Massage Parlor Reports

**Checkin Out** · 04-15-20 20:27

Let's be real. Guys who have digits for providers they see as regulars are getting invited to "closed" AMP's but certainly just to say hi and catch up. Right?

**HapaBoy86** · 04-14-20 22:13

Anyone been? LOL.

https://www.foxla.com/news/socal-mas...exual-services

**BlueGuy69** · 04-08-20 18:03

Originally Posted by ThinkTankForty [View Original Post]

Who has the biggest booty at a MP?

Personally the two biggest ass I came across wasn't in LA but in the IE. One was Danielle she was more bbw but her ass was incredible and sooo fat, haven't seen her in a while. I think that place may have closed recently. She was brunette Latina (May have been Mexican) completely bottom heavy, small boobs, thick thighs that wrapped around you. The second was Ale, she had big boobs and and ass (enhanced but soft), her ass to waist ratio is plus, black hair if remember correctly. Body is incredible I believe she's still around. I've been looking for more big asses like this. DM for more detail. You?

**PriscillaM** · 04-01-20 12:01

Originally Posted by Mvmvm [View Original Post]

Was this recent? I assumed Goldfinger had been closed for at least 2 weeks since the lockdown was announced.

I was there the night prior to the lockdown. I guess it was Thursday March 19, just before the g and g team shut down the world to save 50 lives. A fucken dude wearing like a get up from Hans Christian Andersen walked in, then some fat Russian looking guy with a banged up escalade and wearing a thong underwear, and then finally a good looking thin guy with salt and pepper hair walked in. I was too pussy to go in and made a rub ratings appointment at the wilshire trick pad with this Asian gal.

Then, over the weekend the sign said it was closed and that they were grateful to all for all the handjobs and they did not mention a reopen date.

As for why we liked it. It was cheers. They treated you marginally OK. It did smell like shit because of the god awful shit they ate in the break room and the towels had more holes in them than a milking table, but it was decent. There were no pigs and even the granny on staff, Kelly, was fuckable in a pandemic.

It seems like it is gone. And to the monger who had information on Selene and did not share it, well DIAF.

**Mvmvm** · 03-31-20 13:34

Originally Posted by JazzLuvr [View Original Post]

First fide cancelled the 2020 candidates chess tournament as part of the bandwagon reaction to this very serious pandemic (deaths in orange county = 1).

Now gold finger is closed.

RIP.

Was this recent? I assumed Goldfinger had been closed for at least 2 weeks since the lockdown was announced.

**PriscillaM** · 03-31-20 13:33

According to confirmed reports, jenny of weho is at chen's mp on 1244* Santa Monica boulevard in west la. The place is open for god knows why and she goes by Mary. She has to be over 50 and it is cumdump city with her. The best review is some dud who went to see her in we ho, she sat on his penor and he could see her pussy and deduced that his dick was in her ass.

**BSinTo** · 03-31-20 10:47

Originally Posted by Pasquelo [View Original Post]

Not that I am going to be on a plane or AMP any time soon anyway, but what were the other issues with tina? If you don't mind sharing. Lack of looks and personality I can deal with but its bugs that will keep me away. Reports I've read make me keep wanting to visit but after your post I am doubting the wisdom in that.

Thanks.

I had absolutely no issues with Tina when I saw her, just a great time and a surprisingly great massage to boot! Looks are a 2, body a 3. 5 and performance was a 9. Would have been a 10, but didn't spend much time rimming.

**PriscillaM** · 03-30-20 20:33

Holy shit, every fucken monger opportunity is shut down. Fuken girls on that mall that have been giving hand jobs since the advent of hand jobs are shut down. OMG.

**Fiend06** · 03-30-20 20:23

FYI called up Eastern last Wednesday and they were open.

**PropLA** · 03-30-20 20:01

Does anyone have any experience with this girl? Pics look HOT, and she's asking $200/ hr and offers doubles. Yoko in Burbank.

It's tough to find some decent providers right now. Fkg Corona! LOL.

https://bodyrubpage.com/los-angeles-...o-562-478-5107

Or.

https://losangeles.rubratings.com/167825

**Pasquelo** · 03-30-20 17:52

Originally Posted by DGoodLife [View Original Post]

WM, that review is not fake its about Tina in Encino, but there are other issues that she may be on an avoid list for. She is about a 1-3 in face & 1-2 in body but service is what is described, although like I said there are other issues that have been reported on her to pass.

DGL.

Not that I am going to be on a plane or AMP any time soon anyway, but what were the other issues with tina? If you don't mind sharing. Lack of looks and personality I can deal with but its bugs that will keep me away. Reports I've read make me keep wanting to visit but after your post I am doubting the wisdom in that.

Thanks.

**PriscillaM** · 03-30-20 16:40

https://templeofbliss.com/la-area-therapists/

This is fuken hilarious. They apparently take your temperature at the temple of ketamines. I guess fucken queen love must have a ph d in overpriced handjobs and epidemiology. The virus does not show symptoms in probably 50% or more of the affected. All you have to do is have the guys get an asshole scrub before and tell the girls not to touch their face, and it I fine. It is droplet transmitted, not aerosol (unless those droplets are atomized like in a hospital which is now the vector for transmission).

**Wicked1** · 03-30-20 16:16

Originally Posted by FirstRideHere [View Original Post]

I heard a lot of great things about ECO and the girls there so I decided to give it a try. CICI had great reviews but honestly YOU NEVER KNOW THE STANDARDS OF OTHER GUYS. She also tried to charge me $200 upfront and said she was the best girl at ECO. She is not. Her attitude sucks. Her fake hair smells like Burnt rubber and her pussy was definitely way too fishy for my taste. Kind of smells like a yeast infection She asked me if I wanted to DATY and that was a BIG NO. Do any of you men have standards? This girl looks good but she is filled with shit. I'm so over these MP filled with girls who think they're famous in some way and deserve more than the average $100 just because they look good. DO NOT WASTE YOUR MONEY! I was in and out and she tried to beg me to stay because she said the owner was a * and made them stay in the room for the full time. NO THANKS. She also has really fucked up teeth but it's dark and you can barely tell.

Sorry to hear of your session. I think most had bad experiences. I have, to the point of getting pissed, mostly at myself for not asking for a change if I'm not feeling it. At that point I mostly try to finish and split. Some were just a disaster.

However, my session was the polar opposite from yours. Very friendly, sexy and hot. Great body, sexy face, like a penthouse pet. Good times and would repeat. I've been to see someone with good reviews but just didn't click. Then it's just a generic experience.

You don't click with everyone. Can't be everyone's friend. That I know.

**SirSmitty** · 03-30-20 15:07

Originally Posted by FatJerk76 [View Original Post]

I remember Vickie. Met her just once. Older sure but super slutty fun and great breasts. I would love to find her again.

2ND That. Had a ton of fun with her. ATF, if anyone has info on her, PM me.

**Fat Jerk76** · 03-30-20 07:16

Originally Posted by SlaterHind [View Original Post]

I think the name of the MILF / gilf I'm looking for is either Vickie or Wickie

I remember Vickie. Met her just once. Older sure but super slutty fun and great breasts. I would love to find her again.

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