EMP (European Massage Parlor) Reports

[ProperTee]

Hi everyone,

In my experience and based on many of the monger reports, much of the actual massages In the area tend to be on the light / medium side. Are there any providers in the area you know of that provide a legitimately good massage with standard finish?

For reference, my former ATF was Alina from Maria's in Skokie. Strong, solid massage, amazing tease and great finish. She's since left (unless any of you know where she is), but that type of service is what I'd be interested in.

Thanks in advance.

[ItsHowdyDoody]

Yes, fun to be had, but probably not the first visit. If yes the first, don't expect much. Further visits lead to more fun, but price goes up. Olga has a bit of GPS. Alla (blonde) is more fun.

This is also connected to another blonde provider who is pretty decent looking. Not positive on Olga tho. Either way, they are a bit selective.

[Oramo]

Seems like all the Euros have gone into hiding during this virus hysteria. One provider I knew said she was fleeing back to mother Russia to be with her family during this time. Perhaps many are doing this. Sucks for us.

Also does anyone have a review of this chick? https://www.massageanywhere.com/profile/Allal763.

Does NOT suck for us. That's the problem.

[EdCarbone]

Thanks doc. Any fun to be had there or no?

Yes, fun to be had, but probably not the first visit. If yes the first, don't expect much. Further visits lead to more fun, but price goes up. Olga has a bit of GPS. Alla (blonde) is more fun.

[Big Waffle]

Thanks doc. Any fun to be had there or no?

[FreeFall1977]

Think I might try out clm or 262. Been hard to search clm and I tried going back to look it up but no luck. I know YMMV but what's the standard tip for a CBJ? Think at 262 its included in the Base price, is it the same at clm? Is the schaumburg location in a condo? Any advice on the 2 would be helpful. Looks are very important to me. Not sure if I would do FS. Would like to try at some point a place that does more of a body slide type of massage, doesn't have to be nuru. Not sure where to start with that, I'm sure if I had a regular I could ask for it but out west pickings are every slim right now. I use to go to Belmont Spa, I wish it was so far for me now.

Not sure about the Schaumburg location but I know the Buffalo Grove spot is a decent apt complex. Saw Nelli, late 20's maybe early 30's. Not too sure I'm not great with ages. Good body (not toned), very laid back and cool attitude. Small natural b cups with a great pussy and nips. Would possibly see her again unless I have better options for cheaper. Daty, 69, doggie, Mish, cg, CBJ, cfs.

[Dr Manhattan]

Seems like all the Euros have gone into hiding during this virus hysteria. One provider I knew said she was fleeing back to mother Russia to be with her family during this time. Perhaps many are doing this. Sucks for us.

Also does anyone have a review of this chick? https://www.massageanywhere.com/profile/Allal763.

I believe this is an ad for Olga's office in AH. They used to go by the name "Sun Clinic. " Chances are you'll get Olga and less likely to see the one in the ad, but that's speculation on my part.

https://european-massage.com/contact

Olga is an older proprietor, maybe late 40's at best, who used to have "Massage Jane" as her masseuse on staff.

https://www.massageanywhere.com/profile/massagejane

[JustAMonger]

If you don't, then you're in the wrong hobby. Everyone here has overpaid when the little head takes control.

AMEN! Oh yeah, Over payment is a rite of passage! Usually we learn. But the little head is powerful!

[Big Waffle]

Guess it's good to have money to throw away.

If you don't, then you're in the wrong hobby. Everyone here has overpaid when the little head takes control.

[ItsHowdyDoody]

My understanding is that Sara and Kate knew each other. I'd imagine that Sara disappeared once Kate was in trouble next door. I could be wrong.

S2.

They were not friends from what Sara told me. I don't think she ever stopped booking, she just stopped using massageanywhere.

[Dbiz01]

Guess it's good to have money to throw away.

Hey all,

I had luck with another one (message for details) but I did $100 for session and self-serve but I got to roam sans some clothing, her tits were in my face and she was very feely (except for junior). What worked for me was keeping a dialogue the entire time, stay friendly and engaged. They were tight dresses so I complimented her on her looks, mentioned how much I liked certain massages she did when she was testing the waters, and had success getting her boobs out. However, it was like pulling teeth to convince her to go further outside of self, and that seems to be the consensus. I however only tipped $50, as we did not talk price in the room, just mentioned I had some tipping cash to spare. Obvi like all here, YRMV.

That being said, the experience itself is quite pleasant and relaxing, I just wanted to go see someone after to take off the edge.

[Seraph2]

Just saw on MassageAnywhere.com that Sara in Northbrook on Shermer is back after a long absence. She had her own operation I think in her own office there. Anyone know why she disappeared and reappeared? Bit wary after the bust there last fall.

Thanks.

My understanding is that Sara and Kate knew each other. I'd imagine that Sara disappeared once Kate was in trouble next door. I could be wrong.

S2.

[Big Waffle]

Seems like all the Euros have gone into hiding during this virus hysteria. One provider I knew said she was fleeing back to mother Russia to be with her family during this time. Perhaps many are doing this. Sucks for us.

Also does anyone have a review of this chick? https://www.massageanywhere.com/profile/Allal763.

[EdCarbone]

Just saw on MassageAnywhere.com that Sara in Northbrook on Shermer is back after a long absence. She had her own operation I think in her own office there. Anyone know why she disappeared and reappeared? Bit wary after the bust there last fall.

Thanks.

[Teddy O]

Think I might try out clm or 262. Been hard to search clm and I tried going back to look it up but no luck. I know YMMV but what's the standard tip for a CBJ? Think at 262 its included in the Base price, is it the same at clm? Is the schaumburg location in a condo? Any advice on the 2 would be helpful. Looks are very important to me. Not sure if I would do FS. Would like to try at some point a place that does more of a body slide type of massage, doesn't have to be nuru. Not sure where to start with that, I'm sure if I had a regular I could ask for it but out west pickings are every slim right now. I use to go to belmont Spa, I wish it was so far for me now.