Strip Club Reports

[Just Dreaming]

The first two songs she did not but when I asked her to give 20 worth she did.

Nice. I'd love to attend one of these parties.

[BJ4015]

Anyone have a hookup to any of the Cubans at Follies?

[SunnyBaker]

Won't find them in Atlanta due to the shutdown and they fining people and jail time also for violating shelter in place order.

If not Atlanta where? Pm Me if you need.

[SunnyBaker]

Where can you find these underground strip parties, I looked and everywhere, I use to go to strip clubs weekly before this pandemic happened.

Pm me please. I like the whole idea. What do I have to do? Can I host one?

[Mr Tattoo]

Where can you find these underground strip parties, I looked and everywhere, I use to go to strip clubs weekly before this pandemic happened.

Won't find them in Atlanta due to the shutdown and they fining people and jail time also for violating shelter in place order.

[TreJohn]

I went to one of the underground strip parties recently. I would give the experience about a 7. There were some really nice looking g girls there. One came and talk to me I spent about 50 on her in dances. Then the bouncer came pulled her to the side and asked her why was she with me so long. They have a rule no cell phones they don't want the ladies giving out there number I guess it is bad for business. So after that she did not come back. Beers where 5 lap dance was 5 and you get the whole song. Over all will repeat.

Where can you find these underground strip parties, I looked and everywhere, I use to go to strip clubs weekly before this pandemic happened.

[PurpleGhost]

Sounds like a good time. Is it all nude? Any chance to get any play in there?

The first two songs she did not but when I asked her to give 20 worth she did.

[Niteluvr]

I grew up in the upper Midwest: I save my jigsaw puzzles for blizzards and snow-ins.

O.

Then we could probably compare frostbite stats. Banged my first gf in a cold (furnished) basement on a bean bag chair, of all things. Happy we never married though. She married a local and got fat. YMMV.

[Just Dreaming]

I went to one of the underground strip parties recently. I would give the experience about a 7. There were some really nice looking g girls there. One came and talk to me I spent about 50 on her in dances. Then the bouncer came pulled her to the side and asked her why was she with me so long. They have a rule no cell phones they don't want the ladies giving out there number I guess it is bad for business. So after that she did not come back. Beers where 5 lap dance was 5 and you get the whole song. Over all will repeat.

Sounds like a good time. Is it all nude? Any chance to get any play in there?

[PurpleGhost]

I went to one of the underground strip parties recently. I would give the experience about a 7. There were some really nice looking g girls there. One came and talk to me I spent about 50 on her in dances. Then the bouncer came pulled her to the side and asked her why was she with me so long. They have a rule no cell phones they don't want the ladies giving out there number I guess it is bad for business. So after that she did not come back. Beers where 5 lap dance was 5 and you get the whole song. Over all will repeat.

[Ozymandias]

Enough with the Greek cuss words, Oz. Yours might be a bit too sophisticated a suggestion for some mongers. More than likely they'll have their pants around their ankles whilst "getting religion" on Pornhub. May I suggest a jigsaw puzzle?

I grew up in the upper Midwest: I save my jigsaw puzzles for blizzards and snow-ins.

O.

[BigMoney21]

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[Niteluvr]

Worth a shot? (But my advice is don't. Go take a Coursera course or read Herodotus or Thucydides. I'm reading Herodotus' history of the Persian Wars. Good stuff.).

O.

Enough with the Greek cuss words, Oz. Yours might be a bit too sophisticated a suggestion for some mongers. More than likely they'll have their pants around their ankles whilst "getting religion" on Pornhub. May I suggest a jigsaw puzzle?

[Jj3000]

There are bound to be a few typhoid Annies around.

Well, I keep a stash of Follies girls as my fuck toys, and I wouldn't touch any of them with a ten-foot (okay: 6 foot) pole during this crisis; they're all young and stupid, and can't be trusted to keep themselves clean. I'm just not that thirsty.

And I certainly won't be providing them with any no-strings funds during this (I've been asked). If they get mad, that's okay, because they are easily replaced.

If I were dumb enough to want to fuck strippers right now, but I didn't have any in my network, here's what I would do:

1. I'd go to the various Follies IG pages (there are a few, some more active than others; Follies Dolls I think is the best one.).

2. The IG handles of strippers depicted there will be available, so choose some you like and follow their IG. They'll accept the "follow request".

3. Now you can message them.

4. If they all say "go away" to your (hopefully diplomatic) fuck requests, you can then:

5. Find more strippers on THEIR page, and just basically follow the social map along its various strands until you find some willing cock sheaths.

Worth a shot? (But my advice is don't. Go take a Coursera course or read Herodotus or Thucydides. I'm reading Herodotus' history of the Persian Wars. Good stuff.).

O.

[Ozymandias]

Apparently you haven't been to a strip club in some years most of those chicks have children and jobs where they receive W-2 forms so you do the math on that. And also most of those girls who dance at Follies have sugar daddies and trusted side dates they deal with outside of the club on a regular basis. I know this because these ho's tell me everything some it are lies but the majority is the truth chicks who dance at certain strip clubs have good money coming in regardless if they ain't there or not. Especially the ones who cater too quote on quote older white clientele. I asked them all the time why they get there money in that type of manner they tell me they like too hustle.

Well, I keep a stash of Follies girls as my fuck toys, and I wouldn't touch any of them with a ten-foot (okay: 6 foot) pole during this crisis; they're all young and stupid, and can't be trusted to keep themselves clean. I'm just not that thirsty.

And I certainly won't be providing them with any no-strings funds during this (I've been asked). If they get mad, that's okay, because they are easily replaced.

If I were dumb enough to want to fuck strippers right now, but I didn't have any in my network, here's what I would do:

1. I'd go to the various Follies IG pages (there are a few, some more active than others; Follies Dolls I think is the best one.).

2. The IG handles of strippers depicted there will be available, so choose some you like and follow their IG. They'll accept the "follow request".

3. Now you can message them.

4. If they all say "go away" to your (hopefully diplomatic) fuck requests, you can then:

5. Find more strippers on THEIR page, and just basically follow the social map along its various strands until you find some willing cock sheaths.

Worth a shot? (But my advice is don't. Go take a Coursera course or read Herodotus or Thucydides. I'm reading Herodotus' history of the Persian Wars. Good stuff.).

O.