondering ppls thoughts on VA Governor signing new law (effective July 1): https://lis.virginia.gov/cgi-bin/legp604.exe?201+sum+HB1524.

Does this mean it's over for us VA mongers.

https://lis.virginia.gov/cgi-bin/leg...201+sum+HB1524

HB 1524 Prostitution; touching the unclothed genitals or anus of another, penalty.

Introduced by: Karrie K. Delaney.

SUMMARY AS PASSED:

Prostitution; touching the unclothed genitals or anus of another; penalty. Provides that any person who touches the unclothed genitals or anus of another with the intent to sexually arouse or gratify for money is guilty of prostitution, which is punishable as a Class 1 misdemeanor. The bill also provides that any person who receives any money on account of procuring for or placing in a house of prostitution any person for the purpose of causing such person to engage in the touching of the unclothed genitals or anus of another person with the intent to sexually arouse or gratify is guilty of a Class 4 felony. As introduced, this bill is a recommendation of the Virginia State Crime Commission.