Utr

[SevenYearMitch]

Charley Sheen was so right!

I guess I'll be the voice of dissent here and disagree with some of you guys, LOL. IMO Charley's short-sighted and misogynistic attitude towards women (as exemplified by his famous quote) is what has contributed to his personal life being such a fucking disaster zone. I'm honestly shocked he's not dead yet. He's not someone I would ever want to emulate or try to glean words of wisdom from. I like fucking women as much as anyone but I think a little respect towards the fairer sex goes a long ways towards enhancing the pleasure to be had from them. I understand what he's saying and yeah it's kind of funny I guess, but I feel sorry for the guy. He treats women like shit (especially the rumored 200 that he slept with after he found out he had HIV) and he is a piece of shit.

JM2C,
SYM

Edit: I just realized I'm about to hit 800 posts with my next review! If everything goes as planned tonight I should have a crazy epic review as my 800th post soon (and no it won't be of Cassie or M1L - LOL!)

[PharmaGuy]

I was reminded of that a while back. I was getting my haircut at a local place I frequent and a young 20 something who always flirts with me was cutting my hair and she starts tell me all her problems and with in 20 minutes the idea of banging her was completely gone and the thought of taking my 9 mm and blowing my brains out took over. Fortunately for me she was fired not too long after that so I have not seen her since. She was a hot little thing but I am too old to listen to that bs.

Stay safe and have fun!

I banged my smoking hot hairdresser a few times when she needed help with some bills. Same issue as Bjceb, the chick is alot of work, a total hot mess, but everytime I would be ready to drive my car off into a lake, and end it all, I would just stare at that body and tell myself "its all worth it" LOL.

She has a boyfriend now but, we still hang every so often.

If any of my USA buddies want to see a pic just text me.

PG.

[Du273]

As Charley Sheen once said: You're not paying her for sex, you're paying for her to leave.

I think it was "You don't pay them to come over you pay them to leave. " LOL either way he was spot on.

[ImAwaxdatazz69]

Big booty petite sexy 36 yr old with tight kitty needing some help. She has a short haircut and she says she isn't a girly girl but she has a sexy body. Never saw her but we have been talking today and she seems really sweet. Let me know how it goes guys. Senior members preferred since she is new. I'll send out number to whoever inbox me.

[MaverickUsa]

I was reminded of that a while back. I was getting my haircut at a local place I frequent and a young 20 something who always flirts with me was cutting my hair and she starts tell me all her problems and with in 20 minutes the idea of banging her was completely gone and the thought of taking my 9 mm and blowing my brains out took over. Fortunately for me she was fired not too long after that so I have not seen her since. She was a hot little thing but I am too old to listen to that bs.

Stay safe and have fun!

When I run into scenarios like that, I always wonder if it is a good opportunity to see if she is a UTR candidate. Often times I refrain if I frequent the place. Otherwise I might not be able to return. LOL. Does anyone have stories like that where they met a UTR?

[Bjceb]

I was reminded of that a while back. I was getting my haircut at a local place I frequent and a young 20 something who always flirts with me was cutting my hair and she starts tell me all her problems and with in 20 minutes the idea of banging her was completely gone and the thought of taking my 9 mm and blowing my brains out took over. Fortunately for me she was fired not too long after that so I have not seen her since. She was a hot little thing but I am too old to listen to that bs.

Stay safe and have fun!

As Charley Sheen once said: You're not paying her for sex, you're paying for her to leave.

[STEWMAN]

When I shop with Cassie my eyes are always fixated on her perfect "10" ass so I never pay attention to prices (or anything else, LOL). But I'm at my local Publix right now and they have these gorgeous wings (see below) for $5.99 per 22oz package, how many would you like? I think that's kind of steep but it sounds like you're a little desperate so I'm happy to help out a fellow senior monger (there will be a small shipping and handling fee of just $1,000, LOL). They've got some great looking rib eye steaks on sale if you're interested but unfortunately they're still out of toilet paper, sorry! LOL

SYM

So funny. Could you share info about cassie? Thanks brother.

[SevenYearMitch]

I noticed your local Walmart has chicken wings. May I ask the price per pound? Also. Would you be kind enough to ship some to me, the supermarket shelves are pretty empty here.

When I shop with Cassie my eyes are always fixated on her perfect "10" ass so I never pay attention to prices (or anything else, LOL). But I'm at my local Publix right now and they have these gorgeous wings (see below) for $5.99 per 22oz package, how many would you like? I think that's kind of steep but it sounds like you're a little desperate so I'm happy to help out a fellow senior monger (there will be a small shipping and handling fee of just $1,000, LOL). They've got some great looking rib eye steaks on sale if you're interested but unfortunately they're still out of toilet paper, sorry! LOL

SYM

[RedDog101]

For the over decade of being around the hobby I never realized there was soo much bs. Perhaps it's because I just show up enjoy and head on my way. Sounds like too many guys in here getting waay too into it. , as others have said the whole point of this is to not deal with drama or worrying about getting bitched at LOL. Everyone should enjoy and the takeaway should stop there. Especially now at this crazy time we are all going through we should be helping not causing problems for the.

Providers and vice versa! Sharing is caring!! On that note I had a great time today so far I'll follow up later about it.

As Charley Sheen once said: You're not paying her for sex, you're paying for her to leave.

