Massage Parlor Reports

[FloorHump422]

Go see this one JiJi. Decent looking with nice breasts. Gives you a scrub down in the shower and a great massage. Room is clean with nice soft music. On the flip she'll be naked and direct you to the bed next to the massage table. I was hard as a rock so she climbed on top and slid her pussy up and down my cock. I almost slid it inside her bare but she stopped and put on the cover. CBJ then Cowgirl, Mish and I was done. She cleaned me up and I left. 200 total for the hour. Very nice apartment in Annandale. NaNa works there too.

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Did you negotiate after the flip or just pay upfront?

[WalterKovacs]

Go see this one JiJi. Decent looking with nice breasts. Gives you a scrub down in the shower and a great massage. Room is clean with nice soft music. On the flip she'll be naked and direct you to the bed next to the massage table. I was hard as a rock so she climbed on top and slid her pussy up and down my cock. I almost slid it inside her bare but she stopped and put on the cover. CBJ then Cowgirl, Mish and I was done. She cleaned me up and I left. 200 total for the hour. Very nice apartment in Annandale. NaNa works there too.

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Do you know if BBBJ was available with JiJi because I was considering her. And that's make or break for me. Lmk thanks.

[Member #6313]

The dreaded C-virus has me itching, and I think staying inside has a greater chance of turning me into a zombie than going outside of this little Racoon City. So, I caught wind of this post and she had my eye.

https://nova.bedpage.com/Therapeutic...n/9624573.html

So she says she's new and a quick investigation of the number I discover she's from honolulu. It was late at night, and she was the only gal who responded to my text so I opted for the hour massage and made my way to 1500 Lin Cr in McLean. Folks who have tried Thai candy-already know this location well. And it was not my first time here.

The pics are obviously fake and the girl who met me at the door was ok, good body but face was meh. Gave the $. 2 fee and proceeded to lie down naked on the massage bed / table, the familiar routine.

Requested a hard massage and got a medium with minor back walking. It was a fairly lackluster massage. Thai candy is a much better LMT. But this girl tried. Honestly it's been a while since I had one so even a shit massage would still feel good I guess. 40 minutes of muscle rub and kneading and then she began a slight tickling of the groin area, and a few minutes of teasing before asking me to flip.

She started tickling the boys from the front and fellas, I was like a dog being shown a juicy T-bone steak. I was hungry and salivating at the mouth. Then she spoiled the moment and said "how much tip?" and I said well that depends if I get to give you a massage too? She shook her head which I thought was surprising. She motioned to remove her top with her hands and said "100" I looked at her blankly and said are you out of your fucking mind? Lady, for a 100 I can have a much cuter Thai girl nosh on my cock and get a nice BJ with my massage. I ain't paying you more than 40 for that top to come off. She gave me a hard no and I said fine well this is NoVA so I'll take the standard HJ and I'll be on my way. She said no HJ 120 fee is just massage. I said you're going to have a damn hard time finding business here if your model is 120+100 for a mediocre massage and HJ. She told me she sees many customers who pay this asinine price. Really? In the middle of this pandemic where the vast majority of denizens are staying inside on lockdown? You're getting that kind of valuation? Well I wasn't going to fork up the dough so I opted to just finish the massage, lucky enough to get my full hour and cut my losses.

Now I'm going to pause my story to give you a hard glare. To the nameless monger (s) who is actually paying a Benji for this ***** to show you her half-ass surgically augmented tit while she jack hammers your tiny dick. My brother, there are far better options out there. Nobody should 220 for a HJ. I have it on pretty good authority from Moses that Thou shall not empty thine wallet for Thai thots was the 11th commandment from upstairs.

So I left $.20 bucks lighter and made my way downstairs, my big blue balls slappin each step of the way there, to my car which wasn't there because it got fucking towed. So I got fucked twice and not in the way I had intended. I hard TOFTT boys. Stay away from this one. It's simply not worth it on any level.

