Strip Club Reports

[TreJohn]

I went to one of the underground strip parties recently. I would give the experience about a 7. There were some really nice looking g girls there. One came and talk to me I spent about 50 on her in dances. Then the bouncer came pulled her to the side and asked her why was she with me so long. They have a rule no cell phones they don't want the ladies giving out there number I guess it is bad for business. So after that she did not come back. Beers where 5 lap dance was 5 and you get the whole song. Over all will repeat.

Where can you find these underground strip parties, I looked and everywhere, I use to go to strip clubs weekly before this pandemic happened.

[PurpleGhost]

Sounds like a good time. Is it all nude? Any chance to get any play in there?

The first two songs she did not but when I asked her to give 20 worth she did.

[Niteluvr]

I grew up in the upper Midwest: I save my jigsaw puzzles for blizzards and snow-ins.

O.

Then we could probably compare frostbite stats. Banged my first gf in a cold (furnished) basement on a bean bag chair, of all things. Happy we never married though. She married a local and got fat. YMMV.

[Just Dreaming]

I went to one of the underground strip parties recently. I would give the experience about a 7. There were some really nice looking g girls there. One came and talk to me I spent about 50 on her in dances. Then the bouncer came pulled her to the side and asked her why was she with me so long. They have a rule no cell phones they don't want the ladies giving out there number I guess it is bad for business. So after that she did not come back. Beers where 5 lap dance was 5 and you get the whole song. Over all will repeat.

Sounds like a good time. Is it all nude? Any chance to get any play in there?

[PurpleGhost]

I went to one of the underground strip parties recently. I would give the experience about a 7. There were some really nice looking g girls there. One came and talk to me I spent about 50 on her in dances. Then the bouncer came pulled her to the side and asked her why was she with me so long. They have a rule no cell phones they don't want the ladies giving out there number I guess it is bad for business. So after that she did not come back. Beers where 5 lap dance was 5 and you get the whole song. Over all will repeat.

[Ozymandias]

Enough with the Greek cuss words, Oz. Yours might be a bit too sophisticated a suggestion for some mongers. More than likely they'll have their pants around their ankles whilst "getting religion" on Pornhub. May I suggest a jigsaw puzzle?

I grew up in the upper Midwest: I save my jigsaw puzzles for blizzards and snow-ins.

O.

[BigMoney21]

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[Niteluvr]

Worth a shot? (But my advice is don't. Go take a Coursera course or read Herodotus or Thucydides. I'm reading Herodotus' history of the Persian Wars. Good stuff.).

O.

Enough with the Greek cuss words, Oz. Yours might be a bit too sophisticated a suggestion for some mongers. More than likely they'll have their pants around their ankles whilst "getting religion" on Pornhub. May I suggest a jigsaw puzzle?

[Jj3000]

There are bound to be a few typhoid Annies around.

Well, I keep a stash of Follies girls as my fuck toys, and I wouldn't touch any of them with a ten-foot (okay: 6 foot) pole during this crisis; they're all young and stupid, and can't be trusted to keep themselves clean. I'm just not that thirsty.

And I certainly won't be providing them with any no-strings funds during this (I've been asked). If they get mad, that's okay, because they are easily replaced.

If I were dumb enough to want to fuck strippers right now, but I didn't have any in my network, here's what I would do:

1. I'd go to the various Follies IG pages (there are a few, some more active than others; Follies Dolls I think is the best one.).

2. The IG handles of strippers depicted there will be available, so choose some you like and follow their IG. They'll accept the "follow request".

3. Now you can message them.

4. If they all say "go away" to your (hopefully diplomatic) fuck requests, you can then:

5. Find more strippers on THEIR page, and just basically follow the social map along its various strands until you find some willing cock sheaths.

Worth a shot? (But my advice is don't. Go take a Coursera course or read Herodotus or Thucydides. I'm reading Herodotus' history of the Persian Wars. Good stuff.).

O.

