Massage Parlor Reports

[Orl8165]

I've been in the hobby for a while, but never really did any reviews, sorry. But I had to share this awkward and horrible experience I had at Blue Sky. I was Jonesin and I usually just go to the the HE places because I really want a good massage and I can get sex pretty easy from the likes of Tinder and the such. But I have been to CB, BB, BO, ETC, just haven't checked out MC or King So my usual places were closed, island, natural, and even every other decent place along the way. So I started heading towards GG. Well I see the lights on at Blue so I swing in. I went here one time before when it first opened and I don't remember who it was, but I pulled decent looking older woman, she was slender, really short (but I'm 6'3" so that's most Asian women) pretty, about mid to late 40's. I had a great time. B2 B, NURU, TUMA, BBBJ during the TS and a great time in the room. All for $$. Well I walk in this time, the girl says hello, I say hello back, she says hello again so I just stand there. She comes around the curtain, very pretty, younger probably mid 30's, spoke good English but just stared at me like she didn't know why I was there so I just look at her. So I said massage? She says do you want a half hour? I said well last time I was here it was $$ for 45 minutes. She said no 2 girls, I'm the only one here. I said ok, I mean $$ for you for 45 minutes. She hesitated and asked if I had been there before. I replied yes and that is what she changed before. She looked at me for a minute, then said ok come in. But stands at the window. I go to open the door but it's locked and she just stared at me, then says wait pay here first, 60. I said I thought $$. Now I should have just left but I was itching. So I said ok. Then I give her 60 she looks at it and says you said $$. So I really should have left by now. I ended up giving her the rest and she unlocked the door. So I go in the room, she tells me to get undressed and says I'm going to get undressed too, she was wearing leggings and a sweatshirt. Comes back in a skirt and says lay down. I said what about a table shower, she looks at me like I was speaking Latin, then says you want a table shower. , I said yes. Then walks out and starts the shower. 30 seconds later, comes back in a gets me. Takes me to the shower, lackluster TS, I asked if she did NURU, she laughed and said nuru was $$ more. I said WTF and laughed. She said no B2 B, no TUMA, and no BBBJ, which I get because of the current situation in the world. Well I said this sucks. Idk if I want to stay. She said well table shower alone is 60. I said bullshit. I would give you 20, you didn't do anything, she says well if you don't want to pay I will call the police, I said seriously?? She said 60 for TS. So I said screw it and stayed. I should have left. She finished the TS and almost drowned me spraying my face. So back to room, she pulls the bottom of the dress up and tucks it in and pulls the top down. Now she has some great fake ones, but no ass, but we all know that's the norm. I said can take it off and she kind of looks at me like I'm asking her too much. So she does but leaves her stupid little slippers on. So she puts on the cover and starts a CBJ and one of the worst ones ever. So I let that go on for a few minutes, then decide I need to drop and go. So I get her into doggy, fill the hat, and start thinking clearly. She wipes me up with baby wipes and leaves the room. I get dressed and she comes back and is kind of surprised. I asked to use the bathroom, take a post-leak, wash my hands and head out the door. She gives me an awkward side kind of hug that I kind of pulled away from because I was irritated. Worst FS experience ever. Things need to go back to normal so the good places are open again and I can finally check out MC, NDS, King. Blue Sky was truly BS.

[Fred5568]

Drive by earlier today and the sign at the old Tokyo was lit sayin gun open anyone been? I have been their just not sure if they forgot the light is on or are they actually open.

[DonMax]

Took a trip to BO today cause nothing else was open and drew Sophia. Latin chick with fake tits and a messed up grill. I knew from terrible from the get but needed a nut badly. Took to the shower room and that was nothing special.

In the room, she tried to kill time by putting me on my stomach and rubbing her fake tits on my back. On the flip, her give a BJ with a condom that sucked really bad. Got her in a missionary.

And her complained that she just had a tit job and it hurt to have me on her chest. I could only put it in half way because she was holding me off with her arms. I made her suck me for 25 minutes because I so pissed.

I finally nutted just to get the hell out of her. I would rather light my money on fire than to go back there again.

[Big In Japan]

I was driving down Bumby around 5 today and noticed a couple of things.

1.) there was a white Mercedes parked in the CB driveway, like right out in front so you couldn't help but see it. Probably nothing, but I seem to recall several months ago there was a sign stating it was "reopening soon". However, then the sign went away and nothing happened, LOL.