[HappyInFlordia]

For the over decade of being around the hobby I never realized there was soo much bs. Perhaps it's because I just show up enjoy and head on my way. Sounds like too many guys in here getting waay too into it. , as others have said the whole point of this is to not deal with drama or worrying about getting bitched at LOL. Everyone should enjoy and the takeaway should stop there. Especially now at this crazy time we are all going through we should be helping not causing problems for the.

Providers and vice versa! Sharing is caring!! On that note I had a great time today so far I'll follow up later about it.

Well said bro take heed SYM LOL.

[Harry Plopper]

She thought better than to piss off her friendly movie critic. HAHAHA.

Michele1L (Reunited)

Well that didn't last long! I spent a half hour reuniting with the mesmerizing M1L today, less than 72 hours after our big altercation and me proclaiming I would never forgive her, LMAO (my apologies to the forum for the needless drama!

Anyways, as the dream commenced and our lips began to touch, the song "Reunited" by Peaches & Herb popped into my head, LOL.

Link to "Reunited" by Peaches & Herb:
https://youtu.be/26J0uDIGErM

Michele reluctantly agreed to role play with me as her student and she as my P. E. Teacher, LOL. I bought a sexy "Coach" costume (by Shirley) with M1 L specifically in mind (see pic below). When I saw M1 L in the outfit I was completely blown away. She was a total knockout and looked way better than the model IMO! I'm hopeful she might one day post some pics on snap in this outfit (hint hint if your reading this Michele, LOL).

The dream commenced with M1 L blowing her coach's whistle (which came with the costume) to call her PE class to attention. She took attendance and checked to make sure I was properly dressed out for class. She started to DFK me and pull my shorts off so I threatened to report her to the Principal. However, once she put my cock in her mouth I acquiesced to her highly inappropriate behavior, LOL. She continued the abuse with DTBBBJ, 69, RCG, and Mish. Michele kept the outfit on throughout the dream and looked absolutely amazing!

After the dream we ran a few errands together and stopped off at Planet Smoothie where we continued to smooth things over (pun intended, LOL). I highly recommend the "Mountain Man Crunch" and M1 L seemed to teally enjoy her "Twig & Berries". She somehow managed to spill a bunch of it all over her face whereupon I hit her with the requisite facial jokes, LOL.

Will repeat! Trusted senior members can PM me for her contact info.

SYM.

Edit: Hey Vino, can you please remind me when the next meeting of the "In Love With A Hoe Support Group" is? I need to mark it on my calendar because I'm currently in love with at least 3 of them, LMAO

[SevenYearMitch]

Michele1L (Reunited)

Well that didn't last long! So I just got done spending some time reuniting with the mesmerizing Michele1L, less than 72 hours after our big altercation and me proclaiming I would never ever forgive her, LMAO! (My apologies to the forum for all the needless drama - but I think some of you guys actually enjoyed it, LOL)

Anyways, as the dream commenced and our lips began to touch, the song "Reunited" by Peaches & Herb popped into my head, LOL

Link to "Reunited" by Peaches & Herb:
https://youtu.be/26J0uDIGErM

Michele reluctantly agreed to role play with me as her student and she as my P.E. teacher, LOL. I bought a sexy "Coach" costume (by Shirley) with M1L specifically in mind (see pic of model below). When I saw M1L in the outfit I was completely blown away. She was a total knockout and looked way better than the model IMO! I'm hopeful she might one day post some pics on snap in this outfit (hint, hint just in case you're reading this Michele!)

My half hour dream commenced with M1L blowing her whistle (which came with the costume) to call her PE class to attention. She took attendance and checked to make sure I was properly dressed out for class. She started to DFK me and pull my shorts off so I threatened to report her to the Principal. However, once she put my cock in her mouth I acquiesced to her highly inappropriate behavior, LOL. She continued the abuse with DTBBBJ, 69, RCG, and Mish. Michele kept the outfit on throughout the dream and looked absolutely amazing!

After the dream we ran a few errands together and stopped off at Planet Smoothie where we continued to smooth things over (pun intended). I highly recommend the "Mountain Man Crunch" and M1L seemed to really enjoy her "Twig & Berries". She somehow managed to spill a bunch of it all over her gorgeous face whereupon I hit her with the requisite facial jokes which she took in stride, LOL

Will repeat! Trusted senior members can PM me for her contact info.

SYM

Edit: Hey Vino, can you please remind me when the next meeting of the "In Love With A Hoe Support Group" is? I need to mark it on my calendar because I'm currently in love with at least 3 of them, LMAO!

[Du273]

LOL, it's nice to know I'm not the only one with this weird fetish. I dug up this old pic just for you Du - as you can see Cassie looks fucking amazing just carrying around a basket too! This was taken in early February pre-coronavirus - notice the shit ton of toilet paper still on the shelves - LMAO! BTW, when I told Cassie you said "hi" she said you're a "cool dude", LOL

SYM

She has quite a swagger LOL. Spent many a evening at the house with Cassie dancing and singing with her Stella Beer bottle as her Mic. Cool girl need to have her back over.

[SevenYearMitch]

Sweet

I've followed Cassie around a grocery store pushing the cart. A trip I highly recomened. LOL.

LOL, it's nice to know I'm not the only one with this weird fetish. I dug up this old pic just for you Du - as you can see Cassie looks fucking amazing just carrying around a basket too! This was taken in early February pre-coronavirus - notice the shit ton of toilet paper still on the shelves - LMAO! BTW, when I told Cassie you said "hi" she said you're a "cool dude", LOL

SYM

[FireFucker]

She has 2 pussies?

I would love to have a pussy like that. Some high quality puss Wright there.

FF.