Go see this one JiJi. Decent looking with nice breasts. Gives you a scrub down in the shower and a great massage. Room is clean with nice soft music. On the flip she'll be naked and direct you to the bed next to the massage table. I was hard as a rock so she climbed on top and slid her pussy up and down my cock. I almost slid it inside her bare but she stopped and put on the cover. CBJ then Cowgirl, Mish and I was done. She cleaned me up and I left. 200 total for the hour. Very nice apartment in Annandale. NaNa works there too.

https://bodyrubshop.com/ads/massage-...-pics-38476154

https://bodyrubshop.com/ads/new-in-t...-5881-39517033

[WalterKovacs]

The dreaded C-virus has me itching, and I think staying inside has a greater chance of turning me into a zombie than going outside of this little Racoon City. So, I caught wind of this post and she had my eye.

https://nova.bedpage.com/Therapeutic...n/9624573.html

So she says she's new and a quick investigation of the number I discover she's from honolulu. It was late at night, and she was the only gal who responded to my text so I opted for the hour massage and made my way to 1500 Lin Cr in McLean. Folks who have tried Thai candy-already know this location well. And it was not my first time here.

The pics are obviously fake and the girl who met me at the door was ok, good body but face was meh. Gave the $. 2 fee and proceeded to lie down naked on the massage bed / table, the familiar routine.

Requested a hard massage and got a medium with minor back walking. It was a fairly lackluster massage. Thai candy is a much better LMT. But this girl tried. Honestly it's been a while since I had one so even a shit massage would still feel good I guess. 40 minutes of muscle rub and kneading and then she began a slight tickling of the groin area, and a few minutes of teasing before asking me to flip.

She started tickling the boys from the front and fellas, I was like a dog being shown a juicy T-bone steak. I was hungry and salivating at the mouth. Then she spoiled the moment and said "how much tip?" and I said well that depends if I get to give you a massage too? She shook her head which I thought was surprising. She motioned to remove her top with her hands and said "100" I looked at her blankly and said are you out of your fucking mind? Lady, for a 100 I can have a much cuter Thai girl nosh on my cock and get a nice BJ with my massage. I ain't paying you more than 40 for that top to come off. She gave me a hard no and I said fine well this is NoVA so I'll take the standard HJ and I'll be on my way. She said no HJ 120 fee is just massage. I said you're going to have a damn hard time finding business here if your model is 120+100 for a mediocre massage and HJ. She told me she sees many customers who pay this asinine price. Really? In the middle of this pandemic where the vast majority of denizens are staying inside on lockdown? You're getting that kind of valuation? Well I wasn't going to fork up the dough so I opted to just finish the massage, lucky enough to get my full hour and cut my losses.

Yikes, what a disaster. Grip you're one of the solid ones I trust on here so I'm definitely not doing business with this ripoff. Appreciate you TOFTT.

[TheOuroboros]

The dreaded C-virus has me itching, and I think staying inside has a greater chance of turning me into a zombie than going outside of this little Racoon City. So, I caught wind of this post and she had my eye.

https://nova.bedpage.com/Therapeutic...n/9624573.html

So she says she's new and a quick investigation of the number I discover she's from honolulu. It was late at night, and she was the only gal who responded to my text so I opted for the hour massage and made my way to 1500 Lin Cr in McLean. Folks who have tried Thai candy-already know this location well. And it was not my first time here.

The pics are obviously fake and the girl who met me at the door was ok, good body but face was meh. Gave the $. 2 fee and proceeded to lie down naked on the massage bed / table, the familiar routine.

Requested a hard massage and got a medium with minor back walking. It was a fairly lackluster massage. Thai candy is a much better LMT. But this girl tried. Honestly it's been a while since I had one so even a shit massage would still feel good I guess. 40 minutes of muscle rub and kneading and then she began a slight tickling of the groin area, and a few minutes of teasing before asking me to flip.

She started tickling the boys from the front and fellas, I was like a dog being shown a juicy T-bone steak. I was hungry and salivating at the mouth. Then she spoiled the moment and said "how much tip?" and I said well that depends if I get to give you a massage too? She shook her head which I thought was surprising. She motioned to remove her top with her hands and said "100" I looked at her blankly and said are you out of your fucking mind? Lady, for a 100 I can have a much cuter Thai girl nosh on my cock and get a nice BJ with my massage. I ain't paying you more than 40 for that top to come off. She gave me a hard no and I said fine well this is NoVA so I'll take the standard HJ and I'll be on my way. She said no HJ 120 fee is just massage. I said you're going to have a damn hard time finding business here if your model is 120+100 for a mediocre massage and HJ. She told me she sees many customers who pay this asinine price. Really? In the middle of this pandemic where the vast majority of denizens are staying inside on lockdown? You're getting that kind of valuation? Well I wasn't going to fork up the dough so I opted to just finish the massage, lucky enough to get my full hour and cut my losses.