2.) the "Open" sign at the massage parlor across the street was on. It was off the other night so someone had to have turned it on. Never been to this joint, looks sketchy as hell.

[GreekHunting]

It makes sense that they'd be closed for 10 days due to the shelter-in-place order for Orange County. It also makes sense that KMS would be open, as I believe they're in Osceola County with no such order. I wasn't sure if everyone realized that, so sorry if I'm repeating something someone has already mentioned.

Be safe!

Bo.

Osceola announced a shelter-in-place order as well.

[LurkerBo]

So this evening I was in search of some relief. I had called NDS, and BO earlier in the day to confirm that they would be open. After watching the evening news I called to confirm with them again.

Having been to NDS a number of times in the past, I decide to head there instead of taking a chance on the talent at BO. When I called NDS I spoke with Vivian who told me that two girls where working tonight. When I arrived I was greeted by Vivian who was with another monger at the moment. When we got inside the front security door she dropped her smock and escorted me to a room to wait, while revealing a gorgeous body. A short time later she came back in nude and said she was going to shower and would be back. She returned in the usual uniform and we headed to the shower for the usual activities. After a while in the shower we headed back to the room for the main event. As we talked I asked if she was the only one working now, which she confirmed, and said the other girl had left. She also apologized for not having any make up on. My reply was no problem, as I told her I thought she was gorgeous without the makeup. And then there is the body, We have all talked about the tits on Tiffany, but I think that Vivian's are natural from what I could see and feel. And now for the down side of the visit. I was the last guest at NDS for the near future. Vivian told me that they would be closed for at least the next 10 days. However she did say that KMS is remaining open. But of course that is something that you want to check on prior. Can't wait to get back with Vivian. Stay safe Mongers.

It makes sense that they'd be closed for 10 days due to the shelter-in-place order for Orange County. It also makes sense that KMS would be open, as I believe they're in Osceola County with no such order. I wasn't sure if everyone realized that, so sorry if I'm repeating something someone has already mentioned.

Be safe!

Bo.

[SplitLickity1]

This place has been there for years. Good massage standard he.

No this place just opened and apparently just closed too. Went by there yesterday and the lights were on but the door was locked. Tried calling but no answer.

[ManoWar1]

Called BO to verify they're open, mms said come on in so around 11 am, had a dream that I met with Sophia an attractive Brazilian with great rack and butt. The usual table shower was under renovation so took me to a secondary where she washed everything, didn't get naked for a slide or begin a BBBJ like other spas I've visited. In the room got naked and said due to covid no kissing and everything covered. Began a nice CBJ then hopped on for cg, finished in doggie. Worth the visit, on my way out saw 2 other good looking girls.

[Barcawala]

Anybody checked out the new place on Hoffner Ave near Conway Rd

This place has been there for years. Good massage standard he.

[Barcawala]

What does she look like, where does she advertise?

That is Marilyn.

Waste of your time and money. Smoking and pimp is always in the next room.

[Whiskeysours]

Anybody visit a girl named Summer? Has an apartment off Semoran close to the airport.

What does she look like, where does she advertise?

[LipShot]

Anybody visit a girl named Summer? Has an apartment off Semoran close to the airport.

[ImAwaxdatazz69]

Wow. Was she clean? If so please share more details / contact or how to reach there.

I would like to know where please and thanks.

[GreekHunting]

It looks like Kissimmee locations are open for business in case anyone is wondering or has an itch. Other than KMS they aren't has good as the others but are okay in a pinch. I can't speak for all of them but the two closest to me (Bamboo and Balance) have their open signs turned on. I also didn't see a note on the door which the Orlando locations I saw do have.

I remember when I used to frequent these places that Balance having FS options and Bamboo was HE only.

I just thought I'd help get the word out.

[OrlandoJay]

I'm fairly sure those are photos of porn star Lisa Ann, but no idea if it's really her or no. I'm guessing not. I reached out regardless. I'll update later.

Sorry for the update delay. It's nonsense. I texted back and forth with her for a bit but she wouldn't send me an additional picture. I told her she looked like a famous pornstar and wanted some evidence she wasn't so I asked for a picture of her giving me the ok sign. She cut off communication at that point.