Massage Parlor Reports

**TridentD** · 03-27-20 21:18

I was in need of a massage and to drain my tool. I called the D and lady. I asked her if she would wear a N95 mask while I was there. She said of course. Since we both were wearing them, I skipped the nuru slide and just went for the regular massage with HJ. It sounds weird but it really wasn't that bad. She sure can work a dick. Afterwards, I showered and left. I will certainly go again if this shit continues.

**Concupiscent69** · 03-27-20 18:04

Originally Posted by TLong [View Original Post]

I saw Jazz earlier this week. First and last time. Not impressed at all. The table was uncomfortable, the piercings were a huge turnoff for me, massage wasn't that good, I don't really find her that attractive. I guess I'm really partial to Asians. Tiffany is getting scary, and boring, and pricey, so I may try Bonita later on after this whole shut down is over. I've not been with a Latino provider yet.

Does that mean there were no extra services? Where are the piercings?

**T Long** · 03-27-20 14:41

Originally Posted by MisterPaul [View Original Post]

All commercial storefronts are either closed or lying low. I know that some providers are working but are also being somewhat restrictive. If you have seen any of these:

Bonita Diaz, Lisa, Downriver Nuru, Commerce Jen, and Massage Breese, you might try calling them. I know they are seeing previous clients on a limited basis. Also, if you know Tiffany, give her a call. You never know what might develop.

I saw Jazz earlier this week. First and last time. Not impressed at all. The table was uncomfortable, the piercings were a huge turnoff for me, massage wasn't that good, I don't really find her that attractive. I guess I'm really partial to Asians. Tiffany is getting scary, and boring, and pricey, so I may try Bonita later on after this whole shut down is over. I've not been with a Latino provider yet.

**Passenger** · 03-27-20 11:06

Originally Posted by JAsian [View Original Post]

This is especially true for people with a family at home. I can't imagine bringing home the virus and contaminating my loved ones. How could anyone live with that guilt.

Hear, hear. +1.

**WinterKnight** · 03-26-20 23:02

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**BigBodyScottie** · 03-26-20 13:44

Any info on Dr Jas? Seen her ads on CL. RTFF but search came back with no results. I thought somebody mentioned her though in the past.

**HeeJung47** · 03-26-20 08:53

Originally Posted by MagnifiRod [View Original Post]

Jen will only do Brazilian now. I would go to her except she's such a flake and difficult to schedule.

Maybe you should heed what the Governor has said and stay home.

**MagnifiRod** · 03-25-20 23:26

Yes as of today.

Originally Posted by LameelCono [View Original Post]

I wonder if Down River Nuru Lady still has the Welcome mat out. That place is sanitary as are her services. Worth a try. Hope I haven't started a stampede in Southgate.

**MagnifiRod** · 03-25-20 23:25

Jen will only do Brazilian now. I would go to her except she's such a flake and difficult to schedule.

Originally Posted by MichiganDetroi [View Original Post]

Jen sent a group text a couple days ago, rather annoying that she texts so regularly, but fortunately it's to a burner I haven't tossed yet, anyways her text said she is still working but anyone who wants service has to wear a mask during the appointment LOL! At first I thought she was joking, but after rereading the text it sounded like she was for real.

That's got to be an odd experience; wearing a surgical mask while she gives you her ho hum nuru and h / e.

**CrustNuts** · 03-25-20 21:12

Originally Posted by LameelCono [View Original Post]

I wonder if Down River Nuru Lady still has the Welcome mat out. That place is sanitary as are her services. Worth a try. Hope I haven't started a stampede in Southgate.

Saw her today. She will see familiar faces.

**IAmNotMe** · 03-25-20 17:50

Originally Posted by TLong [View Original Post]

With everything shut down does anybody have an idea on how to meet our essential needs? I'm dying over here! Please, if you have a UTR who is still working, please share through private message. I promise I will keep it UTR!

If you have seen Jazz in the past, she will most likely see you now if she remembers you or ask Tiffany if anyone is available.

**MichiganDetroi** · 03-25-20 12:40

Originally Posted by TLong [View Original Post]

With everything shut down does anybody have an idea on how to meet our essential needs? I'm dying over here! Please, if you have a UTR who is still working, please share through private message. I promise I will keep it UTR!

Jen sent a group text a couple days ago, rather annoying that she texts so regularly, but fortunately it's to a burner I haven't tossed yet, anyways her text said she is still working but anyone who wants service has to wear a mask during the appointment LOL! At first I thought she was joking, but after rereading the text it sounded like she was for real.

That's got to be an odd experience; wearing a surgical mask while she gives you her ho hum nuru and h / e.

**LameelCono** · 03-25-20 10:10

Originally Posted by TLong [View Original Post]

With everything shut down does anybody have an idea on how to meet our essential needs? I'm dying over here! Please, if you have a UTR who is still working, please share through private message. I promise I will keep it UTR!

I wonder if Down River Nuru Lady still has the Welcome mat out. That place is sanitary as are her services. Worth a try. Hope I haven't started a stampede in Southgate.

**Big Jimmy** · 03-25-20 01:13

Originally Posted by FrankyV8 [View Original Post]

Last week was looking for Serendipity in Southfield. Couldn't find it. Drove into a restaurant parking lot and the valet tried to park my car for me. Awkward. I think I mumbled something like I have the wrong restaurant. Anyone point me to the right direction?

The restaurant you are referring to is Bacco. You would have been further ahead to go ahead and valet and go in for a filet with zip sauce. You would have been happier in the end.