Now I'm going to pause my story to give you a hard glare. To the nameless monger (s) who is actually paying a Benji for this ***** to show you her half-ass surgically augmented tit while she jack hammers your tiny dick. My brother, there are far better options out there. Nobody should 220 for a HJ. I have it on pretty good authority from Moses that Thou shall not empty thine wallet for Thai thots was the 11th commandment from upstairs.

So I left $.20 bucks lighter and made my way downstairs, my big blue balls slappin each step of the way there, to my car which wasn't there because it got fucking towed. So I got fucked twice and not in the way I had intended. I hard TOFTT boys. Stay away from this one. It's simply not worth it on any level.

[TheOuroboros]

He's only got 9 posts. I wonder if we're being trolled. He could just post it for everyone.

To be honest I hate the "PM me guys more info!" Bullshit. Just post it that's what the whole damn board is for.

It's simple. I get a massage. If it's worth posting about. I post. IN DETAIL.

Here's an example because I'm about to show ya how it’s done

[Sylas]

As far as I am aware, AMPs are currently closed due to the shutdown order. That is why they are no longer advertising.

You can find an independent massage by one of the Thai ladies that are advertising.

If I am incorrect, and someone knows of AMPs that are open. Let me know.

Gotcha, that does make sense.

Appreciate the heads up!

[NyHornet]

Saw Mint here through the help of some board members before all this craziness, just forgot to post. Mint us very sweet, attractive and once you get to know her, opens up.

$100/45 minutes*.

$120/60 minutes*.

$160/90 minutes.

We agreed to a CBJ at the end for 80 extra. HE for 60 on the next trip. Mint is a real sweetheart and I will continue to go see her.

HE should be included in those rates. But, if clothes come off, then tip for that, but not for HE. That was like paying $80 at a MP and then tipping $100 for a HJ! Now, I might be inclined to give a little extra if she is young, hot and personable.

[NyHornet]

Before the 2010's I saw someone named KK. She was Thai and did massage and hair removal. She gave a good massage but only offered a hangshake at the finish. I also had her remove hair from my back.

The seconda time I went I met an associate of hers. She gave a good massage and shook more than a hand.

KK was heavy by my standards but not sloppy fat. The other one was thin but I cannot remember her name.

KK was nice and so was her associate.

Would have reconnect but then met a petite beauty who I became excluaive to. She ran with a group led by Pinky and they offered free Nuru. Those were the days. This woman went back to Thailand and I followed her on Facebook for a minute. After her it was hard to find another who would cuddle at a fair exchange. I wished she had stayed I offered my home to her.

Anyway, I guess I am still living in the past and we know we cannot go back.

KK has had many associates. One of my all time favs was her friend Zaza. She is now working at a legit place under a new name. I haven't seen KK in years, only because of distance is too far.

[Asphalt]

Bump.

PM'd as well, inbox probably flooded but if any of you lads get a response keep me in the loop Por favor.

He's only got 9 posts. I wonder if we're being trolled. He could just post it for everyone.

[TheOuroboros]

I also tried to pm but no response. I am also interested.

Bump.

PM'd as well, inbox probably flooded but if any of you lads get a response keep me in the loop Por favor.

[RedBird3]

Tried a PM but no response. I'm interested though.

I also tried to pm but no response. I am also interested.

[DonQuiote]

As far as I am aware, AMPs are currently closed due to the shutdown order. That is why they are no longer advertising.

You can find an independent massage by one of the Thai ladies that are advertising.

If I am incorrect, and someone knows of AMPs that are open. Let me know.

Been out the AMP game for a bit and I was hoping to find a place around fairfax / manassas / chantilly that offered BJ+massage? I'm not too into FS since I can get that with an escort for cheaper but a good rub down and some head is perfect for me. Pm me with details, price isn't really a problem. I just need help with locating. Thanks!

[SinAlexandria]

I guess business is down but I started noticing legit massage therapist offering HJ with the session. If you pm me then I can send you the info. I will note that HJ sucks but massage alone is worth it.

I would also be interested in any info on this. Covid is making me nuts.

[Asphalt]

I guess business is down but I started noticing legit massage therapist offering HJ with the session. If you pm me then I can send you the info. I will note that HJ sucks but massage alone is worth it.

Tried a PM but no response. I'm interested though.