[Ozymandias]

Apparently you haven't been to a strip club in some years most of those chicks have children and jobs where they receive W-2 forms so you do the math on that. And also most of those girls who dance at Follies have sugar daddies and trusted side dates they deal with outside of the club on a regular basis. I know this because these ho's tell me everything some it are lies but the majority is the truth chicks who dance at certain strip clubs have good money coming in regardless if they ain't there or not. Especially the ones who cater too quote on quote older white clientele. I asked them all the time why they get there money in that type of manner they tell me they like too hustle.

Well, I keep a stash of Follies girls as my fuck toys, and I wouldn't touch any of them with a ten-foot (okay: 6 foot) pole during this crisis; they're all young and stupid, and can't be trusted to keep themselves clean. I'm just not that thirsty.

And I certainly won't be providing them with any no-strings funds during this (I've been asked). If they get mad, that's okay, because they are easily replaced.

If I were dumb enough to want to fuck strippers right now, but I didn't have any in my network, here's what I would do:

1. I'd go to the various Follies IG pages (there are a few, some more active than others; Follies Dolls I think is the best one.).

2. The IG handles of strippers depicted there will be available, so choose some you like and follow their IG. They'll accept the "follow request".

3. Now you can message them.

4. If they all say "go away" to your (hopefully diplomatic) fuck requests, you can then:

5. Find more strippers on THEIR page, and just basically follow the social map along its various strands until you find some willing cock sheaths.

Worth a shot? (But my advice is don't. Go take a Coursera course or read Herodotus or Thucydides. I'm reading Herodotus' history of the Persian Wars. Good stuff.).

O.

[Mr Tattoo]

The silver lining here is that even though a lot of these girls won't make it, another wave of fresh talent will replace them. Since all the schools are pretty much done, I'm actually looking forward to see all the new girls that are anxiously waiting for these clubs to re-open so they can quit their burger king jobs and start stripping.

Well it's going to be a minute before the strip clubs in Atlanta re open but you have a point young girls will replace some I'm thinking the clubs might stay closed most of the summer if not longer.

[Focker 2]

Not all strippers have this benefit I mean you got some who dance to try to pay for school and some that just can't do shit else especially in these rachet clubs like Blaze and Pinups those girls are hood chicks period I know I been there plenty of times. My point is the strip club business won't be the same after this Coronavirus shit.

And another thing most of these strippers are and were SW at some point.

The silver lining here is that even though a lot of these girls won't make it, another wave of fresh talent will replace them. Since all the schools are pretty much done, I'm actually looking forward to see all the new girls that are anxiously waiting for these clubs to re-open so they can quit their burger king jobs and start stripping.

[Scorpio1982]

I am sure the the daytime follies girls will turn to escorts. But where are they? Help. I can't find them anywhere. Been on skipthegames and listcrawler. Has anyone had any luck finding strippers making the turn?

I have some follies girls contacts. Mostly AA, slim, thick, light and dark. Willing to trade for some young spinners contact info.

[Prospector12]

I cannot help but think of the long-term effects this pandemic may have on the strip club economy. It's not far-fetched in my mind that the industry could die.

From a consumer perspective, it's hard to imagine strip clubs recovering faster than its consumer base's ability to replenish disposable income. Which may happen long after clubs reopen, assuming some don't collapse before they can reopen. From a talent perspective, I'd expect many will get forced out if the upside significantly shrinks due to a much smaller money pool. From an owner perspective, this also means less revenue through cover charges, taxing dancers, and alcohol sales. Do the margins become thin enough to force many of these clubs to close?

If the larger economy isn't fully reopened until, say, the start of Fall, then maybe that recovery period (e. G. Folks catching up on back-rent, finding a new job because they were let go, etc.) bleeds into early next year. I just don't see how this industry which I assume receives no form of bailouts whatsoever survives what could be a 6-8 month lull in activity.

I'm likely missing something in this equation. Am I nuts here? Am I over-thinking this?

I'm ready for tittles and beer. First chance I get I'm there. Got to few buddies feel same way. Beer and titties before back rent.

[GoldMonger]

So the Governor extended Stay at Home orders until end of May so I guess the Strip Club will stay close all of April and May boy these dancers about to start hurting if they already have.

Can their tattoos be repossessed like their cars?

LOL, I wrote that before I noticed your handle.